|The Lonely Assassins|
Author has written 8 stories for Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak, Sherlock, and Hunger Games.
HEYYYYYY WORLD! ;D
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heres a little bout me...
I am Harry Potter Obessed!
The sorting hat says i am a ravenclaw!
thats cool but i would prefer to be a slytherin
on pottermore i am moonstonesun148 ADD ME!
I AM DOCTOR WHO OBESSESD I CHALLANGE YOU ALL TO A SHOWDOWN! - 2005 ONWARDS
I LUV CIRQUE DU FREAK! - MAY THE LUCK OF THE VAMPIRES BE WITH YOU (OR THE NON EXISTINT LUCK OF THE VAMPANEZE -VAMPGIRL97 THATS 4 U :D
I LOVE SHERLOCK SOOOOOOOO SOOOOOOOO SOOOOOOO MUCH! REICHINBACH NEVER HAPPENED OK! SHERLOCK AND JOHN GOT MARRIED AND LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER WITH INSIGHTS INTO THERE HOME LIFE...OK
I AM A LARTEN CREPSLEY FANGIRL ;D
but heres a pledge that i stole of Vampanezegirl97s profile
i fell in love with it and here it it in my opinon it is the prayer for all DSS shippers
I pledge to think of Darren whenever a spider creeps me out
I pledge to think of Larten whenever I see grammar thrown about
I pledge to think of Evra whenever I wash a snake
I pledge to think of DesTiny for each important step I take
I pledge to think of Truska each time I shave my leg
I pledge to think of dragons each time I throw an egg
I pledge to think of Gavners pants when a guy tries to be cool
I pledge to think of RV whenever I need a metal hook-shaped tool
I pledge to think of Mika when glaring with the intention to kill
I pledge to think of Paris whenever I write fanfiction with a quill
I pledge to think of Arrow when getting that tattoo
I pledge to think of Seba each time school serves us stew
I pledge to think of Kurda whenever I need a map
I pledge to think of Steve whenever I plan a cunning trap
I pledge to think of Vancha whenever I need a bath
I pledge to think of Arra just to avoid her eternal wrath
I pledge to think of Harkat a little every now and then
Even in death may they be triumphant, amen.
Got this of kberrys profile...creepy
"They hurt her..."
About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't emerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.
FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.
Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.
If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.
Heres another one...
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
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These are bunnies. Copy and paste these bunnies into your profile to help them gain world domination. (do it now)
97 of teenagers would be screaming and crying if The Edward Cullen of Twilight was standing on top of a 40 story building ready to jump.
If you are one of the 3 sat in a deck chair eating popcorn and shouting "DO A BACK FLIP"
then paste this to your profile to show the Edward Lovers that we are here
If you're in love with Larten Crepsley like me, post this on your profile
If your favorite character always dies, post this on your profile!
If you hear the characters voices in your head, post this on your profile
If your friends think you are obsessed, post this on your profile!
If you are obsessed with Larten Crepsley, post this on your profile!
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I 'm BLACK When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
LAYER ONE: ON THE OUTSIDE:
Given Name: Hmmm. as if i would tell you...
Birth date: 9/6/98 i am 14
Current Location: THRONE IN MY SECRET LAIR MUAHAHAHAHAHA
Righty or Lefty: lol im a lefty!.
Zodiac Sign: gemmni i am 2 faced bitch aparently
LAYER TWO: ON THE INSIDE:
Your heritage: Irish, northen irish, english, scotish...etc
Your weakness: NOT SHOWING MY FEELING I AM COLD HEARTED!
Your fears: FALLING OUT OF LOVE WITH LARTEN CREPSLEY.
Your perfect BBQ sause instead of tomato and meaty stuff.
Goal you'd like to achieve: to meet benedictcumberbatch *droolz
LAYER THREE: YESTERDAY, TODAY, TOMORROW: Your thoughts first waking up:
Yesterday: why do i have to leve you bed...why!
Today: ffn ffn ffn ffn ffn ffn
Tomorrow: not much data on dongle...CHARNAS GUTS! THAT MEANS NOT FFN
Your best physical feature: EYES!! i have Central heterochromia which means my eyes are two different colours but in the same eyes! they are blue and gold! YES I AM A TIMELORD!
Your bedtime: NAH!
Your most missed memory: well i am soooo scatty so i cant rember most of last night sooo...wait who are you again.
LAYER FOUR: YOUR PICK: Pepsi or Coke: coca-cola is great
McDonald's or Burger King: MCDONALDS! cause it taste better!
Adidas or Nike: i only wear converse!.
Lipton Tea or Nestea: normal tea?
Chocolate or vanilla ice cream: BOTH! cause they nom!
Cappuccino or coffee:cappuccino you get cream and choccy dust stuff...
LAYER FIVE: DO YOU?
Cuss: alll the effin time
Take a shower: yes of course i do :D
Have a crush: does characters count?
Think you've been in love: yes.
Want to get married: of course, i think, i dunno, maybe, probably not.
Believe in yourself: yes because nothing would be acomplished without
Think you're a health freak: No.
LAYER SIX: IN THE PAST MONTH:
Gone to the mall: yes i bought stuff to make braclets and a peach iced tea and a GIANT JAMMIE DODGER COSTA RULES!
Been on stage: YES. i went to drama school for 9 years
Been dumped: No.
Gone skating: yes i love it!
Dyed your hair: i dyed my hair blonde then i died the tips blue.
LAYER SEVEN: HAVE YOU EVER:
Played a stripping game: ew no
Got beaten up: yes once but i beat the crap out of them too
Changed who you were to fit in: No.
LAYER EIGHT: GETTING OLD:
Age you're hoping to be married: uh i should know that because.
Age you're hoping to have kids: did i say would like to have kids?
LAYER NINE: IN A BOY/GIRL: Best eye color: really bright green
Best hair color: ORANGE
Long or Short? uh i dunno
LAYER TEN: WHAT WERE YOU DOING?
1 MINUTE AGO: answering this stupid survey.
1 HOUR AGO: Reading the vampire war trillogy
1 YEAR AGO: doing doctor who themed stuff
LAYER ELEVEN: FINISH THE SENTENCE:
I LOVE: LARTEN CREPSLEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!and doctor who and sherlock and harry potter
I FEEL: Happy!
I HATE: people who are racist and mean
I HIDE: my feelings
I MISS: primary school life was eaiser...
here the sterotype thing...have you heard the sterotype song it sooo funny!
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
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