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Author has written 22 stories for Doctor Who, Avengers, Ironman, X-Men: The Movie, Generator Rex, Saw, Warriors, One Piece, Hunger Games, and House, M.D.. My pen name used to be: SherlockMoriartyHouse500IQ and DirectionallyChallengedZoro and DirectionallyChallengedKenshi I am now: SvetlanaSantoryuu SO MUCH SHORTER... XD I WILL SAY THIS FIRST - ALL FANFICS HAVE BEEN DISCONTINUED AND PUT ON HIATUS AS I WORK ON MY 'All Alone' FANFIC. NONE OF THE OTHERS WILL BE UPDATED UPTIL I'VE FINISHED (OR MADE SIGNIFICANT PROGRESS ON) EVERYBODY HAS SECRETS. THE ONLY EXCEPTIONS WILL BE OTHER ONE PIECE FANFICS BEING PUBLISHED. THANK-YOU. D.I.E. Now read this: Daring people read this. I wrote this. Everyone will die. -0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0- I want to play a game. Any stories can be spooky, right? My stories are just a crazy jumble. Getting the writing together is fine, you just have to finish the typing and publish it. Or just don't publish it at all. I've written many stories, though they are not as long as others. Nor as good. Good stories have great grammar and do what they are meant to do; a horror story like this would scare you. To write a really scary novel is pretty tricky. Or a really tense one; they need the perfect amount of each genre to make it right. My mind is a complex web of genres. Under the layers of flesh and bone, everything is woven into a mesh of thoughts and ideas. Running through them one by one for a good fanfiction would be very hard. Doing the activity for real through my brain would get you tangled so badly you would never escape. Ever, ever, ever, ever. Rotting corpses would fill my brain. You are wondering how such a mad person like me is allowed to write stories. Or even out of a straitjacket. Underneath my mind's layers is a core that contains all my gruesome, gory wishes to people. So, go to the beginning of this story, and focus solely on the first word of each sentence. Or just the first letter of each first word of each sentence. Of course you will do just that. Now maybe you realise how hideously mad I am, although for you it may already be too late. ALL ALONE SUMMARIES: 1. Zoro is captured by Doctor Vegapunk and is tested on with new serums. When the testing goes wrong and he is sent to Impel Down for the safety of others, how far will the other Straw Hats go to rescue him? 2. Zoro is taken away by Doctor Vegapunk for Devil Fruit tests, and the Straw Hats need to get him back. But with the cleverest man on Earth, and warlord Donquixote Doflamingo opposing them, it won't be an easy task. There are the summaries for 'All Alone', a fanfic I am currently working on. If you would liked extra info, or you want to give me advice or ideas, just PM me and I'll get back to you. The setting is between Fishman Island and Punk Hazard. Ciao! | |||||||||
1. Alley Talk reviewsSanji is sent to pick up a drunk Zoro, and they begin to talk about themselves.One Piece - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-5-13 - Zoro & Sanji - Complete2. Running reviewsTry to keep up, or you'll be left behind.One Piece - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-8-13 - Zoro & Robin - Complete3. Memories reviewsLuffy thinks about his nakama's most memorable moments in his last few. Not a death-fic. AU?One Piece - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-1-13 - Straw Hats P. & Zoro - Complete4. Everybody has Secrets » reviewsWelcome to Hell, Zoro.One Piece - Rated: M - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,464 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-6-12 - Published: 8-26-12 - Straw Hats P. & Zoro5. An Unlikely Pair reviews"SANJI!" As Zoro and Nami spend more time with each other, treating each other more and more like brother and sister, Sanji's attempts at tearing them apart become more and more desperate - and more and more dangerous. ZoNa!sibling fic. Dark!Sanji. I don't own One Piece!One Piece - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-6-12 - Zoro & Nami6. Even They Need To Cry reviewsRobin dies from a mysterious attack, leaving Zoro feeling empty and alone, no matter what his crew do to help him over his loss. But the main question on Zoro's mind is... Who killed Robin? One-shot. Complete!One Piece - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-6-12 - Zoro & Robin - Complete7. Everybody has Secrets Usopp Alternate Paragraph EndingIn Chapter 4, Usopp, of my Everybody has Secrets fanfic, I made the ending of one paragraph less sad. This is a more depressing take on it. Major character death, sadness!fic. One-shot!One Piece - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Published: 11-6-12 - Zoro - Complete8. Bug Bite reviewsGoing to a secluded jungle, the crew of the Going Merry find nothing. But when Nami and Zoro suddenly fall ill it's a race against time to find an antidote... Before they die. ZoNa!siblings and nakamaship fic!One Piece - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-6-12 - Zoro & Nami9. Another One Bit The DustWhat if Luffy hadn't been there to rescue Zoro from Eric? What if he'd been a little later? One-shot. Not a death-fic. I don't own One Piece!One Piece - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Published: 11-6-12 - Zoro - Complete10. The Bird and the Worm - One Piece Songfic reviewsListen to The Bird and the Worm by The Used, and you'll understand. One Piece Zoro!centric songfic. One-shot.One Piece - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-11-12 - Zoro & Straw Hats P. - Complete11. Insanity » reviewsThis is just a long fanfic - about thirty or so chapters probably - about what Loki did while he was imprisoned. Disclaimer: I don't own the Avengers, and the original fanfic about this stuff is by Kaitaru Seras Viktoria Hatake. Pure humour and total idiocy on Loki's part. Rated T for language. Each review knocks more sanity from Loki's mind - the more reviews, the crazier he'll beAvengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-25-12 - Published: 7-17-12 - Loki12. One Piece: House MD reviewsWhen Zoro falls ill with strange symptoms, he's brought to the man that's renowned for his amazing medical skills - doctor Gregory House. The only problem? Zoro eventually becomes fed to up of being in hospital. So he does anything he can to escape. At any cost - with any casualties. One Piece and House M.D. Crossover. I don't own either of those awesome TV shows, sadly. One-shot.Crossover - One Piece & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-10-12 - Zoro - Complete13. One Piece: A Fight to the Death reviewsSummary: Roronoa Zoro gets critically injured in a fight against Ohm and Satori. One-shot, AU. Set during the Skypiea Arc. Character death, dark!fic. ZoNa!siblings. I don't own One Piece!One Piece - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-2-12 - Zoro & Nami - Complete14. The Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Pirates? reviewsWhat would happen if the Avengers met the Straw Hat pirates? Hilarity ensues at this fateful meeting. Crackfic, total immature-ness. Obvious AU! I don't own One Piece!Crossover - One Piece & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 9-1-12 - Straw Hats P.15. Extremis Mutation » reviewsWhen Tony Stark discovers his new mutation, he goes to Professor Xavier's school, in the hope that he could know more about Extremis. Summary sucks, but it's better than it sounds, okay? And Wolverine DESPISES Iron Man, Tony Stark, whatever you call him. I dunno... Starkie-Man. Lol. Anyway, he hates him because of their first meeting... Let's just say Wolverine nearly died. R'n'R!Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,225 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 7-15-12 - Published: 6-9-12 - Iron Man/Tony S.16. Wilderness » reviewsWilderness: Queen is the Rusty desperate for a wild life. Whitepaw is the friendly Graypaw. Swifttail is the wise Bluestar. And Coldclaw is the scheming, evil Tigerclaw. My take on Warrior Cats. I don't own any references to Warriors, Erin Hunter does. I only own all my OCs. A friendly, slightly angsty-at-times fanfiction. Rated T for any blood and violence. Please read and review!Warriors - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,525 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-14-1217. I want to play a game reviewsOne-shot. Totally random. Rating for freakiness. Shall I do a second chapter for the mother's fate?Saw - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-10-12 - Jigsaw18. Heat Wave reviews"Rex, look out!" Rex whirled around to face a huge EVO with fangs dripping viscous liquid onto it's chin. The last thing he knew before he blacked out was huge teeth closing around his chest... Stranded in an ancient jungle full of EVOs, Rex and Holiday have to fight for their lives without any proper medical equipment. Contains explicit wounds and gore, swearing and Rex whumpage.Generator Rex - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-9-12 - Rex S. & Dr. Holiday19. Plane Crash » reviewsNatasha Romanoff, Steve Rogers, Clint Barton and Nick Fury are all in a horrific plane crash. Drama ensues as Tony helps them through recovery. Also, Thor, Bruce and Maria have to cope with Loki's return. Tragedy and Hurt/Comfort, but still Angsty. R'n'R! *Used to be named 'Avengers' but that was too boring.*Avengers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,957 - Reviews: 47 - Updated: 5-24-12 - Published: 5-7-12 - Iron Man/Tony S. & Hawkeye/Clint B.20. Alternate Endings 1 & 2The two alternate endings to chapter 8 of my Avengers story. R'n'R!Ironman - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Published: 5-16-12 - A. E. Stark/Tony & V. Potts/Pepper - Complete21. Comedy Poem! reviewsYeah - a comedy poem about the avengers characters. More coming soon! Humour, yeah, and parody in a way.Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-10-12 - Complete22. The 1000th Hunger Games! reviewsThe thousandth Hunger Games... with some unexpected characters! Rated T, for reasons you'll see if when! you read this.Crossover - Doctor Who & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-24-12 - 10th Doctor & Katniss E.
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