| CrisLovesU |
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight. Well, hello there! Blog: http://crisloves2write.blogspot.com/ Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/466279236736244/ PM me before you send me a Facebook request? Thanks! Here's what Bella was playing in chapter 13 of Fuckerette: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2zVQKnWutA Any questions? Just ask! | |||||||
1. Oh, Fuck It » reviewsOne bet. One night. One hell of a motherfucking mess. 'As I enter the living room, I see the last person I expected to see... "HolyFuckingShit!"'Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,663 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 3-30-13 - Published: 11-11-12 - Bella & Edward2. Fuckerette » reviewsHe loves her. Always has, even when she was sperm inside her dad's balls. Go figure.'"I'm trying to do something to this stupid lamp, but it won't do anything because it is just too stupid!" I harshly point at the demonically possessed thing and suddenly, it fucking explodes' It's my first story so don't be to hard on me ;)Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,823 - Reviews: 65 - Updated: 1-3-13 - Published: 9-5-12 - Bella & Edward3. Let The Torturing Begin » reviewsIt was just my team and me, traveling all around the world and torturing the hell out of those who deserved it. Meaning: If you were a villain in any of CaraNo's stories or were stopping her characters from having a happy ending, then you better start running. Not that you'll ever get far because I will always be your shadow, until I have enough Oreos in me to torture and kill you.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,024 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 10-15-12 - Published: 10-2-12