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Author has written 13 stories for Wizard101, Hunger Games, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Rise of the Guardians, How to Train Your Dragon, Jessie, Incredibles, and Wreck-It Ralph.
Also, I am an inexperienced story writer, so loads of my chapters are really short. So yeah, thats about it. Bye!
Just so you know, if you want to use a character of mine, please ASK me before using them. Unless it was a SYOC.
Wanna watch the YouTube vids I upload? Follow the link!
(Coming soon because I'm lazy)
My fave youtubers in order: PewDiePie, SMOSH, Tobuscus, The Fine Bros
My YouTube name is AylaKJoseph
I am obsessed with ROTG
I love ROTG, so I take the Rise Of The Guardians Pledge:
I promise to believe in Jack Frost,
Whenever a snowball lands near me,
I promise to believe in the Sandman,
Whenever a good dream I receive,
I promise to believe in Santa Claus,
Whenever I hear the jingle of Christmas bells, of course,
I promise to believe in the Easter Bunny,
Whenever somebody has an Aussie accent,
I promise to believe in the Tooth Fairy,
Whenever I see a hummingbird fly,
I promise to believe in The Man In The Moon,
Whenever I hear the Moon whisper 'Hi',
I promise to believe in the Boogeyman,
But only believe, not fear,
And finally I promise to believe in The Guardians Of Childhood,
Because I am a child, and when I believe,
They will protect kids with their lives,
So when they visit,
Don't get a surprise!
I love Percy Jackson, so I take the Percy Jackson Pledge:
I promise to remember Percy
Whenever Im at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
Whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
For Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
Whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''
I promise to remember Tyson
Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
Whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
Whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe
Whenever I watch her star
I promise to remember Rachel
Whenever a limo passes my car
Yes I promise to remember PJO
Wherever I may go!
I love the Hunger Games, so I take the Hunger Games Pledge:
I promise to remember Rue
When mockingbirds’ songs wake me
I’ll think of Foxface every time
I eat a strange new berry
If my little sister pets a goat
I promise to think of Prim
And if my best friend acts depressed
Then Gale; I’ll think of him
When I toss some wood in the fire
I’ll think of Katniss every time
And I’ll always think of Peeta
When my birthday cake’s sublime
The Capitol will cross my mind
When someone is unfair
I’ll be sure to think of Clove
Each time I pretend to care
I’ll always think of Glimmer
If someone’s pretty, but a dunce
And Thresh will occupy my mind
If I spare someone, something… Once
Whenever I watch a reality show
I will think of the Hunger Games
I’ll sure imagine Haymitch
If someone calls me names
I swear to think of Cato
When I’m homicidally inclined
I’ll make sure I think of Effie
When there’s nothing on my mind
I swear to remember the Hunger Games
And Catching Fire too
It’s important to think of the characters
But they’re NOT mine (So, Collins, don’t sue!)
Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity:
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso .
5. In the Memo Field of all your checks, write "For Smuggling Diamonds"
6. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with The Prophecy."
7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
8. Specify that your drive-through order Is "To Go."
9. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
10. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I Won!, I Won!"
11. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives. They're loose!!"
12. Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
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. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile
. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
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If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile
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If you ever stared at someone for a really long time for no reason, put this in your profile
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. If you are the complete opposite of normal, copy this into your profile
. If you have ever walked into a pole copy and paste this into your profile.
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f you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile
. If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as different, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, EdwardandFangdreams4life, This Sayuri-Sama, Mit-chan007/Jessie,Ni-Chan, raining-pandas, Keiko Hayasaka, WantingFreedom, azuashihiko, AngelAndAnime, TheLighteningTheifRocks, HAWTgeek, percyxannabeth18770, 78meg9, no-percabeth-is-no-life, mkc120, The Goddess of Myths, ShimmeringDaisyFace, Azalea Blue
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