"Someone once said that, 'We are born to become happy, we live in order to make someone else happy." -Airi Suzuki

Hello, hello! Sylph Dancer here! Welcome to my profile!

Hi, world! I'm Sylph Dancer. You can call me Sylph, Sylphie, or Sylph Dancer.

Currently I am on a hiatus. It's not because I've lost interest or I'm especially busy. I've already planned out OFBLS and I'm going to continue working on it. I'm just not going to post for a while because I feel that I could go without the added stress of posting once a week just to please a small crowd of people who are probably reading other, better fan fictions that they like more anyways. I'm sure you guys will survive without me.

I know you're probably not interested in me at all, so I'll just relate what's important for you to know about me. I have slightly perverted mind, which is why you will often find many references to sex and/or find shmexy scenes (but no lemons) in one fanfiction at least once in my writing. I love Romance the best whether it's fluffy, humorous or angst-ridden. I am also a huge fan of slash fan fiction. I try to stick to canon pairings, but sometimes when I go into fangirl mode, I get a little crazy.

I admit that sometimes I have a hard time enjoying the ones that don't exactly meet the standard of 'well-written', and I seriously dislike character-bashing, especially when the character in question is actually pretty cool. I'm also a hypocrite, because I'm a Grammar Nazi even though my own grammar is imperfect. I love Romance, but I especially love fanfics that are touching or emotional. If I've favorited your work, I think you're an amazing writer and are deserving of great respect, and if I review your story, I either think the story is better than my own and deserves many reviews, or that you could use a little constructive criticism.

If you have any suggestions or ideas, feel free to PM me. Also, praise and (especially) constructive criticisms are welcomed, even flames. (You're giving me more reviews anyways, right?)

I should also mention that I am highly paranoid of others I do not know on the internet and immediately distrust anyone whose face I have not personally seen, which includes photographs. You don't really know who I am, and I don't know who you really are. Just for safety purposes, I'd seriously like to keep it that way if you can't prove to me that you're safe. I promise that if you really are just trying to be nice or friends with me, not one of those horrible internet weirdos, I have never meant to offend you. And if you are "interested" in me in that way... let's just keep in mind that you don't know who I really am, either, and for all you know I could be just like you.

Also, please review my stories, especially if you've honored me by favoriting or following the story or me. It's a little frustrating when I know that there are people reading my work, but they don't actually bother to give me feedback. I'm here because I love to write and I want to get better, people, and my story quality will not improve unless you give me something to work with. Seriously. Review my stories. PM me for all I care. Just show me that you're there and tell me what you honestly, truly think.

Shugo Chara! is my favorite, but I also enjoy Percy Jackson and Heroes of Olympus, the Hunger Games trilogy, Avengers, the Books of Bayern, Harry Potter, Eon/Eona, Calvin and Hobbes, the Divergent Trilogy, the Matched Trilogy, the Mortal Instruments and the Infernal Devices, Pride and Prejudice, Princess Academy, Ouran Koukou Host Club, Koukou Debut, The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, Your and My Secret (My Barbaric Girlfriend), the Kingdom Keepers, Adventure Time, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Legend of Korra, Regular Show, Maid Sama!, Spirited Away, My Neighbor Totoro, Kimi ni Todoke, Toradora!, Girl Friends, Hansel and Gretel, To Kill a Mockingbird, Kiki Strike, The Hobbit, Lord of the Rings, Shitsurakuen, The Lunar Chronicles, the Mysterious Benedict Society, Last Game, iCarly, Big Bang Theory, Heist Society, Ella Enchanted, Fairest, Dragon Slippers, Jake Ransom, Perks of Being a Wallflower, Coraline, and more.

*S P O I L E R * A L E R T ! *

My Stories:

1.Of Final Adventures and Last Years (OFALY) is the first story in the Lock and Key duology. Be warned, there's a lot more romance than supernatural biz for like the first ten chapters at the beginning, but it gets more magic-y as the story progresses. Closer to the end it gets a bit darker (but not much. I tried to write it seriously, but I'm afraid I didn't do as well as I'd hoped.) Yes, it used to be called Kissing Material, because the whole 'supernatural world' idea didn't come up until after I started posting the chapters. THE SEQUEL IS IN PROGRESS. STOP TRYING TO FIND IT IN OFALY, IT'S ALREADY OUT IN OFBLS.

Teaser: It's been four years since the fall of Easter. All is safe and love is blooming... until an impossibly familiar face appears, the supernatural world is exposed, and a demon returns for revenge. The secrets of the Humpty Lock and Dumpty Key will be revealed... will the truth tear them all apart?

Genre: Romance/Supernatural

Pairings: AmuXIkuto, KukaiXUtau, RimaXNagihiko, YayaXKairi, TadaseXNadeshiko (sort of OC? She's Nagi's long-lost twin sister.)

Status: Complete

2. Of Final Battles and Last Stands (OFBLS) is the second story and finale to the Lock and Key Duology. Be warned, there's a lot less romance and a lot more sci-fi, post-apocalyptic dystopian society with a load of random fantasy thrown in, and a lot less romance. Big warning, the chapter updates won't be as regular as they were for the last one. Also, there are a LOT of references and allusions outside of Shugo Chara, so it's sort of a cross-over If you read a lot, you'll see what I mean. I've got a lot of work, and a limited time to do it, so it could be a lot longer before I update a chapter. One more thing: there are a lot more OC characters in this story. I promise, they're in the story for a reason.

Teaser: Lock and Key Duology #2.With their lives in pieces, the ten undertake a journey to get them back. But when they find themselves trapped in the future, they need the Lock and Key more than ever. The final adventure continues, bringing new fantasies and allies, but this time, they might not live to tell the tale... Full summary inside. Amuto, Kutau, Rimahiko, Yairi, Tadashiko.

Genre: Fantasy/Sci-Fi

Pairings: AmuXIkuto, KukaiXUtau, RimaXNagihiko, YayaXKairi, TadaseXNadeshiko (still OC? Unsure what exactly it is...) OC pairings.

Status: Hiatus

3. Almost is a collection of one-shots based on the play Almost, Maine by John Cariani. For each of the scenes there is one couple and up to three members in each, all set around an almost-town in northern Hokkaido. In this one, the pairings aren't completely canon and I doubt there are many SC fanfics that include all these pairings, let alone anyone who actually likes or cares them. Also, they're not all happy fluff. I really just wanted to do this because I watched my younger friend preform this play, and I loved it, so...

Teaser: ほとんど - It's sweet. It's painful. It can hit you like lightning and leaves you utterly dazzled, and sometimes it fades away forever. Sometimes it comes too early, and sometimes it comes too late. And so the power of Love strikes an almost-town in Northern Hokkaido... This is a story of Love under the stars. A collection of one-shots based on the play Almost, Maine by John Cariani. AU.

Genre: Romance

Pairings: AmuXIkuto, KukaiXUtau, RimaXNagihiko, YayaXKairi, TadaseXNadeshiko, MidoriXTsumugu, YuuXYukari, ManamiXWakana, HikaruXAmi, slight OCXNagihiko.

Status: Complete

Pairings I Support:

Shugo Chara: AmuXIkuto, RimaXNagihiko, KukaiXUtau, YayaXKairi, TadaseXNadeshiko, and on some occasions TadaseXAmu, but only when Ikuto is either dead or doesn't exist.

Spirited Away: ChihiroXHaku. Just one pairing, but I'm not planning on a romance-y fanfic for this one, anyways. It'll be more psychological.

Avengers: TonyXSteve, NatashaXClint, ThorXLoki, PepperXTony, CoulsonXPepper

Maid Sama!: MisakiXUsui, KanouXYukimura, SuzunaXHinata

Brave: MeridaXNO ONE BECAUSE I'M GONNA MAKE EVERYONE FALL IN LOVE WITH HER AND SHE'LL BE CLUELESS!! BWAHAHAHAHA no seriously, I don't want her to fall in love. I just don't.

Percy Jackson: PercyXAnnabeth, GroverXJuniper, TysonXElla, HazelXFrank, TravisXKatie, PiperXJason, and maybe LeoXReyna just because I love Reyna. (I can't be the only one that is 99.9% sure that she's going to die, am I? It's Ethan and Luke all over again... *sobs*) I can't really see Nico with anybody, really, at least not yet.

Adventure Time: FinnXFlame Princess, BubblegumXMarceline, JakeXLady Rainicorn, FionaXMarshall Lee, Marshall LeeXPrince Gumball

Harry Potter: HarryXGinny, RonXHermione, HarryXDraco, and NevilleXLuna and NevilleXHannah, ScorpiusXRose

Avatar/Korra: AangXKatara, SokkaXSuki, ZukoXMai, MakoXKorra, BolinXAsami, KorraXAsami

Ouran Koukou Host Club: HunnyXMori, HikaruXKaoru,TamakiXKyoya, HikaruXHaruhi

Mortal Instruments: ClaryXJace, SimonXIzzy, MagnusXAlec, LukeXJocelyn

Books of Bayern/The Goose Girl: IsiXGeric, EnnaXFinn, RazoXDasha, Rin... well, I dunno, I think Rin is fine off just by herself.

The Hobbit/Lord of the Rings: SamXFrodo, MerryXPippin, AragornXLegolas, FaramirXEowyn, AragornXArwen, SamXRose, BilboXThorin

"Face forward, and lift your head up, there's no time for crying..." -Miyabi Natsuyaki

Quotes For Quagmires: Sensible Dr. Seuss Sayings

#q. “You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”

#u. “I'm afraid that sometimes you'll play lonely games too. Games you can't win 'cause you'll play against you.”

#A. “Today you are you, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is you-er than you.”

#g. "A person's a person no matter how small."

#m. “To the world you may be one person; but to one person you may be the world.”

#1. “You’ll miss the best things if you keep your eyes shut.”

#r. “You can get help from teachers, but you are going to have to learn a lot by yourself, sitting alone in a room.”

#3. “You ought to be thankful a whole heaping lot, for the places and people you're lucky you're not!”

#1. “It's not about what it is, it's about what it can become.”

#s. “I’m glad we had the times together just to laugh and sing a song; seems like we just got started and then before you know it, the times we had together were gone.”

#a. “I am the Lorax. I speak for the trees. I speak for the trees for the trees have no tongues.”

#F. “Remember me and smile, for it's better to forget than to remember me and cry.”

#u. “You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose. You're on your own. And you know what you know. And YOU are the one who'll decide where to go...”

#n. “Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not.”

#W. “Why fit in when you were born to stand out?”

#0. “Only you can control your future.”

#r. “If you'd never been born, then you might be an Isn't! An Isn't has no fun at all. No, he disn't.”

#d. “In my world, everyone's a pony and they all eat rainbows and poop butterflies!”

WHAT TO DO IF LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS

If life gives you lemons, make boiling water. Then throw it back at life and steal the oranges you asked for!
If life gives you lemons, throw them at someone.
If life gives you lemons, make beef stew.
If life gives you lemons, say "What else have you got?" You might get something else.
If life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.
If life gives you lemons, go find a life that doesn't give you a worthless fruit.
If life gives you lemons, be sure to send a hand written thank you note, as emails can appear to be less sincere.
If life gives you lemons, suck out all of the vitamin C and yell "EAT THAT, LIFE!".
If life gives you lemons, collect them because one day life will stop and you will have the only source of food left.
If life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make super lemons!
If life gives you lemons, sell them on eBay.
If life gives you lemons, when no one is looking, throw them through life's window and run away.
If life gives you lemons, experiment on them to see if you can make some zombie lemons.
If life gives you lemons, find a kid with a paper cut.
If life gives you lemons, ask for the receipt.
If life gives you lemons, throw them at people with expensive cars.
If life gives you lemons, open a lemon stand and use the cash to buy a gun. We will see if life makes that mistake twice.
If life gives you lemons, throw them at the cops, run like hell, and hope you don't get taser-ed.
If life gives you lemons, dress up like life and hand them off to someone else.
If life gives you lemons, don't be surprised, because life's a bitch.
If life gives you lemons make lemon juice because she didn't give you the water or sugar to make lemonade.
If life gives you lemons, laugh at the guy who got the bag of dog poo.
If life gives you lemons, throw them away because we all know what happened last time somebody screwed with her fruit.
If life gives you lemons, throw the lemons in life's face, steal his wallet, and go shopping with all his credit cards.
If life gives you lemons, take a picture of him, because I wanna see what he looks like.
If life gives you lemons, start stalking life and contacting life in creepy ways until life gets a restraining order on you.
If life gives you lemons, shut up and eat your damn lemons.

If life gives you lemons, get mad! Who the hell does life think he is and where is he getting all these lemons...I bet he stole them from the Wal-Mart down the street! Say, "I don't want your dirty lemons! Take these lemons back before I sue you! What gave you the right to give me these damned lemons! I demand to see your manager! You shall rue the day you decided to give me your disgusting lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the person who's going to make a combustible fluid and burn down your house! With the lemons!"

If life gives you lemons, see if you can trade it for a melon, than trade that for a plate, trade the plate for a computer mouse, trade the computer mouse for a keyboard, trade the keyboard for a webcam, trade the webcam for a router, trade the router for a television, trade the television for a Xbox, trade the Xbox for a laptop, trade the laptop for a rare expensive lawn gnome, trade the lawn gnome for a riding lawn mower, trade the lawn mower for a car, trade the car for an empty lot, trade the empty lot for some lumber and supplies… Yeah, I don't know where this is going, but at least I made you waste your timing reading it.

If life gives you lemons, stop wasting your time reading this list and go make some fucking lemonade.

Zassou no Uta - 雑草のうた - Weed Song
By Buono!

Hi! Hi! Hi! Let's start it up
Hi! Hi! Hi! Let's punch it out
Hi! Hi! Hi! You ain't dreaming
Hi! Hi! Hi! Let's get up and go

If there are guys that wanna laugh at
Our weed-like way of living, then let them laugh
I don't wanna do the same things as others
I don't believe its important to be the same as others
After all, everyone is different

We're reborn over and over, countless times
It's okay to be as you are, without trying to be cool
We're not finished until we die

Even in the blazing sun, the pouring rain or a snow storm's night
If you fall, you can get up
Getting stepped on, stepped on, stepped on
You'll get even stronger
Keep your head up!
Stop acting so spoiled

Hi! Hi! Hi! Let's start it up
Hi! Hi! Hi! Let's punch it out
Hi! Hi! Hi! You ain't dreaming

How does it feel to have no one know you
Like some nameless roadside grass
We don't have time to make excuses
This isn't the place to get depressed
That's right, the times are changing

Just being alive is a miracle
It's okay if we're run ragged
The goal is still far off

Even on a rocky road, even beside a train track, even the edge of a sidewalk
If you can set your roots and grow, then do it
Getting kicked down, kicked down, kicked down
You'll discover something
You can do it! You can't give up

Dreaming, dreaming, laughing, laughing, worrying, worrying
It's okay if your tears fall
Dazing, dazing, stressing, stressing, shouting, shouting
Let's keep on going

Even in the blazing sun, the pouring rain or a snow storm's night
If you fall, you can get up
Getting stepped on, stepped on, stepped on
You'll get even stronger
Keep your head up!
Stop acting so spoiled

Hi! Hi! Hi! Let's start it up
Hi! Hi! Hi! Let's punch it out
Hi! Hi! Hi! You ain't dreaming
Hi! Hi! Hi! Let's get up and go PEACE!

"There's no limit to the dreams that we wild things see..." -Momoko Tsugunaga