Name: BlackBandit111

Gender: Female.

School: Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

Country: Irrevelant

Age: De aged to an eight year old :P

Favorites:

TV Shows: Psych, Criminal Minds, NCIS, Merlin

Books: Harry Potter Series, Lord of the Rings Series

Food: Pineapples.

HOLY CRAP ANGEL COULBY CAN SING! Check it out here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_cpljdE2Xo

Fanfictioner's Pledge

I solemnly swear to never put up annoying Authors messages without any story to go with it.

I swear to try to never leave a story unfinished.

I swear to keep my stories original and not to mix up others ideas.

I swear to try my best to keep peoples attention and make my stories interesting.

I swear to try to listen to my readers constructive criticism and take in the pointers.

The Harry Potter Pledge

I promise to remember Snape, when I love someone who doesn't love me back.

I promise to remember The Maurauders, when I'm with my friends having the time of our lives.

I promise to remember Draco, when I have to make the hard choice between good and evil.

I promise to remember Hagrid, when I feel that everything in this world should be loved by someone.

I promise to remember Hermione, when none thinks it's ok to be smart, or it's ok to be plain.

I promise to remember Ron, when I don't get any attention for myself.

I promise to remember Sirius whenever I take a risk that may alter my life completely.

I promise to remember Fred and George, when I'm pulling pranks or being sarcastic.

I promise to remember Dumbledore, when I'm making the choice between what is right, and what is easy.

I promise to remember Lupin, when I'm afraid that people will judge me for what I am.

I promise to remember Cho, when I've lost someone close and can't let go.

I promise to remember Ginny, when I need to fight off my demons and be strong.

I promise to remember Percy, when I get too power-hungry and put work before family.

I promise to remember Neville, when I feel worthless inside, but have to keep strong for the ones I love and care about.

And I'll remember Harry Potter, when I need to be brave and make sacrifices for others

If you are hardcore obsessed with a show or movie or book, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think that Uther Pendragon would accuse a rock of sorcery if he tripped onn it, paste this on your profile.

If you have Merlin's rant down pat, this one's for you!

If you get all giddy when you hear a trailer for your favorite TV show/movie is on TV, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're not ashamed to call yourself a fangirl (or squeal like one), copy and paste this on your profile.

Copy and paste this to your profile if you know a book character that just HAS to exist.

If you want your favorite fictional characters to exist, copy and paste on your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end reading fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are Merlin obsessed, copy this into your profile. (HECK YES!)

If you love Star Trek, Star Wars, or Star Gate, copy and paste this into your profile

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her."

I saw this on someone's profile and thought it was great.

59 AWESOME WAYS TO MAKE YOUR TEACHER WANNA BACKHAND YOU!!
1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (Keep your back on the walls as you walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the Mission Impossible theme, etc.)
2. After everything your teacher says, ask why continuously.
3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask "Does somebody need a hug?” very loudly.
4. If your teacher starts blowing up at you for saying that, simply reply, “Wow, I can tell you’re a blast at parties.”
5. Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream “The light! Make it stop, it burns!"
6. Flick pieces of paper around the class.
7. When your teacher tells you to stop, cross your arms and say, “You're racist against paper aren’t you.”
8. Don’t do your homework.
9. When your teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework say, “I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you’re the worst teacher ever.” Then sit there and smile sweetly.
10. When you have a substitute teacher, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name is Mr./Mrs (insert name here), you stand up and say “Prove it!”
11. When your teacher asks why you were late say, “My goldfish died.” Then burst into tears.
12. When handing in your homework, write "This paper will self-destruct in 5 seconds." at the bottom.
13. When you leave the class bow and say, “May the force be with you, young one.”
14. When the teacher turns the light off, start singing opera as loud as you can. When they turn the light back on, look around pretending to be confused.
15. Whisper to the person next to you. When the teacher comes up behind you, scream.
16. Walk into class dancing the Macarena.
17. Tell your teacher you heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the staff room.
18. Raise your hand and say "I totally agree!" after everything your teacher says.
19. Spend the whole lesson trying to lick your elbow.
20. Speak in French.
21. Come late to class in a Spider-Man costume; say there was "a disturbance”
22. When they tell someone to turn around have everyone in class do it as well.
23. "The homework’s due now? Oh, give me a minute then."
24. Hand in an essay where every word is spelled wrong.
25. Run in the room screaming, “THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!”
26. When the teacher asks you why you are late, say, “The queen is never late, everyone else is simply early."
27. When a teacher asks you a question, say, “I’m sorry, the brain you tried to reach has been disconnected, please leave me alone or try again later, thank you.”
28. When the teacher turns on the overhead projector, scream “AAH MY EYES!!”
29. Tell yourself knock-knock jokes, then laugh loads.
30. Hide under your desk and yell “THE SKY IS FALLING!”
31. When someone knocks on the door, shout “OH NO, THEY’RE COMING FOR ME!”
32. Bring in a 4th Grader and says he’s your new pet.
33. In your technology lesson, when the teacher asks you what you are making, say a nuclear bomb.
34. When your teacher asks you a question, just stare at them.
35. Constantly talk to yourself in a low voice.
36. Purposely fall off your chair and make a big scene about it.
37. If you’re playing a really boring game, make a big deal if you win.
38. Glue all their scissors together.
39. Make paperclip jewelery. I.e. necklaces, earrings, etc…
40. Pull out one strand of someone’s hair and yell “DNA!”
41. Wear a sticker or a badge that says ‘Admiral’
42. Talk to a pen.
43. If you find a pencil on the floor, jump onto a desk, hold up the pencil, and yell, "LITTERING IS WRONG!! WHOEVER DROPPED THIS MUST BE PUNISHED!!" Then run around the room singing in a foreign language.
44. Yell “LIAR!” to everything they say.
45. Smile. All the time.
46. Draw a tiny black spot on your arm. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, “It’s spreading, IT’S SPREADING!”
47. When a substitute teacher is taking attendance, say everyone is missing. Then, if they ask who you are, say ‘Your worst Nightmare’
48. When you know the answer, bounce up and down and go "OOOHH I KNOW THIS!!"
49. When a teacher calls on you say, "I forgot." To every question she asks.
50. If you have to blow your nose in class, blow your nose to the tune of your favorite song.
51. When the teacher is not facing you, get the whole class to move their desks forward towards the him/her!
52. Hum throughout the lesson, but make sure you do not get caught!
53. When a teacher asks you a question... Reply "ERM, COMPUTER SAYS NOOO!!"
54. When the teacher makes a statement, stand boldly and shout "I OBJECT!!"
55. REPEAT the last word the teacher says but say it much louder!
56. While the teachers back is turned, everyone swaps seats!
57. If you are sure you haven't passed the test, write your phone number at the end with a heart!
58. When you hear a Police car siren from outside, run around screaming in the classroom shouting "Oh no, they're here. Oh my goodness. What do I do? Miss/Sir you have to help me! Oh goodness. They must have found the body! HELP!"
59. When it's your turn to answer a question... Shout "NEXT!"

To Every Guy

To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait.”

To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful.

To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her.

To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick.

To every guy who has given her flowers just because.

To every guy that said he would die for her.

To every guy that really would.

To every guy that took time to do what she wanted to do.

To every guy that she cried in front of.

To every guy that holds hands with her.

To every guy that kisses her with meaning.

To every guy that hugs her when she's sad.

To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all.

To every guy who would give their jacket up for her.

To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe.

To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes.

To every guy that would give his seat up.

To every guy that just wants to cuddle.

To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful no matter what.

To every guy who told his secrets to her.

To every guy that tried to show how much he cared through every word and every breath.

To every guy that thought maybe this could be the one.

To every guy that believed in her dreams.

To every guy that would have done anything so she could achieve them.

To every guy that never laughed at her when she told him her dreams.

To every guy that walked her to her car.

To every guy that gave his heart.

To every guy who prays that she is happy even if you are not with her

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hadn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

LEMONS and SUGAR

This should probably be taped to your bathroom mirror where one could read it every day. You may not realize it, but it's 100 true.

1. There are at least two people in this world that you would die for.

2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.

3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.

4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.

5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.

6. You mean the world to someone.

7. You are special and unique.

8. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.

9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.

10. When you think the world has turned its back on you take another look.

True Friends

True friends are there when you cry and are able to convey silent comfort.

True friends answer your texts when you can't sleep and 2 A.M.

True friends stick by you thick and thin.

True friends are beyond worried when you're unusually quiet.

True friends wonder when you're coming back if on vacation and ask you text them when you get home no matter how late it is to ensure you're safe.

True friends invite you over for coffee and a conversation when you're troubled.

True friends don't hang up when the other tells them to.

True friends step closer when the other tells them to go away.

True friends know when you're upset and know how to deal with it.

True friends can read your expressions.

True friends can read your mind.

True friends are never on a second chance, or know what "What ifs" are.

True friends are there when you need them.

True friends beat up people who make fun of you.

True friends know what you love and don't mock you for it, no matter how ridiculous.

True friends share an inside joke.

True friends don't say "I told you so" unless they're joking with you.

True friends love the good and bad qualities about you because they define who you are.

True friends are pure.

True friends can listen.

True friends can poke fun at each other without overstepping boundaries.

True friends curse when you're angry and listen to the rants, then offer their best advice.

True friends don't interrupt the contemplating silence unless they know you're sulking.

True friends always invite you to come join whatever they're doing.

True friends don't bring you down when you need to be lifted up.

True friends encourage you when they know you can, and are honest when they know you can't.

True friends are there.

This is for you, guys.

BlackBandit111

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