Willow: Buffy is acting like a real B-I-T-C-H.
Giles: Willow now aren't we a little old to old to be spelling out words?
Xander: A Bicah?
Season 2 Episode 1
"...adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them."-- Dr. Suess
"Damn it! I haven't been to Olive Garden in like, forever!"--Cinnamon A. Scudworth, Clone High
"There is a huge difference between child-like and childish, dickwad."
"In order to be a good writer one should read and use proper grammer. Otherwise you are just one of those monkeys in that theory that if you put a million monkeys in a room they will eventually write Shakespeare. Basically this class is to make you less monkey-like, take advantage. Please. Also suck it up, no one in here is Joyce and even he had to go through a few drafts."