Biz swears frequently, eats frequently, and complains more than frequently. She also writes horrible parody fics that are never funny and whines about the overused phrase "I suck at life." She watches Disney movies, dances to Queen, and never knows when and where to use hyphens. She spellchecks her IM messages and believes that many people are, without question, very gay bois. She writes porn about everything, including her backyard's trees. She is, in short, someone you should stay away from. Please send her money.
She recs and reads fanfiction over at Criminality, an Artemis Fowl fanfiction archive, totters around Livejournal constantly, and occasionally pokes at her own "bastion of shit,"Cantharis (cantharis dot nightambre dot o.r.g.), when the want arises. The Livejournal version of Cantharis
(livejournal dot c.o.m./community/cantharis) is regularly updated. Kind of.
Biz may or may not get off on putting herself down. Either way, she doesn't do it for the angst factor, she swears. Feel free to beat her with a stick if you believe otherwise.
Last but not least, Biz frequently starts things with no intention of finishing them, so don't hold your breath waiting for updates on anyth
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