I apologize for all the delays with my stories, especially since I've given myself deadlines for them. Things have come up in my life that have made it hard for me to find the inspiration to write nowadays, and when I do I often leave my previous stories on hiatus. They're all still there, though, and I have no intention of abandoning them. Just be patient. Or add the story to story alert. ;smiley;
Real Name: Ashley. No last name I will say. Middle maybe later.
Location: Currently in the relm of all things fantasy and angsty, but I live in the U.S.A., in some small suberb of Chicago that nobody cares about.
Age: 17
Hobbies: Reading, writing, thinking up stories, watching TV, playing video games, and listening to music.
Favorite Music: Almost anything Japanese (adding exact bands later...) , Avril Lavigne, Green Day, Evanescence, Linkin Park, My Chemical Romance, SR-71, Boys Like Girls, Fall Out Boy, and Lifehouse.
Song of the Moment: Absolutely anything from "The World Ends With You." Have you heard this soundtrack? AHhh - it's beautiful!
Current Obsession: Total Drama Island. Okay, go to youtube, watch the episodes of this from Saradomin815 and kakashi6543 - because only they have the uncut episodes - and then come back and tell me if you have this problem too. ._. Quite seriously, I have an unhealthy obsession with this show that probably won't end until Total Drama Action comes...and then it'll just come back again.
Zodiac Sign: Sheep (But I wanna be a Cat... Seriously...)
Western Sign: Leo
Favorite Animes/Cartoons: Digimon (Tamers, Adventure, Zero Two, Frontier (Savers TBA)), Dragon Ball Z/Dragon Ball/ Dragonball GT (in that order), Shaman King, One Piece (4Kids dub is ... ;shivers;), Yu-Gi-Oh, Naruto, Teen Titans, Pokemon (Old childhood obsessions that come back and never let go... ;sigh;), Wolf's Rain, Inu-Yasha, Gundam SEED/Destiny (Destiny = horrible second half), Fruits Basket (manga is better), .Hack//Sign, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Fullmetal Alchemist, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Romeo x Juliet, The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, Powerpuff Girls Z (mwhaha, I luff it), Lucky Star, Shugo Chara!, Total Drama Island
My favorite couples:
Taiora- Digimon Adventure/02 (because I will NEVER accept the 25 years later epilogue regarding Sorato...)
Takari- Digimon Adventure/02 (Garg. It SO happened. 25 year epiloge be damned)
Kenyako- Digimon 02
Ryuki- Digimon Tamers (OTP)
Jurato- Digimon Tamers
Suzie/Mako-Digimon Tamers (What? ... it's cute...)
Terriermon/Lopmon- Digimon Tamers (Yes, I KNOW that Lopmon was originally a guy, but a combination of my own brainstorming for Tamers fanfiction and fanfiction I have read made me fall in love with this pairing.)
Takumi- Digimon Frontier (because even though this is my least favorite season, their scene in Opanimon's library was too cute for words)
Teruo/Chiaki/Koichi- Digimon Froniter (Blame Yang Yin for this one. ;grin;) (OT3)
(Digital Dive is the reason behind all of my Savers/Data Squad pairings, because even though I've yet to finish the series, reading it there effects me sooo much - oh, and they're the Japanese names because 1.) we have no pairing names for them yet ;frown; and 2.) that's what they use on Digital Dive)
Masaru/Yoshino- Digimon Savers/Data Squad
Tohma/Nanami- Digimon Savers/Data Squad
Ikuto/Chika- Dgimon Savers/Data Squad (or Keenan/Kristy, because these names were changed SO much in the dub... I blame Toon Disney, honestly)
Pokeshipping- Pokemon (anyone who knows the fandom will be able to figure it out) (OTP)
Contestshipping- Pokemon (again, fandom)
Doomedshipping- Pokemon (xD Okay, not really... you'll have to go to the list of ships on bulbagarden to figure this one out)
SakuSasu-Naruto (OTP)
NejiTenten-Naruto
InoShika-Naruto
NaruHina-Naruto
Yoh/Anna-Shaman King (OTP) (Yeah, only one here, but that's how much I like it)
Goku/Chi-Chi-DB/DBZ/DBGT
Vegeta/Bulma-DB/DBZ/DBGT
Krillen/18-DB/DBZ/DBGT
Gohan/Videl-DB/DBZ/DBGT (OTP)
Beastboy/Terra-Teen Titans (OTP)
Robin/Starfire-Teen Titans
Cyborg/Raven-Teen Titans (Eh, can't really see them together, though... AU stories are really good with them in it...)
Raven/Rorek-Teen Titans (Okay, I got into this after visiting the Otaku board on http://www.Titansgo.com . I know they technically weren't ever a couple, but I'll probably invlove Rorek in my series since I can't see Raven and Cyborg together in real life...)
Cyborg/Bumblebee-Teen Titans (They have good chemistry and I need someone for Cy since, as I've said, I can't see Raven and him together in anything but an AU story.)
Ed/Winry-Fullmetal Alchemist (OTP)
Al/Rose-Fullmetal Alchemist (This one happened after the movie...)
...Anime!Wrath/Winry-Fullmetal Alchemist (...Dear God, what is wrong with me?)
Inuyasha/Kagome-Inuyasha (DIE KIKIYO, DIE!)
Miroku/Sango-Inuyasha (Heh heh... Crazy, perverted monk...) (OTP)
Kira/Lacus-Gundam SEED
Athrun/Cagalli-Gundam SEED (OTP!)
Tolle/Miriallia-Gundam SEED (Only when Tolle's alive...)
Dearka/Miriallia-Gundam SEED (Only when Tolle's dead...)
Mu La Flaga/Murrue-Gundam SEED
Shinn/Stellar- Gundam SEED Destiny
Luna/Rey- Gundam SEED Destiny
Auel/Meyrin- Gundam SEED Destiny (I'm an odd girl)
Kiba/Cheza- Wolf's Rain
Hige/Blue-Wolf's Rain (OTP)
ShinjiAsuka-Eva (OTP)
TojiHikari-Eva
KajiMisato-Eva
GendoYui-Eva
Kataang- Avatar (Book 3: Chapter 11. YES.) (OTP)
Sokka/Suki (George) - Avatar (Boiling Rock is love. Go buy the DVD. Now. NAOGH!)
Sokka/Yue- Avatar (Sukki wins out in the end)
Zuko/Mai- Avatar (Another reason to buy the Boiling Rock DVD. Mai=character DEVELOPMENT!)
Romeo/Juliet (er, what else?)-RxJ
Benvolio/Cordelia- RxJ
Amuto- Shugo Chara! (OTP)
Gwen/Trent- Total Drama Island
Duncan/Courntey- Total Drama Island (OTP)
Geoff/Bridgette- Total Drama Island
Owen/Izzy- Total Drama Island
Haruhi/Kyon- The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya (OTP!)
Favorite Characters:
Teen Titans: Terra
Inuyasha: Sango
Gundam SEED: Cagalli
Fullmetal Alchemist: Ed, Wrath (;cuddles;), Winry
Naurto: Sakura
Wolf's Rain: Blue
.Hack//Sign: Mimiru
Evangelion: Asuka
Avatar: Katara, Suki, Aang, Jin, Iroh, Roku, Sokka
The Meloncholy of Haruhi Suzumiya: Haruhi-sama (yes, -sama), Kyon, Itsuki
Lucky Star: Konata, Tsukasa (her montage of what she did over Golden Week is totally me), Kagami, Akira (God, I just about died laughing at the first Lucky Chanel)
Favorite Manga: Beet the Vandle Buster, Bleach (KON!), Rave Master (So much more violent...), Naruto (HUG!), Shaman King, Hikaru No Go, Fruits Basket (FURUBA!), Flame of Recca, Neon Genesis Evangelion: Angelic Days
Favoritve Manga pairings:
Beet/Poala-Beet the Vandle Buster
Kissu/Milfa-Beet the Vandle Buster
Ichigo/Rukia-Bleach
Ichigo/Orihime
Haru/Ellie-Rave Master (OTP)
Let/Julia-Rave Master
Hikaru/Akari-Hikaru No Go
Kyoru-Fruits Basket (OTP)
Yuki/Machi-Fruits Basket
Hiro/Kisa-Fruits Basket
Kureno/Arisa-Fruits Basket (OTP) (Yeah, two...)
Haru/Rin-Fruits Basket (OTP) (... Okay, three- I can't help it!)
Recca/Yanagi-Flame of Recca
Fuko/Domon-Flame of Recca (OTP)
Favorite Manga Characters:
Beet the Vandle Buster: Poala
Bleach: Orihime
Rave Master: Ellie
Hikaru No Go: Sai
Fruits Basket: Kyo, Rin, Kureno, Arisa, Machi
Favorite TV Shows: Smallville, Stargate SG-1 (Please let us have more movies after Continuum...), Stargate Atlantis, Heroes, Joan of Arcadia (most unfair cancellation ever)
Favorite Couples:
Chlark- Smallville (Screw canon!) (OTP)
Lex/Lana- Smallville (Or I used to, before Lex became evil (does this one have a name now? I'm out of the loop))
Jack/Sam- SG-1
Daniel/Vala- SG-1 (I think I'm developing an addiction to whump-fics involving these two. This is neither good not bad)(Oh, and I totally love THAT scene in "Undending." Funny how the fandom's come to call it that...)(OTP!)
Sheppard/Weir- Atlantis (OTP)
Ronan/Teyla- Atlantis
Claire/Zach- Heroes (...It's cute, gimme a break) (OTP)
Hiro/Charlie- Heroes
Mohinder/Eden- Heroes
Isaac/Simone- Heroes
Niki/DL- Heroes (A family of heroes 'til the end...)
Nathan/Heidi (for most this would be a given, considering she's his wife, but here's for good measure)- Heroes
Peter/Caitlin- Heroes (I should freaking stop saying which couples I like, because I don't want to add this to the every growing list of "Heroes ships that have been sunken" that I have)
Joan/Adam- JoA (Do The Math = Pretty, Trial and Error = ;sob;) (OTP)
Luke/Grace- JoA
Friedman/Judith- JoA (... Judith...)
Friedman/Stevie- JoA (;glomp Stevie!;)
Friedman/Gylnis- JoA (Huh, Friedman getting much action)
Kevin/Lily- JoA (Yaaaay! Kevin finally has some luck in the world of dating!)
Favorite Charater(s):
Smallville: Chloe (If they kill her I may have to stop watching this show)
Stargate SG-1: Vala, Jack, Teal'c, Daniel (don't guest star on Atlantis! They kill doctors there!) , Sam, MiniJack (I believe some have dubbed him Jonathan O'Neill? ;grin;) (honestly, I like all the main characters)
Stargate Atlantis: Carson (;sob;), Ford (;sob redux;), Elizabeth Weir (;sob times three! Dammit, Keller better not be next!), Jennifer Keller
Heroes: Claire, Zach (WHY didn't they get Thomas Dekker under contract? ;whine;), Hiro, Peter, Charlie (;huggles;), Caitlin (PLEASE don't let another favorite character leave/die...)
Joan of Arcadia: ... Can I just say the whole cast? If I had to choose a few, I guess I'd say all of the Sub-Defectives (including Judith), Stevie, and Kevin, but I love everyone (Adam's pretty close to being my favorite, though... This is bad for Adam fans)
Favorite Video Games: Kingdom Hearts/Kingdom Hearts II (;prays for a third one;), Final Fantasy X/Final Fantasy X-2, Star Wars: KotOR (;GLOMP!;), Digimon video games, basicly any (eh, give me a break, I still love the thing...), Dragon Ball Z Budokai 3, Tales of Symphonia (;GLOMP!;)- A.K.A. ToS, Tales of the Abyss (No game can measure up to its greatness)- AKA ToA, The World Ends With You (Hardest. Last Boss. EVER)
Favorite Couples:
Sora/Kairi- Kingdom Hearts
Roxas/Naminè (Okay, seriously, this couple had to have one of the saddest moments I've ever seen. When you get to the end... Oh, damn, I almost cried like a baby) (OTP)
Tidus/Yuna- FFX/FFX2
Lulu/Wakka- FFX/FFX2
Rikku/Gippal- FFX2 (OTP)
Colloyd- ToS
Shelloyd- ToS
Sheelos- ToS
Gesea- ToS
Regal/Alicia- ToS
Kranna- ToS
LukexTear- ToA (OTP)
NataliaxAsch- ToA
NataliaxGuy- ToA
AnisexIon- ToA
FringsxCecille- ToA
SyncArietta - ToA
ShikixNeku - TWEWY (OTP)
Favorite Character(s):
Kindgom Hearts- Kairi, Naminè, Roxas
Final Fantasy X/Final Fantasy X-2- Rikku
Star Wars: KotOR- Carth
Tales of Symphonia- Sheena
Tales of the Abyss- Tear, Anise (yeah, I like her- got a problem with it?), Ion (ION! ;SOBS!)
The World Ends With You- Shiki, Kariya, Rhyme, Neku
Favorite Books: Harry Potter series (DH, OotP, PoA-GoF-HBP (all tied), CoS, SS), The Warriors Series (Oh, gosh... I can't list them all...), Bridge to Terabithia, Star Wars: Jedi Quest (actually, anything by Jude Watson)
Favorite Couples:
Harry/Ginny- Harry Potter
Ron/Hermione- Harry Potter (OTP)
Neville/Luna- Harry Potter (Okay, so it won't happen. Still cute.)
(HOLY CRAP! THERE ARE WARRIORS SHIPPING NAMES!)
Gingershipping (Firestar/Sandstorm)- Warriors (I somehow knew this would happen the entire way through...)
Rescueshiping (Graystripe/Silverstream)- Warriors (Okay, sot he name isn't confirmed, but still)
Dustpelt/Ferncloud- Warriors
Quarrelshipping (Brambleclaw/Squirrelflight)- Warriors
Crowfeather/Feathertail- Warriors ( ;SOB!;)
Crowfeather/Leafpool- Warriors
Stormfur/Brook- Warriors
Darkshipping (Lionpaw/Heatherpaw)- Warriors (TOTAL OTP!) (And despite the name they were a rather happy couple... Hopefully Dark River won't mean the end for them...though there's always StarClan ;sniffle;)
Reflectionshipping (Jaypaw/Cinderpaw)- Warriors (the more I think about it...the more I like it...)
Obi-Wan/Siri (Siriwan)- Star Wars Jedi Quest (OTP for life)
Favorite Charater(s):
Harry Potter- Ginny, Hermione, Neville
Warriors- (hoo, boy, long list) Sandstorm, Firestar, Ferncloud, Dustpelt, Feathertail, Leafpool, Stormfur, Lionpaw (I'd like Hollypaw more if she didn't give off annoying-nosy vibes, and I'd like Jaypaw more if he wasn't so emo ...okay, he sorta has reason to be, but not as much as he is!), Heatherpaw (more to be added as series continues)
Star Wars: Jedi Quest- Siri (Secrets of the Jedi, last eight pages=did NOT happen), Tru Veld, Obi-Wan
Least Favorite/Hated Pairings:
This section was started because of a certain couple on Heroes that I can't stand. That is not about my own personal preferences, it's about the incest that comes with it. Oh, you all know what I'm talking about. There won't be much here because I honestly don't want to go through every single thing I dislike. I'll only list those that are on the top of my mind.
Heroes- Paire (please, people, in the beginning it was just underaged love, but after Distractions... Just STOP. Changing Peter's relations makes it even worse- destroy a wonderful brother relationship to make your incest work. Yuck.)
Kingdom Hearts- AkuRoku (...the word "friends" mean anything to you?)
Gundam SEED/Destiny- KiraCaga (My incest thoughts were fully expressed in the Heroes one), AsuMey (Just friends, people- read the subtext, and you'll see he doesn't like her like that, and she doesn't him either), YuuCaga (...Watch the frickin' show, people)
Teen Titans- Beastboy/Raven (It's like a sibling relationship. I don't see anything romantic in it)
Joan of Arcadia- Joan/ANY GOD AVATAR (PLEASE don't tell me you are all serious. PLEASE.)
Stargate- Anyone with Jack other than Sam, anyone with Sam other than Jack
Stargate- This is more of a little side-note, but I'm not a fan of Sam/Daniel either. They don't click romantically with me (friendship-wise, however, is a whole other story). ...Though the theory that they're perfect for each other due to Sam's problem of being a "Black Widow" and Daniel's habit of never staying dead for too long makes me chuckle.
Gee, that's all for now. My current big-gripes. They WILL stay, especially the Heroes one.
RECENT UPDATES:
Updated What is Christmas Spirit, Anyway?, December 25, 2007
STORIES:
FOR READERS OF OTHER FANDOMS: PLEASE DON'T BE MAD AT ME FOR WRITING OTHER STORIES WHEN I HAVE AN OUTSTANDING PROJECT. WHEN I HAVE THE INSPIRATION, I WRITE.
I have come to a startling and euphoria-inducing revelation: People REALLY like my writing. I am a total bitch for not updating so many things!
What Is Christmas Spirit, Anyway? (This one WILL be updated! The final chapters are being written after MUCH delay and will go up in the coming weeks!)
HalfBreed: (Obviously on hiatus... When I update it, I promise I'll have several other chapters written as well to lighten the wait.)
Stone Memories: (Probably won't be coming back, sadly. Maybe will be, but with a shortened timeline.)
Digimon: A New Era, or "D.A.N.E." (This story is going through a make-over, but will return to FanFiction.net in the future; this is the story that will house my OC characters. Those who read Crazyeight's "Four Seasons" are already familiar with two of them.)
T.E.R.R.A: (My first one-shot and completed story; it is in the same universe as Stone Memories, but set in the future)
Memories: (Will there be more in this era? Who knows. Not any time soon, but you can hope...)
Of Scissors and Replicas: (First Tales of the Abyss story. Very satisfying. A one-shot, but I'm proud of it.)
Alternative Hymns: (Oh, I had NO idea what I was getting myself into... This one is going strong with writing, but man, it will be LONG.)
When the Battles Stops: (Gosh, that was an insane thing. I loved writing it, but insane.)
Observations of a Teenage Angel Girl: (My first Joan of Arcadia story. It will continue to be updated, but sparingly, of course.)
Reversing the Stitches: (This came to me and refused to leave me alone. It now stands as my first completed chapter story, and, as of September 4, 2007, my longest one (at least, longest online).)
Favorite Quotes/Conversations:
"The hardest battle is to keep living!" - Cagalli, Gundam SEED
"Let's meet again... in Paradise..."- Hige, Wolf's Rain
"My destiny is not to shoot you. The universe cannot be that lame." - Claire, Heroes
"Oh no. I broke history." - Hiro, Heroes
"Embrace your inner freak... 'Cause if you don't...you're just denying who you are." - Zach, Heroes
";grabs Kyon's arm;"
";sarcastic; If you're scared, you can always grab my arm; not like it's going to put me in the mood or something."
";mutters; Jerk."
-Haruhi and Kyon, The Meloncholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
"Saving the world’s one thing. Changing the world? Now that takes guts."
- Davis Motomia, arpulver's fanfiction Level 2: Connections
"I just suddenly got worried..."
"Don't worry. If worse comes to worst, I'll protect you."
;shocked; "What...?"
"Uh..." ;blush; "I-I didn't mean it like that..."
"... Well, fine. I didn't take it like that."
;sweatdrop;
-Tear and Luke, Tales of the Abyss
"Foolhardy are those who do not follow the path!"
"Anyone wanna bet what he's gonna say next?"
"Kill them."
"...Could've made money on that one."
-A Prior and Cameron Mitchell, Stargate SG-1: Ark of Truth
"You are a fruitcake."
-Daniel Jackson, Stargate SG-1, Prometheus Unbound (I love this episode more than words can describe)
"Indeed."
-Teal'c, Stargate SG-1, nearly every single episode
"There's nothing to be gained by second guessing yourself. You can't remake the past, so look ahead...or risk being left behind."
"She displays the wisdom of a battle-seasoned warrior."
"She's a mother. Close enough."
-Vala Mal Doran, Bra'tac, and Daniel Jackson, Stargate SG-1, Counterstrike
"Well now you know that the hard part about being part of this team is not risking your own life. It's watching your friends take chances with theirs. Congratulations. Now you really are one of us."
-Cameron Mitchell, Stargate SG-1, The Quest Part 2
"We are the Furlings."
-Furlings, Stargate SG-1, 200 (That episode is so hilariously wonderful...)
Funny conversations/moments when I KNOW I am a nerd:
:While playing Tales of Symphonia:
Me: Now, off to save Genis's girlfriend!
Ryan (my brother): Um, what did you say?
Me: Off to save Genis's girlfriend?
Ryan: Oh, good.
Me: Why, what'd you think I said?
Ryan: Well, Genis sounds a lot like another word...
Me: ...
Ryan: Oh, come on! I thought you said 'Off to save Penis's girlfriend!'
Me: SICKO!
:Again, while playing Tales of Symphonia:
Ryan: You know what? I've been thinking about something for awhile.
Me: Hm?
Ryan: You know what another couple name Genis and Presea could be called? You know, with Presea's name first?
Me: ;Thinks;;Puts the 'P' in Presea in place of the 'G' in Genis; Oh my- YOU SICKO PERV! ;hits him;
:Playing ToS:
Me: ...
Ryan: ... Penis...
Me: ;Falls out of the chair laughing from the randomness of it all; ;Almost dies in game...;
(He does this a lot now...)
:More Adventures in ToS:
(This involves dialogue from the game too. I won't get Genis's line right, I know, but it's something like that...)
Lloyd: Collette, I can't keep it a secret any longer!
Ryan: ;In deep voice; I'm carrying your baby.
Me and Ryan: ;Break down laughing; ;Laugh over the next line because I hit 'A' by accident and the dialogue continued...;
Me: ;Catches breath; Oh God, ;huff; You are sick! Lloyd's a guy!
Ryan: ;Catches breath and smirk; Exactly!
Me: ;shudder;
Genis: How did this happen?
Me and Ryan: Remember last line Ryan said; ;ROTFLOFAO, or Rolling on the Floor Laughing Our Fing Aes off;
:At school, trying to get my friend to watch anime:
Me: Come, on Sara, you gotta watch some!
Sara: Well, my mom might not let me...
Me: Why not!
Sara: They might be too violent.
Me: ;groans; Well, let's see what I find. ;calls to other friend; Hey, Mike, what can we get Sara to watch?
Mike: Hmm...
Me: Well, what won't your mom let you watch?
Sara: Well, some of it is me, too. I don't want to see any flying or exploding body parts.
Me and Mike: No FMA or Naruto.
Sara: And that thing you told me about with the little girl in FMA was sad too...
Me: And Wolf's Rain is too violent... :sighs:excited: I guess Gundam SEED it is then!
Sara: Is it violent?
Me: Ummmm... Not as much as the other ones...
Sara and Mike: -_-
:Again at school:
Sara: Hey, guess what?
Me: Ugh.
Sara: My mom said I could watch Gundam SEED.
Me:Perks up instantly: Really!
Sara: Yeah.
Me: What about the violence?
Sara: She said it was fine.
Me: And the swears?
Sara: As long as it's not too bad.
Me: Yes! ;Starts jumping up and down;
Robin (another friend): ;Walks up to talk to me; ;Sees me jumping like a Ferret; Um... Hi?
Me: Shecanwatchit,shecanwatchit,shecanwatchit!
Robin: ... ;Has no clue what I'm talking about;
:At school one morning:
(Hai- yes in Japanese)(This is also on my friend's (yamihawkeye) profile, but with reversed roles)
Me: "Hi!"
Mike: "Hello?"
Me: "Hai!"
Mike: "Hai..."
Me: "Hai!"
Colleen (friend): "... Uh- hi?"
Me and Mike: "Hai, Hi!"
Colleen: "Nevermind..."
:Talking to my online friend after he said he'd "die for me":
Me: ... I should take that as a compliment, right?
Him: Depends on how you look at it. If that means letting you live so you can get mugged out of house and home then that's bad. If that means taking a bullet for you so you can grow up, be successful and have a chance to contribute to society, then that's a good thing.
Me: ...
Me: My happy mood died
Me: It died in a bloody and gruesome way...
:Me and a friend, talking about Beastboy being shirtless in an RP:
Al: B.B's got a toned chest, but again his muscels are long and ropey, not like cyborg
Me: lol
Me: yeah
Me: Still, it would make a girl go crazy...
Al: well yeah, green nipples, teh sex
Me: Al... ;Blush;
Me: Great, now I'll never be able to eat vegetables without blushing...
Al: (Died laughing)
:Me and the same friend, now talking about how my brother gave me a little extra time on line and he needs to post fast:
Al: he's a nice man
Me: yes, he is. But post fast
Al : like the wind
A few minutes later…
Me: ... wind is sure slow tonight, huh, Al?
Al: bite me
Me: Naw, you don't taste good
Al: How would you know? have you been licking me again?
Me: ... say it again, I dare you... twitch (you've seen me on a bad day...)
:At an amusement part talking to a man at the Airbrush place:
Me: Um, excuse me? Do you take requests?
Man: Yes. What kind of request?
Me: Well... ;pulls out a Kyo plushie from my bag; This! Don't ask what it is. ;nervous;
Man: It's a cat.
Me: Yeah...
Man: It's a pissed off cat.
Me: He's orange!
Man: Okay. An orange pissed off cat!
:My brother, playing a WWII Real Time Strategy game:
It is 1942, and I am off to fight the Japanese so that one day, they may grow into a culture that worships anime, sushi, and women with overly large breasts!
(He said that with a straight face. That's what made me laugh so hard)
:Another conversation with my brother, when he was ignoring me:
Me: Ryan! Listen!
Ryan: ;Playing his Gameboy;
Me: He doesn't like me! ;pouts;
Ryan: Not quite right... ;smirking;
Me: ;pause; HE HATES ME!
Ryan: There ya go!
Me: ;glooms;
Ryan: ;Laughs and shakes head, muttering about me being gulible;
:Me and Sara sitting at a table at lunch, talking about Mwu La Fllaga looking at a magazine with a girl in a bikini on the front:
Sara: I mean, why would he be looking at it!
Me: ;dryly; He's a man.
Sara: I never realized it before!
Me: ;eyes wide; THAT HE'S A MAN!
Sara: No! Not that!
Mike: ;sitting near us and laughing her head off;
:A conversation between Sara and her little brother. Explanation: In my little group, I'm called Cagalli, and Sara is Lacus. Her little borther didn't know this:
Sara's Bro: I want to be someone from Gundam SEED!
Sara: Okay. Who?
SB: Hmmm... I want to be Athrun!
Sara: Then you'd be Ashley's boyfriend!
SB: Fine, then I want to be Kira!
Sara: THEN YOU'D BE MY BOYFRIEND!
SB: ... Then can I be Haro?
Sara: YAY! You get to be my minion!
SB: Minion?
Sara: ;happy smile;
:At lunch, when there is no room for us at a table and we're sitting right behind it:
Mike: So, Sara, how are people?
Sara: Well...
Me: Because we wouldn't know.
Sara: You two have each other.
Me and Mike: ;Stare at each other for a second; BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ;double-over laughing;
Sara: ;Trying to yell over our laughter; I didn't mean it like that!
:While watching an episode of Heroes, "The Hard Part":
Ryan: Wait, wait... The reason Sylar kills people is because he never hugged as a child!
-A few weeks later, during a certain "dream character's" explanation of Peter and Nathan "How to Stop an Exploding Man"-
Myself: "If all Sylar needs is a hug to stop the killing, I'm never watching this show again."
:While playing Tales of the Abyss the first time around, at Mt. Roneal the second time:
Me: I wonder if there's anything over here. Last time we were a bit too...rushed to explore.
Ryan: ;shrug; Go ahead.
;runs to the right side of the screen to see a BLACK WALL that was not supposed to be there;
Both: ...
Me: Was that...there before?
Ryan: No...
Me: I-I think I've found it.
Ryan?
Me: The Fourth Wall. I have found the Fourth Wall...and it is black.
Ryan: ...
Me: I wonder what would happen if I could break it.
Ryan: Stop right there. You've exceeded your pun quota for the day.
Me: Awwww...
:While replaying Tales of the Abyss, same area as above, same time frame:
Me: ... I wonder...
;runs over to the right side of the screen, sees the BLACK WALL again;
Me: THE FOURTH WALL! AHHHHH!
;runs out of area;
Me: ... I need to tell Ryan about this...
:While replaying Tales of the Abyss, in the Cheagle Woods before fighting Arietta:
;runs down the path to the left side of the screen, sees a BLACK WALL;
Me: ... Holy crap, it's stalking me. The Fourth Wall is stalking me.
:While replaying Tales of the Abyss, at the Tower of Rem event:
Luke: I'm alive? Why?
Tear: Thank goodness! I thought you were going to disappear...
Me: ... Hug him. Hug him now. He almost died and things are going to get very depressing later, so HUG HIM NAOOGH!
;Jewel of Lorelei appears, drawing everyone's attention;
Me: GOD DAMMIT! WHY CAN'T I CHANGE THINGS WITH MY MIND!
:While brain-storming for ideas on the imminent "What did you do over Spring Break?" question:
Me: I made an AMV, read Stargate fanfiction, talked to my computer, and ... went to Macomb... I...I think it's official. I have...no life.
:While re-watching the Stargate SG-1 episode "Line in the Sand" with my brother:
Me: Man, everyone gets whumped in this episode! We've got Teal'c-whump, Vala-whump, MAJOR Sam-whump, and ever a little Cam-whump. The only person who isn't getting whumped - in a strange turn of events - is Daniel! ...But then again he's probably getting seduced by the evil super-powerful Whore who is the daughter of the woman he may kinda-sorta love right now, so he's not in a very fun position either...
:While re-watching the Stargate SG-1 episode "The Shroud" with my brother, right when Adria is seducing Daniel:
Ryan: You know, I think she has a bit of an Electra complex.
Me: From this point on she shall be know as The Whore. Dn't question me. She just shall.
RANT OF THE MONTH:
Okay, I've seen enough of this and it's time I vent: anonymous reviewers. I'm not talking about those who have an account and say they're too lazy to log in, or those who leave an e-mail address and such, but the ones who bash a story and run, leaving a name and nothing else. What the hell is wrong with you all? Honestly, do you think anything will get better by leaving your random dribble without justifying your actions? Have the decency to leave an e-mail address or log in if you have an account- most people I know with spines do so. You ever think that the author would want to try and justify any of the claims you made? Of course not. You're too busy being a bastard. I've seen far too many people pick on good stories to let this go any more.
Those damned "oh-so-high-and-mighty" reviewers piss me off too. You see someone ranting about how this is "cliched" and this is "not written well" and what do they have? Not a single story. Or maybe one story. You think writing is easy? Try it. I dare you. Cliches? Yeah, they're used a lot (duh). Those who use them in a - I don't know- creative way breath new life into a fandom. Suddenly, everyone uses this technique, so no one can use it anymore because it will automatically be the same as all the others. Yeah, that's wonderful thinking, idiots. Get off your high horse and try writing something- you'll have more cliches than you can count, I bet.
And last but oh so certainly not least are those "dude, u sux, update" reviews. God, we freakin' know! You expect us to crank out chapter after chapter like crazy? Look, everyone's different. I know some people can write like crazy, but others can't. At least leave a real review before tossing in something like that, and have some tact. Just because this is cyber-space doesn't mean you have to leave your manners at the door. Years with no updating or activity? Yeah, I can see why that would get annoying, but if the person is actually around, then give them the damn benefit of the doubt.
Basically, think before you type, have some tact, have some GUTS, and put yourselves in our shoes. Seriously, people. Be freakin' smart.
And all of this inspired by bashers of a wonderful story written by a friend of mine. You can see why I'm a little edgy.
~Ashley, the pissed off writer
THINGS I HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO SAY/DO:
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy it!
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!
One day, I will be the Evil Empress Alchemist! BOW BEFORE ME, MINIONS!
Being a drunk Chibi is fun!
;sarcasticly; Riiiiight...
Kyo is mine! ... Until Tohru claims him. Then I'll galdly give him up! ;smile;
Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard, be evil. (Thanks for the quote, Riles!)
SOUR ALTOIDS! (Inside joke... I'm very scary on Sour Altoids...)
I am like the plague!
There was something in it! ;slight pause; I had to blow it up! (While describing an OC of mine to my brother... I did the hands motions perfectly and now this is a new catch phrase of mine I never get tired of).)
;sweet, happy voice; The sun is shining, the birds are singing, there's rainbows everywhere! ;low, demonic voice; Everyone must die.
Is it morally wrong to be in love with a Gundam?
I need sleep.
;slightly chucking; I'm okay ... no I'm not...
... Kyu...?
This is the best thing in the history of ever.
... ;hides;
;fondles Arc of Truth DVD; ... ;nervous giggle-grin;
Gao. (can be used in any situation with any amount of feeling behind it, or can refer to the mon or the completely incorrect sound effect (anyone who can name where both of those references are from gets a sticker))
That's sextastic! (Okay, so I've only said this one once, but it was too tempting)
LINKS YOU SHOULD ALL SEE:
I have a Teen Titans RPG. Please check it out.
http://www.digidragon844.proboards2.com/index.cgi
And, what all the readers of Gundam SEED Randomness! or When Two Fans Go Crazy have been waiting for: The advertisement made by our very own Mike!
http://media.putfile.com/Gundam-SEED-Randomness
You guys annoyed waiting for another update of GS Randomness! or When Two Fans Go Crazy (or the sequel fic, Time Traveling Teens)? Well, here's something to wet your appetites! Mike's back with her own original fic! She's taken all of us Gundam SEED fans she knows (and maybe one or two others) and gone on a revenge spree to kill Yuuna! Come on... You all KNOW you wanna see it, right?
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3166845/1/
And hey, I just realized I never put up the link to my youtube profile. Huh. Funny how that works. You can probably blame my videos for the fact that I haven't been writing lately, but considering I make videos for nearly all the fandoms I write for, maybe you won't be too mad. ;smiley;
http://youtube.com/user/DragonNinja8
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