LittleBirdGirl
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since: 04-27-12, id: 3963967, Profile Updated: 04-04-13

Hello people, I am totally new at writing profiles like this so here it goes.

Name- Don't give it out, but my friends call me Shelly.

Gender-Girl

Appearance- Brown eyes and brown short hair.

Age- Younger than 15 older than 10

Fave TV shows- Young Justice, Johnny Test, Adventure Time, Regular Show, NCIS, Scooby Doo, and Friends.

Music- Evanescence, My Chemical Romance, Skillet, Natalia Kills, Lady Gaga.

Movies-Too many to name but a few Batman, Superman, Toy Story 1-3, Final Destination, Lion King (am a sucker for the Disney Pixar movies) The Omen some horror, and suspense and a lot of kid movies are in my list.

Other stuff about me- I love to write and am just starting with fanfic, my friends think am crazy I probably am but who knows, I do and say the randomness things, I speak 2 languages Spanish and English. I like your shoelaces. (pm me if you get it)

Know enough about me here are some random stuff from the inter webs.

It's better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you're stupid than to open it and remove all doubt. - Rami Belson

I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they get closer. Then it hit me.

I dream of a better tomorrow... where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned

When I die, I want to die like my grandmother, who died peacefully in her sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in her car.

I'm never wrong. I once thought I was wrong, turns out, I was mistaken.

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you. - Rita Mae Brown

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally. - W. C. Fields

Last night I was looking at the stars and I wondered... where the hell's my ceiling!

I'm one of those people that laughs at a joke 3 TIMES: >> ONCE when it's told to me>> ONCE when it's explained to me and >> ONCE 5 minutes later when i finally understand it

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door. –

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the fire department generally uses water.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice???

There is no such thing as a stupid question, just stupid people who ask questions.

Never play leap frog with a unicorn

"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."

Sometimes my mind wanders; other times it leaves completely.

When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave the world wondering how the hell you did it.

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.

The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!"we should do that again!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!