Hello! Bonjour! Hola! Aloha! (and all those other greetings...)

I'm the1koolkitty, but of course, you knew that! I'm also known as Kitty, Tory, Miss Trickster and Half Pint...

Sigy, Kitty's Annoying Step-Bro: Aw...does Half-Pint not like the nickname I gave her?

Kitty: Not particularly considering I'm not very short NOW.

Lina, Kitty's Yami: Anyway, I think we should do these profiles now.

Kitty: Good timing.

Tory

A.K.A. the1koolkitty (yah, it's me), Kitty, Kitten, Kitty Kat (thanks to my bishie Yugi), Torelphie (thanks to my "little sis" Emessa), Moony (thanks to my Marauder buds Malvi and Gladis), Willy, Angel (thanks to my friend Corynne), Bombur, Vicky Fontaine, Mrs. Teavee (for my parts in school plays), Birdy, Dwarf, Half-Pint (thanks to Sigy), Cheshire Cat, Cheshire, Chessy (thanks to Marauding Mayhem's Wonderland Crew), Miss Trickster, Tori Lupin, Ayelet Mutou, Trixie_Kitty13, Vic_Tory13, neko_no_hanashi

Lives in: U.S.A. (Maryland)

Profession: High School Student, Fanfic Writer, Poet, Active Forum Participant, Rabid Fangirl

Likes: Yugioh, Harry Potter, Princess Tutu, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Codename: Kids Next Door, Code: Lyoko, Avatar: the Last Airbender, Teen Titans, the Phantom of the Opera (IS INSIDE MY MIND!), Frankenstein, Hunchback of Notre Dame, RENT, Wicked, Beauty and the Beast, Labyrinth, Cardcaptor Sakura, Inuyasha, Samurai 7, Fullmetal Alchemist, writing, acting, singing, any type of furry animal, fellow Bohemians, Johnny Depp, JOSH GROBAN THE HOTTIE! (...and much, much more.)

Hates: spam mail, being ignored, Sigy teasing her, snakes, spiders, biased decisions with roles in school plays, homophobes, close-minded people, pretty boys, slutty girls, Catcher in the Rye

Celina

A.K.A. Lina (yah, it's my Yami.), Tory (by people who don't know the difference between us)

Lives in: Her Hikari's Home, but usually on vacation in her bishie Bakura's bedroom

Profession: Ex-Entertainer, Kitty's Yami, Rabid Fangirl, Fanfic reader

Likes: Gothic stuff, video fighting games, politics, Egypt, mythology, astrology, violence, the Phantom of the Opera, Wicked, RENT, Inuyasha, Samurai 7, Avatar: the Last Airbender, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Yu-Gi-Oh, Princess Tutu, Harry Potter, Labyrinth, the History Channel, most superhero movies/comics, the Style Network, tragedy stories, angst stories (...and much, much more.)

Hates: Dancing (hey, she did it for 23 FREAKIN YEARS), being bored, overly happy people, valley girls, dumb blondes, religious extremists, homophobes, any blind Republican, Catcher in the Rye

Yugi
Yami (Atem, Atemu)
Amelda
Remus
Cedric- THE FOX! X3
Morfin- C'mon. He's a pretty hot insane dude even though he was mean to Merope.
Inuyasha
Zuko
Erik- He's not ugly in any of the versions of his story, in my opinion.
Kyuzo
Katsushiro
Jareth- sings DANCE MAGIC DANCE~!! XD
Ed
Al
Frankenstein's monster- Yeah, he's supposedly "ugly." Who cares? He's very intelligent in the original novel and very sympathetic.
Quasimodo
Fakir- Who could hate this guy? He's so deep...and he's a writer!!!! X3
Autoa - X3 ...That's all I can say.

Lina's Bishies:

Bakura
Marik
Ron
Sirius
Draco Malfoy- Heard of love-hate? This is my relationship with this dude.
Sesshomaru
Zuko
Erik
Kyuzo
Ed
Roy
Fakir
Yue

Awesome People Kitty Knows:
(Grouped by Off-Line and Online Friends)

TheGoddessofDeath (Corynne, Rini, Wonka, Collins)
egyptiankitty (Engie)
Hine no Chikyuu (Nicole)
PFC Koprulu (Ben, Ben-Ben, Puppy, the Boy Soprano)
Easily Abused (Emily, Emessa, Em-Em, Sister Dear, Doll, My Doll, Dahling, Dear, Ma Chere, Ma Souer)
Tomiko the Muse (Mary, Bilbo, Hobbit, Rabbit, the Chocolate Factory, Mother)

SGCred (Claire)
Manda-chan
Mangaka-chan
HaleySings
Astrobright68 (Kris)
Sheshinia Kaiba (Jesse)
Daimeryan Rei
Kamainus (Silver, Corey)
Rayne Saijeuz
ANAYAS-CREATOR
Burnse
Josephine Jekyl
Kyte
ZeldaAlly
Setoglomper
rokerbaby93087
KelseyAlicia

People Who Deserve to DIE (in Kitty's Opinion)

Draco Malfoy
Snape
Bellatrix
Marvolo Gaunt
Ukyo- Anyone who disrespects women like that while wearing so much make-up is nothing short of evil.
Kikyo
Gozaburo Kaiba
Siegfried- Hated him as soon as I saw him: anyone with pink hair MUST be evil.
Umbridge
Cho Chang
Winry- SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT.
Scrimgeour
Lucius Malfoy and any other Death Eaters
Pettigrew
Cuaron- For making Remy look stupid...HE DOES NOT HAVE A FUCKING MUSTACHE!
Tea
Vivian Wong
Tonks- The most uncreative char in all of HP: she sooooo doesn't deserve Remy!
Count Olaf and co.
Yami Marik (Malik)
Dartz
Raoul
George W. Bush and co.- HEY DUDE, WHERE'S MY COUNTRY?

Kagome/Inuyasha
Sango/Miroku
Joey/Mai
Yugi/Yami
Ryou/Bakura
Joey/Kaiba
Joey/Yugi
Kaiba/Yugi
Bakura/Yugi
Bakura/Atem
Fakir/Ahiru- SQUEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! That's all I can say.
Mytho/Rue- Didn't like Rue when she was all "I'm Kraehe!", but she belongs with Mytho.
Autoa/Fakir
Mytho/Fakir
Autoa/Mytho- Yeah. I know I'm weird. But if they ever met, it could be cute!!! XD
Ed/Al- YAY ELRICEST! XD
Ron/Hermione
Morfin/Merope- Yes, Gauntcest. ...what are you staring at me like that for? It's so wonderfully disfuctional. (smirks) That's right. See the hotness. Embrace it. XD
Remus/Sirius
Harry/Draco- Meh...Ginny doesn't totally thrill me, and hell! There are so many wonderful H/D fanfics.
Raven/Beast Boy
Erik/OC- Good OCs, mai oui.
Aang/Katara
Aang/Toph
Zuko/OC
Yukito/Toya
Sakura/Syaoran
Yue/Sakura

Couples That Make Kitty Sick:
Tea/Yugi
Tea/Yami
Tea/Noa
Tea/Marik
Tea/Anyone Else
Kikyo/Inuyasha
Harry/Hermione
Erik/Christine
Zuko/Katara
Rue/Fakir- ...I support the theory that they're siblings. Even if I didn't, though, I just don't like 'em together.
Ed/Winry
Al/Winry
Marvolo/Merope
Marvolo/Morfin
Kagome/Anyone Besides Inuyasha
Most Other Slash HP Couplings

Quotes Kitty Says or Thinks of Often:

"You know, I read that once in a fortune cookie." ~Kaiba

"Run! It's a croquet mallet with wings!" ~Valon

"I know it's just a toy, but someday the real Dina-Dude will get here, and beat up all the bad guys!" ~Mikey

"Underestimating the power of the small can be a costly mistake." ~Yami

"I want to fashion that into my mind forever: Draco Malfoy, the Amazing Bouncing Ferret." ~Ron

"Remember Cedric. Remember, if the time should come when you have to make a choice between what is right and what is easy, remember what happened to a boy who was good, and kind, and brave, because he strayed across the path of Lord Voldemort. Remember Cedric Diggory." ~Dumbledore

"Listening to the news? Again?"
"Well, it changes everyday, you see."
~Uncle Vernon and Harry

"If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals." ~Sirius

"Dumbledore's man through and through, aren't you, Potter?"
"Yeah, I am. Glad we straightened that out."
~Scrimgeour and Harry

"I love you, Hermione."
"Don't let Lavender hear you say that."
~Ron and Hermione

"But I got this far, didn't I? They thought I'd die in the attempt, but I'm here...and you're in my power...I'm the one with the wand...You're at my mercy..."
"No, Draco. It is my mercy, and not yours, that matters now."
~Malfoy and Dumbledore

"Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is Alchemy's First Law of Equivalent Exchange. In those days, we really believed that to be the world's one, and only, truth."
~Al

"Oh, have you see my hippo? He hides and I must seek!" ~the TV Dr. Seuss bird

"If I had a dime for everytime you used the word 'destiny,' I'd be even richer." ~Kaiba

"Blah, blah, blah. Don't you ever get tired of making the same speech every time you're faced with a challenge? Stop saving the world and get a hobby." ~Kaiba

"The last safe place is safe no more." ~Sunny

"Baka." ~Fakir (pretty much all the time)

"QUACK!" ~Ahiru

"Everyone's scared...returning to their true selves...they've become accustomed to their roles in the story. The real (Ahiru) is a duck...the real me...the real me has been protected by others since I was a kid...I can't protect anyone. But even if that is my true form...I want to make the story end! Not in a role that has been imposed on me...I want to protect you and Mytho with my own power, even if I use up all my power!" ~Fakir

"And so, a man started to write a story. That story, overflowing with hope...had just begun." ~Narrator at the end of "Princess Tutu"

"SIT, BOY!" ~Kagome

Sigy: Later, you'll find out you forgot something.

Kitty: I DON'T CARE! Leave me to my solitude, Chezzy Cheese.

Sigy, a.k.a. Chez: (glares) Meanie. (walks out)

Kitty: Anyway, please R and R my fics and visit my Xanga if you want, although my life can be quite boring at times. I try to update regularly, but sometimes I get my version of writer's block (either I know what I want to happen but don't know how to make it happen or I need to write the chapter slowly or else I'll mess it up).

Lots of Luv,

the1koolkitty