Previous names:

Kayla Watershard

Azalea Blue

Hello, I hope you all LOVE my stories, and that stuff. I just adore the subjects that I write about.

Also, I am an inexperienced story writer, so loads of my chapters are really short. So yeah, thats about it. Bye!

Just so you know, if you want to use a character of mine, please ASK me before using them. Unless it was a SYOC.

Wanna watch the YouTube vids I upload? Follow the link!

Le Link:

(Coming soon because I'm lazy)

Me Facts:

I have another account that I share with one of my closest friends. If you want to check it out, it is called: A.J and Bex

My fave youtubers in order: PewDiePie, SMOSH, Tobuscus, The Fine Bros

My YouTube name is AylaKJoseph

I am obsessed with ROTG

I love ROTG, so I take the Rise Of The Guardians Pledge:

I promise to believe in Jack Frost,

Whenever a snowball lands near me,

I promise to believe in the Sandman,

Whenever a good dream I receive,

I promise to believe in Santa Claus,

Whenever I hear the jingle of Christmas bells, of course,

I promise to believe in the Easter Bunny,

Whenever somebody has an Aussie accent,

I promise to believe in the Tooth Fairy,

Whenever I see a hummingbird fly,

I promise to believe in The Man In The Moon,

Whenever I hear the Moon whisper 'Hi',

I promise to believe in the Boogeyman,

But only believe, not fear,

And finally I promise to believe in The Guardians Of Childhood,

Because I am a child, and when I believe,

They will protect kids with their lives,

So when they visit,

Don't get a surprise!

I love Percy Jackson, so I take the Percy Jackson Pledge:

I promise to remember Percy

Whenever Im at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth

Whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature

For Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron

Whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''

I promise to remember Tyson

Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia

Whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse

Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca

Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico

Whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others

I promise to remember Zoe

Whenever I watch her star

I promise to remember Rachel

Whenever a limo passes my car

Yes I promise to remember PJO

Wherever I may go!

I love the Hunger Games, so I take the Hunger Games Pledge:

I promise to remember Rue

When mockingbirds’ songs wake me

I’ll think of Foxface every time

I eat a strange new berry

If my little sister pets a goat

I promise to think of Prim

And if my best friend acts depressed

Then Gale; I’ll think of him

When I toss some wood in the fire

I’ll think of Katniss every time

And I’ll always think of Peeta

When my birthday cake’s sublime

The Capitol will cross my mind

When someone is unfair

I’ll be sure to think of Clove

Each time I pretend to care

I’ll always think of Glimmer

If someone’s pretty, but a dunce

And Thresh will occupy my mind

If I spare someone, something… Once

Whenever I watch a reality show

I will think of the Hunger Games

I’ll sure imagine Haymitch

If someone calls me names

I swear to think of Cato

When I’m homicidally inclined

I’ll make sure I think of Effie

When there’s nothing on my mind

I swear to remember the Hunger Games

And Catching Fire too

It’s important to think of the characters

But they’re NOT mine (So, Collins, don’t sue!)

Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity:

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso .

5. In the Memo Field of all your checks, write "For Smuggling Diamonds"

6. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with The Prophecy."

7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

8. Specify that your drive-through order Is "To Go."

9. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

10. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I Won!, I Won!"

11. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives. They're loose!!"

12. Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

13. And the Final Way to keep a Healthy Level Of Insanity...Copy and Paste this into your profile!!

.if you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you ever stared at someone for a really long time for no reason, put this in your profile

I95 percent of teens worry about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't copy this into your profile

. If you are the complete opposite of normal, copy this into your profile

. If you have ever walked into a pole copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile

. If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile

. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you hear voices in your head and know that they are real put this on your profile

. If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

f you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile

. If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as different, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, EdwardandFangdreams4life, This Sayuri-Sama, Mit-chan007/Jessie,Ni-Chan, raining-pandas, Keiko Hayasaka, WantingFreedom, azuashihiko, AngelAndAnime, TheLighteningTheifRocks, HAWTgeek, percyxannabeth18770, 78meg9, no-percabeth-is-no-life, mkc120, The Goddess of Myths, ShimmeringDaisyFace, Azalea Blue