Midnight's Shining Star
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since: 04-23-12, id: 3949360, Profile Updated: 05-12-13
Author has written 9 stories for Naruto.

Call me...eh, I'll tell you if I feel like it xP

Welp, I love writing and I love writing fanfics. Mostly because it's a way for me to be both lazy and creative all at once. I don't need to take time to develop my own characters, but I can let my active imagination run wild. So yea, definitely something I like!! So far I've only written Naruto fanfics. Will I write more later? Who knows. I'm not exactly the type to plan ahead; oftentimes I don't know what I'm doing until I do it!


Fics I've written:

In Progress:

Mission Impossible: Sasori and Deidara are given a mission with very little information. Conflict after conflict arises and pretty soon they're thrown through a whirlwind of situations that no one knows how to handle. Sasori/Deidara FRIENDSHIP! (As in, no pairings.)

These Times that Change: Deidara's sneaking information about Akatsuki to Konoha. Sasuke finds Itachi alive. Tobi has big plans for Akatsuki and Pein's not so sure he agrees with them. Itachi has a plan to change this all but at what cost? Rewrite in progress for the first few chapters.

Complete:

Irritating: He was just so annoying. Of course it's noticed when he suddenly disappears. Itachi/Deidara friendship. AU-ish. Oneshot with an alternate ending.

Curious Irony: "'You shouldn't do that. You'll break something.' 'Mind your own damn business, Uchiha, un.'" It's not Deidara's fault that he's stuck in some psycho organization hell-bent on world domination. Much less desirable is being stuck in said organization's base with an indifferent partner and a highly irritating Uchiha. Itachi/Deidara friendship fic. Oneshot.

Tobi's Valentine's Day: Valentine's Day and Tobi needs to spread joy and friendship! Oh just wait and see how he pulls this off. Humor. Oneshot.

Haunted: Kurotsuchi remembers what happened years ago. Best friends but so much more. First (and very likely ONLY) pairing fic. DeiKuro. Oneshot. Supposed to be a song fic too.

Tobi's Trick or Treat: It's Halloween and Tobi wants to go trick-or-treating to get free candy! But he doesn't have a costume, what will he ever do? Humor fic. Oneshot.

In the Moment: Deidara reflects while watching a thunderstorm. Made a two-shot by request. Potentially turning this in to a longer fic later once I finish my others!

Sasori's New Puppet: Sasori and Deidara are supposed to be capturing the Kyuubi Jinchuuriki but Sasori also has a personal quest. What's going on? Product of boredom and an RP with my brother.


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Akatsukicons!

Itachi -/ \-

Deidara o\/

Zetsu \o.o/

Tobi @

Sasori -.-

Kisame =o_o=

Hidan o.o

Kakuzu .

Konan @o.o

Pein o:o

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Pein/Nagato

] -I am the leader/boss of a group, club, friends etc.
[x] -I have a piercing/s.
[ ] - My natural hair colour is red, ginger or auburn.
[ ] -My eyes aregrey/gray.
] -My closest friend is a girl.
[x ] - I'm a very secretive person.
[x] - I like it when it rains.

[Pein/Pain - Nagato Score: 3]

Konan
[x ] - Most of my friends are guys.
[ ] - Origami RULES!
[ ] - I know how to make atleast over 5 different origami objects.
] - I love flowers!
[ x] - Your closest friend is a guy.
[x] - I don't like having my photo taken.
] - I don't like water. Swimming etc.

[Konan Score: 3]

Itachi Uchiha
[x] - My younger sibling/s bothers me a lot.
[x] -Many people find me attractive.
[x] - I'm quiet and very mature for my age.
[x] - I don't actually like fighting though I can fight.
]- I don't care what you think, Kisame is cool.
[x] - I'm the top of my class. Intelligence.
] - My natural hair colour is black.

[Itachi Uchiha Score: 5 ]

Kisame Hoshigaki
] - Sharks are AWESOME!
] - I like gore :3
[x] - I dislike my own appearance. I'm ugly!:(
] - Underwater in the ocean is abeautiful scenery.
[x] - Once someone gets to know me, I'm a pretty nice person.
[x] - I'm the tallest of my friends who are the same gender.
] - I like water sports.

[Kisame Hoshigaki Score: 3]

Sasori
] - I look young for my age.
] - Puppets are fascinating...
] - I'm very impatient.
[ x] - I hate that bitch, Sakura Haruno.(Not exactly hate but I do find her annoying :P)
[ ] - My Grandma annoys me.
] - I'm the smallest of my friends.
[x] - Loud noises/people annoy me.

[Sasori Score: 2 ]

Deidara
[X] - I'm an artist.
[X] - I like and appreciate art.
[x] - My natural hair colour is blonde/dirty blonde.
[x] - I have blue eyes.
[x] - I'm the youngest in my group of friends.
[x] - I hate Tobi. (After finding out who he really is..yeah -_-)
[X] - I have a friend who hangs around and annoys me.

[Deidara Score: 7]

Kakuzu
[x]
- I'm a saver, not a spender.
] - My eyes are either green or hazel.
] - I have had stitches.
[x] - I hate Hidan.
] - Younger people tend to tick me off.
] - I am the oldest in my group of friends.
] - My skin is dark or tanned.

[Kakuzu Score: 2 ]

Hidan
] - I have a cussing/swearing problem.
[x] - I hate Kakuzu.
] - I hate so many people and hate them so much, that I probably have my own hit-list.
[X] - I am religious.
] - I am very strong-willed.
[ ] - I have cut myself on purpose before.
] - I'm very prone to accidents.

[Hidan Score: 2 ]

Zetsu
[X] - I have a split personality. Two sides.
[X] - Nature is AWESOME!
[x] - I'm usually alone.
] - I don't mind the company of others.
[X] - I don't have many friends.
] - Tobi is not that bad.
[ ] - I WON'T eat the veggies! Meat all the way, man!

[Zetsu Score: 4 ]

Tobi
] - I'm always hyperactive.
]- I have a particular person who I like to pester.
[x] People often mistake me for someone else or say I look like someone.
[ ] - I LOVE the colour orange.
] - I'm rarely sad and always optimistic.
[X] - TOBI IS A GOOD BOY! :D

[Tobi Score: 2]

Orochimaru
[ ] - I'm attracted to younger people.
[x] - I have a very pale skin colour.
[x] - Snakes are AWESOME!
] - I love/like Sasuke Uchiha.
] - Micheal Jackson is AWESOME!
[X] - I'm very motivated, nothing will stop me from reaching my goals.
[X ] - People think I'm twisted or insane.

[Orochimaru Score: 4]


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Uchiha Itachi Facts (the Chuck Norris of Naruto)

Uchiha Itachi doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.

Uchiha Itachi doesn't actually write haiku, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

When Uchiha Itachi goes out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

Uchiha Itachi does not sleep, he waits.

Uchiha Itachi does not shower. He only takes blood baths.

Uchiha Itachi can divide by zero.

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Uchiha Itachi Disease"

Uchiha Itachi crossed a road. No one dared question his motives.

Lightning never strikes in the same place twice because Uchiha Itachi is looking for it.

The universe is expanding because it's running away from Uchiha Itachi.

RIP

Uchiha Itachi

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15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son; People call her a slut, no one knows she was raped at 13.
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People call an old man ugly; No one knew he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war.
People call a woman bald; they don't know she has cancer.
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20 QUESTIONS WITH THE AKATSUKI:

1. Who is your favourite character?
Deidara of course u_u

2. What do you think of the whole Madara being Tobi-thing?
Yeah, um, well, it's kinda already been revealed...but I never really thought Madara was Tobi anyways. I just thought Tobi was...Tobi :

3. Who would you be team-up with?
Anyone who could put up with my freaky hair and absolute randomness. Oh damn, who am I kidding, probably Deidara xP

4. If you could have any abilities what would they be?
Laser vision. Wut? I can't haz laser vision???? D:

5. If Madara came up to you and asked you "Wanna' go somewhere private and have some 'fun'?" how would you react?
I'd punch him in the face then continue on my merry way :P

6. Hidan comes in your room and starts ranting on about how Kakuzu pisses him off then begs you to convert to Jashinism, how do you react?
Sorry dude, I like my religion better u_u

7. Zetsu is standing in the corner of the living room, and he shows you a rose, he asks what you think of it, how do you react?
I wub roses :3

8. Itachi is sitting in the kitchen, drinking tea, however, when you come into the kitchen to grab a drink, he starts smiling at you, thinking you have something on your face you almost run from the room, only to be stopped by Itachi, he asks if he can brush your hair, because he admires how soft and long it is, how do you react?
I'd tell him he's blind. Cuz my hair is short xP

9. Kakuzu has been quiet for a week, and one day when you're alone he walks up to you and asks you if you have any spare change and if you'd like to go food shopping, how do you react?
I spent all my money on POKEMON CARDS!!!! xD

10. Once upon a time before you 'joined' Akatsuki, you were good friends with Naruto, he'd been tracking you for years-almost as much as he does with Sasuke, when he finally finds you and begs you to come back to the village with him, how do you react?
T'would depend. ALRIGHT! WHOEVER GIVES ME THE MOST NUTELLA AND PEANUT BUTTER WINS!! READY? SET? GO!!

11. Upon stumbling into Ino and Sakura bitch-fighting about how pretty they are and who's-more-skilled-than-who, what do you do?
Roll my eyes and throw rocks at 'em 8-)

12. Who's art is better? Deidara's or Sasori's?
DeiDei..u_u Sorry Sasori...human puppets remind me of a horror film I saw when I was 11. Obviously, it did not leave a good impression.

13. You tell them you think your art is better, and they begin a huge arguement about how your art isn't as great as theirs, what do you do?
I would cry and say they're right. My art suuuuuuuuuucks

14. Kisame asks if you want to go swimming-your answer?
Eh, why not? As long as it's not 30 degrees Fahrenheit and raining. Someone actually asked me to do that once o_O

15. For the next two days Kisame tells you it's nothing but a harmless swim, how do you react?
Mi non capisce. (Horray for speaking 2 languages xD)

16. What are your views on Sasuke?
He's...meh...I liked him better in part one...I'll say that I don't really hate him but I don't really like him anymore either. He's just...there ._.

17. Rock Lee tells you he has a crush on you, your reaction?
Not interested. Sorry hun.

18. Which is better? Manga or Anime?
Manga. I don't bother much with the anime anymore u_u

19. Which village would you prefer to live in?
Konoha. They're nicest :3


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You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

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The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

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I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm straight so I MUST hate gays
I don't do drugs so I MUST be a loser
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I wear lots of black so I MUST be goth
I wear sweaters so I MUST be a cutter
I like heavy metal so I MUST be a follower of Satan
My Uncle is a pastor so I MUST be a radical Christian
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I HATE Justin Beiber so I MUST be a lesbian
I love eighties music so I MUST own leg warmers
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I don't wear shortshorts or show off my bra so I MUST have no fashion sense or be a Nun.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I don't like water so I MUST not shower
I live in a mountain range so I MUST be a hermit
I wear tie dye so I MUST be a hippie
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I have High standards so I MUST be a picky bitch
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I look older than I am so I MUST have a fake ID
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I am Canadian, so I MUST live in an igloo and speak only french.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT; I MUST be having cyber sex.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I love fast food so I MUST be obese
I wear clevage showing shirts so I MUST be a hooker
I'm a belly dancer so I MUST be a hooker
I'm a girl so I MUST be either too skinny or too fat.
I don't have a boyfriend so I MUST be a loser, or gay
I'm not into sports so I MUST be a nerd
I get good grades so I MUST be a teachers pet.
I cook and sew so I MUST be a home maker
I live in a trailer park so I MUST be a red neck
I live in a small town so I MUST be a farmer
I hate pink so I MUST not be a girl
I'm not funny so I MUST be a boring buzzkill
I Don't drink so I MUST be a loser
I knit so I MUST be an old woman
I like Shota so i MUST be a pedophile


Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Someone arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

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You're a 90's kid if: (I was pretty young in the 90's...but I still remember a lot of this)

You can finish this 'ice ice _"

You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!

You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.

You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.(TMNT...Power Rangers...hell yeah)

You remember reading "Goosebumps"

You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.

You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not (I still do! Not...xD)

If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.

when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.

You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.

You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.

You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.

You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"

You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS. (WISHBONE!!!! READING RAINBOW!!! MAGIC SCHOOL BUS!!!! :D)

You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.

You remember those Where's Waldo books.

You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.

When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos. (Yum B-])

You remember boom boxes vs. cd players. (Still have a boom box)

Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them. (ayup)

You played and/or collected "Pogs"

You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere. (I haz a Tamagotchi still ._.)

. . . Furbies (omg...)

You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet. (NETSCAPE NAVIGATOR)

And Windows 95 was the best. (We had NT for the longest time...)

You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles. (:D)

Michael Jordan was a king. (Michael Jordan was alive)

You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out. (Talking Elmo...)

You collected those Beanie Babies.

Carebears

You collected all the Troll dolls

If you even know what an original walkman is.

You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"

You know the Macarena by heart.

"Talk to the hand" . . . nough said

You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!

You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace. (McD's playplaces...)

You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground. (Yea, the one I got sick on...they removed it after several incidents like this)

Before the MySpace frenzy . . . (lol...myspace...)

Before the Internet & text messaging . . . (eheh...)

Before Sidekicks & iPods . . . (I remember when we got the first iPod...still have it)

Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .

Before Spongebob . . .

Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.

When light up trainers were cool.

When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs. (Back when we actually went to a video store to get our rented VHS tapes)

When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing. (I remember when we all thought .95 for gas was expensive...)

When we recorded stuff on VCRs.

When gameboy was a brick. (A fun brick)

Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.

Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!

Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .

or if you smiled at one of these things.


1. Who are/is your favorite Naruto character(s)? Deidara @_@

2. What is/are your favorite pairing(s)? The only pairings I really care for are DeiKuro and NaruHina

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? I'm not really either.

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? Nope...T_T not in public anyways...

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: Um, the 2nd shippuden movie, one of the video games for wii, a couple of Deidara posters, Froggy :3, and a whole bunch of fanart; both sketches and digital work.

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? Um...um...*coughdeidaracough* O_O

7. NaruHina or KibaHina? NaruHina. Hinata deserves it :3

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SasuSaku simply because I really dislike SasuNaru.

9. Which team is your favorite? Team 7 or Team Gai? Let's just say I liked team 7 better in Naruto, and I like team Gai better in Shippuden.

10. Do you support the Tobito theory? (Tobi=Obito) Yeah...(well, it's in the manga now -_-") even before that I suppose I supported Tobito more than the rest..

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? Yeah

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? Deidara durr...

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? I don't really care either way. He's just, there.

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? No. I went to Wikipedia and skipped all the nonessential episodes. Cuz fillers make me cry.

15. Have you read all the chapters so far? I've read all the Shippuden ones. (Manga is expensive DX)

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? Heh, probably

17. Sub or dub? Sub. Japanese voices are far superior.

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Probably anti-Sakura since I'd like her to die. But I don't really care much for what happens to her. If she lives, meh. If she dies, meh. If she gets with Sasuke, meh.

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? I have a love/hate relationship with Tobi. He's both annoying and funny to me.

20. Do you even know who Tobi is? Yes...

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? Ugly...@_@

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? Haku. Or Neji because of the Rock Lee thing.

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? Weirdly awesome

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? I like writing the Akatsuki OOC sometimes.

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? Totally. Especially the ones with Deidara B]

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? Mhm...

27. Do you like lemons? Not really

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? They think they do.

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? A little bit.

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? Yuppers

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? One of my friends sorta...

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? Sure

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?' yea...

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? Potentially

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? No, Pokemon made me broke

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? Totally

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? No, never thought that.

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery. Yeah. And too many to count.

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? Meh

40. Do you have a Naruto OC? I have a couple for a fanfic.

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Ynot?


If you believe Itachi has secret laughing fits when no one is watching, copy and paste this in your profile


If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile


The ABC's of Naruto:

A - Akatsuki, the bad-ass criminals of Naruto

B - Byakugan, the Hyuuga kekkai genkai

C - Chakra, where would we be without it?

D - Deidara, the amazing pyromaniac obsessed with explosions

E - Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan, when regular Mangekyou Sharingan just doesn't cut it

F - Fireball no Jutsu, when you've got an angry Uchiha on your hands

G - Gai, the sensei obsessed with youth

H - Hidan, everyone's favorite religious masochist

I - Itachi, one bad Uchiha

J - Jashin, when Kami isn't good enough

K - Kisame, the shark swordsman with a sense of humor

L - Lee, the loyal, bushy browed athletic freak

M - Madara, the one with the power of a god

N - Neji, the one who believes in destiny

O - Orochimaru, snake and man combined into one

P - Pein, the overly pierced leader of the Akatsuki

Q - Quicksand in the style of a waterfall, Gaara's got you beat

R - Rinnegan, Pein's ultimate weapon

S - Sasori, the red headed puppeteer

T - Tobi, the evil genius plotting to take over the world with his Moon's Eye plan

U - Uchiha, the clan of the Sharingan

V - Valley of the End, where many important fights have happened

W - Water style, when you've got some fire to deal with

X - Xtra limbs, Sakon and Ukon have got this covered.

Y - Yamato, the one with the scary face

Z - Zetsu, everyone's favorite bipolar plant


1. Irritating reviews
He always pestered the raven, trying to get a rise out of him. Odd how a simple twist of fate can change one's life forever. Sort-of AU. T for mild swearing and some violence/death themes. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,751 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-8-13 - Itachi U. & Deidara - Complete
2. Curious Irony reviews
"It began out of boredom. It wasn't his fault that he was forced in a psycho organization full of random freak shows and creeps. The least they could do was provide him with some sort of entertainment." Akatsuki is incredibly dull. Irksome emotionless Uchihas don't make anything better. An Itachi/Deidara friendship fic cuz there aren't enough of them. No parings and T for lang.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,183 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-29-13 - Itachi U. & Deidara - Complete
3. Mission Impossible » reviews
Things are bad when Sasori and Deidara are given a mission that doesn't have a lot of information. They get worse when the bomber and puppet get into a nasty spat while traveling. Then, in a battle with ANBU they get separated. Trying to complete an almost impossible mission is hard enough but losing your partner makes it 10x worse! No pairings :P
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 82,094 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 4-6-13 - Published: 9-11-12 - Deidara & Sasori
4. Tobi's Valentine's Day reviews
It's Valentine's Day and Tobi needs to spread joy and friendship! How is he supposed to accomplish this when nobody is going to help him? Crack-fic. Written at 1am; bound to be mistakes/OOC-ness AND YES IT IS LATE FOR V-DAY! AI ISH SOWEE! D: [ONESHOT] T to be safe :)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,545 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-6-13 - Obito U./Tobi & Akatsuki - Complete
5. These Times that Change » reviews
Konoha receives information on the Akatsuki from an unknown source. Who could this person be and why are they sending Konoha information? Rating is M for violence, gore, and language in Chapter 11. Might be more later.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 87,691 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 2-15-13 - Published: 7-1-12 - Deidara
6. Haunted reviews
[ONESHOT] Kurotsuchi is searching for someone. She remembers the events leading up to this one moment. "I'm saving your life idiot! What else would I be doing?" Deidara x Kurotsuchi. (Oh mai goodness...what have I done...) Teen to be on the safe side. Light swearing and violence. Non-canon.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,687 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 1-4-13 - Deidara & Kurotsuchi - Complete
7. Tobi's Trick or Treat reviews
It's Halloween but Tobi doesn't have a costume! How is he supposed to get free candy? Includes Tobi, Pein, Itachi, Deidara and Kisame. Warning, attempts at humor! T for light swearing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,295 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-28-12 - Obito U./Tobi & Akatsuki - Complete
8. In the Moment » reviews
Deidara reflects while watching a thunderstorm. Better than it sounds! Hopefully :P By request now a 2-shot! No pairings xP
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,969 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-25-12 - Published: 6-25-12 - Deidara & Sasori - Complete
9. Sasori's New Puppet reviews
ONESHOT Sasori and Deidara are on a mission to capture the Kyuubi Jinchuuriki but Sasori's been acting kind of funny. What is he up to? Teen for mild swearing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-27-12 - Sasori & Akatsuki - Complete