Wand and a Paperclip
PM . Follow . Favorite . Feed
beta: β Beta Profile
since: 05-11-12, id: 4000700, Profile Updated: 04-06-13
country: USA
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, West Wing, and NCIS.

Welcome to my profile! So far, I've written stories for NCIS, West Wing, and Harry Potter. Hopefully I will be able to write more in the future.

While Harry Potter may not be my favorite book (I like more historical books in general), I do love all of the character depth and back stories.

I absolutely love NCIS, NCIS:LA, and West Wing. Did you NCIS and West Wing fans know that Mark Harmon was chosen for Gibbs because of his stellar performance playing Secret Service Special Agent Simon Donovan?

Gibbs' Rules

Rule #1: Never let suspects stay together.
Rule #1: Never screw over your partner.

Rule #2: Always wear gloves at a crime scene.

Rule #3: Don't believe what you're told. Double check.
Rule #3: Never be unreachable.

Rule #4: The best way to keep a secret? Keep it to yourself. Second best? Tell one other person - if you must. There is no third best.

Rule #5: You don't waste good.

Rule #6: Never apologize — Its a sign of weakness.

Rule #7: Always be specific when you lie.

Rule #8: Never take anything for granted.

Rule #9: Never go anywhere without a knife.

Rule #10: Never get personally involved on a case. (Said by Tony, agreed on by Gibbs)

Rule #11: When the job is done, walk away.

Rule #12: Never date a coworker.

Rule #13: Never, ever involve a lawyer.

Rule #15: Always work as a team.

Rule #16: If someone thinks they have the upper-hand, …break it! (DiNozzo)

Rule #18: It's better to seek forgiveness than ask permission.

Rule #22: Never, ever bother Gibbs in interrogation.

Rule #23: Never mess with a Marine's coffee if you want to live.

Rule #27: Two ways to follow: First way, they never notice you, — second way, they only notice you.

Rule #35: Always watch the watchers.

Rule #38: Your case, your lead.

Rule #39: There is no such thing as coincidence.

"The 40's are for Emergency Use Only!"

Rule #40: If it seems someone is out to get you, they are.

Rule #42: Never accept an apology from some someone who just sucker punched you.

Rule #44: First things first. Hide the women and children.

Rule #45: Clean up your own mess.

Rule #51: Sometimes you're wrong!

Rule #69: Never trust a woman who doesn't trust her man.

My best friend is gay (and I entirely support him), so I felt like I should repost this...

IF YOU BELIEVE HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS
I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school.
It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"
IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS

I have been searching for at least an hour for something that people put on their profiles about NCIS. I haven't been able to find it, so I'll just try to make my own.

How you know that you are obsessed with NCIS:

1. You find yourself Gibbs slapping people

2. You try to find a neon orange beanie to run with

3. You have a large paperclip collection

4. You tell people that you know 18 ways to kill them with a paperclip

5. You want to learn Hebrew

6. You want to visit Israel

7. You make up your own list of rules

8. Your new goal is to memorize the elements song that Abby and McGee sing in one episode

9. You try to convert all of your friends

10. You use marine terms like "scuttlebutt" and "I've got to hit the head"

11. You say "on your six boss"

12. You've seen every episode

13. You find yourself saying 'Ya think?' when someone says something obvious

14. You spend a lot of time reading/writing NCIS FanFiction

15. You hope you do knife throwing in the future

16. Want a gun and knifes in your job

17. Want to be in law enforcement or army

18. When someone starts talking about NCIS you take over and rant about everything and all the information on characters and episodes

19. You try make your clothes look like Ziva's

20. You start to use your gut to tell you things

21. You tell people that you can tell when they're lying

22. You can scare people by just staring at them

23. You smell something funny or hear a beeping sound and your mind goes to a chemical attack or a bomb.

24. You find yourself singing Tony's undercover song at odd times.

Anyway, I hope that you enjoy my stories! At the moment, I cannot access my work for the next chapters in my stories, so I will not be updating until I have all of the documents that I (momentarily) lost. I am sorry for the inconvenience, and hopefully I will be able to continue the stories soon. Again, I'm sorry for the delay!


1. My Fire » reviews
Vernon decides to move his family, plus Harry, to America for a year to expand Grunnings into the states. While there, Harry meets Kelly Gibbs, a girl who will change his life. Will eventually be Harry/Kelly, but that won't be for a while. It all depends on the response. WARNING: Rated T for rare profanity.
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,097 - Reviews: 156 - Updated: 5-5-13 - Published: 6-16-12 - Harry P. & Kelly G.
2. Drop-In » reviews
It's been over three months since Sam and Ainsley started dating, and no one knows. Well, that's until the day of President Bartlet's address to the public about his MS.
West Wing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,547 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 3-9-13 - Published: 1-22-13 - Sam S. & Ainsley H.
3. Bossa Nova reviews
What if Bartlet had decided to wait to meet Ainsley until the day after his State of the Union address? What would have happened to Ainsley and Sam?
West Wing - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,927 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-6-13 - Ainsley H. & Sam S. - Complete
4. Flash » reviews
4 years after Voldemort has won, Harry is hiding in the muggle world. Determined to change the present, he decides to take a trip- to the past. Meanwhile, Hermione, Neville, and Luna are also hiding. They haven't seen Harry for 4 years. What happens when Hedwig and a letter show up in their apartment? Currently on hiatus, but I will be returning to it at some point.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,024 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 7-27-12 - Published: 6-22-12 - Harry P. & Hermione G.