Hey, I know you probably don't give a damn about what's on my profile and your probably not going to watch or read any of this, but still.

Some stuff to know about me: I am 13. I'm a girl. I'm addicted to Fanfiction. I'm on the verge of failing Math (eh, F-k it, who needs math anyways?) Gay and Smut FanFiction is SO my guilty pleasure. I am not gay (at least not to my knowledge). I love to write and I really hope that someday I can become a writer. But if writing doesn't work out I'd become a singer, psychologist, a screenwriter, or somebody that gets paid to watch TV. I wish I could harmonize, but I can't, so the singing thing probably won't work out either, All of my free time is spent on pointless but amusing stuff. I have an obsession with supernatural books (angels, demons, reincarnation, you name it). I doubt anybody actually cares about what I have to say... I consider myself funny and I sing constantly (big tip off to anybody that knows me).

It has nothing to do with FanFiction, but you should just check it out anyways: http://unexplainablemagik.tumblr.com

Here's my Tumblr that holds some of my freelance writing. My own original idea's that if you'd like to test out, help yourself: http://thetummblerthatshallnotbenamed.tumblr.com

The best things in life are: my friends, food, TV, Star Wars, FanFiction, my family, sleep, the right to be as perverse as I want, and music

The Worst Things in life are: Science Class, Math Class, Waking up for school, waking up to go to work, work, waiting for your favorite TV Show to come back on after either a hiatus, season finale, mid-season finale, or just next week, Serial Killers, horror films, 9/11

Okay so some authors you should check out

For Young Justice: TheCrazyRonnie & geekdad

For Pretty Little Liars: TieMeDownToYourSoul & ThereAreNoLInes

For Victorious: Knightales, Sammy McCallister, & AliasSpyCrazy

For Hannah Montana: And.Your.Point (she also writes Victorious) & AnnieMJ

For Glee: LateInLifeTiburon

Best Parings:

Young Justice:

1. Spitfire (OTP): Have you not... oh my god if you don't ship them than you aren't human and you absolutely hate perfect couples and... this one doesn't even need an explanation why they are SO awesome together.

2. Chalant: Because who else can understand Robin/Nightwing so perfectly (besides me:)

3. SuperMartian

Victorious:

1. Jori (OTP): Good Girl-Bad Girl thing. I always root for opposites attract couples

2. Cabbie: Because they are the cutest damn thing ever.

Pretty Little Liars:

1. Spemily (FanFic only): Um... have you read the Spemily FanFictions? You will understand. I don't support them on the show (that's just weird and creepy) but oh my crap they are so perfect for each other on FanFiction.

2. Spanna (FanFic only): Opposites attract

3. Ezria (OTP): Okay, despite all the odds they have managed to stay together and they really love each other and would do anything for each other. I think this Malcolm drama is stupid and so is this Wes drama and they need to stop pushing Ezria drama because it's boring now. Why can't they just be happy? I'm also a hardcore sucker for a teacher/student relationship.

4. Spoby (before he went all A evil): They had chemistry (and they are both hot/sexy). He genuinely (seemed) to care about her when they were dating and he was like the perfect boyfriend. I am talking before he was revealed as A when he was all amazing. And he cared for her and came back for her. My favorite Spoby kiss: The one when she was in the creepy carnival thing, comes out petrified, defies her parents, and kisses him. Yes!

5. Emaya: Because Samara really understood her and tried to know her and didn't push and she was good for Emily. Maya was like smoking and too rebellious and although I loved her character she wasn't right. I'm warming up to Paige but I will never fully forgive her for trying to drown Emily.

South of Nowhere:

Glen and Chelsea: Because they were so cute together and she was kind of the 'game changer' for him and he really did support her and love her and he wasn't as pushy as Clay was and I liked them together.

Aiden and Kyla: Because they were supposed to happen and it was like... I don't remember who but I think it was Kyla and she was like, "I am going to be the future Mrs. Aidan Dennison," or whatever.

Aiden and Ashley (friends): I think that because they dated and everything they went through they are great for each other as best friends only and are each other's "platonic soul mates." He'll always be there for her when she messes up with Spencer and vise versa with Kyla.

Spashley (OTP): Because they were pushed from episode one and no matter how much the other one screwed up it didn't matter and they always took each other back.

Kyle XY:

1. Kessi (OTP): Did you not see their chemistry? The glowing necklaces? How much they were meant to be? How they brought out the best in each other? How they truly understood each other? You had to be blind to miss their chemistry. It's not that I don't support Kymanda. It's just that Kessi is WAY better

2. Leclan: Let's face it Kyle XY fans, it was going to happen. Did you not see how they could never get over each other and they were just... all of you Mark-Lori shippers I understand. Honestly, Mark was a great guy. Let's face it though, we all knew Leclan was endgame

3. Jandy: Star Trek, $0.25 rings, and G-Force. Enough said

Glee:

1. Finchel: Because they are meant to be. Holy Crap. That 'I Do' episode with Rachel's possible child. Urgh! It literally can't be Finn's unless I missed some previous hook-up with them which means it's most likely Brody's IF it happens

2. Brittana: Although I do like Bram as well so this is like a half/half. I only like Bram because I think Santana is too good for Brittany. Then again, Brittany brings out a nice side of Santana, which is why it's always an inner struggle with those two for my poor shipper heart

3. Quintana (Fanfic only): Holy shit, that new episode 'I Do' has just... it was weird. It was like... I only support this couple on FanFiction but not on the show, which sounds weird, but it was almost like a worst nightmare type thing. I have a feeling they're going to use this couple to drive Brittana back together.

4. Any GirlSantana: Santana is just like... my OTC {if that exists} she's my favorite badass bitch out of all my favorite badass bitches. She's the PERFECT mix of bitch and heart/soul. I find myself shipping Quintana, Brittana, Pezberry, pretty much like everyone with her

5. Marley and Jake: I know some people are like, "don't call them the new Finchel" but I'm sorry, they are. Therefore they are meant to be. I'm okay with them love triangle pushing Marley-Jake-Ryder, as long as Marley and Jake are endgame

6. Klaine: Let's face it. Freaking cutest couple ever. Kurt just forgive Blaine. He loves you, and Blaine, keep rooting for Klaine.

People I Will Never Ship on the TV Shows or on FanFiction:

1. Tandré (they're like brother and sister, not boyfriend and girlfriend)

2. Jalex (they are literally brother and sister. It's just too creepy)

3. Blaine and Tine (because he's gay idiot. Get over him!)

4. Aidan and Ashley because Ashley belongs with Spencer, nuff said

5. Bori because they are too cliché and they're not right for each other. I don't think Tori belongs with anybody on that show and since they make her out as a 'saint' whose supposed to be the best (morally) character and all or whatever, than nobody really deserves her in that sense. But also, she just doesn't click right with any of the characters that are guys

The Music I'm Obsessed With Right Now:

1. Pitch Perfect Finale Song

2. Thrift Shop by Macklemore

3. I Won't Go Home Without You by Maroon5

4. The Scientist by Coldplay

5. Ours by Taylor Swift

I'm also ALWAYS obsessed with I'm Yours by Jason Mraz, How to Love by lil Wayne, anything Taylor Swift, and anything Demi Lovato

Also, I only saw the first few episodes of Secret Circle (I got too scared) but i support Fayana! I just love the bitches (with the good hearts) and the good girls.

The shows you must see are:

1. Pretty Little Liars, The Lying Game, Revenge, Once Upon a Time, Scandal, Heart of Dixie, Kyle XY, and Young Justice

You should definitely read these:

"The Fire Within" Series, "The Mysterious Benedict Society", "Percy Jackson and the Olympics", "A Crooked Kind of Perfect", "House of Night" Series, and "The Awakening" Series

I try not to repost to much, i doubt anyone reads it, but I couldn't resiste-posting the full thing of "Girl's Don't Realize" and certain parts of the "best friends" thing

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!"

FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them

BEST FRIENDS: kick your butt and all's forgiven

FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and say nice to meet you

BEST FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and scare the Hell out of him by threatening to break every bone in his body if he hurts you

FRIENDS: Will take you to buy a pregnancy test

BEST FRIENDS: Will stand outside the bathroom screaming "NAME IT AFTER ME!"

FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this

BEST FRIENDS: Would repost this crap

FRIENDS: Fade

BEST FRIENDS: Are forever

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1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don’t cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

Love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

Down.

3. If you’re initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

Blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

The memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

Changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

Soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time

But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

Anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

Girls Don't Realize These Things!

I'm Sorry:

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

Father: "You’re in big trouble Miss!"
Child: "I didn’t do anything!"
Father: "YOU KICKED HIM!!"
Child: "It was an accident!"
Father:"In the Face...?"
Child: "My foot slipped..."
Father: "Five times?!"
Child: ...

So, thats all folks (Cue Porky Pig)