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Author has written 27 stories for Being Human.

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1. Isolationist Policy reviews
On the third day of his freedom, Leo buys a hammer and a box of nails, and he walks round to the timber yard.
Being Human - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,164 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-10-13 - Hal & Leo - Complete
2. Negotiating Position reviews
Ficlet: Mr Rook has a new proposition for Hal. (Hal/Rook.)
Being Human - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-9-13 - Hal - Complete
3. Bad As Me reviews
If only they'd talked like this while Cutler was still alive, things might not have turned out the way they did.
Being Human - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,994 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-2-13 - Cutler & Hal - Complete
4. We're All Mad Here » reviews
Scenes from a revolution. (AU – canon divergence.)
Being Human - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,461 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 1-13-13 - Published: 1-1-13 - Hal & Cutler - Complete
5. Old Bones reviews
Hal had six mothers, but all he wanted was one.
Being Human - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,372 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-28-12 - Hal - Complete
6. In the Mirror reviews
She's just another kill.
Being Human - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-15-12 - Hal - Complete
7. I Do Like to be Beside the Seaside » reviews
August, 1954. Hal hasn't been himself lately, and maybe a change will do him good. (Hal/ofc; Cutler/ofc)
Being Human - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,477 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 12-10-12 - Published: 12-7-12 - Cutler & Hal - Complete
8. You Always Remember Your First Time reviews
With Hal, there are always more questions than answers.
Being Human - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,041 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-28-12 - Cutler & Hal - Complete
9. Like a Duck to Water reviews
Lawyer, bloodsucker – some might say there's not much difference between the two. Cutler wishes they were right.
Being Human - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,628 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-14-12 - Cutler & Hal - Complete
10. Seems Like Yesterday reviews
There was a time Hal and Cutler were friends.
Being Human - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-11-12 - Hal & Cutler - Complete
11. Selective Amnesia reviews
It turns out that Hal's the sleepy kind of drunk. (AU – diverges from canon about halfway through 4x07.) (Hal/Cutler)
Being Human - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,360 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-30-12 - Hal & Cutler - Complete
12. Cleaning up the Mess reviews
A ghost and a vampire, and the fine art of letting things go.
Being Human - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-16-12 - Hal - Complete
13. Subtitles reviews
Detox is only the first step towards recovery. (Hal/Tom)
Being Human - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,859 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-15-12 - Hal & Tom M. - Complete
14. Not Waving but Drowning reviews
They try to stop Eve seeing the prisoner. They worry he's been sent there to kill her, and she's not sure that they're wrong. (AU - diverges from canon pre-series 4)
Being Human - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,445 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-11-12 - Eve S. & Hal - Complete
15. Trench Warfare reviews
Ficlet: Hal takes his tea black, with a splash of water.
Being Human - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-2-12 - Hal - Complete
16. On the Beach reviews
Leo thinks that they're going to be reunited, the three of them together again. He tends to forget that his friend is a mass murderer.
Being Human - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-22-12 - Leo & Hal - Complete
17. Heads I Win reviews
Hal and Fergus: not quite a girl on each arm, but this is post-war Britain, and some things are in short supply. (Hal/ofc; Fergus/ofc)
Being Human - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-15-12 - Hal - Complete
18. Wishing for it only makes it bleed reviews
It's the morning after the night before, and maybe things look different in the cold light of day. (Unrequited Hal/Leo)
Being Human - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,720 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-1-12 - Hal & Leo - Complete
19. Nostalgia isn't what it used to be reviews
Nick Cutler is gone, but not forgotten. (Past Hal/Cutler)
Being Human - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,827 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-24-12 - Hal & Cutler - Complete
20. Meeting His Maker reviews
September 1514: the Battle of Orsha. Thirty thousand cavalry. Five thousand infantry. And one Englishman known as Henry of York.
Being Human - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-22-12 - Hal - Complete
21. La Vie en Rose reviews
It starts as an act of mercy, a jailer setting his captive free. But no good thing ever lasts. (AU – diverges from canon pre-series 4.) (Hal/Eve; Hal/Cutler)
Being Human - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,350 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-6-12 - Hal & Cutler - Complete
22. Women's History reviews
Nick Cutler's story starts with blood; Rachel's story ends the same way. What happens in between? (Nick/Rachel Cutler)
Being Human - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-2-12 - Cutler - Complete
23. The Small Print reviews
Deification comes with a price tag attached. So does Hal. (Hal/Cutler)
Being Human - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,076 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-27-12 - Hal & Cutler - Complete
24. One Door Closes reviews
Maker. Destroyer. Tormentor. Idol. There is no single word for what Hal is to him. (Hal/Cutler)
Being Human - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-20-12 - Hal & Cutler - Complete
25. I'll Take a Quiet Life reviews
Hal Yorke, meet Mr Snow.
Being Human - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-13-12 - Hal - Complete
26. Breaking the Fever reviews
Blood, sweat and tears: it was never going to be easy detoxing a 500-year-old vampire. Picks up where 4x08 left off.
Being Human - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,329 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-9-12 - Hal & Tom M. - Complete
27. Circling the Drain reviews
A vampire, a werewolf and a ghost share a flat above a barber's shop. You know how this one goes, right? But what if that angel never spoke to Leo over the radio? (AU - diverges from canon pre-series 4.)
Being Human - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-9-12 - Hal & Pearl - Complete