| Hermione30 |
Author has written 9 stories for Harry Potter, and Misc. Plays/Musicals. My name is...none of your business.I am 16, and my birthday is October 29th. My fave sport is swimming, because I can't really play any other sports; my friends can bear witness to that statement. Fave Movie(s): My Big Fat Greek Wedding, The Singles' Ward, The RM, The Best Two Years, Spiderman, and...I can't think of any more... Fave Harry Potter pairings: Canon: Ron/Hermione, Harry/Ginny, Harry/Luna, James/Lily, Remus/Tonks. Fanon: Draco/Luna, Remus/Ginny, Fred/Hermione, Draco/Ginny, Remus/Lily, Godric/Rowena, Neville/Luna, Ron/Luna, Harry/Hermione (Sometimes, but it's fairly rare). And as for slash pairings, I'll read SOME, but only if the quality of the story is really good. I won't read incest. Especially twincest. Write it if you will, but you won't be getting any reviews from me. Star Trek Pairings (The Next Generation): Picard/Crusher, Troi/Worf, Troi/Riker Voyager: Janeway/Chakotay, Doctor/Seven of Nine, Paris/Torres Daniel Radcliffe and Rupert Grint are hot. And they're my age. grins Author Hall of Fame: These are authors I feel deserve a little more recognition. Since Ifrequently forget to post disclaimers, I'm going to put one right here so I don't get sued: I am NOT J.K. Rowling, and even if I was, I would be dedicatedly writing book 6, and not fan fiction! I am really a humble fan of hers who gets kicks out of manipulating other people's characters into doing what I want them to do. And by the way...I'm in a writing frenzy at the moment, and you will read stories with pairings that you wouldn't normally see out of me. Don't worry, I haven't gone off the deep end. Yet. ETA: My story, "Backfired", has been translated into Spanish by Sirem Black. For those who would rather read it in Spanish, it's here: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2839707/1/ I found a lovely poem by Anne Bradstreet that I thought I'd share with you: The Author to Her Book Thou ill-formed offspring of my feeble brain, Who after birth didst by my side remain, Till snatched from thence by friends, less wise than true, Who thee abroad, exposed to public view, Made thee in rags, halting to th’ press to trudge, Where errors were not lessened (all may judge). At thy return my blushing was not small, My rambling brat (in print) should mother call, I cast thee by as one unfit for light, Thy visage was so irksome in my sight; Yet being mine own, at length affection would Thy blemishes amend, if so I could: I washed they face, but more defects I saw, And rubbing off a spot still made a flaw. I stretched thy joints to make thee even feet, Yet still thou run’st more hobbling than is meet; In better dress to trim thee was my mind, But nought save homespun cloth I’ th’ house I find. In this array ‘mongst vulgars may’st thou roam. In critic’s hands beware thou dost not come, And take thy way where yet thou art not known; If for thy father asked, say thou hadst none; And for thy mother, she alas is poor, Which caused her thus to send the out of door. | |||||||
1. Backfired reviewsIn which Harry learns never to try and play a prank on Fred & George's little sister. K just to be safe. One shot.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-17-05 - Harry P. & Ginny W. - Complete2. Notes from History of Magic reviewsHarry is sitting bored, in History of Magic, and is cheered up. HHr drabble, done for a challenge. One shot.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-7-05 - Harry P. & Hermione G. - Complete3. The End of Tyranny reviewsI wrote this poem for my English class. Our teacher wanted us to take a couple of quotes from Julius Caesar and build a poem around it. This one is about Caesar's assassination. It's quite different from my other stuff! RR!Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-1-044. Knight in Shining Armor reviewsTom is talking to an unconscious Ginny in CoS. He tells her things that we never knew about him. I can't say much else or it'll spoil everything. PG just to be safe.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 9-5-04 - Voldemort & Ginny W.5. Save it for a Rainy Day reviewsI like the rain. I haven’t always—Crumple-Horned Snorkacks don’t come out when it’s raining. And I had always found rainy days rather depressing. But something changed my mind. It’s hard to say what...maybe, just maybe that "what" is a "who"...Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 8-10-04 - Harry P. & Luna L.6. Saved by the Bell reviewsHermione is being driven to the point of insanity in her History of Magic class because of a certain...slobbery matter. ONE-SHOT, my first humor fic, includes SFLB snogging, and very slight RHr. Read and review!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 7-11-04 - Hermione G. - Complete7. Hidden in the Shadows reviewsWhat do you do when you're in a relationship that you don't want to be in? Do you break up with the person? Seems simple, but it's really not that easy; Ginny knows that. Who will help her through this time of trial? Read and find out! And a review wouldHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 5-10-04 - Ginny W.8. Firefly reviewsAck! Another plot bunny that wouldn't leave me alone until I wrote it down...It's my first LJ fic, I hope you enjoy it. If you really hate my story, then don't review. Flames are a waste of time in my opinion. RR!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 35 - Published: 12-31-03 - James P. & Lily Evans P.9. Distractions reviewsAAAHHH! Plot bunny attack! I wanted to edit the first chapter, but I couldn't get it to edit...grrr. So I would appreciate all who have and haven't reviewed could please do so. Thank you!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 39 - Published: 11-27-03