I am the Swatter of Fairies. I torture the puny, helpless creatures, slicing their offensive wings and crumpling them right before their tear filled eyes! My favourite Fairy Swatter resides in a rather special creative writing workshop place in the countryside, and I was reunited with it in the easter holidays.

However, I do not simply swat Fairies. I also plot in my Super Elastic Deadly Samurai Ninja Assassin Viper Squad (SEDSNAVS for short). Muhahahaha is my second favourite word, after discombobulated, and I like to kill things when I am angry.

So, that's me. Don't anger me, I am not only a fourteen year old Super Elastic Deadly Samurai Ninja Assassin Viper, but one of the two founders of SEDSNAVS, and I also created most of the name. I have a temper. I will swat you if you confess to being a fairy. I will throw a highly flammable tipp-ex fireball at you if you annoy me. I am also in the Dark Brotherhood and have a family of bloodthirsty assassins behind me. Hail Sithis! So, I strongly suggest that you stop reading this profile because you'll only end up peeing yourself.

Thank you for reading, have a nice day :)