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| SilverWingedRaven |
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Author has written 17 stories for Harvest Moon, Naruto, Pokémon, Death Note, and Kingdom Hearts. Before I talk about me, I have a little something to say to you fanfic-freaks out there. What. The. Hell. Is. Wrong. With. You. No offense, but some of you guys stink. I have found that stories often have tons of people read them, but nearly nobody review. My stories included. And that is just messed up. You people who only review every 1 in 5 stories you read are just sick. Or lazy. Which is just as bad. I'm like the laziest person I know and I leave tons of reviews, so you must be pretty lazy. It only takes a few seconds to review, and one review might just make someone's crappy day. So please: review all the stories you read. I remember I was having a terrible day once and I opened my E-mail to find a single review. And you know what? That review made my crappy day ten times better. Spread the joy and review! The writers need you! Hello geeks, freaks, and weirdos! My name is SilverWingedRaven, although most people around here call me either Silver or Raven. Tis a pleasure to make your acquaintance. Hey, my little sister, Panda Blast has an account now! You should check her out (and be nice). Now for some crap about me that very few people will read: Favorite games: Kingdom Hearts, Pokémon, Animal Crossing, My Sims, and Harvest Moon! My favorite couples as organized by fandom (WARNING: contains yaoi, yuri and crack): Kingdom Hearts: South Park: Hetalia: Harvest Moon: Pokémon: Naruto: Percy Jackson and the Olympians: Couples I HATE: So, that’s about it. Why don’t you go read my stories? The "Stories to be Re-Written" list:
Funny/awesome quotes. “I like my meat so rare I only eat unicorns.” –Michael “Smell Brandon, he smells like girl.” –Richard Teacher: “Can we just focus on the assignment?” Ritsuka: “You can’t die!” “HOBBIT SPAM!” –Me and my friends “A rap battle between you and Brandon… That would blow my mind.” –Devan “Vooooodkaaaaaa!” –Russia Hetalia “OMG ARE YOU, LIKE, TOTALLY SERIOUS?!?!” –Poland Hetalia “But when Italy saw his brothers again, he realized they had all become assholes.” –Voice over on Hetalia “You could make the turtle be all like, ‘Keyblade to the power of funny hats!’” –My little sister “Axe is only good for one thing: Making a really cool flamethrower. Oh, and repelling women.” –My science teacher “My art will leave scars in the earth like nothing before it! Show me your fear! Cry like a lost child because my art… is a BLAST!” –Deidara Naruto "Your entire lives I have been using you three as an experiment. If it succeeds, one of you will be able to take over the world, if it doesn't, then sorry." -My dad "History doesn't repeat itself, but it sure does rhyme." -Voice over on Hetalia "Getting eaten by puppies. Very SMALL puppies." -Jared "Hey... Did anyone else notice she changed vacuums just now?" -My little sister My bro: What if one of them pulled out a gun and shot the other? "It feels like my stomach needs to spew its contents everywhere but it can't because my skin is in the way." -My little sister "It's like 'woof woof woof... I'm gonna sniff your butt now'." -Me "All the inventors can never design." -Coldplay "PIVOT!" -My mom Got something to say to me? Complaints? Complements? Suggestions/requests? PM me :) | |||||||||
1. See Beyond the Blood Stains » reviewsMy name is Beyond Birthday. I live to kill, and I kill to live. You may call it a sin, but I know it's just a part of life. Eventually, death will consume us all, and what I have done will no longer matter; Not that it does now. Rated for graphicness because, well, it's BB. Rating may go up.Death Note - Rated: T - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 5-13-13 - Published: 9-20-12 - BB2. Sora's Magical Diary of Rainbows and Happiness! » reviewsSora got a diary! Yay! And he's very stupid, cute, stupid, girly, stupid, and oh yeah, stupid! Let's see what this mentally unstable little boy writes in this diary, shall we? R&R it'll make you laugh!Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,059 - Reviews: 66 - Updated: 5-12-13 - Published: 7-7-12 - Sora3. Matt's Gamer Rants » reviewsNO GAME IS SAFE FROM THE RANTS OF MATT! This is basically a collection of rants courtesy of everyones' favorite red-head about some games he plays. R&R feel free to laughDeath Note - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,002 - Reviews: 72 - Updated: 5-12-13 - Published: 8-12-12 - Matt4. An Apple a Day reviewsA short, crackish tale of Dr. Trent's hatred of the phrase "an apple a day keeps the doctor away" which was clearly aiming to put him out of business. One shot, enjoy the insanityHarvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-7-13 - Harvest Goddess & Doctor Trent/Tim - Complete5. Wammy's Mental Institute » reviewsWammy's house is officially declared a mental institute. As if we didn't see that coming. Pure crack and randomness I apalogize in advance for any significant decreases in IQ levels due to reading this. T for swearing, pervertedness, and insane levels of stupidity. New readers welcome! Don't worry, the story won't bite! ...That hardDeath Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 32,519 - Reviews: 131 - Updated: 4-22-13 - Published: 6-28-12 - Matt & Mello6. Near's Toy Store » reviewsNear got high (oh crap) and created a bunch of products for his toy company including the 'Stop Tickling Me Elmo' and the 'Doggie Shit on the Carpet' In case you haven't guessed, it's crack. Full summary inside, rated for some swearing, drugs, and all around weirdness.Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 2-6-13 - Published: 11-1-12 - Near7. King of the Jungle » reviewsShea hates Mark because of a missunderstanding and seeks revenge. But when the wildman developes feelings for the rancher, will Shea be the one getting hurt? Suckish summary, please read and review! Rating may go up.Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,473 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 2-3-13 - Published: 5-26-12 - Mark & Shea8. Just One of Those Days reviewsIt's not the best day for our Nobodies at The Castle That Never Was. Someone's decided to mess with their stuff for the sole purpose of making them freak out. Especially Marluxia. "I CAN'T FIND MY HAIRBRUSH! WHY?" Crack, obviously. One shot, created out of boredom. Rated for a few swear words. Please enjoy ;)Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-5-13 - Organization XIII & Riku - Complete9. A Boy and His Ice Cream reviewsI love my ice cream more than anything else. I live for that electric blue coloring, that contradictory taste, and that surprisingly pleasant feeling of coldness you get when coming in contact with a Sea Salt. One shot. Warning, contains pairing of a boy and an ice cream. Rated M just to be on the safe side.Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-3-13 - Roxas - Complete10. The Rainbow Squad! » reviewsSora, a naive, girly, Sharpie-sniffer, has decided to create a group of "super friends" after being abandoned by his old 'friends'. Together, they will fight for friendship, unicorns, and all that is cute and fluffy! R&R hope to give you the giggles xDKingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,486 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 11-14-12 - Published: 8-2-12 - Sora11. It's Tough Being A Teenage Ninja » reviewsWitness the drama! "NOOO! MY HAAAIIIR!" The romance! "Ino, will you marry me?" The heartbreak! "There's no way in Hell would I ever marry you, you Nazi!" The youth! *Cue Lee and Guy, Caramelldansen* The PMS! "GIMME DAT RAMEN! I'LL KILL YOOOUUU!" And the tragedy! "Mr. BunBuns... WHY?" All of that and more in the new crack-fic, "It's Tough Being A Teenage Ninja." R&R. (hiatus...)Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9-6-12 - Published: 9-3-1212. The True Story of how AkuRoku Day Came to be reviewsThe title says everything you need to know. Rated for a horny Axel, the frequent use of the word 'sex', and some swearing. It's not a lemon. In fact, it's a comedy. And it has Vexen! And a really long title! Now read. Please.Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-13-12 - Axel & Roxas - Complete13. Scars of the Unforgiven » reviewsSasuke and Gaara. Both cutters for completely different reasons. Both outcasts for the same reason: They're living in a jacked-up, judgemental, crazy world. Gaara can't feel, Sasuke can't trust. What if they were to cross paths? Will they finally find someone to call "friend"? Or will they just see eachother as another cruel person, just like the rest? Hiatus (not permanent(?))Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,569 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 7-18-12 - Published: 6-1-12 - Sasuke U. & Gaara14. Rival Farms reviewsAsh was a nice boy. Great with animals and always got along great with everyone. Everyone except Lillian that is. Not only is her farm his competition, but she's got a crush on a certain florist just like Ash has. Will Lillian walk all over Ash like she allways has or will Cam be enough motivation for Ash to stand up for himself. Please read and review! Rating may go up.Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-23-12 - Ash & Cam15. Apocalyptic Pokemon » reviewsApocalypse time, Pokemon style. Gary went crazy and took over the world! Ash was leader of the resistance, but was captured along with half of the others. the half that wasn't captured is dead. Will Ash be able to save the world yet again, or will Gary triumph over him as he has so many times in the past? Read and review! (Going to be re-written; watch out!)Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-12-12 - Published: 6-1-12 - Ash K./Satoshi & Gary O./Shigeru16. Ever Since You Were Gone reviewsGustafa recalls and greives for his red-headed mistress. It's better than it sounds. One-Shot. Please read!Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-12-12 - Gustafa & Nami - Complete17. Duck Abuse! reviewsThis is what happens when a dillusional Witchkin tries to take revenge on Witch Princess with the help of a duck. This is my first fanfic, don't read if you like ducks.Harvest Moon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-11-12 - Witchkin & Witch Princess - Complete
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