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Author has written 31 stories for Spirited Away, Metal Gear, Reboot, Wrestling, StarTrek: The Original Series, Harry Potter, Digimon, Resident Evil, Naruto, Star Wars, Star Wars, Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy XII, and Halo. FREAKSHOW: A BRIEF HISTORY Way back in the distant far-off past of 2001, four people met outside a bar in Hoboken, New Jersey. Through the years, these four bonded over tacos, martinis, and a slew of attempted murder trials. But no one could forsee the horror that would emerge when they discovered a common interest: Writing! Things could only get worse from there, but the process was accelerated when famous explorer Al Gore discovered the existance of the Internet. From that point on, these four souls dedicated themselves to the production of low-budget, low-quality writing, most of it in the form of fanfiction. They called themselves FREAKSHOW, and together, they hatched a plot to overthrow the world as you know it. They are ever planning, plotting, and scheming to bring the system you've lived within for your entire lives crashing down around your ears. and one day, when you least expect it, they will come for you and your loved ones. Beware. --Members: The Roll Call of the Damned-- I: Kumquat Queen "So, we're agreed then? From now on, our primary objective is the subjugation of the world. And if we can manage it, shut up those My Chemical Romance fags." A product of bad eugenics resulting in a Human/Kumquat hybrid. Kumquat Queen hopes to one day give freedom to her citrusey brothers and sisters and conquer the planet, a plan that must, unfortunatly, wait until she can gain enough money from working in a library. She leads FREAKSHOW, and you might call her our "Superior," though she herself admits she's not nearly as entertaining as Xemnas. II: Infinity "I can't help it! I'm upset, and when I'm upset, I have to drown babies. It's all that calms me down!" The only FREAK considered even remotely human, Infinity was a poor, sad little high school student until she met Lady Effigy at a local Wendy's. Several weeks and at least one case of spam later, she shed her form in a hideous transformation. Now aligned with the other FREAKS, she hopes to dominate the universe through the power of the internet. She's also the token black chick. Suprisingly mild mannered, she only shows her temper when confronted with a situation that would drive most to insanity. III: Lady Effigy "One more word, one more word and I will gut you like B-movie actress at a Manson Family reunion!" Created when a time warp in Roswell, New Mexico merged a copy of 'History of the World, Part 1' with a crate of gin and some left-over alien bio-matter. She wandered the world in a drug-induced daze for thrity-two years until stumbling across Infinity, in whom she discovered a kindred spirit. Together with Kumquat Queen and Infinity, she comprises one part of a dark triumvirate of sinister females bent on gaining dominion over Earth. She possesses awesome powers due to her alien heritage, but can exercise them only while high out of her mind. She's an incredibly violent person, who will gut you at the slightest provocation. IV: Madax "Look, just because you're a bunch of PMSing bitches is no reason to take it out on--HOLY FUCK MY LIVER!" The youngest and newest member of FREAKSHOW, Madax is a Nobody who came into being when Effigy became enraged at former member Adam, and turned him into a Heartless. While the Heartless Adam went on to whimsical adventures involving the mysterious deaths of sixty-seven people, Madax decided to stick with FREAKSHOW, despite being the only member with a Y chromosome. He is an often unwilling soundboard for Kumquat Queens's yaoi fics, repeatedly saying things like "No man, no matter how gay, would do that," or something similar. He becomes irrationally furious at the mere mention of VeggieTales. He is also a mad scientist. ---------------- --Former Members: And they ran, they ran so far away...-- Adam "Well, I'd love to stick around, but there's things to do, televangelists that need stabbing and whatnot." The original IV, Adam was a young and untalented human male from a tiny, backwater little town in the Ozarks. Kumquat Queen discovered the boy while he was being treated for Delerium tremens in a Branson hospital. When FREAKSHOW was formed, Adam became the second-in-command, despite being IV. Unfortuantly, he ceased to exist as he was when he provoked the wrath of Lady Effigy, and became a Heartless. The Heartless left the group to pursue a career as a real estate salesman, which resulted in numerous fatalaties. His Nobody, Madax, replaced him as IV. Currently living in Scranton, where he is active in the PTA. Courtney Love Any expletive. Yes, it may suprise you, but rock star and professional rehab patient Courtney Love was briefly a member of FREAKSHOW in the late '80s. Kumquat Queen, Infinity, Lady Effigy, Madax =FREAKSHOW= ---------------- FREAKY Links: Enter at your own risk Madax's YouTube: Multiple, very bad, music videos. ---------------- The folks you SHOULD be reading: "Clover of Damnation" An old friend of Effigy and Kumquat Queen, Clover writes mostly in the Tokyo Mew Mew section. Consequently, everything she says is indecipherable to the average human/alien/fruit mutant/nobody. "ChibiFrubaGirl" She writes Axel/Riku fics that are much better than the swill Kumquat Queen produces. That she seems to operate on the same wavelength as us most of the time doesn't hurt either. As of "Yellow Journalism," She is now officially the Best Person in the World. "InnocentGuilt" This one is Madax's pick, because "Listless" is just plain awesome. "Rosalyn Angel" When it comes to Axel/Riku, nobody, and I mean nobody does it better than Rosy. Go read, "Good Enough," I promise you you'll walk away happy. "Tyn-Dawn" Tyn-Dawn is, to date, the only author other than Effigy to write for the Reks/Vaan pairing in FFXII, so it's only natural that their name would find it's way up here. Go read their stuff, and if you don't like it, then you are a filthy, filthy communist. "Cedarleaf" I've got four words for you: "My. Kind. Of. Guy." Three more words: "Fucking. Awesome. Story." "Katraa" There are no words to describe the random awesomeness that Katraa seems to have out the ears. We're considering just answering every one of her stories with a Robot Chicken-esque "What a twist!" Be it "Caller Number Nine," or the ongoing "Love Thy Brother" and "Cabalistic," Katraa's twists are the stuff legends are made of. | |||||||||||
1. La Vita Nuova reviewsAs luck would have it, there was a focus for all his anger right there, in a convenient, defenseless, package." Squall/Seifer, Prequel to 'Precious Treasure.'Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-4-08 - Leon/Squall L. & Seifer - Complete2. Cheese reviewsRvB Giftfic Church needed to learn to stop questioning the insane.Halo - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-14-08 - Complete3. A Life Day Carol » reviewsJacen Solo detests the holiday of Life Day. Can three Force Ghosts convince him otherwise and save his soul? An adaptation of the beloved novel by Charles Dickens.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,127 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 2-29-08 - Published: 8-10-064. Blazing the TrAIl reviewsCollection Follow the less than amusing exploits of our favorite AIs. Chapter 1: Sif was never going to listen to Mack again. Ever.Halo - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-23-085. Family Togetherness Nightmare » reviewsLarxene and Roxas suffer through a family reunion, while Riku and Zexion deal with their own problems. [Yaoi, Het]Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,397 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 2-5-08 - Published: 6-17-076. The Name of the Game reviewsHow do the AIs of Reach pass the time? Why, a nice of cards, of course.Halo - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-7-07 - Complete7. The Road Untraveled reviewsOne decision can change everything, and visit dire consequences upon the world. Mega AU.Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-2-078. Counting reviewsIt happens again and again and again. He loses more and more and more. [SoraRoxas, twincest]Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-9-07 - Sora & Roxas - Complete9. Burned Away reviewsShe's decided that she is the calm. [MarluxiaLarxeneNamine]Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-26-07 - Naminé - Complete10. A Little Sick reviewsIt's more than just a little sick. [ReksVaan, incest, ambicon][First of it's kind]Final Fantasy XII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 2-14-07 - Complete11. It Reminds Him reviewsDemyx likes Riku's eyes. They remind him of the ocean. [Demiku]Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-5-07 - Demyx & Riku - Complete12. Precious Treasure reviewsThere was a time when you'd never let me get away with something like that. [SquallSeifer][Yaoi, noncon]Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-19-06 - Leon/Squall L. & Seifer - Complete13. The Best Laid Plans reviewsThey say the best laid plans often go awry. Don't I know it. It's how I ended up in love. Again. [AxelRiku, RoxasSora]Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-1-06 - Axel & Riku - Complete14. Make Me Happy reviewsDoes Axel make him happy? [AxelRiku, because there isn't enough]Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-28-06 - Riku & Axel - Complete15. Dark Chronicles » reviewsBrief exposition of various KOTOR 2 DS moments. May expand to include cut content. Chapter Ten up! Yayness!Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,313 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 7-6-06 - Published: 5-23-0616. The Way You Cry reviewsWhen he thinks nobody is around, Itachi crys. SasuIta Companion to Brotherhood. AUNaruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-27-06 - Sasuke U. & Itachi U. - Complete17. Brotherhood reviewsHe didn't ask for this. But but he still wants it. And if that damns him, then so be it. AU Warnings for mature themes, and quasinoncon. Please tell me if the rating should be higher.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-27-06 - Itachi U. & Sasuke U. - Complete18. The Snake Eater Diaries » reviewsThe thoughts of the different characters at different points in the game.Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-31-0519. Poetry In Motion: Apocalypse reviewsA sequel to Twas the Night Before the Movie. This time, we go after 'Apocalypse.'Resident Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-4-05 - Complete20. Twas The Night Before The Movie reviewsIn honor of the holidays, I, Phoenix, have put together a festive little filk, set in the movie. Oddly enough, it's a summery of sorts.Resident Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-22-04 - Complete21. Tai & Sora » reviewsTai and Sora are perfect for each other. Just one little problem: He's gay. A Will&Grace-esque story. Rating to be totally safe. Episode Five UpDigimon - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,439 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 10-30-04 - Published: 10-23-04 - Taichi Y./Tai K. & Sora T.22. Billion Dollar Birthday reviewsStephanie is alone on her birthday. Can a visit from a certain King Of The World cheer her up?Wrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-24-04 - Complete23. Better Times Than These A Snowball Story reviewsThe Black children have a snowball fightHarry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-16-04 - Complete24. Auntie Bella reviewsDuring the final battle Tonks and her aunt have a chat. NOT SLASHHarry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 2-16-04 - Bellatrix L. & N. Tonks - Complete25. A Day In The Life Of A Redshirt reviewsAn inspirational story about Ensign ExpendableStarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-15-04 - Complete26. Vicki The Wrestling Diva reviewsA song parody of Rudolph, about my favorite Diva.Wrestling - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-4-04 - Complete27. Goodbye, Vince reviewsAfter Surviver Series '03, Vince McMahon is on top of the world. But, some old deeds come back to bite him.Wrestling - Rated: K - English - Drama/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-4-04 - Complete28. Runnin' Through My Head » reviewsFirst in a series. Haku has been trying to fullfill his promise for nine years, but Chihiro thinks he's forgotten.Spirited Away - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 8-10-03 - Published: 6-8-03 - Chihiro O. & Kohaku N. - Complete29. All Lost reviewsA snippet about Megabte in the Web. Short. Written By The Sexy BoyReboot - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-20-03 - Complete30. Misfortune reviewsA short viginette about Fortune. Please Read and Review. Written by the Sexy Boy Flames welcome.Metal Gear - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-15-03 - Complete31. Bring Me To Life reviewsWRITTEN BY THE SEXY BOY What was Haku thinking when he was blacked out the Boiler Room? Songfic. Text has been updated.Spirited Away - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 6-8-03 - Complete
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