Fictionpress: KaiserMonkey

I'm an 18-year-old male at a liberal arts school. I hope to go into medicine eventually. My favorite books/series include Harry Potter, His Dark Materials, The Fountainhead, Atlas Shrugged, Nineteen Eighty-Four, A Prayer for Owen Meany, and Dave Barry Slept Here: A Sort Of History of the United States.

HDM fans, I think you'll like my C2! It's staffed by Ceres Wunderkind and attempts to provide the best HDM fanfics in the seven-year history of the site.

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1. Priphea reviews

Poem describing the feelings of Maxim and Hero toward their respective loves. 'I feel like I've known you forever...'

Complete - Lufia - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-30-07 - Published: 12-30-07

2. Balls of Power » reviews

Fullscale parody of HDM, featuring Incestuous!Lyra, Disco!Asriel, and Improper!Use of exclamation marks. [And that city in the Aurora! I think I saw a Nordstrom!]

His Dark Materials - Fiction Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,474 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-10-07 - Published: 7-10-07

3. Æsahættr reviews

God died the moment we began to live. [Poem]

Complete - His Dark Materials - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-10-07 - Published: 7-10-07

4. The Only Way Out » reviews

This is it. Harry has destroyed all but one Horcrux, the one in Voldemort's direct possession. In Riddle's final stronghold, love, courage, power, and loss combine to create several unexpected turns of events, ending in the death of someone we love...

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,347 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-3-07 - Published: 1-15-06

5. Noplace

[Atlas Shrugged] An envisioning of the world as it could be, partially inspired by the novels of Ayn Rand.

Complete - Misc. Books - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-31-07 - Published: 3-31-07

6. Douglas Adams reviews

Acrostic poem based on certain parts of the series which I found moving.

Complete - Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-11-07 - Published: 3-11-07

7. Somewhere, Hester Is Throwing Up reviews

[A Prayer for Owen Meany] What would John Wheelwright have to say about the Iraqi war? 'If we're heading over a waterfall what good will staying the course do? ...'

Complete - Misc. Books - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-31-06 - Published: 12-31-06

8. Love Yourself reviews

A poppy song about Lyra's feelings toward Pantalaimon. Begins in the room of the guillotine in TGC and goes through the end of TAS. I imagine this as being performed by a singer with an impressive vocal range. Perhaps Amy Lee?

Complete - His Dark Materials - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-30-06 - Published: 12-30-06

9. Periodic reviews

A poem summarizing the events of the book. 'Out of the empty, out of the plain, out of depression and out of restraint, came Winston Smith, so whole and so new, so unused to feeling, catharsis, and truth...'

Complete - 1984 - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-18-06 - Published: 12-18-06

10. Harry Potter and the Crystal of Time » reviews

Harry's life could have been so much different if Voldemort had never come into being...but Harry never knew just how close he came to that life. Instead, he has to deal with another mystery that may reveal the way to defeat Voldemort once and for all...

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,779 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 11-23-06 - Published: 5-28-06

11. The Republic of Heaven reviews

Kind of angsty love poem written from Will's point of view at the end of TAS. 'You were my heaven...'

Complete - His Dark Materials - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-7-06 - Published: 9-7-06

12. Blinding Light reviews

Heredity and environment, not innate evil, shape one's behaviors. Tom Riddle wasn't born evil, but one moment of his life may be more to blame than any other...ONESHOT

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-4-06 - Published: 7-4-06

13. Moving On reviews

ONESHOT. Four years on from her adventures, Lyra Silvertongue has a revelation in the Botanic Garden.

Complete - His Dark Materials - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 6-12-06 - Published: 6-12-06

14. Everytime » reviews

Ron and his two best friends died in the Final Battle. Now a mysterious entity is giving Ron a second chance...but it's not easy to save your own life. RWHG

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,156 - Reviews: 72 - Updated: 3-7-06 - Published: 11-6-05

15. Genesis » reviews

After the deaths of Will and Lyra, a new evil rises to threaten all of the worlds. Two children brought together by fate must stop it and, in the midst of it all, discover something important about themselves...

His Dark Materials - Fiction Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,416 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 2-13-06 - Published: 11-20-05

16. Second Heartbeat reviews

We all know that Will fell in love with Lyra and brought about the second Fall. But when an 82 year old Will dies on the bench in the Botanic Garden, the last thing he expects is to wake up in a hospital, not just alive but five years old...

His Dark Materials - Fiction Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 1-20-06 - Published: 1-20-06

17. Unto Dust Shalt Thou Return » reviews

His Dark Materials crossover. Ginny's dead. Voldemort escaped. Now Harry wakes up in a strange world with no one and nothing but himself for company. At least that's what he thinks...

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,822 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 12-12-05 - Published: 11-20-05

18. It's Not Worth It » reviews

Will and Lyra make a decision that places all the worlds in jeopardy. Now three Californian pranksters are the only thing that stands between the multiverse and the end of sentience...forever.

Complete - His Dark Materials - Fiction Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,939 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 9-3-05 - Published: 6-2-03

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