Stories in Progress:

Hot and Dangerous: The first in the "Hot ad Dangerous" series. Inspired by Blood On The Dance Floor, P!nk, and Fergie. Takes place during Ratchet and Clank 1.You had it all-the looks, the money, everything you could’ve ever wanted, and all of the friends and boyfriends you could handle. After you screw with your PS2 during a lightning storm, you're electrocuted and the next minute, you're chasing after Clank in a robot factory, horribly confused and more than a little shaken up. What the fuck is going on?

Rating: T for violence, blood, drug use, alcohol, language, and sexual content.

Pairings: Ratchet/You

Genres: Romance, action/adventure

A Tale of Three Cities: The first in the series, and has three perspectives, Marce, Luce, and Abbey. Three pairings. Three girls (one an old friend of Berri's) find themselves in the Sly Cooper universe, as a black cat, a rhino, and a platypus, and they set in motion of chain of events that will alter their lives forever.

Rating: T for sexual content, drug reference, violence, blood, and language

Pairings: Sly/Marceline, Bentley/Lucinda, Murray/Abbey, one-sided Sly/Carmelita

Genres: Romance, drama, crime, and tragedy

Series in Progress:

Hot and Dangerous

A Tale of Three Cities

Future Stories:

Jet Black, Diamond Hair: The sequel to Hot and Dangerous. Takes place during Going Commando. You, Ratchet, and Clank were pretty busy, but when you're teleported to a new galaxy (which is a hell of a ride, by the way), things turn around and an old enemy returns.

Miss Bipolar: The sequel to Jet Black, Diamond Hair. Takes place during Up Your Arsenal. Jealousy is so not good a look for you. That bitch is going down! It really has been too long since your last bitch fight.

Money, Bitches, Sex, and Fame: The sequel to Miss Bipolar. Takes place during Deadlocked. You, Ratchet, and Clank are kidnapped and forced to fight in DreadZone. You're actually enjoying it! Tons of money, fame, and spotlight. And you get to blow shit up!

Ima Monster: The sequel to Money, Bitches, Sex, and Fame. Takes place during Size Matters. Your vacation is ruined when Luna, a little girl who recgonizes you from the papers, and YOU are both kidnapped, but is everything really all that it seems?

I'm What Dreams Are Made Of: Oh, fuck no. Nobody-fucking nobody-screws with your boyfriend and walks away. Somebody did something to Ratchet, and now because of it, he's in jail. You can't just stand around and be useless! You bounce back between Clank and Ratchet, just trying to get him out of there, and keep them both safe-and keep your goddamn eyeliner from melting.

Fasten Your Seatbelts: The sequel to Ima Monster. Takes place during Tools of Destruction. You do not appreciate someone trying to murder your boyfriend, but Tachyon can give you one thing that you want back more than anything else in the world: your family.

Yo Ho! A Pirate's Life For Me: The sequel to Fasten Your Seatbelts. Takes place during Quest for Booty. You and Ratchet search for Clank with Tawlyn, and you face deadly pirates all along the way.

Love Sucks: The sequel to Yo Ho! A Pirate's Life For Me! Takes place during A Crack in Time. This...this could really be it. You might really say goodbye to Ratchet this time. But this is the only chance you have to fix what you did...even if it costs you everything and everyone you know and love.

Character's Name: Berri Baskerville

Age: 15 (Hot and Dangerous)

Gender: Female

Species: Human

Appears In: Hot and Dangerous

Friends: Ratchet, Clank, Linda, Kaitlyn, Jenna, Luke

Enemies: Caspian, Drek, his henchmen

Relationship Status: Single (has physical attraction to Ratchet); has an ex-boyfriend named Caspian

Appearance: Very long black hair, large green eyes, "Angelababy" lips, very pale skin, skinny face and body. Wears an Ima Monster Blood On The Dance Floor shirt and black and purple skinny jeans; wears purple pumps. She wears baby blue and baby pink eyeshadow, black eyeliner and mascara.

Bio: An only child of the Baskervilles, Berri is selfish and vain with a conceited attitude. She has many flaws, including a need to block people out and keep quiet about her pain (physical and emotional), and the only good quality she has is her loyalty. Berri once had an obssessive boyfriend named Caspian, who tried to attack her at a party. Her closest friends are Linda, Kaitlyn, and Jenna, whom she misses dearly. She was electrocuted during a lightning storm after getting high and drunk, and she wakes up in a daze and meets Clank and later Ratchet and (being a Ratchet and Clank fan) joins them on their adventure to save the solar system from Drek.

LIST YOUR TOP TEN VIDEO GAME CHARACTERS AND ACT AS IF YOU ARE IN THE GAME:

1. Ratchet- Ratchet and Clank (DUH)

2. Sly Cooper- Sly Cooper

3. Jak [Mar]- Jak and Daxter

4. Clank- Ratchet and Clank

5. Zobiko- House of Dead EX

6. Vivian- Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Old Door

7. Juliet Starling- Lollipop Chainsaw

8. Ashelin- Jak and Daxter

9. Rosalina- Super Mario Galaxt

10. Blaze- Sonic series

What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night? Laugh and start a pillow fight.

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering? Scream. Just scream bloody murder and then throw anything that's not bolted down at him.

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow? I can see that. They're both basically immortal beings, and very smart...and they're both from space. I'd wish them well.

Number 5 cooked you dinner? Thank you, dearest.

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping? Why can't it be Ratchet? D: I'd LOVE to cuddle with him on the beach! Well, since it's Vivian, I'll take her to the nearest inn and tell her to get some rest because we need to get up in the morning to go get the Crystal Stars.

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family? Well...we're both blonde and busty. I could believe it. And that'd make me a zombie hunter! I want my own chainsaw!

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow? It honestly wouldn't surprise me. Probably too many Metal Heads. I'd just make sure her recovery was going well and take over her jobs.

Number 9 made fun of your friends? Rosalina wouldn't do that. >_>

Number 10 ignored you all the time? It wouldn't surprise me. Blaze is just like that.

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do? Help me kick both their asses!

You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do? Get me back to the hideout, and then poke fun at me. For...what would most likely be the rest of my life. And I would respond with my middle finger.

It's your birthday. What will 3 give you? A gun, probably. But I think I'd get trigger happy.

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do? Help me get out, obviously.

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do? I don't really know.

You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction? A shocked, "WHAT?" And then I think (I FUCKING HOPE UP AND DOWN TO THE LORD ABOVE) he'd crash it and take me away (let's hear some Busted). He'll certainly be glad he crashed the wedding.

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up? Shopping and comfort food. Like chocolate. And definitely lollipops.

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you? She'd just wish me luck.

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do? She'd just look at me like I was insane.

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why? Oh God. Best question EVER. Well, he's very handsome, first of all. And he's loyal, compassionate, brave, smart, talented, can take care of himself, trustworthy, an AMAZING friend, and he's funny and friendly, and he makes me laugh, and he's always there for me, and just...God.

Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9. Better Rosalina than Carmelita, bro.

You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to his/her parents. Would you get along? I would certainly think so. Quick question: why am I dating Jak when I could be dating Ratchet? D:

Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean? It's a match made in heaven, really.

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss? They're from different games, so I would say no.

Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do? ...What? No...just...no...

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind? She's probably wondering how she can get her hair to look like mine.

Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her? I'd tell her to remember that Jak loves her, truly, madly, deeply.

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses there love by sending an email. Now what? I'm sorry Rosey, but my heart belongs only to Ratchet!

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react? That...depends. If it was just Blaze-well, I'd do my best to kick her ass. And with a weapon, I could do it. If it was Ratchet and Blaze...well, I'd wish them the best...and wait for them to break up.

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking? Clank, Jak, are you guys done going over missions yet?

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates? ...Possibly. But I would certainly hope not.

Would 2 trust 5? ...Probably not. Sly hasn't...exactly had good experiences with the dead in the past.

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that? I don't think Clank would poke Blaze.

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What subject will they pick? ///pets Ratchet on the head. My poor baby. Ratchet would pick auto, and I'm not sure what Zobiko would pick, since she's dead.

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make? Jak doesn't cook. But I think Vivian could make something.

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job? Rosalina would be an astronomer, and Juliet would be a model.

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay? DREADLOCKS!

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy? I knew Rosalina would draw. And if it looks like Mario, I would very much think Vivian would be happy.

10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about? I have no idea. >> I wanna know!

1 accidentally kicked 10? Just a quick apology, and that would be that.

2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen? A very confused Rosalina.

5 and 6 did a workout together? Aw, America pelted poor Canada with baseballs again?!

6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday? I would totally invite Vivian!

7 won the lottery? She'd spend every last bit on lollipops and clothes.

8 had quite a big secret? Her mother, probably.

9 became a singer? I would love to hear Rosalina sing!

10 got a daughter? I'd imagine she'd be just like her mother.

What would 1 think of 2? THEY'VE ACTUALLY MET. And yeah, they got along. It was cool.

How would 3 greet 4? Knowing Jak, he wouldn't greet him at all.

What would 4 envy about 5? Perhaps that she was once a living organism?

What dream would 5 have about 6? Shadows and darkness.

What do 6 and 7 have in common? They're both very pretty.

What would make 7 angry at 8? I think Ashelin and Juliet just wouldn't get along. At all. They have very clashing personalities.

Where would 8 meet 9? Maybe in the desert, at night. That's where the stars would be strongest.

What would 9 never dare to tell 10? Her past. Rosalina doesn't like to talk about it with anyone. That's why it's in the storybook.

What would make 10 scared of 1? I don't think Blaze would be "scared" of him (who could ever be SCARED of Ratchet?), but I certainly think she would respect him after she sees him take down ten robots all by himself.

Is 3 Gay? No, no he is not.