MCR BROKE UP SOMEBODY HELP ME I'M DYING AND CRYING AND OH GOD I FEEL AWFUL.

Hi. I'm Kayla.

I'm fourteen, and thanks to my recent obsession with South Park, found Fanfiction.net!

I'm kinda stupid, and really awkward, but I love to talk, so don't be afraid to PM me.

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My favorite pairings!

Kyman (South Park)
Style (South Park)
K2 (South Park)
Dip (South Park)
Creek (South Park)
Hanna/... (Hanna is not a Boy's Name)
Beast Boy/Robin (Teen Titans)
Nick/Ellis (Left 4 Dead 2)
Larry Stylinson (One Direction)
Niam Horayne (One Direction)
Ziall Horlik (One Direction)
Roy/Ed (Fullmetal Alchemist)
Germany/Italy (Hetalia)
Winchest (Supernatural)

I love my haters, because they are what push me to be what I want to be.

I love you guise ;)

I h8 wen ppl typ liek dis.

I'm a Connecticuter, from a tiny city, that they don't even show in the weather reports *sniff*. But it's okay, 'cause I love Connecticut and it's smallness.

I'm a huge Directioner, and a crazy Lovatic

Some quotes:

"If I had to choose between breathing and loving you, I'd say "I love you" with my last breath."

"If there's no one beside you when your soul embarks, then I will follow you into the dark." Death Cab For Cutie, I Will Follow You Into The Dark

"Many great ideas have been lost because the people who had them could not stand being laughed at."

"Whether life's disabilities, left you outcast, bullied, or teased, rejoice and love yourself today, 'cause baby you were born this way!" Lady Gaga, Born This Way

"Most people die at 25 and aren't buried until they're 75." Benjamin Franklin

"I wonder if killing yourself is the only thing you can control in your entire life, and that's why it's a sin. Because you're beating God at his own game."

"Adults teach you to stand up for yourself and fight for what you believe in until what you believe in is different from what they believe in."

"If you're a freak like me, wave your flag! If you're a freak like me, get off your ass! It's our time to let it all hang out. If you're a freak like me, you were born to burn! This is no disease, there is no cure!" Halestorm, Freak Like Me

"Recovery doesn't have a day off." Demi Lovato

"I cannot tell you that I have not thrown up since treatment. I cannot tell you that I have not cut myself since treatment. This is a daily battle that I'm going to face for the rest of my life." Demi Lovato

You can always talk to me! Whether you just want to chat, or need someone to listen, I'm always here!
No, really, I'm serious. You can talk to me about ANYTHING that's going on in your life. If your parents are getting divorced, talk to me. I may not have gone through something like that, but my best friend has. If you feel like giving up, like nobody even cares anymore and that you should just give up and give in, talk to me. I've been there. If you just killed somebody, you can talk to me. But, please, don't kill people? I say you can talk to me about that, but maybe it's better if you just keep that to yourself. If you're feeling guilty about a death, though, and it wasn't DIRECT MURDER, talk to me. I wanna talk to you, too. I've lost friends because of lost connections, and I don't want to lose anymore. You guys are all my friends, even if I'm not yours. I hate the fact that I don't always know what the people around me are going through.
36, 822 teens commit suicide every year. That's 36, 822 that can be saved. I wanna help you guys. Honestly, I do. But I can't do that unless you tell me. Even if you're just struggling in school! Trust me, I've been there...
Please, do not take this as a joke. Don't send me messages saying that you feel like nobody cares, and that you've been thinking about ending it all and killing yourself, and then say that you were just kidding and only wanted to hear from me. It's not funny, it's not cute, and it won't make anyone like you.

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the Black Veil Brides Army, to serve the Black Veil Brides Army until the day I die. To which it stands, one nation indevisable, with liberty and justice for all. We are the unholy. We are the bastard sons of your media culture. We are dirty and unclean, a congregation of the unseen. Together we will set this world on fire. This is the new religion!

You Know You're an author when...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someones liver?')

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Sticks off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. C:

1. What is your real name and do you have any nicknames?

Real name: Kayla Sliby

Nicknames: Uh, my friends call me Kay, and my dad calls me Sunshine (to mock me Dx)

2. Are you male or female?

Female

3. How old are you?

14

4. Where do you live?

Connecticut, USA

5. Sexual preference?

straight :3

6. What are your favorite anime/manga's

Soul Eater, Death Note, Black Butler, Hetalia, and Fullmetal Alchemist

7. What is your OTP?

LARRY STYLINSON and Style and Roy/Ed :P

8. Any other favorite pairing(s) you think you should mention?

...too...many...

9. If you were stranded on a desert island what 3 things would you bring and why?

1. My laptop; does an island have internet? If not, I can still write and play solitare (how do you play solitare?) heh

2. iPod! Music, I NEED MUSIC OR I WILL DIE A SLOW AND HORRIBLE DEATH

3. My best friend :)

10. Any favorite bands?

You Me At Six, Sixx AM, Bring Me The Horizon, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Sleeping With Sirens, Blood On The Dance Floor, All Time Low, Suicide Silence, etc... Almost anything that falls into the alternative rock or punk genre...and One Direction...

11. What about favorite foods?

Fried mozzorella sticks. I love the cheesiness. haha

12. Favorite colour?

GREEN!

13. Favorite books and their authors?

Anita Blake series by Laurell K. Hamilton

Maximum Ride series by James Patterson

Remember Me by Christopher Pike

Morganville Vampires series by Rachel Caine

Evernight series by Claudia Grey

Vampire Kisses series by Ellen Schreiber

Immortals series by Alyson Noel

14. Phobias?

Bugs, oh my goshness, I can't stand them.

15. What do you hate most?

Uh, it would take a while to explain. Let's just say, I try to be a lover, not a hater, but some people just make that REALLY hard.

16. What is your happiest memory?

Concerts, they are my favorite place to be. When I went to Vans Warped Tour 2012, that was definitely the best day of my life.

17. Do you have any goals in life?

My biggest dream is to write something that saves a life.

18. What is your favorite lyric and what song is it from?

"I'm falling for your eyes, but they don't know me yet." Ed Sheeran, Kiss Me

19. Any piercings? Where?

Two in my left cartilage, three in my left earlobe, two in my right earlobe

20. Who are your real life heros?

Um...I guess anyone who isn't afraid to be who they are. No names, sorry

Oh, wow, this is really long.

Pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

Bold ones are all that apply.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm JAMAICAN so I must smoke weed.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a big peter.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.

I'm a girl that actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I hang out with TEEN DRINKERS/SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I'm CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST hate gay people.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over-controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over-controlling and a bitch.

I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual.

I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN, so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUN HAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and a MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.

I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.

I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.

I love TO LEARN so I MUST be boring.

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist.

I'm a GUY with LONG HAIR, so I MUST be a hippie/druggie.

I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST love sports.

I'm NOT RELIGIOUS so I MUST be treated like crap until I pray to your god.

I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports.

I am a PUSHOVER, so I MUST have controlling friends

I am a GIRL, so I MUST only be good at work

I am not EMO, so I MUST be uncool.

I am WHITE and I like to DANCE, so I MUST be lame

I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.

I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.

I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday.

I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST not do anything on Halloween.

I am POOR, so I MUST not have good hygiene.1

I am a HOUSEWIFE, so I MUST have no self respect.

I consider myself 'NORMAL', so I MUST be boring.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippie

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall, blonde, blue-eyed lesbian.

I like READING, so I MUST be a Loner.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be white.

I SPOT AND CORRECT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard/bitch.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm AUSTRALIAN, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.

I go to RENAISSANCE FAIRS, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY, so I MUST be after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting.

I love MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I do BALLET, so I MUST be girly, like the colour pink, and hate tomboys.

I like to listen to CHRISTIAN MUSIC, so I MUST hate metal rock and people who listen to it.

I'm a FIGURE SKATER, so I MUST like pretty dresses, classic music, hate eating and is a sissy.

I like to READ, so I MUST do nothing except read.

I don't agree with CONFORMING, so I MUST act all freaky and be loud.

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST like to talk about crushes, dolls, not getting dirty, and parties.

I never have a CRUSH on a guy (/girl), so I MUST be lesbian (/gay).

I don't DROOL over a lot of BISHIES, so I MUST be a lezzy.

I don't believe in DATING TOO SOON, so I MUST hate people who date.

I FANgirl(/boy) over fictive girls/BIshojos (boys/BIshies, if you are a boy), so I MUST hate guys (or girls).

I don't like YAOI/YURI so I MUST be a homophobe.

I like Kingdom Hearts, so I MUST fangirl(/fanboy) over Riku(/Kairi).

I DON'T want to date until I reach driving age, so I MUST be brainwashed by my parents.

I'm a PRETEEN, so I MUST want to have a boyfriend(/girlfriend) already.

I'm FEMALE, so I MUST have long hair.

I don't STUDY much but still get A's, so I MUST be cheating.

I'm WELL-TO-DO, so I MUST be snotty.

I'm going to HAWAII FOR CHRISTMAS, so I MUST shove it in everyone's faces.

I don't think VEGETARIANISM makes sense, so I MUST think all vegetarians are hippies.

I have a DEEPISH voice, so I MUST be emo.

I'm easily ANNOYED, so I MUST be bratty.

I'm NULL, so I MUST hate everyone.

I'm a HUMAN, so I MUST be labeled.

I LISTEN TO ROCK MUSIC, so I MUST be a rebel.

I'm AGNOSTIC, so I MUST treat Christians like crap.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST be a perv.

I'm NOT EMO, so I MUST be a loser.

I get NOSTALGIC, so I MUST be childish.

I'm OKLAHOMAN, so I MUST love rodeos.

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST love horses.

I'm OKLAHOMAN, so I MUST talk like those people in Western movies.

I'm a SWIMMER, therefore I MUST be a lifeguard.

I'm a LIFEGUARD, therefore I MUST be a slut for preforming mouth-to-mouth CPR.

I'm a GYMNAST, therefore I MUST be a whore.

I'm a MALE GYMNAST, therefore I MUST be gay.

I'm a MALE BALLET DANCER, therefore I MUST be gay.

I don't TALK ABOUT SEX all day, therefore I MUST be stupid.

I'm POLISH, therefore MUST be an idiot.

I don't buy DESIGNER CLOTHES, therefore I MUST be poor.

My parents are DIVORCED, therefore I MUST be mentally unstable.

I grew up with a SMOKER/ALCOHOLIC/DRUG ADDICT, therefore I MUST be one myself.

I think STRING ORCHESTRA is better than band, therefore I MUST be an out-of-date geek.

I'm a COSPLAYER, therefore I MUST love attention, being glomped, and sewing.

I'm a serious CROSSPLAYER, therefore I MUST crossdress in real life and be gay/lesbian.

I'm from CHICAGO/NEW YORK, therefore I MUST own a gun.

I'm from CHICAGO/NEW YORK, therefore I MUST always worry about being shot.

I have a MENTAL disorder, therefore I MUST be stupid.

I lived/grew up with somebody with a MENTAL disorder, therefore I must have problems like theirs.

I've fallen in love with a good FRIEND, therefore I MUST have never only liked them as a friend.

I've fallen in love with a FRIEND of the SAME GENDER, therefore I MUST be a homosexual slut.

I have almost KILLED someone, therefore I MUST be a murderer intent on destroying everyone.

I've almost/have been ARRESTED, therefore I MUST be a desperate, psychotic bitch.

I HAVE BEEN BULLIED, so I MUST BE A LOSER

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I still love youuu.

So, remember that you can always talk to me!

And that being different is OK!

Wow. I need a life.

Image disclaimer: I do not own any of the pictures as my covers. I only tweaked them and added text. Picture credit goes to the original owners.

Story Disclaimer: I do not own Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends or South Park. All rights go to their original owners.