Hey guys! This is Cos! I'm finally getting my attacks--er, acts together, so sit back, relax, and enjoy the psychotic view!

http://www.fanfiction.net/forum/Of-Mistakes-and-Mishaps/135323/ This will make your life a whole lot better. And it will make mine a whole lot better too. :)

Ideas are coming soon! Oh, and can anyone say forum games? 'Cause sometime in the future when I finish my updates, I WILL BE ABLE TO :DDDD

Title: Hmmmm, What Could I Name This? ...Still not-- *cut off for failing*

Author: I wonder who that could be?

Language: Fanfiction

Rated: Fiction T for trouble--and truffles.

Genre(s): Humor/Friendship/Parody (maybe a little romance if I listed my fav shippings/pairings? -pied-)

Chapters: ...ONE.

Words: FFN doesn't tell me, so I don't know. But you're more than welcome to count them yourself...

Reviews: ...And what do you mean by that? PMs? I obsess over interactions with authors who don't talk about some of the stuff that some of the authors I've met talk about Send me one!

Favs: Well, since I don't think this counts as my actual profile, THIS part doesn't have any favs. Haha!

Follows: You know, I do believe that that's called 'Author Alert'.

Updated: FFN does that info for me.

Published: FFN does that for me, too.

Status: The road to success is always under construction, meaning that this will NEVER be marked complete!

id: ...FFN did that...too. Man, they're doing EVERYTHING for me here! Well, except writing the stories...Get on your game, FFN! That would be perfect! No no, I'm just kidding. Obviously.

You get a little ego boost if you noticed what my country locator thing said without looking up there at the end of this sentence.

Avatar rights go to: cheezburger.com! Awesome site; it has other sections besides cats like dogs and pokemon. If you are ever, EVER short of inspiration for your humor/parody story, GO TO THIS SITE. You won't regret it unless you don't have a virus scanner and/or high internet speed. And no, FFN, this isn't an advertisement. I just don't want to get sued.

Latest Uploadz: Master Hand's Answering Machine got an update last week. Morals Modernized got edited and updated rather unexpectedly. Meanwhile, thoughts of a possible continuation for Dam Dadi Doo swim in the back of my mind...

Morals Modernized is going on. Fifty days, fifty fables. If there's anything you want to see in that, let me know by review/PM. Thanks for all the favs and follows!

Fandoms I've Played/Read/Heard of and Watched: Mario, Luigi's Mansion, Kirby, SSB, Legend of Zelda (Phantom Hourglass only), Pokemon (OBSESSED), Professor Layton, Legendary Starfy/Densetsu no Stafy (no matter HOW unpopular it is!), Viva Pinata (needs more love), Pikmin, Wreck-It Ralph, Varjak Paw, Warriors (all generations), Seekers, Survivors, Spy Mice, A Series of Unfortunate Events (the book series), Animal Ark (though not many), Hank the Cowdog (STILL LOVE IT), Bunnicula, Geronimo Stilton (...awkward), Guardians of Ga'Hoole, Wolves of the Beyond, and the Mistmantle Chronicles (which seriously needs more love).

My Forum(s):

http://www.fanfiction.net/forum/Oyranos-Asteri/121539/

Please visit and participate in it to help the Starfy fandom survive. There are a total of about six people who have accounts on this site that still know the section actually exists.

My Lame Excuse for Some Actual Information About Me That You'll Probably Never Need To Know:

Dumb Quote of the Month: 'You will conquer obstacles to achieve success.' Fortune Cookie Fortune (Well if I'm conquering obstacles I sure would hope that I'd achieve success! It would damn well suck if I didn't achieve success after conquering all those obstacles!)

Name: Please, call me Pearl--oh, who cares what you call me...

Gender: Female. ...Well, I guess the cat with a bowtie might've thrown you off...

Age: 15. Don't see why so many people are afraid to say their age, though.

Religion: ATTENTION COPY-AND-PASTE BIAS-ER PEOPLE! I am a Christian! Now you don't have to wonder why my profile is so short if I have at least thirty Christian copy-and-pastes on my profile!

Birthday/Hatchday: Wait, wait, wait. Since when do you care? You're just a random person reading my pro--er, news bulletin! I wouldn't tell you unless you obsessed over my stories and completely admired me...okay, I'd tell you if you were a really good friend, too.

Favorite Color: Green.

Favorite Bands/Music: I don't listen to the radio, and I don't listen to anything that would be 'highly rated'. 'Rating' as in 'M rating', although some lower rated songs can be just as bad. I've still heard of most popular songs, like 'Fireflies', 'Dynamite', 'Call Me Maybe', 'Dam Dadi Doo'; stuff like that. I listen to Owl City, Cascada (their more popular songs), and some random Disney-associated artists more regularly, though. If it's electronic, I'd give it at least 3/5 stars provided it wasn't 'rated'.

FFN relevant stuff

Fav Mario Pairing: It's gotta be either Luigi/Rosalina or Doopliss/Vivian. You see, I have some weird disease where I really don't like a lot of Luigi/Dasiy. It's okay, but it's EVERYWHERE. Name me one story, except for one that is a romance story not involving Daisy, where you haven't seen this reference. I don't know if I got worn out on it, or if I like Luigi/Rosalina because it was the first Mario couple I'd ever seen, but I just don't really like Luaisy. Luigi/Rosalina is awesome and underused, and so is Vivian/Doopliss.

Fav Kirby Pairing: Knowledgeshipping.

Fav Pokemon Pairing: Ugh...which legendship do I like best...I like them all (except Regigigas/Heatran. I could go on forever about my hate for THAT pairing)...well, right now I REALLY like CosmosShipping... But Palkia has to be male, and Dialga and Giratina have to be female for me to get the most out of it. I have no idea why, though, since I enjoy being weird with genders just to annoy people...I guess I really got attached to them *crosses out 'them' and inserts 'Palkia'*...Yeah, I don't have an unreasonable crush on him at all. *mauled* Don't worry, I'm not TOO obsessed. I guess if I had to choose a second pairing off the top of my head I would choose GodModeShipping because of In Reverse and A Matter of Opinion again. :D

Fav Warriors Pairing: Am I allowed at least 20?

I'm pretty picky with what I read, so if you want me to read your story, all you have to do is ask. Sometimes I miss stories when I'm in a hurry. And I usually can't review/fav because in this modern world, a decent internet connection for a reasonable price does not exist.

Possible Future Ideas:

For sure that I'm going to work on (descriptions later):

Mt. Silver Mistake (pokemon) Humor/Romance fic inspired by a Youtube hack called 'Mt Silver Cave is Full of Legendary Pokemon'.

Littlest Legendary Shop (pokemon) Humor/Romance fic inspired by one of the original LPS toys.

What Money Can't Buy (pokemon) Humor fic inspired by an electric fish tank.

Twist on the Story (pokemon) Romance fic; SpaceTwistshipping (GASP! CosmosShipping has been traded in?!)

Butterfly (pokemon; AU) Romance fic inspired by Persephatta's AU world; MewMewshipping.

Ties (warriors) A fic inspired by the ending of 'The Last Hope'.

Separate (Warriors; AU) Romance fic involving Firestar/Spottedleaf

For Her (warriors; future) Somewhat fluffy fic about Crowfeather; set in the future. Could be considered AU.

Could Have (warriors) Romance fic about Dovewing/Tigerheart. Won't be out for a while after considering how terrible my last Dove/Tiger fic was.

In Indefinite Stories:

Warriors: I have a few ideas involving Skyclan, Firestar, or Lionblaze that I might get together sometime. Mostly romance on them.

Kirby: Since I don't have any good ideas for this right now, I think I'll focus on cleaning up DDD (no, it's a story abbreviation for Dam Dadi Doo. Fooled ya!)

Mario: -waits for idea to hit me-

Pokémon: Many pairings for regular and legendary pokemon alike, including Ouchshipping, Friendshipping, CosmosShipping, etc. Sylveon will be given a debut in one of my stories involving an Eeveelutions pairing.

Legendary Starfy: -starts repairing old stories- The ideas I have for this one will need a heck of a lot of time to flesh them out completely, so I'll get to them a little later.

Varjak Paw: My Varjak/Holly one was been mentally IP for about eight months now and it's still as terrible as ever. It's not impossible, though.

Wreck-It Ralph: While I do have a somewhat short and good idea for a chaptered fic on this one, I don't know if I'll be able to work it out.

Seekers: Kallik/Somebody Random.

Mistmantle Chronicles: I've got an Urchin romance story brewing...wonder who I could possibly be talking about?

Super Smash Brothers: I won't let you down, guys! I WILL get that Pikachu/Jigglypuff idea out! I've already got a good start!

Luigi's Mansion: -dreams up minor editing plans for Silence-

Legend of Zelda: Well, it involves Linebeck's ship. Either that or something with Ganondorf.

Sorry! No copy-and-pasties here! I got really tired of them cluttering up my profile. Not to mention that I can't collect every one of them to prove that I'm not uncompassionate...if that's even a word...

NOTICE (5/3/13): After looking over my stories and stories in progress, I noticed that they really didn't...fit me anymore. Now that for no reason means that they're going to be deleted forever like a few of my other...less than desireable stories were...It just means that I don't write like that anymore and that they don't reflect my writing style (thankfully). I just need a little time to figure everything out and see what some of my next writing projects turn out to be. My writing has improved above the level of my older stories, but I really want to move forward instead of floundering around in the past by trying to fix them. I'll still give you some updates, but not everything will get done immediately/simultaneously. However, things will definitely move along!

Notice for Starfy fans: I...I can't...freaking...believe it. I just deleted The Legendary MOE!...I didn't want to delete any of my Starfy stories...but I had to. It sucked too much for me to ever edit and rewrite. Basically, it was something that could've been great but got spoiled due to circumstances. I...I didn't put my heart into it, an automatic turnoff in something that's very precious to me and most other authors who know the value of hard freaking work. It was hard freaking work, but I didn't really enjoy it. I just used it as something to dump all my anger from the real world (curse that bitch) since I had nowhere else to go. But even considering that...I'm kinda glad to see it go. Just because of the fact that I wasn't giving it my best makes me dislike it. Yes, despite the fact that it was my first story and I invested countless hours into all the planning and writing. Despite the fact that it was about Starfy. Despite the fact that some of it actually was good and funny. Despite the fact that it was over 44,000 words. Despite a bunch of other things that I'm not going to list. I'm sad (more than sad) to see it go, but it had to. I didn't do a good job on it, and therefore, since it's just a work by my hands, I told myself that it sucked and that nobody who read it would actually bother taking me seriously. I truly apologize for those two or three people who might have liked it, but...I dunno. I'm just depressed now and I won't take any more of your time. -sobs in dark dreary corner for The Legendary MOE!-