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since: 05-02-12, id: 3980000, Profile Updated: 12-17-12
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Hi my name shall remain secret. I'm 12. I love to read write and listen to music. Basics of my life. I love non-canon but i will do some canon and a few if requested. Like I said I'm 12 so i don't do sex scenes.

Stories that i will write off of. ?= I'm not 100% that I'm writing off of it, but I might.

Night World

Harry Potter?

Seer series

Hush Hush

Fallen (Kate Lauren)

Twilight

Vampire Academy

Blue Bloods

Vampire Diaries

Evernight Academy

House of Night

Darren Shan/ Cirque Du Freak

Shifters (Rachel Vincent)

Blood and Chocolate

Nightshade Series (Andrea Cremer)

Raised by Wolves (Jennifer Barnes)

Percy Jackson (and The Olympians)

Daughters of the Moon

Sons of the Dark

Kane Chronicles

Heroes of Olympus

Trylle

Hunger Games

Uglies?

XPairingsX

PoppyxJames

JezxMorgead

SabinexDominic

NoraxPatch

LucexDaniel

BellaxEmmett

BellaxJasper

BellaxCarlisle?

BellaxPeter

BellaxJasperxPeter

BellaxGarrett

BellaxPeterxGarrett

BellaxSam

BellaxPaul

BellaxSamxJacob?

BellaxJarred?

BellaxJake

BellaxQuil?

BellaxEmbry?

BellaxDemitri

BellaxAlec

BellaxFelix?

BellaxAro?

BellaxMarcus?

BellaxCaius

RosexDimitri

RosexChristian?

SchuylerxJack

ElenaxDamon

ElenaxStephan

BiancaxLuke

BiancaxBalthazar

ZoeyxStark

Darren

FaythexMarc

FaythexJace

ViviennexGabe

CallaxRen

CallaxShay

PercyxAnnabeth

PercyxThalia?

PercyxArtemis?

PercyxAphrodite?

PercyxAthena?

PercyxHera?

PercyxDemeter?

PercyxHestia?

PercyxNymphs?

Vanessa

Catty

Serena

Jimena

SadiexAnubis

SadiexWalt

WendyxLoki

WendyxFinn

KatnissxPeeta?

KatnissxGale?

PrimxGale?

1. YOUR REAL NAME: Kat*a

2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Katizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fave coulour and fave animal): Black Panther

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (Middle name and current street name): Monique Birch-Brush

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (The first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): Rusaser

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Red Water

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of your siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Asianae

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name): Marie

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets) Black Angel

hahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahaha

IF I WAS

An object : Book

A season : Summer

A plate of food : No idea never put any thought into it

An animal : Any big cat or wolf

A color : Red, Black, Blue, Green, or White

A novel : VampireAcademy

A legend : Robin Hood

A fictional character : Rosemarie Hathaway

A movie : Any movie where the main character is a badass ass-kicking name taking bitch that is a girl ex: Rosemarie Hathaway.

A weapon : Sword/dagger/shuriken/stiletto (not the shoe the knife type of stiletto), tonfa or all of them. i prefer the last

A motto : "All men make mistakes, but only wise men learn from their mistakes." Winston Churchill

A bird : Eagle

An element : Fire or Water/Ice

A vegetal : Crying Willow Tree

A fruit : Pomegranate or Watermelon

A sound : Wind or the Ocean, ot even the Woods.

A climate : Humid Continental

A leisure time : Reading

A clothe : Tank top

A vehicle : Mercedes/Porsche/BMW/Lamborghini/Mustang/Comoro/Chevy/Ferrari

A flower : Rose or Lilly

A jewel : Necklace

A country : United States/Greece/Russia (I can’t quite decide)

A precious stone : ALL of them

A day of the week : Saturday

A musical instrument : Guitar or drums

A metal : Silver

A perfume : ETC!

A drink : Water

A fear : Spider

A person I would like to meet : My soul mate

A passion : History, such as Greek History.

A letter : K

A musical style : All

An hour : Midnight

A sport : Volley-Ball

A quality : Honesty, Honor, Respect, Love (I know it’s more that one, but they are the most important ones)

A fault : Stubborn

A part of the body : Eyes that's my fave thing about me but my hair

A magical power : Sponge i can absorb every power so i have every power in every known universe

A website : Fan Fiction

A job : One that pays a lot

( )( )( )( )( )( )- _ ɪƒ ƴσυ'ʀє αʟσηє,
( )( ) ɪ'ʟʟ ɓє ƴσυʀ ѕɧασѡ.
( ) ( ) ɪƒ ƴσυ ѡαηт тσ cʀƴ,
( ) ɪ'ʟʟ ɓє ƴσυʀ ѕɧσυʟєʀ.
( ) ɪƒ ƴσυ ѡαηт α ɧυɢ,
( ) _ ɪ'ʟʟ ɓє ƴσυʀ ρɪʟʟσѡ.
( ) ɪƒ ƴσυ ηєє тσ ɓє ɧαρρƴ,
( ) ) _ ɪ'ʟʟ ɓє ƴσυʀ ѕɱɪʟє.
( ) ɓυт αηƴтɪɱє ƴσυ ηєє α ƒʀɪєη,
( ) _ ɪ'ʟʟ ʝυѕт ɓє ɱє.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Re-post this message, or

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

Have you?

Have you kissed anyone? Yes

(If girl)Have you kissed a girl? Yes

(If boy) Have you kissed a boy?_

Have you ever done drugs? Yup Ibuprofen and Tylenol

Have you ever smoked? Yes

Have you ever got drunk? No

Will you? IDK

Will you get married? Hopefully

will you have children? Yep!

will you ever be a teacher? IDK

Will you ever be a doctor? IDK

will you ever be gay/lesbian? IDK

1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle.

2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.

3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.

IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY?

Someday-nickel back

HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?

Do your own thing-Raven symone

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY?

Tell me that you love me- Victoria justice

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?

Don’t hold your breath- Nicole Scherzinger

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?

Till the dawn- drew sidora

WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO?

What doesn’t kill you-Kelly Clarkson

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

Fearless- Taylor swift

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

Miss independent- Kelly Clarkson

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

I can- Nas

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

A public affair- Jessica simpsons

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

Unwritten-Natasha bedingfeild

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

Toxic-Britney spears

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

Right kind of wrong- Leann rymes

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

Just dance- lady gaga

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?

Funhouse- P!nk

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

She wolf – shakira

WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW?

Dance forever-allstar weekend

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

Oh oh – Miranda cosgrove

Put your music on Shuffle and fill this out!!

Opening credits: Cinderella-cheetah girls

Waking up: Genie in a bottle-Christina Aguilera

First day of school: Hurry up and Save Me-Tiffany Giardina

Falling in love: Stickwitu-PussyCat Dolls

Fighting: MyLove-Justin Timberlake ft Timbaland

Breaking up: Wrong Baby Wrong-Martina McBride

Driving: GoodLife-OneRepublic

Flashback: What Doesn't Kill You (Stronger)-Kelly Clarkson

Mental Breakdown: Bullet-Hollywod Undead

Getting back together: Don’t Mess With My Man-Nivea ft LL Cool J

Wedding: 1,2,3,4-Plain White T’s

Birth of a child: From This Moment On-Shania Twain

Final battle: Cold Hearted-Paula Abdul

Death scene: Sparks Fly-Taylor Swift

Funeral: Goodbye-Kristinia DeBarge

End credits: Never Be Replaced-First Lady

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD if you are the first part second doesn't matter.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I’m JEWISH, so I must be rich.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. (Does it count if you spend over 3 years down south, and can bring the accent out?)
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I HAVE GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd/bookworm.

I KNOW A LOT, so I MUST have no life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like
READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pendantic bastard.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I don’t like showing my emotions so I MUST be a cold, heartless person
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

Time for a QUIZ!

RULES
You must fill out EVERY question! No skipping!
Copy and paste this on your profile!

ARE YOU?

1. Perfect? No, no one is, sadly.
2. Tall? No, sometimes I wish I were taller... I am twelve, and around 5’1”
3. In your pajamas? Yup it is 11:41 at night, you bet your ass I am.
4. Left handed? No I am right handed, though, I punch harder with my left hand

LAST:

1. Friend you saw: JJ
2. Talked to on the phone: Caroline
3. Person to text you: Shelby
4. Was today better than yesterday? I dunno. Maybe. I don't keep track of these things!

FAVORITES:

1. Number: 3, 7,14, 16, 21 63, 64, 69, 78

2. Color(s): Back and Red, and Brown

3. Fruit: Watermelons, and Pomegranate

4. Place: My head, at a local Church

EIGHT EMOTIONS:

1. Are you missing someone right now? Yes.
2. Are you happy? No
3. Are you sad? Umm, kind of
4. Are you bored? Yes
6. Are you nervous? No.
8. Are you tired? Somewhat

ABOUT YOU:

1. Real name? Kat*a
2. Nick names? Kat, Kit-Kat, Kitty, Barbie, Princess, Darlin’, Hun, Babe,Sexy,Blondie, Pinky(I had pink died streaks of pink in my hair) need I go on?

3. Eye color? Blue

4. Zodiac sign? Capricorn
5. Male or female? Gender, or preference? Gender: Female, Preferance: Male
6. Slut? No I can’t be I’m a virgin
7. Smart? Whatever I say, it's going to be stupid and biased so I'll let you decide.
8. Hair color? Blonde……………
9. Long or short? Long what...? *narrows eyes* long hair
10. Sweats or Jeans? Depends
11. Phone or Camera? Phone.
12. Drink or Smoke? Don’t know, I am a goody, goody! Though I fukin hate it, I can’t do jack shit about it. (Lately i wish i did though)
13. Righty or lefty? Right

FIRSTS:

1. First best friend? Allana Roy
2. First crush? Danny Rickson

3. First pet? My first that was mine, nd not my moms? A tigered cat named Bastian
4. First big vacation? HamptnBeach, for a week, I was exactly 18 months.

CURRENTLY:

1. Eating? Water
2. Drinking? Water
3. I'm about to: Do nothing. Pull an all nighter on a sunday, on fanfic searching through profiles to add to mine.
4. Listening to? My Music( I can’t live without it)
5. Plans for today? Nothing, it is 11:53 pm.

WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX?

1. Shorter or taller? Taller
2. Romantic or spontaneous? Both
3. Sensitive or loud? Both.
4. Hook-up or relationship? Relationship.

HAVE YOU EVER:

1. Drank bubbles? Probably.
2. Lost glasses/contacts? Yes
3. Ran away from home? Attempted too, for about 7 hours

4. Broken someone's heart? I hope not...
5. Been arrested? No, I’m a goody goody, on the outside and in school, and in public. (I don't want to be but i am 12 and i have an over protective fam so i can't try anything!)

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

1. Miracles? Depends
2. Yourself? Not Really……
3. Heaven? Maybe
4. Santa Claus?
No.
5. Love?
Yes.
6. Do you like someone?
Yes, three someone's
7. Do you believe in God?
Gods.
8. Answered the truth on all questions?
Yes, those were the rules right?

I'm the girl who every knows her name, for good or for bad. I’m the girl that if you call my friend a brat I WILL say something.

I'm the girl that will slap you if you push me.

I’m the girl that speaks my mind, whether you like it or not.

I’m the girl that walks like i am proud.

Im the girl that you don't wanna be on her bad side.

Im the girl that doesn't take crap from anyone.

BUT i'm also the girl that carries a book in her purse.

Im the girl that wears sweat pants to the dance.

Im the girl that no one knows her name, for good or bad.

Im the girl who acts shy one second and the next i will be laughing like an idot.

Im the girl that people call "Bitch" and "Freak" "brat" and "Weird" but i take that as a compliment.

Im the girl that doesn't have normal hobbies. I read and i write.

Im the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.

Im the girl who isnt always a people person.

Im the girl that doesnt WANT or NEED a boyfriend.

Im the girl who thinks boys arent worth my heart, because who gives away their heart to be broken?

Im also the girl they call "friend" you are not alone.

THINGS TO DO TODAY

- 1) WAKE UP

- 2) SURVIVE

- 3) GO BACK TO BED

10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(Why wait that long)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(Alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Wal-Mart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(Destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(Everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just starts them.)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(Just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(Just leave'm in the middle)

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

read this if you hate racism.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

: 1) I NEED TO TELL YOU A SECRET (LO0K AT #5)
2) THE ANSWER IS (L0OK AT #11)
3) D0NT GET MAD (L0OK AT #15)
4) CALM DOWN DONT BE TICKED OFF ( L0OK AT #13
5) FIRST (L0OK AT #2)
6) D0NT BE THAT MAD (L0OK AT #12)
7) I JUST WANTED TO SAY HI...LOL
8 ) WHAT I WANTED TO TELL YOU IS...(THE ANSWER IS ON #14)
9) BE PATIENT (L0OK AT #4)
10) THIS IS THE LAST TIME IMMA DO THIS (L0OK AT #7)
11) IM NOT MAD WHEN IM SAYIN THIS (L0OK AT#6)
12) S0RRY (L0OK AT #8 )
13) D0NT BE GETTIN ALL HYPE (L0OK AT #10)
14) I D0NT KNOW HOW TO SAY THIS (L0OK AT #3)
15) YOU MUST BE REALLY TICKED OFF (L0OK AT NUMBER #9)
(Put it on your page if you laughed)

The Six Truths of Life:

1. You can't lick all of your teeth with your tongue.

2. You just tried to do the above.

3. The first truth is a lie.

4. You're smiling now because you're realizing you're an idiot.

5. You'll copy this into your profile for some other sucker to read it.

6. There's still a stupid smile on your face

BEST FRIENDS 'N FRIENDS:

FRIENDS: never ask anything to eat or drink

BESTFRIENDS: Help them selves and is the reason you never have any food

FREINDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs., and grandma and grandpa

BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPA

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DAMN we screwed up

FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night

BESTFRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you and himself/herself in the process

FRIENDS: Never see you cry

BESTFRIENDS: Won’t tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore

FRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and say nice to meet you

BESTFRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and scare the BLEEP out of him/her by threatening to break every bone in his/her body if he/she hurts you

FRIENDS: Will say you can do better

BESTFRIENDS: Will call him and say "you have seven days to live"

FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying

BESTFRIENDS: Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

FRIENDS: Will help you move

BESTFRIENDS: Will help you move a dead body

FRIENDS: help you up when you fall

BESTFRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

FRIENDS: give you their umbrella in the rain

BESTFRIENDS: take yours and say, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"

FRIENDS: wipe your tears when you're rejected

BESTFRIENDS: goes up to him and say, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

FRIENDS: will bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number

BESTFRIENDS: Have you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff and give it back a few days later

BESTFRIENDS: Lose your stuff and tell you, "My bad ... Here’s a tissue"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

FREINDS: Will leave you behind if that's what everyone else is doing

BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BESTFRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME"

FRIENDS: Have to be told not to tell

BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)

BESTFRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough

BESTFRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Girl, drink the rest of that you know we don't waste"

FRIENDS: Comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: Go over to his house and kick his ass

FRIENDS: Bail you outta jail

BEST FRIENDS: Sit next to you singing the jail song

FRIENDS: Tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house

BEST FRIENDS: Are the ones getting fined by the police with you

FRIENDS: Think you're insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline

BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you

FRIENDS: Come over every couple of months for a sleepover

BEST FRIENDS: Are your weekend boarders

FRIENDS: Are offended when you make fun of them

BEST FRIENDS: Kick your ass and all's forgiven

FRIENDS: Are shy around your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: Will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine

FRIENDS: Don't see you if you're sick

BEST FRIENDS: Are asking why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone

FRIENDS: Dare you to scream into the street

BEST FRIENDS: Dare you to go streaking

FRIENDS: Call you retarded for running through the bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!"

BEST FRIENDS: Are screaming and running with you

FREINDS: Will ignore this

BESTFRIENDS: Will repost this shit

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: At your funeral would be crying

BEST FRIENDS: Sorry I'll be in jail for killing the jerk who murdered you!

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder!

A True Boyfriend:

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her When she stare's at your mouth
Kiss her When she pushes you or hit's you
Grab her and dont let go When she start's cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong When she ignore's you
Give her your attention

When she pull's away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and dont say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lay's her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steal's your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she tease's you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesnt answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay

When she look's at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she say's that she like's you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grab's at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bump's into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tell's you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
dont look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.

When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

Call her before you sleep and after you wake up

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

Tease her and let her tease you back

. Stay up all night with her when she's sick

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid

Give her the world.

Let her wear your clothes.

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.

Let her know she's important.

Kiss her in the pouring rain.

When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you. Guys post as: "i'd be this boyfriend."
Girls post as: "A true boyfriend " or " what a boyfriend should do

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everyday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to re post it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you re post this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't re post this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

WHAT A KISS MEANS

Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready"
Kiss on the Forehead = "I hope we're together forever"
Kiss on the Ear = "You're my everything"
Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends"
Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you"
Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together"
Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you"
Kiss on the Lips = "I love you"

What the gesture means...
Holding Hands = "we definitely love each other"
Slap on the Butt = "That's mine"
Holding on tight = "I don't want to let go"
Looking into each other's Eyes = "I just plain love you"
Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me"
Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go"
Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you"
picking someone up off their feet = "that they love them fully and would do anything for them"

--Advice--
Dont ask for a kiss, take one
If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
you're definitely in Love.

--Requirements--
Post this again after reading!!
Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.

If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now
and can't get them out of your head
then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are missing will surprise you.
Repost this as what a kiss means

Pick the month you were born:
January--I kicked
February--I loved
March--I kissed
April--I licked
May--I jumped on
June--I smelled
July--I did the Macarena With
August--I had lunch with
September--I danced with
October--I sang to
November--I yelled at
December--I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1--a birdbath
2--a monster
3--a phone
4--a fork
5--a snowman
6--a gangster
7--my mobile phone
8--my dog
9--my best friends' boyfriend
10--my neighbor
11--my science teacher
12--a banana
13--a fireman
14--a stuffed animal
15--a goat
16--a pickle
17--your mom
18--a spoon
19-- - a smurf
20--a baseball bat
21--a ninja
22--Chuck Norris
23--a noodle
24--a squirrel
25--a football player
26--my sister
27--my brother
28--an ipod
29--a surfer
30--a llama
31--A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White--because I'm cool like that
Black--because that's how I roll.
Pink--because I'm crazy.
Red--because the voices told me to.
Blue--because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green--because I think I need some serious help.
Purple--because I'm AWESOME!
Gray--because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown--because I can..
Other--because I'm a Ninja!
None--because I can't control myself!

Hey you! I know you're just dying to do this!!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don’t cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

Love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

Down.

3. If you’re initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

Blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

The memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

Changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

Soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time

But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

Anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

Why America has some issues (Yes, I live there, but tough. These are all clever.)

1. Only in
America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an
ambulance.

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places
in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America...do drugstores
make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their
prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the
front.

4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers,
large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America...do banks leave
both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in
America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway
and put
our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America...do we use
answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't
miss a
call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in
packages
of eight.

9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to
describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics'
meaning
'bloodsucking creatures'


10. Only in
America...do they have
drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.

You know you live in 2008- (2010) when...

I love this SHIT

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5 isn't there.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

America's Intelligence:

On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (And that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure?)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (But no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know copy and paste this into your profile.

All the good ones are either gay, married, vampires or fictional characters in books or movies.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

Before you criticize some one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away and you still have their shoes.

Bad spellers of the world UNTIE! If you are a bad speller and proud of it copy this to your profile. (This doesn’t apply to me, I just thought it was hilarious)

-Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. If you can raed tihs cpoy and ptsae.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

- Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls.

-Education is important; school however, is another matter.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.

I'm one of those people who knows how to spell supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.

I've choked on milk and had it running out of my nose.

I despise anything like Glee or any pansy shit.

I trip over air.

I LOL when I hear 69

I had my soul removed to make room for sarcasm and I don't regret it.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I smile because I have no idea what’s going on.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn't look good either.

If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever fell on the floor laughing your ass off about something stupid copy and paste thus onto your profile.

If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.

If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite sex can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you’re single then paste this in your profile

If you’ve ever made faces in front of a security camera then paste this in your profile

If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think that only losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile.

If you ever fell off your bed from laughing so hard, copy and paste this into your profile

- If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

If you want Bella to turn into a vampire, copy and paste this into your profile

If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon, Copy and paste this to your profile

If you think that disclaimers are the most annoying things EVER Copy and paste this to your profile

If you've ever burst into song for no reason copy and paste this to your profile

If you know someone that should be hit by a bus copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever fallen out of a chair backwards...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you are the complete opposite of normal, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a pole copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you approve of gay-marrigaes put this on your profile and add your name to the list. Gaara's-pandachan101, art-is-a-BANG-2-hard-to-resist, Lee-All-The-Way, Starchip13, 191026, AnimeAries402, bluebaby3296

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically copy this to your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for no reason, you have laughed at a part in a movie that really wasn't funny...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile.

If you flip whenever you see someone reading a Twilight series book and you want to talk to them all about it, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone mentions Twilight, and you can go on for hours talking about it, copy this to your profile.(I don’t ove it as much, but if I really wanted to I defiantly could)

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.( used to be, but I’m not anymore)

If whenever you see or hear the name "Jasper" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile. (Again I used to, but I don’t anymore

If your friends are considering torturing you because you won't shut up about the Twilight series, copy and paste this in your profile.(They used to.)

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you didn't know the ABC's song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think the semi-colon is completely useless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, put this in your profile.

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Bella is out of her mind for saying no to Edward's proposal in New Moon and you want to hit her hard upside the head with a blunt axe, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever not known where you were when there was a sign right next to you, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile

If you're random, and proud of it, post this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your last name...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If one of your best friends IS insane, copy this into your profile.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this to your profile.

If there are times where you wanna annoy people, just for the heck of it copy this to your profile.

If you like Subway, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you spend multiple hours a day reading or writing or a combination of both, copy this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a wall, copy this onto your profile

If you have read past 2 in the morning, copy this onto your profile.

If you get ticked and throw a fit until all the people in the room leave because someone said the characters of Twilight aren't real, copy this onto your profile.If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are a serial killer, GET THE HECK AWAY FROM ME. If you are a cereal killer, GET THE HECK AWAY FROM MY CHERRIOS.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile

Isn't it ironic . . . we ignore those who adore us, adore those who ignore us, hurt those who love us, and love those who hurt us

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

My mind works like lightning...one flash and then it's gone.

- My knight in shining turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

- No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me. =P

Only 5% of people would actually admit to these embarrassing thing on the web. If you are a part of that 5% that copy and paste.

Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.

- One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

Post this if you agree =)

Put this I pod on your profile if you
0 love music!

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Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?

Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? i just want to know who the hell is drinking my damn soda

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

- The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came along and they all committed suicide.

Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.

We fall for stupid boys we make lots of dumb mistakes we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenager girls, we're really going at one thing, staying strong.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as different, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

Well, Damn if the doctors cute, screw the fruit.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back!

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

- yea you have the right to your own opinion, but i have the right to think your stupid.

You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you.

65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read, if you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your Profile

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

93 percent of teens would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the seven percent that would ask "what was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Ivander Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Alice001, HeartOfAgony, VampiressE12B, down.with.jacob, bibliocrazed, funsizedevil, myloveisagreekgod, GlowstickGirl, Kyla Catrina, Death's Girl624, hushhushmygoddess,

93 percent of teenagers would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you are part of the 7 percent that would say "What was your first clue?” copy this onto your profile.

95 percent of teenagers care about popularity. If you like pretzels, copy and paste this into your profile.

95 percent of teens worry about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't copy this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

25 Things My Mother Taught Me

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful
parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Why Pick up Lines Never Work

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.

37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

15 Things to do when you're in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look."

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go."

Top 10 Reasons to Read
1. Learn how to pickpocket someone
(Alex Rider: Eagle Strike by Anthony Horowitz)
2. Learn how to tell if someone is lying
(Comes a Horseman, by )
3. Learn how to forge a signature
(Trixie Belden: The Gatehouse Mystery, by Julie Campbell)
4. Learn how to take care of: an annoying talking dog; a six-year-old that can read/control peoples’ minds, breathe under water, and talk to fish; a boy with digestive problems that can imitate any sound; an eleven-year-old that talks non-stop; a fourteen year-old boy that is blind, a total pyro, and builds bombs; and a guy only three months younger than you that is totally phlegmatic and very hot. All of which have wings
(Maximum Ride, by James Patterson)
5. Learn how to stop a couple of purse thieves on a motorcycle with a bucket and a bunch of birdseed, and even more pigeons
(Alex Rider: Scorpia by Anthony Horowitz)
6. Learn how to kill a vampire
(Dracula by Bram Stoker)
7. Learn a different language that doesn’t really exist
(Lord of the Rings by J.R.R Tolkien)
8. Learn how to make your alter-self
(The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde by Robert Louis Stevenson)
9. Learn how to escape from a burning building by tightrope walking
(Alex Rider: Ark Angel by Anthony Horowitz)
10. Learn how to fight off a band of bloodthirsty pirates
(Treasure Island by Robert Louis Stevenson)
If you like reading, copy and paste this into your profile.

Lessons Learned in Twilight:

1. You can enjoy the bouquet while still resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise

1. Bella

2. Jasper

3. Rosalie

4. Emmett

5. Peter

6. Charlotte

7. Sam

8. Jake

9. Alec

10. Jane

Have you ever seen or heard of 1/3/9/10 fight?

Bella, Rosalie, Alec, and Jane no but there would be some major asskicking going on. actually yes but they were on the same side, does that count BTW the story was Danger Magnet by xtraxler

What about an 8/4?

Jacob and Emmett? Yea! Duh!!

What if7/5 fought?

Peter and Sam WHO KNOWS WHO WOULD WIN :D!!

What if 5 walked in on 7 and 4

Peter walked in on Sam and Emmett i have no idea what would happen

Would you make out with 1?

With Bella? She's a girl...Im a girl...Im not lesbian and she is not either...so...NO!

Has 6 ever walked in on 7 and 9?

Charlotte ever walked in on Sam and Alec? i don't recall a fanfic with that.

What if you walked in on 2, 5, and 4?

Jasper, Emmett, and Peter ummmmmmmmmm okay then call it a threesome

Who do you like more:

Bella or Edward?

Bella

Bella or Jacob?

Bella

Bella or Alice?

Bella

Alice or Jacob?

Jacob depends on the fic

Rosalie or Alice?

Rosalie i like her when she is nice never really liked alice always thought she was controling and manipulative

Jasper or Alice

Jasper

Jasper or Edward?

Jasper (Edward is the same as alice)

Carlisle or Esme?

Depends on the Fic

Emmett or Jasper?

Both

Emmett or Jacob?

Emmett

Bella or Rosalie?

Both usually love rose when she is nice

Esme or Charlie?

Neither

Charlie or Carlisle

Carlisle

Charlie or Billy?

Charlie

Jacob or Sam?

Sam

Sam or Quil?

Sam

Quil or Embry?

Embry

Who's the better villain: James or Victoria?

Victoria

Werewolves or Vampires?

Vampires

List You Favorite 12 Twilight Characters. It Doesn't Have To Be In Order.

1.Bella

2.Jasper

3.Emmett

4.Rosalie

5.Peter

6.Charlotte

7.Laurent (When nice)

8.Victoria (when nice)

9.Jane (When nice)

10. Alec (When nice)

11. Eleazar

12. Carmen

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Charlotte&Eleazar? No Have you? i don't really want to though

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Rosalie?...Im a girl...and not a lesbian... but she is really pretty

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Carmen got Victoria pregnant i have no idea

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Jane ummm not specifically about her but i know of some with her in them.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Jasper and Charlotte...no i like bella/peter/jasper or bella/jasper and peter/charlotte some bella/peter or bella/peter/garrett

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Peter and Jane or Peter and Alec ummm P/J cuz i like boy and girl pairings mostly but i like some g/g or GRL/GRL

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Laurent walked in on Jasper ans Carmen having sex. not many people would be very happy.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Emmett/Alec both are in love with bella and have known her their entire lives. What happens when they have to work together to get her out of the South alive?????? Can they work together to save the women that they love? Or will she get killed because they are fighting for her love?

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Bella and Victoria? not so sure maybe

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Laurent/Carmen

Cheaters!

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three yet?

yes

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Eleazar? not that i'm aware of

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Jasper/Rosalie/Peter no clue

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Victoria? i always imagined her abused and raped by james. so... ummmm... misunderstood

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Bella/Charlotte/Carmen Rape cutting drugs

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Yesterday

17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (2).

Bella and Laurent are in a happy relationship until Jane runs off with Laurent. Bella, brokenhearted has a hot one-night stand with Eleazar and a brief unhappy affair with Charlotte, then follows the wise advice of Peter and finds true love with Jasper...WEIRD!!!!!!!!!!

18.What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two?

Alec and Jasper you know i want you i know you can feel it ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm NI (no idea)

19) (5) (4), (7), (1) and (3) are playing Truth or Dare. (5) asks (7), and (7) says Truth. (5) asks who (7) loves, and (7), after some prodding from (3), confessed their true love with (4). (4) does not share the feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with (3). (7) is heartbroken, and seeks comfort in (1) while (3) and (4) run into the sunset together. However, (5) is secretly in love with (1), and become so jealous of (7), who, after the comfort from (1) comes into a relationship with (1), and so (5) decides to murder (7), but is stopped just in time by the police officer (10) and is sent to prison, allowing (1) and (7) to continued their relationship.

Peter, Rosalie, Laurent, Bella, and Emmett are playing Truth or Dare. Peter asks Laurent, and Laurent says Truth. Peter asks who Laurent loves and Laurent, after some prodding from Emmett, confessed their true love with Rosalie. Rosalie does not share the feelings, and in fact is in a secret relationship with Emmett. Laurent is heartbroken, and seeks comfort in Bella while Emmett and Rosalie run into the sunset together. However, Peter is secretly in love with Bella, and becomes so jealous of Laurent, who, after comfort from Bella comes into a relationship with Bella, and so Peter decides to murder Laurent, but is stopped just in time by the police officer Alec and is sent to prison, allowing Bella and Laurent to continued their relationship.

Nora: Do I ever cross your mind?

Patch: No

Nora: Do you like me?

Patch: No

Nora: Do you want me?

Patch: No

Nora: Would you cry if I left?

Patch: No

Nora:Would you live for me?

Patch: No

Nora: Would you do anything for me?

Patch: No

Nora: Choose -- me or your life

Patch: My life

Nora runs away in shock and pain and Patch runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life

Find a guy whos calls you beautiful instead of hot,

Who calls you back when you hang up on him,

Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats,

Who holds your hand in public and in front of his friends and family.

Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he loves you and how lucky he is to have you.

If you think that describes Edward Cullen or Dimitri Belikov copy it into your profile. (Dimitri Belikov)

Girls Don't Realize these things

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.

65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read, if you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your Profile

If you are such a loser that you actually read all these 'If you ever blah blah blah, copy this into your profile' things, copy this into your profile

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite sex can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you’re single then paste this in your profile

If you’ve ever made faces in front of a security camera then paste this in your profile

There are only 10 kinds of people. Those who understand binary and those who don't ...if you understood this then copy & paste this into your profile,

If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.

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If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever fell on the floor laughing your ass off about something stupid copy and paste thus onto your profile.

Post this if you agree =)

Only 5% of people would actually admit to these embarrassing thing on the web. If you are a part of that 5% that copy and paste.

Put this ipod on your profile if you
love music!

Read This Twice &understand it!! ouch! Girl: Hey Boy:What?

Girl: I really like you. And I... I think I'm falling in love with you.

Boy: Ok...

Girl: What do you mean "ok"?

Boy: I don't like you like that...

Girl: Why not?

Boy: I can't tell you... maybe another time ...

From then on, the girl kept asking the boy "Why not?" whenever she saw him, and he kept answering the same answer of "I'll tell you later." Finally the girl got fed up.

Girl: I'm tired of this! Tell me why you don't like me!

Boy: Do you really wanna know why?

Girl: Yes!

Boy: It's because you're uglier than fuck! What's the point of going out with someone when they're not pretty?!

(The nerve!! so superficial!!)

Girl: But... I...

Boy: Just shut up and leave me alone!

The boy leaves and the girl is sitting there alone, crying her heart out. Then her cell phone rings.

Girl: Hello?

Mom: Sweetheart? I want you to go home, ok? I'll be home from work in a few hours.

Girl: Alright Mom.

Mom: I love you.

Girl: I love you too, Mom.

Mom: Bye Bye.

Girl: Bye

The girl heads home and once she got there, she went in the bathroom and looked at herself in the mirror.

Girl: I'm not pretty enough...

She set to work, knowing fully well what she was going to do. 2 hours later, her Mom came home and heard the bath water running. She went upstairs to find the hallway flooded so she knocked on the door.

Mom: Honey? Are you alright?

She opened the door and was shocked at the site. The bath was overflowing onto the floor, and the water was tinted red. She walked over to see what was inside and screamed. There, her little girl was lying with cuts all over her face and wrists. Her Mom backed away and was going to run to call the police when something caught her eye. On the mirror were these words written in blood:

"Am I pretty enough now?" No one deserves to be told that by someone they love. If you find it messed up then forward this to everyone you know.A person's appearance doesn't count.What counts is their heart inside of them and their personality. No one wants to be told they're not good enough...

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If your against abortion, or if you almost or did cry reading this repost this on your profile.
If we want to stay United, like we claim, abortion has to be stopped...
Save another voice...because that next voice might be able to save us all...

1 in 10 people born is gay. That means 1 of every 10 people is instantly put down, given bad labels, left alone, put in a minority, and so much else...all for something they didn't ask for. Many gay teens are resorting to suicide as a way of escaping. If you want to tell them ...life will get better, and you respect ...them for who they are, copy and paste this. Many won't, but let's see who will.

(Treasure Islandby Robert Louis Stevenson)
If you like reading, copy and paste this into your profile.

I support the gays 110 and I can't stand people who are homophobic

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the girl who loves her best friend but is afriad to let her know it.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the mother who shielded her daughter from all the htu when she confesed to her father and I that she was lesbian.

I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"

I am the highschool student too confused by other people to know my own heart.

--IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS—

Try Not To Cry:

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye"

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back."The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."

"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded

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Nora thought her and Patch were in love. Key word thought. Patch left Nora for Marcie after her first time. Will she end up pregnant? Will she get hurt. Follow Nora on her very own life journey * disclaimer I do not own hush hush just the plot and added characters in this story*
Hush, Hush - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 39,193 - Reviews: 226 - Updated: 9-2-12 - Published: 6-22-12 - Nora G.
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