I'm really sorry about my Wimpy Kid fanfic. I've had a really bad case of the flu, and I've finally managed to get up and update my profile. My wimpy kid fanfic won't be coming out for a while. : (

Hey guys! I'm just someone who loves to write. I also like playing video games. Don't even think about calling me a romantic, because I wrote that flipped fanfic. I just really like flipped, so I wanted to write about it. I'm not going to give any personal info about myself, except that I'm a boy.

FF Obsessions.

Games:

Uncharted Series

Call of Duty (Cod)

HALO

Rainbow Six

Jak and Daxter

Ratchet and Clank

Books:

Hunger Games

Flipped

Percy Jackson

Diary Of A Wimpy Kid

Anime:

None

Cartoons:

Tom and Jerry (I've loved them since I was 3)

Looney Tunes

Flintstones

The list for this is endless

Comics:

Archie (Even though it got removed from FF. :()

Calvin and Hobbes

Marvel

DC

Misc

None

Movies

Rocky Horror

Flipped

Spiderman 3

Plays

Annie

TV

Lie To Me

Pysch

Monk

Funny stuff from Akane Kuran's profile:

I'm blonde so I must be a ditz

I'm skinny so I must be anorexic

I speak my mind, so I must be a biatch.

I'm a gay rights supporter so I WILL go to hell

I'm Christian so I must be homophobic

I'm religious so I must shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm a babysitter so I must be a pedo

I'm a cheerleader so I must be a whore

I'm a dancer so I must be stupid stuck-up and a whore

I wear skirts a lot so I must be a slut

I'm rich so I must be a conceited snob

I wear black so I must be goth or emo.

I'm a white girl so I must be a nagging steal-your-money kind of girlfriend

I'm pretty so I must not be a virgin

I have straight A's(oh yeah!)So I must have no social life.

I dress nicely so I must be looking for attention

I like theater and art, so i'm probably lesbian.

I have guy friends, so I must be screwing them all

I have boobs, so I must be a hoe

I wear what i want so I must be a poser

I hang out with gays so I must be homosexual too(gay guys are sweet!)

I'm a virgin so I must be a prude

I'm a girl who actually eats lunch so I must be fat

I'm single so I must be ugly

I'm white and have black friends so I must think I'm black, too

I'm not perfect so I must be a loser

I'm young so I must be naive

I have lots of friends, so I must drink and party every day

I couldn't hurt a fly so I must be a pussy

I love gays, so I must fit in with everyone (which I kinda do... Sorry 'bout thattt)

I'm talented so I must hate those who aren't

I tell people off so i must be an over-controlling bitch

i'm a fangirl so I must be a stalker

i'm smart so I must be weak

I wear makeup so I must be a whore

I'm OCD so I must be a neat freak

I'm scottish so I must be a ginger

My hair gets greasy a lot, so I must have no hygiene skills.

I like to look hot so I must be insecure

I'm a person so I must have a label

I chat so I must be having cyber-sex

I have good grammar so I must be a snob

I'm quiet and polite (Only sometimes!!!) so I must be a pushover

I'm a young writer so I must be emo

I'm Canadian so I must a funny accent

I'm German so I must be a Nazi

I'm an actress so I must be a liar

I'm an honest person so I must be a bitch

I'm Southern (my family is mostly from the south) so I must be white trash.

I get sick so I must be bulimic

I cry easily so I must be a wimp

I'm white so I must be racist

I'm preppy so I must shun those who aren't

I'm white and have black friends so I must think I'm black too.

I'm young so I must be naive

I'm Irish so I must be an alcoholic

I love shopping so I must be a spoiled brat

I'm sweet so I must be pretentious

I'm feminist so I must hate men

I'm a teenager so i must have a stereotype

15 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,

" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,

"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,

say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..

"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

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1.My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why.

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

Girl Comebacks!

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I could see you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together.
Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.

Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
Woman: About as much as when you got kicked out of Hell.

Ø I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

Ø Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

Ø The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

Ø Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Ø If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.

Ø We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

Ø War does not determine who is right - only who is left.

Ø Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Ø The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Ø Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

Ø To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

Ø A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.

Ø How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

Ø I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted pay checks.

Ø A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.

Ø Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR".

Ø I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

Ø Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Ø Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

Ø Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America ?

Ø Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

Ø A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

Ø You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

Ø The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!

Ø Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

Ø A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.

Ø Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were.

Ø Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.

Ø Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.

Ø There's a fine line between cuddling, and holding someone down so they can't get away.

Ø I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.

Ø I always take life with a grain of salt, plus a slice of lemon, and a shot of tequila.

Ø When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.

Ø You're never too old to learn something stupid.

Ø To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

Ø Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

Ø Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever.

Ø A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

Ø If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child?

Ø Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

Things to Try on an Elevator- 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly 7) SAY 'ding' at each floor. 8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons. 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?" 18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" 19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers. 21) SWAT at flies that don't exist. 22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

Disclaimer* I did not write any of this stuff. I just copied and pasted from Akane Kuran's profile

Check out her profile!

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2575138/Akane_Kuran

SPOILER ALERT: DIARY OF A WIMPY KID FANFIC COMING OUT SOON!

About me

I have one pet dog. His name is Simba. He is a white Labrador. Do you have any pets? My favorite color is red. I like red, because it reminds me of crisp apples. Apples are my favorite fruit. Besides apples I also like grapes, peaches, and mangoes. They taste very sweet. I'm not really a fan of salty foods. Some of my favorite hobbies include reading, swimming, and judo. In case you don't know, judo is a martial art. It is similar to karate, but is more about defending yourself, then attacking others.

My favorite subject is probably... social studies. I like social studies because we get to learn a lot about America's rich history. It is also incredibly interesting. My favorite topic in social studies is probably the American Revolution. I know it's a 5th grade standard, but I find it very interesting. To tell the truth I already knew a TON about the American Revolution even before I was placed in the 5th grade.

My favorite food is probably Thai food. I love eating chicken and I LOVE jasmine rice.

My least favorite subject is probably math. I think it's really boring, and I can't see why so many people like math as their favorite subject. To tell the truth sometimes I feel like falling asleep during math lessons. They're that boring. I can't see why people like it so much.

My favorite sport is swimming. I like swimming, because it is a real life skill, and is very exciting. It requires a lot of energy and practice. I like the fact that it's also really fun. Other than swimming I also like basketball, and tennis. Tennis is fun because I get to run a lot, and basketball is fun because it has a lot of action. Also basketball is a team sport so I get to play with my friends.

My least favorite sport is... I don't really know. I love all sports!

My least favorite food is probably... Indian food. I know this is a little shocking because I am Indian, but I just can't find the food my family eats... tasty. It's all just really spicy, and takes me at least 3 glasses of water for it to wash away. And even when I drink water, the taste burns my lips (In a spicy way).

My own stereotypes

I'm indian so I must be cheap

I like sports so I must be a jock

I like school so I must be a nerd

I'm black so I must be a hoodlum

I'm chinese so I must play piano or violan

I like The Beatles so I must be a hippie (This is true... Hey Jude!)

STOP STEREOTYPING PEOPLE!!!!!!!!

Songs I like

21 Guns- Greenday

Holiday- Greenday

Wake Me Up When September Ends- Greenday

Animal- Neon Trees

Fireflies- Owl City

Payphone- Maroon 5

Viva La Vida- Coldplay

Forget You- Cee Lo Green

Stereo Hearts- Gym Class Heroes

Mr. Saxobeat- Alexandra Stan

In The End- Linkin Park

New Divide- Linkin Park

What I've Done- Linkin Park

When I'm Gone- Simple Plan

Welcome to My Life- Simple Plan

Rhythm of Love- Plain White T's

Hey Jude- The Beatles

Drive By- Train

Hey Soul Sister- Train

We Are The World- Micheal Jackson and Lionel Richie

Pumped Up Kicks- Foster The People

Welcome To The Jungle- Guns N' Roses

Sweet Child O' Mine- Guns N' Roses

November Rain- Guns N' Roses

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.( not all the time)
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be with them all. (If you're a girl)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (If you're a guy)
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm CUBAN , SO I MUST smoke CIGARS I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I’m ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippie.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. (Can we define Witch?)
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. (i support gays but i don't read Yaoi)
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.(not that strong)
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I like marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

Cool Websites

http://www.playlist.com/g/#/home/a/r_03/22stcHQJy95EwPZsWcqi/

http://www.miniclip.com/games/en/

http://www.fanfiction.net/ (LOL)

http://www.youtube.com/

http://www.rocketjump.com/news/welcome-to-rocketjump-com#comment-563782255

http://www.addictinggames.com/

Favorite Pairings

Seddie (iCarly)

Bryce/Juli (Flipped)

Katniss/Peeta (Hunger Games)

Ron/Hermione (Harry Potter)

Peter/Gwen (Spiderman)

Peter/MJ (Only when Gwen died! Also from Spiderman)

Percabeth (Percy Jackson and the Olympians)

Carter/Zia (Kane Chronicles)

Cal/Gillian (Lie To Me)

Greg/Holly (Diary of a Wimpy Kid)

Shawn/Juliet (Pysch)

Nate/Elena (Uncharted)

Jak/Keira (Jak and Daxter)

Archie/Betty (Archie)

Bugs/Lola (Looney Tunes)

Daffy/Tina (Looney Tunes)

And now for my favorite pairing of all time...

Tratie (Travis/Katie from Percy Jackson and the Olympians)

Pairings That Make Me Laugh (In other words, pairings that suck)

Draco/Hermione (Harry Potter)

Thalico (Percy Jackson and the Olympians)

Katniss/Gale (Hunger Games)

Prachel (Percy Jackson and the Olympians)

Creddie (iCarly)

Thuke (Percy Jackson and the Olympians)

Jak/Ashelin (Jak and Daxter)

Nate/Chloe (Uncharted)

I couldn't think of the pairing that I hate the most, because they all suck.

Favorite Super Heroes

Batman

Spiderman

Superman

Favorite Sidekicks

Robin (Batman)

Favorite Super Villains

The Joker (Batman)

Bane (Batman)

Lex Luthor (Superman)

Green Goblin (Spiderman)

Scarecrow (Batman)

Mr. Freeze (Batman)

The Penguin (Batman)

Well that's all for now.

-savraj1234