Domo

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Hola

Hi.

I'm Philipp der Ubermensch. I think I'm awesome, but I'm not sure. If you don't think I am awesome, then it's nice to know that you can think for yourself. I like books, video games made by Valve, and Doctor Who, and as a matter of fact I might say that I'm obsessed by it. After reading Absolutely True Diary of a Part Time Indian, I couldn't look at Ren and Stimpy the same way ever again. (Happy happy joy joy, happy happy joy joy, happy happy joy joy.) I am an atheist, and I am pro gay marriage. Or marriage, rather, because the gay people I know don't eat gay lunch or gay park their car. I don't know if you care about any of this, but I do, so that's nice. If it helps, imagine John Green's books and Hank Green's music, because it's like that because not a huge amount of people care but I do, but forget that, because it's not like that at all, so forget I said anything.

I do accept requests, but I can't guarantee anything.

My writing style: Incredibly sardonic, sarcastic, and cynical. Be warned. Also I'm a bit dramatic, but not very good at it.

Favorite book: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, no contest. Animal Farm and Mysterious Benedict Society put up a fight, but no, not enough.

Favorite TV shows: Doctor Who, Sherlock, Top Gear. (I'm an Anglophile.)

Favorite movies: Hot Fuzz, Hamlet (with David Tennant), anything else with either of those guys.

Favorite songs: Still Alive (Jonathan Coulton)

Hobbies: drawing, reading, writing

Favorite subject: Spanish

If I had a Patronus, it would be a Cat (Person from the year 5,000,000,023, planet New Earth).

When life gives you lemons, throw em back at life! Get mad! I don't need these damn things! What the hell am I supposed to do with these!?! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Philipp lemons! I'm gonna burn your house down! With combustible lemons! Make fricking lemon grenades and throw those lemon grenades right back at life!

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

I love going to the park and watching the children run around because they don't know I'm using blanks.

This is Philipp.