Warning: All my unfinished stories that I haven't worked on in a while will be deleted. If you like any of them, tell me and I might consider putting them back up eventually. Again, they are being deleted if I haven't worked on them in a more than a month. PM me if one of the stories you liked is gone and you want it back!

Hi, I'm Natasha Pavlova, (I'm the one on the right in the photo) and I'm kinda new to this posting stories online thing. I mostly joined this website to read fanfic about The Monkees and The Beatles, which means most of my stories will be about the Monkees or The Beatles.

I am a fifteen year old homeschooler, I play the guitar, and LOVE most music. I also tend to get excited easily...My birthday is December 12, 1997.

I am fan of constructive criticism, so if you read one of my stories, I welcome your thoughts; good or bad. just try and be nice!

I FINALLY have some stories! Please read, and Review! It will make me happy! At this point I don't even care if you're mean, just tell me what you think of them!

You guys will NEVER believe what I found at Wal-mart today (10/5/12)! I found a Yellow Submarine key chain!! It's Sooo Awesome!! I seriously freaked out in the middle of the store! (Sorry I know I'm a little crazy!)

OK, I have to get his out before you read any further. I've been holding this off too long. I am not obsessed with The Beatles. No matter what my sisters and family may say. I am however obsessed with George Harrison. He's in the Beatles, so I guess is sort of means I'm obsessed with the Beatles.

You guys can laugh at me or whatever, but I just want to say I have an imaginary friend. His name is George. He looks, sound, and acts just like George Harrison, but he's not. He's George Peterson. At the moment he's going through a Teddy boy phase. He's 15 at the moment. So he looks like George Harrison did when he was 15.

"Harry Potter is about confronting fears, finding inner strength, and doing what is right in the face of adversity. Twilight is about how important it is to have a boyfriend." --Stephen King

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 percent of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 percent of the people that read this won’t repost it?

If you believe in Jesus Christ as your savior put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven. 96 percent of adults in the world today don't stand up for God. If you are one of the 4 percent that does put this into your profile.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace,or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphoneor regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with alot of things, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux,Randomenated-Cullen!, sweetcrimefighter, Moonchild707, EmpressHimiko, mickeyliz, Natasha Pavlova

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FRICKING AWESOME!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS:Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS:Will go up to him and say 'its because you're gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS:Will repost this crap!

My Beatles Stuff:

Beatlemaniac
(adj) - One who has an over the top or abnormal obsession/infatuation with the Beatles.

B est music ever!

E verybody loves them!

A ll the time, we listen to them!

T hey are just awesome!

L osers are the people who hate on them.

E verywhere you go.

S o, listen to them! Copy and Paste this if you are a true Beatles fan

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen Teetering On The Brink Of Insanity Past The Point Of No Return Man Life Sucks, The Poisoned Doughnut of DOOM, -'TophToph'-, StroodleDoodledFuhn, Lexabeta, Estrella Girl, Indigo3041, Kirity-Kitty, OokamiMori, FMASaiyukiFanatic, Kaito X Len - Banana Split, Sparks Diamond, beatlemaniacnumerouno, NatashaPavlova

I, NatashaPovlova, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else. I have joined the Review Revolution. Copy and Paste this into your profile to join the Revolution; because everyone knows how much it sucks when you have 500 hits and 3 reviews...

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

You say Lady Gaga, I say ELVIS

You say Hannah Montana, I say The Rolling Stones

You say Owl City, I say Led Zeppelin

You say Jonas Brothers, I say The Beatles

You say Justin Bieber, I say Queen

95% of teens these days listen to the same crappy pop over and over again. If you're one of the 5% who still listens to real music, post this on your profile. Don't let the spirit of rock and roll die

1. FIRST NAME: Ashleigh

2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? not from my first name

3. SIBLING NAMES: Kaitlyn, and Robyn (both sisters, older and younger.)

4. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY? ????

5. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDS? kinda...

6. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCHMEAT? ham

7. KIDS? I like them if that's what you mean...

8. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? maybe...

9. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL? i used to, but i...uh...LOST IT, yeah...i.. lost...it...

10. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? NO Not at all (SARCASM)

11. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? Yes!

12. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? in a heart beat!!!

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? cocoa puffs!

14. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU REMOVE THEM? No

15. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? not really

16. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? does spumoni count?

17. SHOE SIZE? 8 1/2

18. RED OR PINK? RED NOT PINK NEVER EVER EVER PINK GOT IT

19. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOU? I'M EXTREMELY LOUD!!!

20. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? George Harrison:(

21. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO PUT THIS IN THERE PROFILE? I don't know and I don't care

22. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? blue and none. (NONE IS SHOES PEOPLE!)

23. LAST THING YOU ATE? Ummm...food duh

24. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? THE BEATLES, DUH!

25. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? orange

26. FAVORITE SMELL? fresh brownies

27. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? my aunt??

28. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO? good looks, witty and I don't know

29. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? I copied and pasted this

30. FAVORITE DRINK? iced TEA, And Water, and lemonade.

31. FAVORITE SPORT? i dont really have one, but i think if i did it would be diving...

32. EYE COLOR? My eyes change color...but their Hazel

33. HAT SIZE? I have no Idea; does that even exsist?

34. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? no

35. FAVORITE FOOD? The edible kind...

36. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDING? scary movies

37. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED AT THE MOVIE THEATER? Sherlock Holmes 2

38. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING? my Beatles shirt!

39. SUMMER OR WINTER? summer

40. HUGS OR KISSES? kisses

41. FAVORITE DESSERT? Ummm... there're alot to choose from...

Weirdness:

People call me weird and I say thank you, hey, it means that I have personality, and not boring!
I scream out of no where for no reason, it's pretty funny actually
I say random things at anytimes
When people ask me "What's wrong with you?" you reply, "Everything" and smile happily
I burst into laughter for no reason and everyone stares at me
I say weird things that dont even make sense
I think that my mind is to complex for other people to under stand
The world is weird, and If Im weird, and you're "normal", then doesnt that make you weird?
I dont want to be boring! Normalness is boring!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
Im weird and I'm proud and happy to be!
Put this on your profile if your weird and your proud!There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

Warning:some of these might be repeated...

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyway, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own two feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it copy this into your profile.

If you have ever ran into a wall while looking at some one else and had them see you, copy this into your profile.

If you refer to yourself in the third person, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP sign, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever turned around and questioned how you got on those subjects after an entire conversation, copy and paste this in to your profile.

65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read, if you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your Profile

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!!", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite sex can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile!

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. If you can raed tihs cpoy and ptsae.

If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.

If you've ever totally screwed something up so bad it isn't even funny, copy this onto your profile.

If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your one of those people who can literally stay on the computer for hours on in if only you weren't forced to get off, then copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped UP the stairs copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you are past insane, crazy, psycho, and just plain weird copy and paste this to you pro.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remembered, copy this into your profile.

If you have a really bad memory, copy and...what was I doing again?

If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a door (or lamppost) copy this onto your profile.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

1.You have 10 dollars and need to buy snacks at a gas station. What do you buy?

A Dr. Pepper and a bag of gummy Bears

2. If you were reincarnated as a sea creature, what would you want to be?

A sea horse...They're cute...

3. Who's your favorite redhead?

Adam Hicks

4. What do you order when you're at IHOP?

I don't go to IHOP, but I suppose I'd order scrambled eggs.

5. Last book you read?

The Long Sandy Hair of Neftoon Zamora By Michael Nesmith

6. Describe your mood.

Tired. It's 9 o'clock and I was just forced out of my warm bed.

7. Describe the last time you were injured?

Uh, When I bombed playing the Piano yesterday for my church...that sucked...

8. Of all your friends, who would you want to be stuck in a well with?

Stuck in a well...Hmm, I don't know. I don't have many friends, but if I had to choose I'd go for one of my sisters.

9. Rock concert or symphony?

Rock concert Symphony? Really? I think I'd nap through it and annoy people with my snores...

10. What is the wallpaper of your cell phone?

I don't have one...sorry... :(

11. Favorite Soda?

Dr. Pepper

12. What type of shirt are you wearing?

My 'Keep Calm and Don't blink' Dr. Who T shirt.

13. If you could only use one form of transportation, what would it be?

The train

14. Most recent movie you have watched?

Magical Mystery Tour (A Beatle Movie! YAY!

15. Name an actor/actress/singer you have had the hots for:

The Beatles, Dhani Harrison, and Ross Lynch

16. Whats your favorite kind of cake?

Ginger bread...or Cheese cake

17. What did you have for dinner last night?

A sandwich...not so epic dinner.

18. Look to your left, what do you see?

A messy Kitchen Table

19. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?

No

20. Favorite toy as a child?

My Woody doll From 'Toy Story'

21. Do you buy your own groceries?

No, Unless I happen to have extra money and my mum and Dad know about it...

22. Do you think people talk about you behind your back?

I don't know people

23. Whens the last time you had gummy worms?

The other day

24. Whats your favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe. I like grapes too. OOH and I like bananas too.

25. Do you have a picture of yourself doing a cartwheel?

No, I can't even do a cartwheel.

26. Do you like running long distances?

never

27. Have you ever eaten snow?

yes

28. What color are your bedsheets?

White with blue and brown zig-zag lines...it matched my comforter...Why do you want to know exactly?

29. Whats your favorite flower?

PANSIES!

30. Do you do ballet?

I did when I was like 5, but I don't know.

31. Do you listen to classical music?

Not if I don't have to. Like I have to learn some minuet on the piano, so I guess I have to listen to it to play it.

32. What is the 1st TV Theme song that pops in your head?

The Monkees theme song.

33. Do you watch Spongebob?

no

34. What temperature is it outside right now?

52, but like I said before it's like 9 o'clock, It'll get warmer. It does that here in Georgia.

35. Do people consider you smart?

Yes, but don't tell my sisters that...Shh!

36. How many piercings do you have?

one. on my ears...

37. Are you signed on AIM?

I don't know what that is...

38. Have you ever tried gluing your fingers together?

No, because I knew some idiots who did it and learned from them it wasn't a good idea.

39. How do you feel about your family?

They're insane...but fun sometimes...

40. Do you have an iPod?

It's an mp4 player, but I consider it and iPod.

41. What time do you go to bed?

Um, 10 o'clock on school nights and whenever on the weekend.

42. What CD is currently in your CD player?

The Monkee's Greatest hits

43. What movie do you know every line to?

Finding Nemo and Toy Story

44. What is your favorite salad dressing?

Caesar salad dressing

45. What do you want for Christmas this year?

Hmmm, I want anything Beatles or Dr. Who...I really like Dr. Who right now...

6. What family member/friend lives the farthest from you? Where?

My Dad's parents because they live in West Virginia and the rest of my family lives literally down the street from me.

47. Do you like hugs?

It depends on who they're from

48. Last time you had butterflies in your stomach?

JEEZ!! Um, I get nervous over everything, So RIGHT NOW!! JEEZ!! YOU PEOPLE!! JK! Probably yesterday when I had to play the piano for Church.

49. What's the way people most often mispronounce any part of your name?

It's not mispronouncing, it's misspelling. My name's Ashleigh, and people usually spell it Ashley.

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the name of the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me colored"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

OK, I wrote this for my Sunday school class, PM me if you like it!

Sunday school homework.

There is a question that our teacher asked us. That question is: “If you come across someone who’s not a Christian, and says the Bible isn’t true, what do you say to convince them?

He gave us an assignment to tell him, and mine was to write a short story on it.

My characters are Laura and George. George is the Christian in the story and Laura is his best friend and isn’t a Christian.

Laura and George were walking home from school, and George was listening to Laura complain about how he couldn’t go to her party because he had to go to church instead.

“Couldn’t you just miss one Sunday? I mean it’s just church.” She said trying to persuade George.

“No Laura I can’t just miss one Sunday.” George responded rolling his eyes, “It’s not just church either.”

“But George, everyone will be there!” a sly look crossed Laura’s face, “Even Liz will be there.”

George sighed, why did she have to bring up Liz? Liz was a girl he’d been trying to work up the nerve ti talk to, and the party was most likely going to give him that chance. He wasn’t going to go to the party no matter who was going.

“I don't see why you go to church anyway,” Laura said with a frown, “I mean none of it was true.”

George stopped and looked at his friend, “How do you know?”

“Well all those scientists proved that evolution was how the earth came to be, and that the earth is millions of years old.” She shrugged.

“Were you there?” George asked stubbornly.

Laura frowned and looked at George, “What do you mean?”

“I mean where you there when the earth was created?” George waited for Laura to answer his obvious question.

“Well, no but-,”

“Then how do you know it was evolution?” George started to walk with her again.

“I already told you, the scientist proved it, George you aren’t listening.” Laura was getting frustrated.

“Ok, then I suppose you think that the scientist were there when the world was created?” George said with a cocky smile.

“What no, all I’m saying is science proves evolution!” Laura said in an attempt to calm her frustration.

“Ok, OK calm down,” George said putting a hand on her shoulder, “If you believe that then how does science prove evolution?”

“Well, all these really smart scientists say that the dinosaurs evolved into birds like chicken and turkeys, and stuff.”

“I know that,” George said, “But what proves that?”

“Well…scientists say that there were these amoebas and stuff and then if evolved into a whole bunch of stuff leading up to human life; gaining more and more knowledge along the way.”

“But where did the amoebas come from?” George asked not really hoping for an answer.

“Aliens.” Laura said plainly. George stumbled forward a little bit.

“What?” George asked exasperatedly.

“Aliens brought the intelligence to start life on earth.” Laura grinned at George’s surprise.

George shrugged off the alien for a second and asked, “Well then where do they come from?”

Laura shrugged, “Probably the same place we did.”

“Ok then where did the others come from as well?” George raised his eyebrows.

“I see you point,” Laura said biting her thumb nail in deep thought, “Ok, what do you think happened?”

George smirked, “I don't think, I know. I know that God created the earth, and the whole universe. He even created all the other universes.

He created all the animals and plants and he even created human life. He did it all in six days, too.”

“No one can do that in six days, besides; even I know it was in seven.” Laura put her hands on her hips.

“Very true, but he rested on the seventh day. That’s why Sunday s the day of rest, and a day that we go to church to worship him.”

“Well, I have plenty of proof for evolution, George, what’s you proof of God?” Laura crossed her arm over her chest trying to intimidate him.

“I’ll show you when we get to my house, Laura, but first tell me what your proof is.”

“Natural selection.” Laura said with a smirk, “It happens with selective breeding. When you flush out a certain characteristic in the genes. Like say with dogs, if you have two dogs. Both with short hair and long hair genes, and they have a puppy, and it has short hair, that means that it flushed out the long hair genes. That means the puppy can’t have any puppies with long hair unless it mates with a long hairs dog.”

“Ok, but that just proves that evolution isn’t true, how does that help you cause?” George asked quite confused.

“How does that not help?” Laura asked angrily.

“Well natural selection isn’t new information evolving,” George told her, “its already existing information.”

“And how is that?” Laura asked stopping in the middle of the sidewalk.

“Well you said that it’s in the genes right?” George asked pulling her along with him.

“Right.” Laura said trying to understand.

“That means the short hairs genes where already in the genes of one of the parent dogs. It’s not evolving, in fact it’s taking away instead of adding to it, think about it, Laura, and you said it was flushing out the gene right? That would be taking away, right?”

“Yeah,” Laura knew she was defeated as they came up at George’s house, “But it’s a new combination of information.”

“No,” George said leading her into his house, “It’s a new combination of already existing information. That’s not evolution, it’s actually the opposite.”

Laura scoffed and rolled her eyes, something she did when she was proved wrong on something, “Ok, then where’s this other proof you have?”

George grinned and bounded up to his room with Laura behind him. He picked up his Bible and handed it to her.

“Open it to the first page and read what it says.”

Laura did as she was told and read, “In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth. 2 The earth was without form and void, and darkness was over the face of the deep…what does this have to do with creation?”

George was surprised at her, “It says right there, “In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth.”

“Ok, but how do you know he did?”

“Laura, this is the bible, the word of God! It is the proof that God is the only true God.” George said trying to get her to understand.

“So, I have a lot of books on evolution, I used to believe those as truth, why should I believe this one?”

George sighed and took the book from her; he read the rest of the first chapter of Genesis. She sat and listened to what he had to say, “I can’t convince you by myself. God has to work in you heart, me telling you about this; God's holy word, is just helping you along to find the right path.”

“Prove it…” Laura looked like she might cry if she said anymore.

George nodded and turned to John 16:12-15;

12 “I have much more to say to you, more than you can now bear. 13 But when he, the Spirit of truth, comes, he will guide you into all the truth. He will not speak on his own; he will speak only what he hears, and he will tell you what is yet to come. 14 He will glorify me because it is from me that he will receive what he will make known to you. 15 All that belongs to the Father is mine. That is why I said the Spirit will receive from me what he will make known to you.” when Laura didn’t look too convinced he then turned to Hebrews 4: 12 and read that to her;

2 For the word of God is alive and active. Sharper than any double-edged sword, it penetrates even to dividing soul and spirit, joints and marrow; it judges the thoughts and attitudes of the heart.

“Ok, so because of sin, we are all condemned?” Laura asked.

George then realized he’d left out a very important fact. He turned in his bible first to Luke 2 and read to her about the birth of Jesus Christ, then to Luke 23 and read to her the crucifixion.

When he looked up to her there were tears streaming down her cheeks. He placed a hand on her shoulder and comforted her.

“With Christ you can be saved and live with him in heaven.” George said softly.

“I want that.” Laura said wiping her eyes, “I want to read that book, and I want to understand more about God and his son.”

George smiled and said, “Ok, you can have it.” He handed her his bible, “I have another one, and you take this one home and read it as much as you can. Don't keep what I told you a secret either, tell you mum and Dad about it too.”

“But what do I say to them, how do I even know if I’m doing it right?” Laura looked scared.

“You pray about it, Laura.” George said mentally smacking himself in the face. He’d forgotten that part too. A VERY important part.

“How do I do that?” Laura asked him.

George told how to do it, and prayed with her. He told her she had to ask God to take away her dirty sinful heart and replace it with a clean new one, and that day in George’s bed room his best friend Laura accepted Christ as her savior, and went home to tell her mum and Dad about God and what he’d done.

The following day, George and his family were at church. He was talking to one of his friends about the Sunday school lesson they’d just heard when he felt a tap on his shoulder. He turned around to find Laura and Liz standing in front of him.

“HI George,” Laura said with a happy smile.

“Laura!” George said excitedly, “I thought you had a party?”

“Well when I told my parents what you said to me, they called it off and said we were coming to church.” Laura said.

“Oh, well I’m sorry if I ruined your party.” George apologized.

“You didn’t ruin it George,” Liz spoke up, “Laura told me what you said, I was at her house when she told her mum and Dad. It was her idea to call it off. I asked if I could come here with her.”

George looked at the girl and smiled, “So you wanted to know more too?”

“Yes I found it all very interesting.” Liz said smiling back at him.

George was glad that he’d told Laura about Christ and how he’d died on the cross for her sins. Now she was a Christian, and so was Liz.

So, Really tell me what you think. If you like it a lot and want to spread it around, copy and paste it to your profile!

John 3:16 - I dont understand it.

A little boy was selling newspapers on the corner,
the people were in and out of the cold.

The little boy was so cold that he wasn't trying to sell
many papers.

He walked up to a policeman and said,
"Mister,
you wouldn't happen to know where a poor boy could
find a warm place to sleep tonight would you?

You see, I sleep in a box up around the corner there and
down the alley and its awful cold in there for tonight.

Sure would be nice to have a warm place to stay."

The policeman looked down at the little boy and said, "You
go down the street to that big white house and you knock
on the door. When they come out the door you just say
John 3:16 and they will let you in."

So he did. He walked up the steps and knocked on the
door, and a lady answered. He looked up and said,
"John 3:16." The lady said, "Come on in, Son."

She took him in and she sat him down in a split bottom
rocker in front of a great big old fireplace, and she went
off. The boy sat there for a while and thought to himself:
John 3:16... I don't understand it, but it sure makes
a cold boy warm.

Later she came back and asked him "Are you hungry?"
He said, "Well, just a little. I haven't eaten in a couple of
days, and I guess I could stand a little bit of food,"

The lady took him in the kitchen and sat him down to a table
full of wonderful food. He ate and ate until he couldn't eat
any more. Then he thought to himself:
John 3:16... Boy, I sure don't understand it but it sure
makes a hungry boy full.

She took him upstairs to a bathroom to a huge bathtub
filled with warm water, and he sat there and soaked for a
while. As he soaked, he thought to himself: John 3:16 ...
I sure don't understand it, but it sure makes a dirty boy
clean. You know, I've not had a bath, a real bath, in my
whole life. The only bath I ever had was when I stood in
front of that big old fire hydrant as they flushed it out.
The lady came in and got him. She took him to a room,
tucked him into a big old feather bed, pulled the covers
up around his neck, kissed him goodnight and turned out
the lights. As he lay in the darkness and looked out the
window at the snow coming down on that cold night,
he thought to himself: John 3:16 ... I don't understand it but
it sure makes a tired boy rest.

The next morning the lady came back up and took him
down again to that same big table full of food. After he
ate, she took him back to that same big old split bottom
rocker in front of the fireplace and
picked up a big old Bible.

She sat down in front of him and looked into his young face.
"Do you understand John 3:16?" she asked gently. He
replied, "No, Ma'am, I don't. The first time I ever heard it
was last night when the policeman told me to use it,"
She opened the Bible to John 3:16 and began to explain
to him about Jesus. Right there, in front of that big old fireplace,
he gave his heart and life to Jesus. He sat there
and thought: John 3:16 don't understand it, but it sure
makes a lost boy feel safe.

You know, I have to confess I don't understand it either,
how God was willing to send His Son to die for me, and how
Jesus would agree to do such a thing. I don't understand
the agony of the Father and every angel in heaven as
they watched Jesus suffer and die. I don't understand the intense
love for ME that kept Jesus on the cross till the end.
I don't understand it, but it sure does make life worth living.

John 3:16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only
begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should
not perish, but have everlasting life.

Sweetness

This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her."

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

Just scroll down to the end, but
while you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
number of minutes it will take for your
wish to come true. ex.you are 25 years
old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
to come true).

Go for it!

SCROLL DOWN!

STOP!

Congratulations! Your wish will
now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully...it
can be very rewarding!

If you repost this within the next 5 min.
something major that you've been wanting
will happen.

This is scary!

The phone will ring right after you repost!

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says that "If you deny Me, I will deny you in front of My Father and the glory of Heaven"

When u carry a Bible, the devil gets a headache. When u open it, he collapses. When he see's u reading it, he faints. When he see's u living it, he flees. And just when your about 2 re-post this, he will try & discourage u. I just defeated him. Like, Copy, & Paste this if your in God's Army :)

ONE DAY A DAD COMES HOME DRUNK AND MAD. HE PULLS OUT A GUN AND SHOOTS HIS WIFE AND THEN TURNS THE GUN ON HIMSELF. HIS LITTLE GIRL SITS BEHIND THE COUCH CRYING. THE POLICE CAME AND TOOK THE LITTLE GIRL TO A NEW FAMILY. HER FIRST DAY TO SUNDAY SCHOOL SHE WALKS INTO THE BUILDING AND SEES A PICTURE OF JESUS ON THE CROSS.

THE LITTLE GIRL ASKS THE TEACHER: How did that man get off the cross?

THE TEACHER REPLIED: He never did.

THE LITTLE GIRL ARGUED: Yes he did when mommy and daddy fought he sat next to me behind the couch telling me everything was gonna be alright...

66 of u won't repost this. BUT REMEMBER THE BIBLE SAID, ''DENY JESUS IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIENDS AND I WILL DENY YOU IN FRONT OF MY FATHER."Repost this IF YOUR NOT ASHAMED. Let God's love spread

Thanks for reading my Profile! Now all you have to do is read one (Or all) of my stories and then tell me what you thought of it!!

Um HI! For those of you who're reading "Abbey Road" I just wanted to show you what George and Teddy's House looked like. It's basically just Kinfauns, but I wanted to show you guys who don't really know what that looks like with a link!!(Just pretend Pattie Boyd isn't in any of them) I'm also working on getting pictures of Teddy, Lily, and Dhani up. I haven't had much luck with pictures of them yet.

Ashen Lady: Kinfauns

Picture Book: George Harrison’s Kinfauns When You Awake - Indie Folk, Classic Country and Roots Music Blog (The pictures are on the right btw)

OK, so I have Teddy now!! This is Teddy! Jelly Babies, Moschino and The Beatles: Meet Gabrielle Aplin She's the first picture. The person's a real person on their blog, but that's what Teddy looks like sooooo...

And I found LILY!!- Beautiful Little Girl With Green Eyes Lying On Grass Royalty-Free

Dhani looks like Dhani Harrison did j2luk...Here's a couple pictures if you need help..Dhani and George Photos from Dhani Harrison Fans (Dhani Harrison Fans) on Myspace There's a few there, just push the next button...

Oh you guys know my Story 'Help!'? Well I have this photo of Hobbes too!

Baby Tiger Cub In Captivity Stock Photo 622400 : Shutterstock