Okay! Let the long profile-ness begin! :D

These are my FAVORITE people in the WHOLE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My 2 BEST FRIENDS! They couldn't get any better than they already are. I couldn't live without them!

My mom and dad! They are really funny and quirky and lovely to be around.

My sister. She is really nice, but if you have a brother or sister, then you know how siblings are!

My Aunts and Uncles. They are REALLY nice!

My DOG!!!!!!!!!!!! I NEED MY DOG!!!!!!!!!!!!! She is literally my life. Which is sad because she is 10... Her name is Sierra. She is on my profile picture if you want to see what she looks like!!!!!!!!!!

My Grandma!!!!!!!! She's on my mom's side. She is really nice and she has a dog named Precious and she is sooo cute!!!!!!

My Grandma!!!!!!!! She's on my dad's side. She is REALLY nice and she has no pets, but she doesn't need one because her heart makes up two.

My Grandpa!!!!!!!!! He's on my mom's side. He died from cancer but he lived WAY longer than the Doctors said he will.

My Grandpa!!!!!!!!! He's on my dad's side. He is REALLY nice and he has to go to dialyses. He is the exact same as my grandmother!

What you need to know about my looks:

Eyes: Light Green, turning darker

Hair Color: Strawberry Blonde!

Complexion: Pale

Size: Tiny or Short :)

Gender: Female (You might have guessed...)

That's it! :D

Couples that I love!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lina Mayfleet and Doon Harrow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (the City of Ember)

Sonny Munroe and Chad Dylan Cooper!!!!!!!!!!!!(Sonny With a Chance)(It felt wrong to just put down Chad Cooper)

Bree Tanner and Diego!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner)(I don't know Diego's last name...)

Edward Cullen and Bella Swan!!!!!!!!!!!!!(Twilight Saga)

Finnick Odair and Annie Cresta!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(Hunger Games Trilogy)

Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(Harry Potter)

Oliver Wood and Katie Bell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(Harry Potter)

Haymitch Abernathy and Maysilee Donner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(Huger Games Trilogy)

Sirius Black and Hermione Granger!!!!!!!!!!!(I know... It seems gross, but it's not so bad if she time travels!) (Harry Potter)

Tobias Eaton and Tris Prior!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Divergent)

10th Doctor and Rose Tyler!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Doctor Who) :D

I will add more, the more I read good fanfictions!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The one with the :D normally means the one that I'm going crazy for right now. :P

A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK
When I grew up I was BLACK,
When I'm sick I'm BLACK,
When I go in the sun I'm BLACK,
When I'm cold I'm BLACK,
When I die I'll be BLACK.
But you sir,
When you are born you're PINK
When you grow up you're WHITE,
When you're sick, you're GREEN,
When you go in the sun you turn RED,
When you're cold you turn BLUE,
And when you die you turn PURPLE.
And you have the nerve to call me colored?
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.
Put this on your page if you hate racism.

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? Repost this if you truly believe in God.

I am the girl ... that does go to church dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book or write. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on My Space, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or a regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, DEFiiANCE, Angel of Apathy, Vic Taylor, Brokenwolf13, Bookworm700, Sparteen, GothicShadowPhantom, PsychoticNari, KP100, EmberMclain13, GhostDog401, Turkeyhead987, Desiree Phantom, Lisserboo,

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it

You Know You're a Book Addict If:

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.

Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.

You write fanfictions about the book.

You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read your favorite books.

You accidentally call everyone by the character's names.

Everything reminds you of the book.

You quote random lines all the time.

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't.

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class.

You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod.

You've got a book memorized.

You've read a book more than five times.

You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days.

You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like.

You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend.

You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional.

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional.

Your idol is a character from a book.

I am a book addict and proud of it!!! If you are one too, copy and paste this on your profile.

Six truths in life

1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time: a physical impossibility

2. All idiots, after reading this will try it

3. And discover that it's a lie

4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot.

5. You will soon post this on your profile for another idiot to see.

6. There is still a stupid smile on your face.

I sincerely apologize about this but I am an idiot and i needed company =)

If you count as an idiot, post this onto your profile!

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy"

I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk

I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy.

I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date

I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry That I cared

I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Most Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with jerks who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BRAINS AND A HEART to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' I really wish that more guys were like this, and I bet a lot of girls do too.

Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

help

Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?

the end of my couch

What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Ellen Show

Without looking, guess what time it is:

2:21

Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

12:40

With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

Music! XD

When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Yesterday. I was walking home from school.

Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

A fan fiction.

What are you wearing?

Clothes... duh. :P

What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Bright blue paint and a picture with a white and black dog with a red background.

Seen anything weird lately?

I saw an owl the other day...

What do you think of this quiz?

It's entertaining I guess, considering that I'd be doing nothing if I wasn't doing this.

If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

I would buy... uh... Idk.

Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

I would call her Mary Elisabeth Alice!

Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself.

(to dog) Hi Sierra!

(dog's reply) *rolls on her side in her sleep*

(to self) That was kind of pointless...

Turn on T.V. What show is on?

How I Met Your Mother XD

Type your name with your elbow.

qaoi9sswwaq

Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes. What's the first thing you see?

Bright blue wall.

Quotes that I love!!!!!!!!!!!!

"It's locked!" (Nancy Drew)

"So the lion fell in love with the lamb..." he murmured. "What a stupid lamb" I sighed. "What a sick, masochistic lion." (Twilight)

"My truck is old enough to be your car's grandfather - have some respect."(Twilight)

"Let's let Peeta have it since he died today."(Catching Fire)

"I think we better check with Puddlemere United whether Oliver Wood's been killed during a training session, because Angelina seems to be channeling his spirit." (Harry Potter)

"What happened down in the dungeon between you and Professor Quirrel is a complete secret, so naturally, the whole school knows." (Harry Potter)

My Lovely Pets

I've had 7 pets! 2 were beta fish, 2 were aquarium frogs, 1 was a cat (that hated me!), 2 were dogs. Only one pet is still at our house though... One of my fish's names was Blackberry. He was actually blue, but my friend already named one of her fish blueberry so that wouldn't work... The other fish's name was Lufo. I know, weird name. I had no idea what to name him and no matter what my sister and my dad kept on calling him Lufo. So that was his name. I had 2 frogs with Lufo. They all kind of died at the same time because I forgot to feed them. Only when I somehow remembered I would feed them. Now we just have an empty tank we don't know what to do with. I had a cat a long time ago and her name was Princess. I guess that me or my sister named her when we were little or something. My dog was my great- grandma's dog. When she died then we took her. Her name was Angel. We gave her a new home and we didn't see her after that. My other dog's name is Sierra. We still have her and she is the best dog in the whole world!!!!!!!!!!!! She's getting old though so we have to get another dog soon. I would get too sad and lonely without her.

My Very Few Hobbies and Things I Love to Do:

I LOVE TO RUN!!!!!!!!

I play guitar! Just learning though so I don't know much... *awkward smile*

I LOVE to shop! I'm pretty sure though that all of my friends don't though... weird.

I LOVE to where pretty dresses for no reason what-so-ever. It's fun! PLUS I like to look good. :P

I LOVE to sneak onto my sister's laptop to write more on my fanfictions! *evil grin*

I LOVE to watch scary movies at my best friend's house even when my parents say no.

I'm good at writing I guess from my reviews so far... PLUS I really love it and I'm planning for it to be my profession when I get older! XD

I guess that I'm kind of good at drawing trees. It isn't like museum art or anything, but good enough.

I'm a kind of good singer. Every one crowds my sister though, so they don't notice me... :(

A lot of people get really impressed about this, so I'll put this up. I can type on my keyboard without looking! Everyone is just like, "Wow! That's so cool!". And I'm like "Oh, it's nothing!". It really is nothing though, if you memorize it... hey! I'm doing it now! :D

I'm pretty sure that that is all you need to know! XD

The Review Revolution...

Even if the fic has 10,002,464 reviews already...
Even if the fic is older than time itself...
Even if it was abandoned a loooooooooooooooooooooong time ago...
Even if the author turned out to be a total psychopath...
Even if the OC is a Sue and the spelling would make a dictionary cry...

I will review every fic I read. What goes around comes around, and more people will review my own fics. I have joined Review Revolution.

List your 12 favorite Hunger Games characters below

1. Finnick

2. Annie

3. Katniss

4. Gale

5. Haymitch

6. Prim

7. Mags

8. Johanna

9. Rue

10. Cinna

11. Peeta

12. Beetee

1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?

Never in my life...

2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?

Yeah... He's pretty hot.

3) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?

Ew! Plus Johanna doesn't like Beetee very much...

4) Do you recall any fics about nine?

Yeah...

5) Would two and six make a good couple?

Annie and Prim? Uh... no! I mean, then I would have Finnick, but he wouldn't be as happy...

6) Five/Nine or five/ten?

NEITHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

8) Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic.

What if Katniss was forced to kill Cinna as a punishment to her actions? (I have a dark mind)

9) Is there any such thing as one/eight fluff?

NEVER! I ONLY BELIEVE IN ANNIE/ FINNICK FLUFF!

10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic

Fish Hook Lady and Wire Guy

11) Does anyone on your friends list read three?

Probably, but I don't keep track.

12)Does anyone on your friends list draw or write eleven?

No... at least I don't think so...

13)Would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five?

Annie/Gale/Hamitch? No. They haven't even written something for the Hunger Games.

14) What might ten scream at a great moment of fear?

"NO! MY GOLD EYELINER IS GETTING SMEARED!"

15)If you wrote a song fic about eight, what song would you use?

Uh... I don't know. Probably a heavy metal mixed with classical. (I know, weird combo)

16) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Finnick/Prim/Beetee: There will be a lot of uh... violence and blood, and Prim will die, and so will Beetee. Not Finnick though.

17) What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two?

Cinna/Annie: Uh... What?

18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a fight?

If Mags and Johanna were in a fight, then the world would have exploded and heaven would have exploded and hell would have exploded, so we would all be trapped in limbo. It's just that impossible.

19. What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?

I would scream, meet him, find out how annoying he actually is, then probably drop him to 12.

Write a short summary about a One/Two fic

Finnick/Annie: After years of trying to get her, I still can't. What's happening?

Let's say Two, Eight and Eleven were stuck in a burning barn. You can only save one of them. Which would you save?

Johanna! I like her guts and then we could be buddies!

Who would you rather kill of:One or Ten?

TEN!!!!!!!!!!! WHY WOULD ANYBODY EVER KILL FINNICK?!

Let's say you are going to die and you were allowed to bring either Three or Five with you. Who would you want to accompany you in death?

Hmmm. Probably Haymitch because he would save us! Okay... maybe my expectations for him are too high...

Would you ever go on a date with Twelve?

No. Sorry Beetee, but you are not my taste...

List your 12 favorite Divergent characters below: (Another one! Yay!)

1. Tris

2. Four/Tobias

3. Uriah

4. Zeke

5. Christina

6. Caleb

7. Natalie Prior (Tris's mom)

8. Lynn

9. Edward

10. Andrew Prior (Tris's dad)

11. Tori

12. Myra (We didn't know her very well, but she seems nice! :))

1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?

Never in my life...

2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?

His personality makes it seem like he's hot? I guess? There isn't really a movie yet... I'M SO EXCITED FOR MARCH 14, 2014!!!

3) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?

That would be crazy. You know. Since they're both girls.

4) Do you recall any fics about nine?

No...

5) Would two and six make a good couple?

I don't know what... I just... I give up.

6) Five/Nine or five/ten?

I guess five/nine since that would be DISGUISTING if Christina and Tris's dad got together. But I still think that Will would kill Edward.

8) Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic.

What will Tris's dad think about her friends? What will he say and how awkward can it get when he thinks that Uriah is her boyfriend when it's really Tobias?

9) Is there any such thing as one/eight fluff?

Have you read the books? Okay, well I guess it's just a computer so it can't see this... or read.

10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic

Back From The Dead To Comfort *says while using huge over-dramatic hand gestures*

11) Does anyone on your friends list read three?

No. I can't believe this either, but they haven't even read the books! DX Not to mention the fact that the majority of my friends are teachers, so I don't really know.

12)Does anyone on your friends list draw or write eleven?

Like I said earlier, none of my friends have read the books, plus my teachers wouldn't know what she looks like since we haven't seen the movie yet. HURRY UP MOVIE PEOPLE! XD

13)Would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five?

Sorry, but no one has read the books! :)

14) What might ten scream at a great moment of fear?

THAT'S SELFISH OF YOU! NOW COULD YOU PLEASE LET ME PASS?

15)If you wrote a song fic about eight, what song would you use?

Heavy Metal. Oh yeah!

16) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Tris will go insane. Don't read if you don't want her to be insane. I don't know!

17) What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two?

"Hey, I know you are in love with my daughter, but I love you way more than she does!" Don't judge me. I just answered the question!

18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a fight?

I would freak out and yell at Lynn "HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW HER WELL ENOUGH TO FIGHT HER!?!" I'm not sure why...

19. What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?

I would freak out and scream and ask her to take me to Dauntless! XD

Write a short summary about a One/Two fic

Tris/Tobias: She still hasn't said it. Whenever I tell Tris that I love her, she either falls asleep or continues doing what she's doing after kissing me! Here is a stupid story about how Tris has yet to say that she loves him.

Let's say Two, Eight and Eleven were stuck in a burning barn. You can only save one of them. Which would you save?

Tobias! I mean, I ranked him up there because he's cool! Why would I just kill him?

Who would you rather kill of:One or Ten?

Uh... Ten! Isn't that one kind of obvious I mean, who would say 'Hmmm... should I kill the girl that will probably save the world, or her dad that will die anyway?' Okay. That sounded harsher than I thought...

Let's say you are going to die and you were allowed to bring either Three or Five with you. Who would you want to accompany you in death?

I would want Uriah to accompany me in death, but that sounds really mean. Plus I would do it for selfish reasons, like to be entertained while and after my death.

Would you ever go on a date with Twelve?

No! Uh... hello! I'm sorry Myra, but I don't think that you'd want to either! Awkward...

This is really sweet and nice...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.

Not that I believe anything bad will happen to me if I don't, but hey why not? Honestly, I don't interpret that verse as meaning "if you don't post this, you're going to the pits!" I really think God could care less what happens in our little internet lives, whether we post this or not. Don't get me wrong, that doesn't mean to trash Him or His ways and then turn around and claim that you're an honest Christian. You've got to live in Christ, but that doesn't mean you have to re-post every "I believe!!!" that you come across.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

96 percent of teens won't stand up for Christ. If you are one of the 4 percent that will, copy and paste this in your profile.

I love Jesus, Jesus love love love love love love love loves me, if you believe Jesus loves you paste this in your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

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If you have ever said something twice, and when someone said something, you had no recollection of saying it either time, copy and paste to your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy this to your profile.

If your obsessed with fan fiction, copy this to your profile.

If you absolutely CANNOT live without one or all of these books series (Harry Potter, Maximum Ride, Artemis Fowl, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Twilight, LOTR, add more!), copy and paste this into your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are in love with The Maurauders (maybe minus Peter Pettigrew), copy and paste this in your profile.

I think that falling in love with non-existent people like characters in books or movies is perfectly normal. If you agree with me, copy this into your profile.

If you hear voices in your head and know that they are real put this on your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If, with no warning and for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you like werewolves but are happy with Edward being with Bella, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, Jasper, or Emmett from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.

Try not to cry:

A girl and her boyfriend were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle.

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: no it's not. please, it's so scary.

Guy: then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now please slow down.

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

(She gives him a big hug)

Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, it's really bothering me.

The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that his brakes weren't working, but he didn't want his girlfriend to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live, even though that meant he would die. If you would do the same thing for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile.

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

1. Children's Asprin: Warning: Keep Away From Children

2. Peanuts: Warning: Product May Contain Nuts

3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping

4. Candle: Warning: Warning, A burning candle is fire

5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking

6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado

7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts

8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Away from Children

9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.

10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping

11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regular soap

12. Sleeping Pills: Warning: May Cause Drowsiness

13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required

14. Japanese Food Processor: Warning: Not to be used for the other use

15. On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

16. On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special)?

17. On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion).

18. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

19. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought??...)

20. On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time)?

21. On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

22. On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because??...)

23. On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what)?

24. On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)

25. On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)

26. On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)

27. On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

28. On a Korean kitchen knife-- "Warning: keep out of children."
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

29. On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity

Big Harry Potter Survey Thingy

General

Are you obsessed with Harry Potter?

Yes

Could You Prove That Statement In Court?

Yes

Do You Know Any Of The Characters Middle Name’s?

Yeah

What’s Hermione’s?

Jean

What’s Ron’s?

Bilius

What’s Harry’s?

James

What’s Ginny’s?

Molly

Have You Seen All The Movies?

Yes

Read All The Books?

Yes

What Do You Think Of JKR?

MY FAVORITE AUTHOR EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Favorites

Weasley?

Fred and George

Character, Overall?

Oliver Wood

Female character

Hermione

Male Charcter?

Oliver Wood (obviously)

Group Of Characters?

Marauders

Adult?

Sirius

Professor?

Lupin

Ship?

Katie/Oliver

Spell?

Accio!

Sweet?

Bertie Blotts Every Flavour Beans

Place?

12 Grimmauld Place

Weasley Twin?

Both

Product?

Portable Swamp

Shop?

Weasley's Wizard Wheezes

Least Favorites

Weasley?

Percy

Character, Overall?

Voldemort

Female?

Umbridge

Male?

Voldemort

Adult?

Voldemort

Student?

Malfoy, he went with Voldemort even though Harry saved him!

Spell?

Crucio

Book?

I don't have one! How could you not like Harry Potter!

Ship?

Hermione/ Anyone who isn't Ron or Sirius if she time traveled

Sweet?

Bat's Blood Soup (AKA: Marshmallow Fondue)

Death Eater?

Pettigrew!

Shop?

Borgin & Burkes

Place?

Knockturn Alley

Professor?

Umbrige

Couples? What Do You Think?

Ron/Hermione?

XD

Harry/Hermione?

NO!!!!!!

Harry/Ginny?

Okay- ish

Harry/Luna?

Nah.

Harry/Pansy?

WHO CAME UP WITH THAT!

Ron/Lavander?

EW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ron/Luna?

I'm not up for anybody with Ron unless it's Hermione.

Ron/Pansy?

WHO CAME UP WITH THESE?!

Ron/Fleur?

GROSS!

Hermione/Krum?

ew.

Hermione/Draco?

NEVER!

Hermione/FredORGeorge?

nope

James/Lily?

Sure.

Lily/Snape?

No, there wouldn't be a Harry.

Lily/Sirius?

Why? Please tell me why?

Lily/Lupin?

NO!

Tonks/Lupin?

Sure! Why not?

Draco/Pansy?

Ew.

Fred/Angelina?

Yep!

Bill/Fleur?

Sure!

Harry/Cho?

Never!

This Or That?

Harry or Ron?

Harry

Hermione or Ginny?

Hermione

Neville or Seamus?

Neville

Snape or Slughorn?

Snape.

Fred or George?

Both!

Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione?

Harry/Ginny

Ron/Hermione or Harry/Hermione?

Ron/Hermione

Harry/Hermione or Harry/Luna?

Harry/Luna

Ron/Hermione or Ron/Luna?

Ron/Hermione

Hermione/Krum or Harry/Hermione?

Harry/Hermione (It still makes me feel sick...)

Ron/Lavander or Ron/Hermione?

Ron/Hermione

ButterBeer or Fire Whiskey?

ButterBeer.

Hog’s Head Or The Three Broomsticks?

Three Broomsticks

James/Lily or Snape/Lily?

James/Lily

Hogwarts or Hogsmeade?

Hogwarts

Hogsmeade Or Diagon Alley?

Wherever Weasley's Wizard Wheezes is.

Malfoy Manor or Knockturn Alley?

Knockturn Alley. I could find my way out of there.

Beartie Bott’s or Fizzing Whizbees?

Beartie Bott's

Witch Weekly Or The Daily Prophet?

The Daily Prophet

Rita Skeeter or Barty Crouch?

Barty

Gryffindor or Ravenclaw?

Not sure... Gryffindor would be cool!

Random

Have you Been to A Release Party?

Yes

Ever cried while reading one of the books?

Yes

A Movie?

Yes

Had A Dream About Harry Potter?

Yes

Been To A Fansite?

Yes

Been to JKR’s Site?

Yes

Have You Ever Roleplayed?

No

If So/Do..Who were you/ are you?

Nobody obviously

Did you use to have an absurd theory?

Yes

What was it?

That since Hogwarts got destroyed, they needed a year of repair, so they couldn't have school that year and the schedule got changed, so they instead brought in 12-18-year-olds.

Did you/Do you hide your obsession?

Not really.

Did it/ Does it work?

I don't hide it at all.

Ever dressed up like a Character? For Halloween or Just No Reason at all?

Yes. And it was for opening night on Deathly Hallows Part 2!

Ever noticed That You can’t “Spell Hermione without Ron”?

No

Notice That If Harry&Hermione Got Married They’d Have EXACT Same Initials?

Yeah

Did you just try to prove that wrong?

No

Have you noticed That Lily Evans And Ginny Weasley are a lot alike?

Yeah

Do you find it weird that Harry & His Dad Fell In Love With Girls So A Like?

Not at all. :)

Do you know what fanfiction is?

Duh...

Ever Been To A Fanfiction site?

Obviously

Are you a member of a fanfiction site?

What the heck?

What site?

OH MY GOSH ISN'T IT OBVIOUS?!

Do you write fanfiction?

Seriously? Even Caps Lock wouldn't shut you up?

Do you like to write fanfiction?

UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ever had Harry Potter Candy?

Yep! Berty Bott's Every Flavored Beans! (The ketchup one is the worst)

Do you own a lot of Harry Potter Stuff?

YES!

Do you have Harry Potter Scene It?

I don't understand...

Do You Have A Harry Potter Shirt?

No DX

What Character Are You Most Often Compared Too?

Luna

Do You Agree With This?

Sometimes. We ARE both in Ravenclaw, I guess. I'm sort of a Gryffendor too though. I got to choose on Pottermore and chose Ravenclaw...

What Are They?

I don't understand.

Do you object to being Called By them?

No

Are Your friends Supportive of your obsession?

Some of them...

Do you have any inside jokes that relate to Harry Potter?

Yes I do.

What’s One?(You don’t have to explain)

I'd rather not say...

Do you relate a lot of things to Harry Potter?

Yes

Do you love being obsessed With Harry Potter?

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do you wish that you went to Hogwarts?

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have you re-read the books?

No, but I'm working on it.

Have you had A Harry Potter Themed Party?

Yes!

Have You Had An RP Party?

What do you mean?

Do You Want To?

Only my crazy neighbors would come...

Have you ever read a Harry Potter Musical?

No

Have You Ever Wrote One?

No

Do You Want To?

Why not?

Have you ever entered A Contest TO Win Something Harry Potter?

No

If You Wrote A Hogwarts Musical Would You Let People Read it

Maybe

Are You Going To Write One?

If I somehow have time.

IS The Musical Thing Annoying You?

YES

Am I more annoying than Rita Skeeter?

Yes you are. I'd rather not listen to you talk about Musicals, so if you continue, I'll give you to the dementors. *smiles a sickly sweet smile that you know is coated with anger*

Ways to Annoy a Non-Harry Potter Fan! (P.S: This all works!)

1. Relate everything they say to the Harry Potter books and/or movies.

2. Say they look like a Harry Potter character of the opposite gender.

3. Quote Dobby.

4. Hog the computer 24/7 while logged onto MuggleNet.

5. Read out loud to them whenever they can't get away from you (Example: When in a car or an elevator). If you don't have a book with you, recite from memory.

6. Give them Harry Potter merchandise for their birthday and Christmas and demand that they keep it and treasure it forever.

7. Rewrite their favorite song with Harry Potter lyrics and sing it constantly.

8. Crowd their inbox with Harry Potter related e-mail and make sure the subjects are misleading.

9. Start singing a Sorting Hat song at random moments, pretend to forget what comes next, and ask if they know in a very loud voice.

10. Make them play Quidditch with you.

11. Give all of their friends Harry Potter related nicknames and act mortally offended when they don't know the history of their character.

12. Change your name to that of a Harry Potter character and start screaming when they don't address you as such in public.

13. Always speak with a British accent - especially if you aren't from the UK.

14. Refer to real places by Harry Potter names.

15. ...throw a fit if others don't use these names.

16. Draw round glasses and lightning bolt scars on every poster and picture you come across...in permanent marker.

17. Give long lectures about how the prophecy relates to every day life.

18. Give every room in your house a Harry Potter codename. ( Example: The living room becomes the Entrance Hall) and whenever someone asks you where something is, use these names.

19. Change them immediately if they figure out what the names refer to.

20. Constantly ask if they can see the thestrals too.

21. ...refuse to explain what a thestral is.

22. Say, "Anything off the trolley, dear?" in a fake British accent when offering anyone food.

23. Pretend you can do magic.

24. Constantly rearrange their furniture and blame it on indecisive house-elves.

25. Yell "Get away from me, Death Eater!" whenever they get near you.

26. Constantly compare them to Mrs. Figg.

27. ...laugh evilly if they ask who Mrs. Figg is.

28. Complain loudly about how your pictures don't move.

29. Whenever you're asked for advice, reply with "Three turns should do it" in a very serious voice.

30. Break any awkward silences by saying, "How 'bout them Chudley Cannons?"

31. Tell a very long joke using a random Harry Potter quote as the punchline and then laugh hysterically.

32. ...make sure the joke isn't funny.

33. Use the titles "You-Know-Who" and "He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named" to refer to random people.

34. ... make sure no one knows who you're talking about.

35. Write letters to people (friends, neighbors...politicians) and ask them to join S.P.E.W.

36. ...hand fliers advertising it to a random passerby.

37. Report Dumbledore's death to your local authorities.

38. Call them repeatedly asking if Percy Weasley is there and hang up before they can reply.

39. Pop up in place you're not supposed to be and insist that you were only trying to Apparate.

40. If you're late for something, blame it on your broken Time Turner.

41. Deck yourself out in all of your Harry Potter gear when you know you'll be going to a public place.

42. Walk past a wall over and over again, stopping randomly to bang on. When you receive weird stares, shout, "What?! I'm look for the Room of Requirement!"

43. Every time you see them, demand an explanation of why exactly they don't like Harry Potter.

44. If anyone tells you you'll go to hell for reading Harry Potter, either: a) jump and down and tell them that you can't wait; b) tell them you'll meet them there; c) sing "Weasley Is Our King" over and over again; or d) ask them to back up this claim with evidence, and laugh at them when they can't.

45. Play the soundtracks while they're stuck in your car.

46. ...add commentary. ( Oh, this is where they...)

47. When one of the movies is on TV, call to remind them.

48. ...every five minutes.

49. If they ask for your phone number, tell them it's 6-2-4-4-2.

50. Say "Alohomora!" everytime you open a door.

51. Sort every person you meet into one of the four Houses.

52. Follow them around while acting out a scene from the book doing very annoying voices for all the characters. Expect them to join in, and act offended when they don't.

53. Count down to some obscure Harry Potter event, whether it's Dumbledore's birthday, or when a Harry Potter DVD comes out. Keep saying: "87 (86, 85, etc.) more days!" in the middle of every conversation you have with your friend. Smile in a superior way when they ask what you're counting down to.

54. Start talking about a deceased Harry Potter character and suddenly burst into hysterical tears.

55. Refuse to be comforted.

56. Ask them to help you study for your O.W.L's and N.E.W.T's.

57. Knit them hats and insist that you're just trying to liberate them.

58. Talk to animals and insist that they're Animagi.

59. Treat them to lunch and then suddenly realize you can't pay for the meal since the restaurant doesn't accept Galleons, Sickles, or Knuts.

60. Run up to random men with long, dark hair and scream, "SIRIUS! I always knew you were alive!"

61. Point at modern electronic devices and loudly say, "Look at that! The things these Muggles come up with..."

62. Write letters to the editor of your local newspaper about the evils of our society ( Namely, Death Eaters and discrimination against friendly werewolves).

63. Send them numerous letters informing them that they have been selected to attend Hogwarts.

64. Carry around a shiny rock and proclaim that you possess the Sorcerer's Stone.

65. Say everything in a sing-song voice like Luna Lovegood.

66. End every converastion and/or letter with "Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!"

67. ...refuse to provide an explanation.

68. Tap all brick walls you encounter with an umbrella.

69. Say "Lumos" when turning on a light.

70. Point and grunt and insist that you're speaking Troll.

71. Refuse to wash your hair and explain that you're going for the Snape look.

72. Spend hours at a time trying to get your broom to fly.

73. Invite them over for the night and force them to watch the first three movies with you.

74. If they leave for any reason, restart the movie and tell them it's the Time Turner scene.

75. Shriek loudly and insist that you're speaking Mermish.

76. If you're asked to retrieve something, shout "Accio!" loudly.

77. ...when this doesn't work, throw a fit.

78. Demand to know what exactly the function of a rubber duck is.

79. Talk like Hagrid.

80. Point to garden gnomes and say, "Silly Muggles don't have a clue about what gnomes look like!" in a very loud voice.

81. Take them to a CD store and make them help you look for the newest Weird Sisters album.

82. Yell "Avada Kedavra" anytime they give the anti-HP lecture, then fake excruciating pain as your soul rips in two.

83. Write "Enemies of the Heir, BEWARE!" in red paint on their wall.

84. When confronted about the message, refuse to take responsibility and/or explain it further.

85. Hum Hedwig's Theme constantly and be sure to include any crescendos, decrescendos, accents, etc.

86. Petition to have Hedwig's Theme become the new National Anthem.

87. Wear all black and explain that you're in mourning over the death of "The Only One He Ever Feared."

88. ...when asked for am explanation of this cryptic title, cry hysterically.

89. Replace their entire movie collection with the Harry Potter films.

90. If they ask you about the weather, solemnly say, "Mars is bright tonight."

91. Print this out and use it as a checklist.

92. Insist that they subscribe for your new Harry Potter newsletter and when they say no, act like you've been seriously offended.

93. Potter Puppet Pals, anyone?

94. Knit them a maroon jumper every year - especially if maroon isn't their color.

95. When taking the stairs with them, stop and insist that you have to wait because the staircases are moving.

96. If someone turns off the lights, make a loud cracking sound and pretend to Apparate to the other side of the room.

97. Carry around a hip flask and refuse to drink anything anyone offers you.

98. Toss a small handful of sand and yell out, "Diagon Alley!"

99. If you go to a train station with them, loudly ask random people if they know where you can find Platform 9 3/4. Do this in an extremely fake British accent.

100. When your friend is checking sports scores, ask them if they can find out the score of the latest Quidditch match.

101. If they refuse, complain (loudly) that you missed the semi-final match between the Chudley Cannons and the Wimbourne Wasps and you need to know who will be advancing to the finals against the Tutshill Tornadoes.

102. At your next sleepover, draw a lightning-bolt scar on your forehead, and just as your friend is drifting off to sleep, grab your forehead and start screaming that you dreamed Voldemort killed your parents.

103. Fill a bowl with water and tie some tinsel to the end of your wand. Move the wand-tip from your temple to the bowl and pretend you're transferring your thoughts to a Pensieve, and ask not to be disturbed.

104. When at a train station with them, repeatedly throw yourself against the wall between Platforms 9 and 10. If someone asks if you need help, state in a panicked voice that you're going to miss the Hogwarts Express, and do they have a flying car that you could borrow?

105.At random moments, pick up a wand like object and run around a room, screaming deadly curses and disturbing jinxes. Then collapse, act faint and say that you must be immediately to St. Mungos for you had been placed under the Imperius curse. When not taken, repeat the process.

106. While playing chess with them, stare at your pieces and give them verbal commands.

107. Throw the chessboard across the room when the pieces don't move.

108. Invite them to play "find the Horcrux" with you.

109. Tell them you're wearing an invisibility cloak, then hide.

110. Say "Knock knock." When the person says "Who's there?", say "You Know." When they say "You Know Who?", roll on the floor laughing. When they say they don't get it, become very offended and refuse to explain.

111. Wear mismatched clothes and if someone asks you why say it's because you can never keep up with the muggle fashions.

112. Send out birthday party invitations for a Harry Potter character. Be sure to call everyone who doesn't respond and ask them if they're coming.

113. On the first day of school, ask all of your teachers if "Hogwarts, a History" will be required reading.

114. In casual conversation, mention things you've been taught by Professor Flitwick.

115. Call your local station or cable provider and ask if they will be carrying the Chuddly Cannon games this season.

116. Write all letters to said person on parchment with quills.

117. Whenever they read the newspaper in public, complain loudly about how Scrimegeour is paying them to keep the big stories quiet.

118. Drag them along to the nearest place that has old brick buildings, pull out your pink umbrella, and start tapping the bricks - explain that you're looking for Diagon Alley.

119. Whenever it's foggy outside, scream "The Dementors are coming!" and hide for days at a time.

120. Fill a bowl with water and tie some tinsel to the end of your wand. Move the wand-tip from your temple to the bowl and pretend you're transferring your thoughts to a Pensieve, and ask not to be disturbed.

121. Insist the radio is called a Wizarding Wireless Network.

122. When travelling long distances, insist on going by Floo Powder - while grabbing a handful of soil from the nearest flowerpot.

123. Tell them that they're almost as smart as Grawp.

124. ..refuse to tell them who Grawp is.

125. Speak in a loud harsh voice at random moments and make predictions about people. Then, use your normal voice again and pretend that you don't remember anything.

126. Constantly remind them that you're Dumbledore's man/woman through and through.

127. Walk up to random people and ask them if their initials are R.A.B.

128. If they say no, give them a dirty mistrusting look.

129. If they say yes, then tackle them and demand that they hand over the Horcrux.

130. Yell "Crucio" at drivers who cut you off.

131. Call them every night and ask what the Transfiguration homework is

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If you can read that please put it in your profile.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile. Sorry if you cried.

Hilarious:

Ways to annoy others on an elevator:

1) Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) Meow occasionally.

6) Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) Say -DING at each floor.

8) Say "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) Drop a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) Swat at flies that don't exist.

22) Call out "Group hug" then enforce it

Did you know that 98% of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93% of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in the God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

I hope you enjoyed my weird yet interesting profile! XD