Hey. Hello. Hi. How are you? Is your day going well? Is it? Is it!? IS IT?!?!

Um... yeah... sorry 'bout that.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer is the most awesome and epic thing ever. Seriously. It is a synonym for epicness. It oozes awesomity. It is the highest level of greatness that anything could ever achieve.

Mermaids are the second more awesome thing ever. In the wise words of my friend (who we shall call Rick. Or perhaps Mick. Take your pick.) "They are a rainbow-gym full of happiness." Yeah, long story. But it means they are good. Better than good. They are great. Epic, really. Just not as epic as Buffy The Vampire Slayer.

H2O: Just Add Water is a great show. Not really sure where it falls on the list of awesomeness, but it is pretty high up there. I mean really, it has mermaids. How could it not be good?

"... but it's no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then." -Lewis Caroll, Alice in Wonderland

That is a great quote. If I had a life philosophy, that would be it.

My BOFFAEAMESWOATE (Best Online Friend Forever And Ever And Most Epic Story Writer Of All Time Ever) is Colemet Milinia. Check out her stories. You won't be sorry.

I would post a bunch of those copy and paste things, but no one ever reads them anyway. Or at least I don't...

Need to know more about me? Too bad. Don't be a stalker, they are creepy.

Oh yeah! I almost forgot to tell you something REALLY important... are you ready?... you might want to sit down for this one... here it comes...

I like cats. They are awesome. Right after mermaids on the list of epicness. Seriously, they are that awesome.