Quotes:

"I vill now destroy de Snickuhs Bars!"- Gazzy

"Listen, I've been practicing my barking! Arf! Or is it bowwow? I can never remember!"- Total

"No, Emmett, I punched a werewolf in the face!!"- Bella

"Stupid, shiny Volvo owner!"- Bella

"If Angela turns out to be a witch, she can join the party, too."- Bella

"Life sucks and then you die. Yeah should I be so lucky."- Jake

"Holy insert a swear word of your choice here,"- Fang

"Fang, Fang, Fang. I love you. I love you sooo much."- Max on Valium

"A good friend will fetch you an ice pack when you have a bruise. A best friend will be the reason you even got it!"

"Unusual like what? A double rainbow? Gasoline for less than a buck-fifty? Sugar-free soda that actually tastes good?"- Dr. Martinez

"Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today."- Athena

What color/kind of socks are you wearing? Red = loud Green = stupid x None = freaky Fuzzy = gorgeous Yellow = innocent Purple = a little too happy Black = emo Stripes = funny Gray = skanky Pink = preppy Light blue = sweaty Other = hot White = sexy

What kind of pants are you wearing? Shorts = cutie Skirt/skort = skank Corduroy = faggot homosexual Tight jeans = scene kid Ripped jeans = emo Cammo = cage fighter x Jeans = prep Pajamas = pimp Cargo = clown Sweats = athlete Boxers = brat Booty shorts = female Capris = Gangster Nothing = hoe Dickies = weirdo Bikini bottoms = tiki girl Other = sex addict

What is your natural hair color? x Brown = that every one wants to make out with Blonde = with a hot boyfriend Black = with a sexy smile Dark brown =with a broken heart Red = that likes to have fun Auburn = who loves to be different Dirty blonde= with a nice ass Bald = with herpes

Pick the month you were born on: 1 = who ate 2 = who needed 3 = who killed 4 = who shot 5 = who killed 6 = who smoked with x7 = who banged 8 = who ran shirtless with 9 = who got stabbed horribly by 10 = who cuddled with 11 = who slept with 12 = who ran naked with

Pick the day you were born on: 01 = the kool-aid man 02 = a dog 03 = a shoe 04 = a toothbrush 05 = Santa Claus 06 = The Trojan man 07 = Barney the dinosaur 08 = a prostitute 09 = a porn star 10 = a bag of weed 11 = my lover 12 = a glass of milk 13 = a horse 14 = a lesbian 15 = a stripper x16 = a pickle 17 = a jew 18 = a homo 19 = an orange 20 = my mom 21 = a homeless guy 22 = a whore 23 = my crush 24 = an easter egg 25 = a jar of honey 26 = a condom 27 = a bowl of cereal 28 = a french fry 29 = your dealer 30 = Paris Hilton 31 = your grandma

Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing White = because I love marijuana Black = because im sexy as hell Pink = Because the lil people told me to x Blue = because I have AMAZING boobs Red = because I'm a pimp and your jealous Polka Dots = because I hate my life Purple = because I'm gay Gray = because I got dared Other = because that's how I roll Green = because I'm good in bed Orange = because I smoke crack Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose Brown = because I had to