Author has written 17 stories for Charlie Bone, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Hunger Games, and Sherlock.
Formally known as: Too. Much. CoffeeO.O! And CoffeeLazelMockingjays12!
Thanks for visiting the profile! I hope you enjoy the stories. To tell the truth, I didn't actually write them. My name is Hannah, and I am seventeen years old. The wonderful genius who wrote them is my little sister, Ivy, and she is twelve. The reason I have control of her profile is because she is not yet thirteen (obviously), so she can't have an account by herself yet.
However, the stories that she has written deserve attention, and are actually quite brilliant for a kid.
Here are some things she'd like to say for herself!
"I am a major cat person. My favorite books are the Percy Jackson series (love those books so much) , but I read a lot, and I like many books, including the Harry Potter, Charlie Bone, Hunger Games (second favorite), the Wishing Spell (by Chris Colfer :P), and the Fablehaven series. I love to write - and I mean LOVE - and putting my stories up for the public is a big deal for for me, and I'm happy to do it. I hope you like my stories!
And there you have it! She really is a genius. The only thing I ask is that when you review, remember that you are speaking to an extremely smart and sensitive eleven year old, who will take your words directly to heart. So NO FLAMES.
But I don't think there will be any flames anyway. Most people will be blown away by the depth of this particular eleven year old.
P.S. Go check my Beta reader out! She is totally amazing and I love her stories! SO far, she has Beta'd two chapters of one of my stories! She is named "Cuteypuffgirl" course not her real name, but she (nor me, because I don't want her to get murdered or something) does not want anyone to know her name! SO YEAH! But go check her out! She is totally amazing!
Update Tue, April 2, 2013
I am now in LOVE with Sherlock! I adore Johnlock. Expect more fics about them eventually!
Here are some characters that I want to be together in fanfics:
Percy Jackson and the Olympians:
WHETHER IT'S BETWEEN TWO MALES, TWO FEMALES, OR A MALE AND A FEMALE, LOVE IS LOVE!! ...if you agree, put this in your profile.
If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!
The boy you punched in the hall today. Committed suicide a few minutes ago.
You think you know them. Guess what? You don't! Re-post if you are against bullying. I bet 99% of you won't, but repost this if you're that 1% with a heart
You say vampires, I say DEMIGODS!
You say Rob Pattinson, I say LOGAN LERMAN!
You say Bella and Edward, I say PERCY AND ANNABETH
You say Team Edward, I say TEAM PERCY!
You say Bella, I say ANNABETH!
You say Jacob, I say NICO!
You say Jasper, I say LUKE!
You say Alice, I say THALIA!
You say Rosalie, I say SILENA!
You say the wolf pack, I say THE STOLLS!
You say Emmett, I say BECKENDORF!
You say Carlisle, I say CHIRON!
You say Esme, I say ZOE!
You say Forks, I say CAMP HALF-BLOOD!
You say Twilight, I say...PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS BABY!!!!!!!
BEAT THAT TWILIGHT FANS!
PERCY JACKSON PWNZ. VAMPS SUCK;)
If you are obsessed with Percy Jackson and the Olympians, copy this onto your profile.
You Know You're a Book Nerd If:
You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.
You stay up to read a book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.
Just about everything you do revolves around reading. If you're not reading, you're probably on fanfiction.net, drawing fan art, etc.
You try to get all of your friends to read your favorite books.
Everything reminds you of the book. (EVERYTHING)
You quote random lines all the time. (ALL THE TIME.)
You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't.
You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class.
You have pictures of your favorite characters on your computer.
You've got a book memorized.
You've read a specific book more than five times. (lots...)
You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days. (Of course I have! That's tiny! It would only take about 4 hours, if I like the book. )
You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like.
You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional.
IF YOU ARE A BOOK NERD AND PROUD OF IT, COPY AND PASTE ONTO YOUR PROFILE!!!!!!
If you firmly and truly believe that the world WILL NOT come to an end in 2012, Copy and paste thin onto your profile.
If you want to be a writer someday, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love Fanfiction.net, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that child abuse is wrong and should be stopped completely, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate animal abuse and animal testing, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you hate homework and think it's a waste of trees, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you go psycho from the lack of sleep, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're obsessed with PJO like me, copy this into your profile.
I wrote this because people have been putting stuff on their profile saying “Stop abortion” when they seriously must not understand some of the reasons why they need to get one. Here is a small poem about why some people need an abortion, and what happens when you don't get one.
My name is Ana, I am twelve
My parents say, I'm going to hell
It wasn't my fault, but they say I'm to blame
Last night I was raped, and I'm pregnant in my neighbors name
I never wanted this too happen, it wasn't my choice
But in some situations, you loose your voice
My parents say, no abortion for you
they are against it, What can I do?
Months go by, and I can't go to school
The people their, hurt me and call me a “Tool”
They say it is my fault, that I'm to blame
All that they do, is call me bad names
I can't have a baby, it is too much
But my parents have told me, the baby can't be touched
I'm too young to have a baby, but my parents say “You will!”
Month six has gone by, I have to have it, I feel ill
TWO MONTHS LATER!
My skin is pale, my temperatures high
It's coming soon, so I'm forced to try
The waiting room is empty, my parents are gone
The baby is coming, but it just feels so wrong
I push and I push until the baby is out, but only the baby is their to shout
When giving birth, I am so young you see
The man next door has murdered me
It started nine months ago, when I was raped
The baby is alive, but I am not
If only I had had the abortion, I'd be alive now, nothing would be wrong
The baby grew up, all big and strong
Never knowing, what had gone wrong
Stop anti-abortion! This happens all the time! A twelve year old girl can get raped and her parents refuse to let her get an abortion and she dies giving birth! Stop anti-abortion, and let children like Ana live on! And not even just that, children should have a legal voice and women should have control over their bodies. If you agree at all, Copy and Paste this onto your profile!
NORMAL PEOPLE: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
PJO FANS: Will tell Zeus to make it rain
NORMAL PEOPLE: Say OMG!
PJO FANS: Say OH MY GODS!
NORMAL PEOPLE: Go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS: Won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers
NORMAL PEOPLE: Say shut up or I'll tell on you!
PJO FANS: Say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!
NORMAL PEOPLE: Think that PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS: Know that normal people are stupid
NORMAL PEOPLE: When being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
PJO FANS: When being chased use their demigod powers
NORMAL PEOPLE: Get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
PJO FANS: Yell at Zeus to calm down
NORMAL PEOPLE: Would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
PJO FANS: Would try and find Camp Half Blood
NORMAL PEOPLE: would run if the were being chased
PJO FANS: would say 'I have a pen!'
NORMAL PEOPLE: Don't have this on their profile
PJO FANS: Would have this on their profile already!!!!!
You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…
There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!” (yep)
Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.
When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.(yes, totally)
You burn food to see if it smells good.
You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!” (I don't, but I will now)
Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family.(yes)
You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn't The Princess Andromeda… (I would if we went on cruises...)
You sometimes try to control water.(yes)
You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months. (yep)
You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.(yes)
Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it on your God parent. (actually, I do have dyslexia and ADHD thank you very much!)
You yell "Annabeth!" every time you see a NY Yankees hat.
You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games. (yep)
Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp shirt.(yes)
You are a PJO character for Halloween.
Recite lines randomly from the books.(yes)
When you see/hear about anything mythology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.(yes)
Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related.
You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol.
You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.(yes)
You have dreams about PJO characters/events. (yeah, loads. I once dreamt that I ways Annabeth and I was on the run with Luke and Thalia...)
You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.
That every time you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.
In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!"
You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?" (pretend, but yes)
When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream "JACKSON!" (yep)
You are known to scream names of the characters at random times. (yep)
You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders in case of emergencies.
You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why:
Hazel: Do I ever cross your mind?
I HAVE WAY TO MUCH ON MY PROFILE!
Copy and paste this acronym if you love Percy Jackson:
Jason Grace. Thalia's "lost" "little" brother (he's technically older than her . . . maybe).
Atlas. Zoë's father.
Thalia Grace. Hunter and Lieutenant of Artemis and daughter of Zeus.
Officers. The immortal skeletons dressed up as officers (Nico should give 'em a new uniform).
A black man sat down at a counter in some random store. A white man was sitting behind him. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir . . . I was born I was BLACK, when I grew up I was BLACK, when I'm sick I'm BLACK, when I go in the sun I'm BLACK, when I'm cold I'm BLACK, when I die I'll be BLACK. But you, sir . . . when you're born you're PINK, when you grow up you're WHITE, when you're sick, you're GREEN, when you go in the sun you turn RED, when you're cold you turn BLUE, and when you die, you'll turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away. Copy and paste this if you think racism is just stupid, retarded, and you don't know why people thought SKIN COLOR meant anything.
List 12 of your favorite Percy Jackson characters in no order:
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Er...Zoe/Nyssa? No thank you!
2. Do you think Four is cute? How cute?
Imma girl, but Annabeth is supposed to be beautiful
3.What would happen if Eleven got Eight pregnant?
If Nyssa got Hades pregnant? WHY GODS WHY!
4.Can you recall any fics about Nine?
Sure, there is a bunch of Travis/Katie’s
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Zoe and Leo? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! LEO IS WITH HAZEL!!!!!!!!!
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Five nine because Nico and Hazel are siblings.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Percy and Nico’s advice when entering camp half-blood
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Reyna/Hades? I seriously hope not.
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Eleven hurt/comfort fic.
Grover misses Percy and he goes to Nyssa for help because he knows that she is probably missing Leo.
11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three fics?
Gosh, EVERYONE reads fics about Percy!
12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
I’m not sure, probably not since Nyssa isn’t such a big character
13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Nico, Annabeth Hazel? Er...I don’t know...maybe?
15. If you wrote a One/Six/Eleven fic, what would the warning be?
WARNING: if you are idiotic and have homophobia (which is a stupid word) then do not read (because all of them are girls)
16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
I read stories about Hazel all the time because of Lezel!
16. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).
Reyna and Grover are in a happy relationship until Travis runs off with Grover. Reyna, heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with Nyssa and a brief unhappy affair with Thalia, then follows the wise advice of Hazel and finds true love with Percy. WHY REYNA WHY?
18.How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a heated argument?
Grover and Hades? Well, Grover would die and I would cry.
19.What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?
I would be happy because Hazel is one of my favorite characters.
21.How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?
I would cry forever. Does he hate me for loving him with Hazel? No, he loves Hazel.
24.You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?
I would yell “why the Hades are you in my room? And also, I love you, you are amazing!”
25.What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now?
I would hug her.
26.(6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?
Why would Zoe need a hairbrush? Her hair is in braids! And I wouldn’t care, I don’t own any hairbrushes of my own, I steal my sisters’
27.(7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?
Grover, Travis and Annabeth? I hate anything Adele. I would scream “LEAVE ME ALONE I HAVE TO SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!”
28.(2) and (11) are your teachers. What would you do?
I would be so happy because they are children of Hephaestus which means we’d be making things. I would be the happiest person ever!
What if 7 and 4 kissed?
Annabeth and Grover. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Where would 2 bury a treasure?
In his tool belt
3 and 7 get into a fight. Who resorts to violence first?
Percy. Grover is a satyr and Percy’s best friend so he wouldn’t hurt him.
1 is kidnapped and their kidnapper demands a ransom of 1,000 dollars from 5. Do they help 1?
Reyna is kidnapped? Yeah, Hazel would help her.
Who is stronger? 6 or 4?.
Oh my gods that’s hard! Zoe or Annabeth? I’d have to say Zoe...but if it was anyone else than it would be Annabeth.
Who is 3’s secret love?
Percy? He doesn’t have one, he loves Annabeth.
Can 2 juggle?
Probably, Leo can do a lot of things.
1 is asked on a date by their favorite actor/actress. Do they accept the date?
Chris Colfer is gay. Harvey Corman is dead. Jack Black is to old for her. No.
What is 5’s biggest fear?
Hazel? In my opinion, being back in the underworld.
A meteor is about to hit the planet, can 7, 2, and 4 stop it?
Leo, Annabeth and Grover? Yep. Annabeth would be the brains and make the other two lunatics do everything else :)
Is 5 single?
In the books she’s with Frank, but in my mind she’s with Leo. So no.
6 and 7 are dancing to a waltz. 2 comes in and see them dancing. 2’s reaction?
Leo walks in on Zoe and Grover waltzing? In my mind it’s a dream come true, but Leo would probably scream because he’s dancing with a corpse.
2 and 4 go to the movies. What movie do they see?
Leo and Annabeth? Gods, I don’t know! Probably Men in Black!
You are attacked by 1, 3, and 6. Can you survive?
Reyna, Percy and Zoe? Nope, I’d be dead the second they see me!
What’s 4’s favorite color?
Annabeth? In my mind green like Percy’s eyes.
Can 7 sing?
Grover? Oh yes
A vampire bites 2. 4 sees this, what do they do?
Being Annabeth, she’d save Leo!
F: Glace DeBay (RIP)
M: Marcus Canfield (RIP)
F: Hadley Azalay (RIP)
M: Hector Nelson (RIP)
F: Dawn Ice-Furo (RIP)
M: Dan Sparks (RIP)
F: Elizabeth Boulder (RIP)
M: Zanther Grimms (RIP)
F: Seiswn "Nesie" Keiberger (RIP)
M: Eliot Hay (RIP)
F: Lulu Polar (RIP)
M: Aiden Manika (RIP)
F: Katie Whitewolf (RIP)
M: Marc Delavega (RIP)
F: Colleen Reyna
M: Chris Ice (RIP)
F: Maria Therese Rushman
M: Shayde Raye (RIP)
F: Tanita Cunshell
M: Saun Razan (RIP)
F: Nyssa Optin (RIP)
M: Sisco Novalee (RIP)
F: Madelaine "Lainee" Crest (RIP)
M: Nox Ephraim (RIP)
Three tributes left, and then onto my next SYOT. Can't wait, guys!
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