SmokeMyCancer
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since: 04-25-12, id: 3958410, Profile Updated: 01-09-13
country: USA
Author has written 18 stories for Shameless, 2011.

Hope I update often enough, since I'm pretty fucking ADD and busy.

Btw, in case you care, my name is Brandon. Brand for short. I'm 20 years old now. Don't really fancy myself a writer; this is kind of just a hobby for me.

Also I always review everything I read. Even if I don't finish it, I'll at least post how much I think it sucked. I hope you, whoever you are, will do the same for me. Although I hope you don't think I suck. Because I'll fucking cry. I can dish it, but am terrible at taking it.

Check out my Tumblr http://smokemycancer.tumblr.com/ if you'd like.

And don't hesitate to message me. I'm usually pretty friendly.


1. Missing Chicago » reviews
Pockets of civilization survived. Towns locked down behind fences and guns holding the night away. Cults spread like wildfire across the states. Waiting for the messiah, but he never came. Death came instead. And it came with hunger. AU in which the Gallaghers and Milkovichs experience the zombie apocalypse. Mostly Ian/Mickey.
Shameless, 2011 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,547 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-24-13 - Published: 4-13-13 - Ian G. & Mickey M.
2. Dog Fight
Carl leaned forward on his knees and buried his face in his hands so that Frank didn't see his wet cheeks. Part of my "The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Carl Gallagher" series.
Shameless, 2011 - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Published: 4-13-13 - Frank G. & Carl G. - Complete
3. Fast Talking Business Men
Mickey Milkovich hadn't just rubbed off on Carl. He'd turned Ian Gallagher into a force to be reckoned with. It was little scary. Part of my "The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Carl Gallagher" series.
Shameless, 2011 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Published: 4-13-13 - Complete
4. Car Jack reviews
"And you took three corpses across state lines why, exactly?" Mickey continued to grill Carl. Part of my "The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Carl Gallagher" series.
Shameless, 2011 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,582 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-13-13 - Carl G. - Complete
5. Watch Me Unravel reviews
"I bought it for you," Ian said, every bit as ruthless toned as his ex, "so just keep it! Burn it! Piss on it! I don't give a shit!" He laughed to keep from crying. Gallavich. Take on the Ian/Mickey sweater idea.
Shameless, 2011 - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-24-13 - Ian G. & Mickey M. - Complete
6. Run with Me » reviews
"Mickey's worth whatever it takes," Ian said as his feet hit pavement. GALLAVICH. In which Mickey Milkovich runs away from South Side and Ian Gallagher follows.
Shameless, 2011 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,978 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-6-13 - Complete
7. Van Damme reviews
Being playful like this, Ian thought he would never get enough. Ever since Mickey's outburst in the alleyway, this had been their new thing. Tonight though, kicked it up a notch. Gallavich Ian/Mick
Shameless, 2011 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-4-13 - Complete
8. Shooting Stars » reviews
The roof was a safe bet for now. He could just be here. Could just fucking be. Gallavich. Ian/Mick. Aftermath of 3.6 from Mickey's POV.
Shameless, 2011 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,587 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 2-26-13 - Published: 2-25-13 - Complete
9. God's Mistake reviews
Carl Gallagher would take three lives today. Truth be told, he really ought not have dragged Molly in on this. Part of my "The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Carl Gallagher" series.
Shameless, 2011 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,994 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-18-13 - Carl G. - Complete
10. Just a Bunch of Fluff reviews
Mickey is keen on Ian's numerous failed attempts to initiate intimate contact that doesn't end in sex. He lets this one slide. Ian/Mick
Shameless, 2011 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-14-13 - Complete
11. Bad Blow Job reviews
Mickey's bedroom door swings open because Mickey is a fucking idiot who forgot to lock up. Ian/Mick. Caught red handed.
Shameless, 2011 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,619 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-12-13 - Complete
12. Punch » reviews
Love makes you feel like everything is perfect. But love lies. Drugs sugar coat pain. But drugs destroy. Love rebuilds the leftovers if you let it. A collection of Ian/Mickey drabbles. Sort of AU.
Shameless, 2011 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 37,605 - Reviews: 65 - Updated: 2-6-13 - Published: 12-3-12 - Complete
13. Stay for Dinner reviews
IanMick. Frank's shooting his mouth off at Ian again. For extremediva.
Shameless, 2011 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-28-13 - Complete
14. Only Sometimes reviews
Refusing to allow himself the indignity of crying, Ian took a deep breath, raised one hand, and pushed at Mickey. "Get off of me," Ian said through clenched teeth. IanMick.
Shameless, 2011 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,321 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-28-13 - Complete
15. Tuesday » reviews
Slight AU. Lip takes an anger management class and gets screwed. Surprisingly not smut! LipxMandy
Shameless, 2011 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,592 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-15-13 - Complete
16. The Whore » reviews
IanMick AU. Mickey is a hitman who a waiter hires to kill a pimp. They end up in a twisted relationship that makes Mickey question his sexuality. ON HOLD SORRY
Shameless, 2011 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,374 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 8-26-12 - Published: 7-7-12
17. Burn It All » reviews
IanMick. Really, he was just kind of sick of everything. Sick of pushing people away. Sick of being told nice try. Sick of living in filth. Sick of faking it. Sick of being a fuck up. Sick of seeing those he cared for suffering because of those he hated. Sick of hating himself. So fuck it. Mickey burned everything to the ground and Ian watched.
Shameless, 2011 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,735 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 7-7-12 - Published: 6-20-12 - Complete
18. Nothing But » reviews
IanMick. If two trains travel in the same direction on parallel tracks, what are the chances of the trains colliding? Slim to none, seeing as one conductor is avoiding the other like a plague. But storms complicate control, and before you know it. . .
Shameless, 2011 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 114,923 - Reviews: 108 - Updated: 6-19-12 - Published: 4-28-12 - Complete