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Author has written 17 stories for X-Men, and X-Men: Evolution. Hello *waves brightly* I reach to the sky at 5'2 1/2" and get called a midget for my efforts (as if i really care!). I gaze at my reflection though Green peepers and drag a comb through a nothing colour tangle of hair. I've cursed the planet for 18 years terrorizing all who know me in Oxford, home to the famous uni's, England. I beep at you from a red metro which has a nodding Scooby Doo in the back, as i sing off key to tunes ranging from Bon Jovi to Coldplay, Stereophonics to Queen, Amy Studt to Mel C, Evanescence to...ok you get the picture. My eyes crave the words of: Charlotte Bronte, Marvel (specially Xmen) comics, J.R.R. Tolkien (i read Lotr before the movie was even dreamed of) and Jane Austen. I gaze happily at: Eastenders, Holby City, X-men (original cartoon, Evolution and movies), Bridget Jones Diary and James Bond films (Timothy Dalton is the best Bond!) I giggle at: Ab Fab, Graham Norton, Only fools and Horses, Blackadder, Red Dwarf, My Family and Coupling (can i help it i have such a British sense of humour?) I would like to gauge the eyes out of: hypocrites (kinda like the people who write o/c's yet never read about anyone elses...if you have an o/c story ya want me to read drop us a line!)...anyway where was i? Oh yeh... Jean Grey (and to a lesser extent Scott Summers) just cause shes so bloody perfect and can't die properly. My main X-men are: Hank (who is sorely underused as a lead *hint hint*), Logan and Pete Wisdom. The groovy X-gals are: Rogue (shes kicks butt) and Jubilee. I have also recently grown fond of Marrow though i do not own many comics in which she is prominent. Check out the stories on my Favourites list and also my fav authors..they aint put there for nothing! Oh and as an afterthought i'll add the order that the Retribution X series goes in: Other WIP are: Unavailable. General info on my stories~ P.S. Anyone ut there in need of Marvel relayed character historys and/or marvel news should check out http://www.marveldirectory.com/!! Hope it helps y'all some!!
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1. X Big Brotherhood » reviewsPG for language and Scott scenes of a distressing nature (if your a Scott fan that is!) Okay it's basically big brother with many familiar mutants! Please r n r! Who's cross dressing? Is that Bobby as Po? And Hank has a copy Kitty!X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,832 - Reviews: 108 - Updated: 8-21-04 - Published: 7-7-032. November Rain reviewsJubilee tries to come to terms with her 'demons' by facing them head on. Will she finally accept the horrors of her past and the pain of loss? One shot-Slightly future settingX-Men - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,062 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-1-04 - Complete3. Retribution X: Terror » reviewsRetribution X get cut off from Xaviers funding while getting a wheelchair rammed into their legs.Bitter? Very! Please Read and review CompleteX-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,287 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 12-4-03 - Published: 12-1-03 - Complete4. No added Sugar reviewsJubilee finds a not-so-secret, secret sweet stash and eats it all, leading to an er..unique meeting with Wolverine! Reviews gratefully excepted!X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 10-28-035. Retribution X: Xmas Capers » reviewsIt's Xmas! As with everything in Retribution X's existance it can not go with out madness or somethingsomeone being burnt! R & R much apreciated! Complete Enjoy it or your money back!X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,091 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 9-3-03 - Published: 8-26-03 - Complete6. Retribution X: The End? » reviewsPG 13 as a caution really! Ok Retribution X go on a serious mission that could result in one of them losing their life. *Updated*X-Men - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,746 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 8-17-03 - Published: 8-10-037. The Monster Mash Hank McCoy style reviewsIt is kinda self explainitary but Hank (aka Beast) finds him self caught up in the monster mash! Features people from all walks of the marvelverse! ONE SHOT Please read and review!X-Men - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 8-8-03 - Complete8. Retribution X On holiday! » reviewsSome swearing! Would you trust Scott hating emotional teenagers on a cruise (with the forementioned anally retentive leader of the X-men)? Guess what... Prof X did... Its finished!X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,579 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 8-6-03 - Published: 8-4-039. RetributionX:Whinging midgets and Halloween » reviewsOkay theyre back and this time its halloween and Xaviers got an unusual assignment for them! Insane Retribution X capers as usual! Please come in and give it a try, you might be surprised! R&R! I'll try to stop using exclamation marks too, i promise!X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,162 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-28-0310. Retribution X: Dear Susan » reviewsMembers of Retribution X and the X-Men have written to a bitter Agony Aunt and changes the X mansion into a funnier (if scarier place!) *Finished*X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,459 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-15-0311. Retribution X: Celebrations and Prank's » reviewsAsh has returned and so Retribution X celebrate, causing mayhem among the mansions occupant's in their drunken state. Join them as they pull prank's on Scott, Jean, Wolverine, Remy and others!X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,702 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-4-0312. Retribution X: Crying into the wind reviewsAsh's understandabley upset, Mel is the comic relief. I really don't like this fic and you probably won't ever...don't say i didn't warn you!X-Men - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,717 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-27-0313. Retribution X: A New leader, a new beginning? » reviewsInsane drunkeness with Retribution X! Pranks are pulled on many of the X-men (espiecially Scott!) and punishment follows! This is one of my better efforts and a must for fellow Scott and Jean bashers!X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,536 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-27-0314. Retribution X go dating! » reviewsRetribution lunge into the world of dating with hilarious (and tragic) consequences! *WARNING* contains rape!X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,897 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-20-0315. Retribution X: Possessions, Ballet and fancy dress » reviewsRetribution X are back and worse than ever! Hilarious activities include dragging Wolverine to the ballet and holding a fancy dress party! Come on you know your curious and i don't bite...Hard!X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,753 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 6-17-0316. Retribution X: Protests and Scott's pants » reviewsRetribution X are back this time the morning after the night before. Antics include Professor X's pants as a flag and several 'sit ins'X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,329 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 6-16-0317. Retribution X: Remy's Tequila and Elvis reviewsRandom madness with the newest team at Xaviars, alcohol abuse and Wolverine as a 'personal tutor'. My first EVER fanfiction so reviews and CONSTRUCTIVE critism welcomed!X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,538 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 6-14-03
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