Being the Empress of Parodies, I tend to write comedy for the most part, but once in a while I'll do something more serious. On occasion I like to play "What If...?"/"What Might've Happened," and consequently write that sort of fanfic. Dead Twin Walking, Always and Forever, and Saiya-jin Saga, Ladies' Style are prime examples of the above.

I also enjoy role-playing on AOL. Just Gundam and DragonBall Z at the moment, although I used to roleplay SWAT Kats as well before that RPG disbanded :( . Anyway, the original characters I created for those RPGs (Krysta Riannese, Musei Shino, and Bladea Dragnalia, respectively) can also be found in my fanfics.

And for the record, I don't pair Duo up with Krysta in my GW fics just because he's my fave G-Boy and I can't have him for myself. I'm all for most of the implied straight pairings on the show (Yaoi in general disgusts me, although I'll read a yaoi comedy fic if it's in good taste), all except Duo/Hilde. He deserves better than that bitch!

Some Notes:

Regarding my lack of updates: Writer's Block aside, I've become fed up with Fanfiction.net's ridiculous restrictions. Right now, I've been mostly writing (and in a few cases, rewriting) Harry Potter fanfics, though my love of Gundam Wing still lingers. New HP fanfics and revisions of Dead Twin Walking and The Marauder's Map can be found on my Fictionalley.org account. I may post Switching Hour there as well if I can ever sort out the various plotholes.

Anything that appears here henceforth will be random acts of insanity and/or inspiration.
After the Fall is on permanent hiatus. When I started writing it, I wasn't sure if I would go through the entire second half of the game or not, and it looks like I won't at this rate.
The same goes for Bishonen Senshi Sailor Spandex in terms of hiatus-dom. The lack of updates has been because of lack of inspiration and plot idea trouble. It's gotten more complicated than I thought it would. Gomen nasai.

Hobbies: Writing (fanfiction and original), role-playing, website management, video games, and custom sprite making.
Bishonén of Choice: Locke Cole, Duo Maxwell, Fred and George Weasley, Zelgadiss Greywords, Danny Phantom.
Ships I sail on: Locke/Celes, Fred/Angelina, George/Katie, Harry/Ginny, Danny/Sam, Zelgadiss/Amelia, Tenchi/Ryoko

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1. Twins on the Run reviews

A filking of the mayhem Fred and George caused prior to escaping from Hogwarts, and then some. Done to the tune of Paul McCartney's 'Band on the Run'

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 7-9-05 - Published: 7-9-05

2. I Think I'm a Clone Now: Vrumugun Mix reviews

A crazy little song parody regarding Vrumugun's kopiiness. Done to the Weird Al parody of the same name sans subtitle.

Complete - Slayers - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-4-05 - Published: 5-4-05

3. Brilliant Disguise » reviews

Towards the end of one mission, the boys meet up with a new addition to the team. But as they're about to find out, there's more to this new pilot than meets the eye... NOT your average original pilot joins fic by far.

Gundam Wing/AC - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,220 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-22-05 - Published: 4-19-05

4. An Exclusive Interview reviews

Post OoP, contains a few spoilers. Up to her old tricks again, Rita Skeeter decides to interview Fred and George about their escape from school, and gets more than she bargained for. Voldy aside, the Wizarding World may never be the same...

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 10-1-04 - Published: 10-1-04

5. The Marauder's Map » reviews

*Chapter 3 at last!* A night of mischief for First Years Fred and George turns into one of discovery, and adventure ensues. Initially based on a certain scenario alluded to in PoA and told from the twins' POVs, alternating between chapters.

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,203 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 6-10-04 - Published: 2-12-02

6. All the Cows Are Gone reviews

My first Zelda song parody, based on the Romani Ranch scenario in Majora's Mask and to the tune of 'All the Things She Said'. Link and Cremia stress out over their failure, sometimes joined by Romani.

Complete - Zelda - Fiction Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-26-04 - Published: 4-13-04

7. I'm Grey reviews

Another of my weirder song parodies, this one to Eiffel 65's Blue Da Ba Dee. What does a depressed Grey Neopet think about?

Complete - Neopets - Fiction Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-26-04 - Published: 5-26-04

8. Phoenix Walltz Trilogy » reviews

Formerly entitled 'No Need For Umbridge'. Now I've posted the other, newly parodized parts of Pink Floyd's 'Another Brick in the Wall' trilogy! Enjoy them all and review!

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 1-29-04 - Published: 8-24-03

9. Geminae Gundam Galactical

A song parodyfic to 'Golden Queen Galaxia' that takes place two years after Endless Waltz. Wufei's and Krysta's OC rivalry flares up once again, and the former's latest means of taunting isn't helping either.

Complete - Gundam Wing/AC - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-8-03 - Published: 12-8-03

10. Fly From Heaven reviews

Spoilers for OoP. One of my rare angsty filks, to the Toad the Wet Sprocket song of the same name. Poor ickle Harry bemoans his most recent loss.

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-25-03 - Published: 8-24-03

11. Saiyajin Saga, Ladies' Style » reviews

*Part 2 is up!* AU. We all know Vejita and Nappa wanted the dragonballs but botched the mission. But what if the former's sister and her friend jumped them and took off in their place? Inspired by a friend's parody of the Trunks Saga.

Dragon Ball Z - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,666 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-1-03 - Published: 6-12-02

12. The Sorting Troll reviews

It's the night before Ron's first year at Hogwarts. Fred and George take it upon themselves to warn him of the 'dreaded dangers' within the Sorting ceremony...

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 6-19-03 - Published: 6-17-03

13. In the Dark of the Night reviews

Post GoF, pre OoP filk of 'In the Dark of the Night' from 'Anastasia.' Full of vengence, Voldemort rallies his troops. Gotta love villain songs!

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 2-16-03 - Published: 2-16-03

14. Switching Hour » reviews

*Chapter 4 has arrived!* In the summer of their 7th year, Fred and George get a strange surprise from Hogwarts. Will it lead to their greatest prank yet, or tear them asunder? Please R/R!

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,957 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 2-5-03 - Published: 5-24-02

15. Wuuged » reviews

*UPDATED AT LAST!* The school is putting on 'A Christmas Carol', and guess who got the lead role?

Gundam Wing/AC - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,123 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 12-25-02 - Published: 2-2-01

16. Bulma Got Run Over by a Reindeer reviews

It's back again! My parody of a Christmas Classic, DBZstyle!

Complete - Dragon Ball Z - Fiction Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 12-25-02 - Published: 12-25-01

17. Gundam Boy reviews

A Hildebashing song parody of Avril Lavigne's 'Skater Boy' akin to my DuoxKrysta OC fics. Hate Hilde? Then you'll love this.

Complete - Gundam Wing/AC - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 10-6-02 - Published: 10-6-02

18. Stop the Phoenix reviews

A crazy filk of Harry and Tom Riddle's battle in CoS. It's to the tune of 'Stop the Pidgeon' (theme from Dastardly and Muttley). Enjoy!

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-1-02 - Published: 8-1-02

19. We Do! The Weasley Twins' Song reviews

Short filk featuring Hogwarts' twin masters of disaster, Gred and Forge! Set to 'We Do' The Stonecutters' Song from the Simpsons.

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 8-1-02 - Published: 7-15-02

20. Redemption reviews

An angsty Final Fantasy VI song/vidfic to 'Sound the Bugle' from the movie 'Spirit.' Takes place during Locke's scenario in the World of Ruin, starting with part of the party's reunion. Hints of Locke/Celes. Reviews appreciated!

Final Fantasy I-VI - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-30-02 - Published: 7-30-02

21. The Night Wufei Went Crazy reviews

My latest song parody, to Weird Al Yankovic's 'The Night Santa Went Crazy'. Rated for bits of the content. Enjoy!

Gundam Wing/AC - Fiction Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 7-22-02 - Published: 9-4-01

22. The Snowager Sleeps, For Now... reviews

My first Neopets song parody, to the tune of "The Lion Sleeps Tonight." Please r/r.

Neopets - Fiction Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 6-24-02 - Published: 6-24-02

23. Be Prepared Voldemortstyle! reviews

Filk of 'Be Prepared' from The Lion King, featuring YouKnowWho and co! Takes place after GoF.

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 3-5-02 - Published: 3-5-02

24. Catch 'Em All reviews

A Pocket Bishonen song parody based on the translation of 'Get Along', from the first season of Slayers. Please RR!

Complete - Anime X-overs - Fiction Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-9-02 - Published: 2-9-02

25. Glory Days reviews

A slightly weird song parody to Bruce Springsteen's 'Glory Days,' and told from Ron's POV. Set a few years after graduation.

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-5-02 - Published: 2-5-02

26. Dead Twin Walking » reviews

AU. COMPLETE! What if something unexpected happened when the Weasley Twins were born? Something that left them separated, each not knowing the other existed? Reviews appreciated!

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,084 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 2-1-02 - Published: 1-18-02

27. Monty Viper and the Holy Bicket » reviews

My original Holy Grail parody, involving the members of the SWAT Kats AOL RPG.

Complete - SWAT Kats - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,893 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-8-01 - Published: 12-8-01

28. Quit Playin' Games With My Body reviews

Hard Drive's using a new VR program to make arcadegoing katizens do his evil bidding, including Chance. Now it's up to Razor and Demona to stop him, but the latter has her own problems...

Complete - SWAT Kats - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-5-01 - Published: 12-5-01

29. Of Dragons and Robots reviews

It's the SWAT Kats to the rescue when the Metallikats rob MegaKat Trust and Savings. But when a certain dragon turns chicken during a missile launch, Demona can't get out of the way in time! There's almost no trace of her left, so where is she?

Complete - SWAT Kats - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-5-01 - Published: 12-5-01

30. Stranger From the Past reviews

The Pastmaster tries to make trouble for the SWAT Kats in the present, but a strange sorceress she-kat follows him through the vortex. Who is she, and what does she want?

SWAT Kats - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-26-01 - Published: 11-26-01

31. Madkat's Revenge reviews

Bladea, Jake, Felina, and Chance doubledate at the new karnival in town, but something is wrong... very wrong... The SWAT Kats also gain a new member.

Complete - SWAT Kats - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-26-01 - Published: 11-26-01

32. Which Z Villain is Gay reviews

A parody of a parody! This one's to Weird Al's 'Which Backstreet Boy is Gay'. Inspired by an RPG running gag.

Dragon Ball Z - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 11-14-01 - Published: 11-14-01

33. Pretty Fly For a Braided Guy reviews

My first Gundam Wing song parody, in honor of Duokun. Set to Offspring's 'Pretty Fly' For a White Guy.

Complete - Gundam Wing/AC - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 9-4-01 - Published: 9-4-01

34. Bishonen Senshi Sailor Spandex » reviews

A Gundam WingSailor Moon crossoverparody. What do you get when you take 6 Gundam pilots, 1 obsessed princess, 5 members of OZ, and hurl them into a mishmash of their world and Sailor Moon's? Sailor Spandex! Nyahaha! [On permanent hiatus, Gomen nasai]

Gundam Wing/Sailor Moon - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 9-3-01 - Published: 6-27-01

35. Always and Forever reviews

REVISED! Runs parallel to the 'After the Fall' universe save one major detail: Locke was never found. 1 week after Kefka's defeat, Celes sets out on a quest to track down Locke, but can she find him in time?

Complete - Final Fantasy I-VI - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,402 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-31-01 - Published: 8-31-01

36. Summer Daze » reviews

The Chibi Gundam Wing crew spends a week of mayhem at summer camp together.

Gundam Wing/AC - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,628 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 6-30-01 - Published: 2-2-01

37. After The Fall » reviews

An inside look at what became of the Returners after Kefka moved the statues and the world got an ugly facelift.

Final Fantasy I-VI - Fiction Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,468 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-26-01 - Published: 2-3-01

38. Episode Zero: After Colony 189 Krysta Riannese

New girl Krysta Riannese's background story on how and why she became a Gundam Pilot.

Complete - Gundam Wing/AC - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 2-2-01 - Published: 2-2-01

39. The Mysterious 6th Gundam reviews

(near-direct sequal to Krysta's Episode Zero) A new Gundam arrives from Earth, but is the pilot really who he says he is? Duo finds a kindred spirit but Wufei gains an unwanted nickname.

Gundam Wing/AC - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-2-01 - Published: 2-2-01

40. Eat THIS! reviews

Duo has been challenged to an Eat 'Til You Puke contest by the fattest kid in school. To the rest of the Gundam pilots and the school the winner seemes obvious, but is it really?

Complete - Gundam Wing/AC - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 2-2-01 - Published: 2-2-01

41. Dissension reviews

A glimpse into the future. How far would Hilde Schbeiker go to reclaim what is rightfully hers? Now Krysta must hide from the cult that has risen for both her own sake and that of what she carries within...

Complete - Gundam Wing/AC - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-2-01 - Published: 2-2-01