Ah, the profile. Where all the internet stalkers find out about us.
Well, if you're wondering about my username, I shall explain. You know when you do laundry and can't find a sock? You know where it goes? Narnia.
Hate you, hate Gotham, took the Batmobile.
Screw boy-scout prepared, I'm Bat-scout prepared!
the Bats were here
Did Young Justice season 2 depress anyone else? Yes? Good. I miss my KF and Aqualad.
A Rant About...Something
To be honest, I didn't like ANY pairing in HP. Ron acts like an ass to Hermione half the time and she was way out of his league. With Ginny and Harry, Ginny seemed to much like a Mary Sue. In fact the only people in the Weasley family I like are Fred, George, and Bill and Charlie since we don't see much of them. Anyway, I'm getting off topic. With Ginny and Harry it seemed to... FORCED. We don't see much of her for books 3, 4, and 5. Then when she comes back in HBP she's "Oh so hot and cool" when we had no past indication she was like that. It would have been nice if we had what she lack compared to other characters. CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT. I felt like JK took a hammer and tried to beat into my head how perfect she was. It would have been more believable if she spent more time with Harry but we don't get interactions between them. He spends ALOT more time with Luna. In my opinion JKR should have left the epilogue out. In fact, who decided epilogues where a good idea in the first place? I didn't want Harry Potter to have kids, I didn't want Katniss to have kids. I swear if Percy Jackson has an epilogue I WILL CUT SOMEONE. Authors need to stop taking away my childhood.
One thing I completly despised about Teen Titans is what they did to Jinx. Now as someone who KNOWS what she is like in the comics and loved her, TT made me want to punch someone. SHE IS A VILLIAN. She has been for over 20 years and always will be(I hope). When she showed up really had no idea who she was and it took me a couple of episodes to except her... Then the writers fucked up and made her a hero. No, just no. Then the final straw came when she started to like Kid Flash *insert nerd rage*. I was so pissed I refused to watch episodes with her in them. NOT EVERYONE NEEDS A LOVE INTREST WRITERS.
I pledge allegiance to the music,
Ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity:
1: At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dry at passing cars; see if they slow down
2: Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.
3: Every time some one asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that
4: Put you garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"
5: Put decaf in the coffee maker (home or work). When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso
6: In your memo book, on all your checks, put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS"
7: Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance To The Prophecy"
8: Dont use any punctuation
9: As often as possible, skip instead of walking
10: Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face
11: Specify that your drive-thru order is "TO GO"
12: Sing along at the opera
13: Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme
14: Put mosquito netting around your work area (or room) and play tropical sounds all day
15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it'
16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom"
17: When the cash comes out of the ATM yell, "I WON, I WON"
18: When exiting the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives they're loose"
19: Tell your children (or younger sibling) that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go"
20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and put it on your profile!
TSUCGOTGWWTKTSAPTWS (The Super Ultra Cool Group Of Teen Girls Who Want To Kidnap Twilight Stars And Poke Them With Sporks)Join Us! Our acronym makes no sense
On artifical bacon: "Contains real artificial bacon bits." (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no, we get real fake bacon.)
On Sears hair dryer: "Do not use while sleeping." (Wow, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions: "Put on fork and eat." (No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)
On a bag of Fritos: "You could be a winner! No purchase nessecary. Look inside for details." (The shoplifter special!)
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how?)
On some Swann frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But it's just a suggestion.)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom of the box): "Do not turn upside down." (Oops.)
On Marks & Spencer bread pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't that save more time?)
On Boot's Children's cough medicine: "Do not drive car or operate machinery." (We could do a lot to reduce construction accidents if we just kept those 5-year-olds with colds off the fork lifts.)
On Nytol sleep aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope!)
On a Korean kitchen knife: "Keep out of children." (fine i shall put it in an adult)
On a string of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to in outer space.)
On a food processer: "Not to be used for other use." (Now I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: Contains nuts." (But no peas?)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (Raise your hand if you've tried this.)
On a child's Superman product: "Wearing this garment does not enable you to fly." (Just ruin the childhood dream why don't you?!)
98% of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2% that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.
Whoever said 'nothing is impossible' never tried slamming a revolving door
A wise man once said, "Ask a girl." If you are a girl and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're one of those people who realizes that a frying pan is actually a sufficient weapon, copy and paste this onto your profile.
"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile
A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you're telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism.
If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.
Invade and dominate Wonka Factory and become a Sith Chocolateer today!
Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.
Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cacao beans, and all beans are a vegetable?
Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous: You suck.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
A positive attitude may not solve all of your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
Slinky Escalator = Endless fun
This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and even if you don't.
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t re-post it?
Re-post this if you truly believe in God, and even if you don't.
Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son
then copy and paste this in your profile
If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...
" If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."
You know that you live in 2011 when...
1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you haven't and never will smoke, drink, (Like get drunk and do something stupid. Occasional wine and church wine is fine) and do drugs and are proud of it, (Which you are!) copy this into your profile
If you have ever ran into a glass door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCaffe, (actually I have) Hyperactiveley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna (I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Sanoon, Phantom-Flames, Leopardheart (just once, but still...), Littlewhisker (I do it all the time so get over it!) Flamestar211, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-leader of SkyClan (sadly, I just entered middle school and I have a two-story house and so I am falling up the stairs all the time!!), FEIGN(sad story u don't want to know), xXScissorMafiaXx(Hard to avoid!) SpunkyGirl6487 (i did when i was 2, i think thats whats wrong with me now), TheSockThatEndedUpInNarnia(multiple times...I think I have permanent rugburn)
Boys say that in everything they do, they can kick a girl's butt so bad that they cry. If you're a girl who kicks the boys' butts so bad they cry like girls, copy this into your profile and add your name. Moonstar of FireClan, Flamestar211, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan (cry, little boys, cry!!), FEIGN("You're such a wimp, Evan!"(my brother)), xXScissorMafiaXx (IN YOUR FACE, THOMAS!!!!),TheSockThatEndedUpInNarnia(I warned him)
If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, zElDaPhAnToM-bLiNdBaNdIt-RaVeN, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, FEIGN, xXScissorMafiaXx, SpunkyGirl6487,TheSockThatEndedUpInNarnia
If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the frickin leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile.
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded(How could she be on my ceiling and suffocating my at the same time? What is she, Mr. Fantastic?)
Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I could see you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together. Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.
Man: Your eyes, they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.
Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Woman: About as much as when you got kicked out of Hell.
Girls, copy and paste this on your profile!
Things to do in an Elevator
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
15 Things to do when you're in Walmart!
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"
me:mom ill be back
mom:where u goin?
me:gonna have a "talk" with 24 people
me:me and 547 others
mom:okayy have fun
Bruno Mars had a Grenade,
and Tiao Cruz had a Dynamite,
so they both threw them at Katy Perry who exploded like a Firework.
The bang was so loud that the Black Eyed Peas forgot The Time,
while Rihanna had memory loss and ran around saying Whats My Name.
Eminem looked around and said Im Not Afraid,
then Willow Smith began to Whip Her Hair,
which scared The Far East Movement who began to fly like a G6.
Nelly then woke up and sighed as he said it was Just A Dream!!!
B0Y- WHY DONT YOU LIKE ME? GIRL- I DO LIKE YOU. ITS JUST. . . BOY- JUST WHAT?! GIRL- IM SO AFRAID TO FALL AGAIN. BOY- THIS IS DIFFERENT. GIRL- HOW IS THIS ANY DIFFERENT? BOY- BECAUSE THIS TIME, ILL CATCH YOU
mom, i could be dying and you're not answering the phone
When i was little, if you ran UP the slide and made it, you were so cool.
i finally stop laughing... look back over at you and start all over again
Comebacks that make the whole room go "OOOOOHHHHHH"
Whats up with him? "I think he's on his period" (:
" YoO DaWg WaAtZ GoOdiI33? " Dude, Shut Up You're White .
Stop asking me for gum and get your own.
"Do you have gum?" "No", "Can i have a piece?" "Fine, here"
I hate those awkward moments when your friends parents are yelling at them.
Teachers call it Cheating, We call it Teamwork :)
That was NOT your last piece of gum stop lying
Teachers call it "the bathroom", we call it, "I'm bored, i'm leaving"
The kid who whispers you answers, when the teacher randomly calls on you
I Hate When One String of My Hoodie Becomes Longer Than the Other.
Referee, may i ask you something.. ARE YOU BLIND?!
Stop Asing Me What's Wrong If I Don't Want To Tell You!
'Mom, I'm Bored!' 'Then clean your room!' 'I said i was bored not crazy!'
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how mad are you?
TAKS=Today All Kids Suffer
"Thanks Captain Obvious!"
greatest game ever: DON'T LET THE BALLOON TOUCH THE FLOOR
Open a pack of gum, and suddenly everyone is your bestfriend.
"Back in the day we didnt have internet..." well thats just too bad for you
BUT MOM...why would any of my friends jump off a bridge
I really hate slow computers
"What do you want to eat?", "I dont care", "What about this", "No i dont want that"
I'm a CHRISTIAN & I'm PROUD
"I know who likes you!" ... "Who!?" ... "Sorry, I can't tell you."
theres plenty of fish in the sea, jk not anymore theres an oil spill
I love days in class when all we do is chill and talk the whole time
Its funny how sitting "boy girl boy girl" used to be a punishment...
1. Keep your hands off my momma 2. Keep your hands off my doritos
Hey guys guess what I just found out. Yeah we knew that 3 weeks ago
Im telling the truth, but then i smile , and then they think im lying -_-
Texting someone to say that you are outside their house instead of knocking
"OMG Did You Hear About...?"..."Ya It's On Faceboook"
Getting paranoid when your test answers are B, C , D, A, C, C, C, C, C, C
i see your name pop up on my phone and i smile :)
If the sour patch dude cut off my hair i would throw him across the room.
I always try to see the clock change times but i always miss it
I HATE WHEN MY PARENTS ASK WHO IM TEXTING.
"Are you asleep?" "Yes."
Ally :"I Had A Dream Bout You"
Ally:"Yea You Got Killed"
"Is there gonna be food?" "Yeah" "Ok then i'm coming."
"Just go ask!"... "ok can you come with me???"
"mom mom mom mom mom mom" "WHAT!!" "never-mind, your angry."
"Must be 3 - 7 sentences." Yea...I'm only writing 3.
"PUT YOUR PHONE AWAY" ,Chill its not a gun
"we really need to hang out" . "yeah we really do" [never happens]
"we're watching a video today" "YESS!" "Here's your question sheet" "UGH!"
5% battery left and you run like a ninja to get your charger!
why are you late for class? because the kid in front of me had his swag on.
"Are You Sure You Want To Delete That?" "Um, Obviously If I Clicked Delete"
"Can we go to McDonalds?"..."Theres food at home".."Thats not what i asked"
"Did you just..." "No." "But I just saw you..." "No."
"Dude she just liked my status, she totally wants me."
"Dude, be as slow as possible so I don't have to do my presentation"
"EMPTY YOUR MOUTH!" "Chill out miss im not chewing a nuclear bomb..."
"Go To Bed!" It's 11 o clock!"... "No Dad, It's 10:43."
"ha! you flinched!" "well yeah, you almost punched me in the face!"
"How much is an Eminem?" "50 Cent" "What? That's Ludacris!"
"I got a ride Mom." "With who?" "I don't know but they have candy."
"I gotta show you who I'm talking about! Let's go on faceeeboook!"
"I probably shouldn't microwave this... Oh well..."
''Your homework is to read these pages.'' YESSS! No homework!!!
"WAIT!, WAIT!, WAIT!" I Didn't Mean To Send That! "Message Sent."...EGHH !!
awkwardly eating the animal crackers as quietly as you can durring TAKS
Attacking the Vending Machine When Your Food Gets Stuck
Flipping the Pillow Over to Get to the Cold Side
"I GOT THIS"
"Removes 99.6% of germs!" NO! I want all the germs gone!
"I love you mostest times infinity! I WIN! :)"
RA RA RA AH AH AH, ROMA RO MA MA, GAGA OOH LA LA
i HATE when the desk in front of me doesn't have a basket for my feet!
"Hey mom/dad...I love you" "What do you want" "nothing...and some money"
"Dude!!!! we have a sub!!!!" "yesssssssssss!"
"Mom can I.." "Go ask your father" "Dad can I..." "Go ask your mother"
incoming call* *ignore* "Hey i just called you." "Oh i didn't get it"
" guess what?".. "what?".. "nevermind".." dude you cant just do that to me"
"Hi can I help you?"... NO I JUST WALKED INTO THE STORE !
"Can you shut my door please?" sure! *leaves door cracked* "sigh..."
"I got the 64 pack of crayons!" "NO WAY! WITH THE BUILT IN SHARPENER?!" :O
"No shoes, no shirt, no service." Feel free to walk in with no pants on.
''you're tall,do you play basketaball?''...'' -_- you're short, do you play minigolf ?''
'Im Cold'... More Like 'I Want You To Hug Me'
'Someone Likes You!' 'Who!' 'I can't tell you!' 'then why did you say it?'
"Can I have a coke?" Is pepsi alright? "Uh, Is monopoly money alright?"
"hey give that back" I just licked it, want it now?
"Hey, I call Shotgun.","Hey, Too Bad"
"HEYYYY COME HERE ITS IMPORTANT" "what" "can u turn off my light?"
"Quick, pretend you're sleeping!" never gets old
"You ask my mom. She'll say 'yes' to you."
"Hey." "Yeah?" "You asleep yet?" "No i just answered you..."
I hate how the person you love the most, is the one you can't talk to.
"WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUdge?" "nice save" "thanks"
"Wow, you've grown!" "Well... yes... that tends to happen."
I've always wanted to mattress surf down a long flight of stairs
I wonder if kids in China push their eyes in and say 'haha, I'm American!'
the deep conversations before going to bed at sleepovers
It's so fluffy, I'm gonna die!!! It's soOoO Flufffeehhh!
Counting people to see which paragraph you have to read out loud
"You Sure You Got Everything?" "Yep." *Leaves* "Dang I Forgot Something."
Yes, I can take a joke. That just wasn't funny.
I can't help but smile when you look at me like that!
Everything is funnier at 4 A.M.
Trying not to fall asleep because you're waiting for a text
A best friend rides in ur car no matter how many times u nearly killed them
Laughing harder when you try to explain WHY you're laughing hard.
I'm sorry but if the schools on fire, I'M RUNNING!!!!!!
I Can Do All Things Through Christ Who Strengthens Me
WHEN I READ STUFF IN CAPS LOCK I SHOUT IN MY HEAD
Whenever i can't find something it just magically appears when my mom looks
when boys had cooties, homework was 22, and drama was he stole my crayons
When I Die, Someone Should Keep Updating My Status To Freak Out People
if God brought you to it, he will bring you through it
Boys who open the door for a girl at anytime, not just on a date
Don't EVER break a pinky promise. That stuff is LEGIT.
Accomplishing something before the microwave reaches :00.
Don't you hate it when your hair just WON'T go right?
"Mom i don't need a jacket" "Holy crap its cold out"
"do me a favor?" "does it involve me getting up?" "...yes." "then no."
Using " Eenie Meenie Miny Mo" to make important Decisions.
"OH, I GET IT! " ( Teacher walks away ) " Dude, i STILL dont get it"
I like it when I remember that God is in control of everything
"Can I see your phone" does not mean "can I see your messages"
Clicking furiously when the computer freezes, making the problem worse
Mom, I don't care if you said no, i just asked Dad and he said yes =)
Ohh thats a tan?.. I thought you got attacked by a mob of orange markers..
"Send failed would you like to retry?" Well obviously...
You're right. It wasn't my last piece of gum. Go buy your own.
...AND YOUR TELLING ME THIS BECAUSE...?
"What if Google didn't exist?" "Man we would all be screwed"
How I Feel About Critics United:
Now please remember I have not written any stories(mostly because I'm here to improve my writing abilities first), but I have read/followed/favorited stories that have been taken down. To Critics United: Please remember your taking down stories people enjoy and the author works hard on. Also, why do you tell authors their story is against the rules in reviews? Isn't that what the PM system is for? It would embarrass me greatly if I were to go to check my review and saw that was there where ANYONE could see it. Frankly, most of the time when you "review" it is mean-spirited or just plain rude. True, I've seen one helpfull one, but that is decimated compared to the others. After going through some of your forum posts, I've concluded that most of you are pretentious asses that enjoy making others miserable. I realise that not all of you will be like that, however alot of you will be. Note that what you do is not "constructive critism", as you seem fond of calling it, but blankly stating this story is not allowed. The definition of constructive critism is, and I quote, criticism or advice that is useful and intended to help or improve something, often with an offer of possible solutions" NOT what I've seen. People have these little things called feelings, ya know? We've all heard the phrase "treat others the way you would want to be treated" so stop telling people to get thicker skin or get a life, because I for one will throw it right back. Stop running to your moderator friends when some one doesn't do exactly what you want and getting people banned. With the whole "Mary-Sue" rule (which I understand, I hate them too), you might as well bann all Twilight stories. We all know Bella is a Mary-Sue. Just because she's clumsy doesn't make her not. Seriously. Please, take to heart that this is coming from a teenager and get off your high horses and grow up.
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