Hello!

(Previously known as 'The Cat That Lied')

Let's see... Something about me...

I love writing, and I also procrastinate, like, a lot—a violent, bloody battle that has been occurring ever since I could only remember. XD So I may not post stories (if I ever did) frequently. But I can assure you I am somewhat of a perfectionist and an OCD, so every write would be to the best of my abilities, and not half-hearted.

Reading is my passion. So long as there's a good plot, solid characters and flowing writing, I will not see the sun for days until I finish reading. So you can imagine how I give criticisms to stories that are... not exactly publish-worthy type. But I try my best not to be too harsh, so forgive me if I ever offend you in any way—it's life's nature to be harsh; after all, how can one learn when he/she is not pushed a bit hardly to his/her limits?

Anime and books have been a part of my life... literally. It made me strong, made me realize things I could've never realized on my own. All in all, Anime has really been like an unseen friend to me, guiding me to life. (Okay, okay. I'll stop this emo-ing stuff. Sheesh. I feel like Sasuke or something... -_-)

Anywhore, hope you read and like my imaginary stories that will be posted maybe after I finish procrastinating--in this case maybe never, but who knows? And if I do, your criticisms are much welcomed!

I believe in unicorns. And if I hear you arguing otherwise, I will find you. And I will stalk you.

Quotes:

"Going after revenge is like opening a vein in your arm and waiting for somebody else to bleed to death."
— Unknown

"I detest 'perfection.' To be 'perfect' is to be unable to improve any further. There would be no scope for 'creation,' not a single gap in one's knowledge or one's ability."
— Mayuri Kurotsuchi (Bleach)

"Politeness. Now, there’s a poor man’s virtue if ever there was one. What’s so admirable about inoffensiveness, I should like to know. After all, it’s easily achieved. One needs no particular talent to be polite. On the contrary, being nice is what’s left when you’ve failed at everything else. People with ambition don’t give a damn what other people think about them."
— Vida Winter (The Thirteenth Tale)

"Life, unfortunately, doesn’t seem to care what we want. Act now while you can actually stop it from being a disaster."
— Sonya Karp (Vampire Academy: Last Sacrifice)

"Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome."
— Isaac Asimov

“Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.”
― Dr. Seuss

“When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, "Why god? Why me?" and the thundering voice of God answered, There's just something about you that pisses me off.”
― Stephen King, Storm of the Century: An Original Screenplay

"The real world is just a crappy game. The ideal world can only be found within a game. But if an ideal can be found within a crappy game. There may be an ideal route in the real world."
— Unknown

When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives mean the most to us, we often find that it is those who, instead of giving advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our pain and touch our wounds with a warm and tender hand. The friend who can be silent with us in a moment of despair or confusion, who can stay with us in an hour of grief and bereavement, who can tolerate not knowing, not curing, not healing and face with us the reality of our powerlessness, that is a friend who cares.
- Henri Nouwen

"I never knew words could be so confusing," Milo said to Tock as he bent down to scratch the dog's ear.
"Only when you use a lot to say a little," answered Tock.
— Norton Juster, The Phantom Tollbooth

“Religion has convinced people that there's an invisible man ... living in the sky. Who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn't want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer, and suffer, and burn, and scream, until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you. He loves you and he needs money.”
― George Carlin

Some... stuff:

When it rains on my parade, I bust out my slip n’ slide.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then you’re a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

In a world full of cheerios, be a fruit loop.

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

When life hands you lemons, throw something harder back.

That which does not kill me…should run. FAST.

Never knock on Death’s door. Ring the doorbell and run. He HATES that.

I hear voices in my head. But that’s alright. Most of them are pretty nice.

The world is full of crazy people. They made me their leader.

It’s you and me against the world. We attack at dawn.

I run with scissors… it makes me feel dangerous.

Come to the Dark Side. We have cookies.

Give a person a fish and feed them for a day, teach ‘em how to use the internet and they won’t bother you for weeks!

I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every second of it.

Some people are only alive because it’s illegal to kill them.

You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

Never argue with an idiot. They’ll just drag you down and beat you with experience.

10% sugar, 10% spice, 80% bitch so you better be nice.

Those stupid kids should just give that loopy rabbit some Trix already!

Your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend.

I didn’t say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.

I like you. When I rule the world, you death shall be quick and painless.

Some see the glass half empty, some see it half full. Me? I just want to know who’s been drinking my soda!

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup!

You think I’m a loser. But I’m the most awesome loser you’ve ever met!

If you have an open mind why don’t your brains fall out?

Of course I’m out of mind! It’s dark and scary in there!

If I’m out of my right mind, my left one is gonna be pretty crowded.

If aliens are looking for INTELLIGENT life, why are you worried?

I’m an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight.

If at first you don’t succeed- skydiving isn’t for you.

Whoever said nothing is impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door.

The person who smiles when something goes wrong has found someone to blame it on.

Normal people scare me… but not as much as I scare them.

Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!

If two wrongs do not make a right, try three.

There is always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it is usually an oncoming train.

Just when I think you’ve said the stupidest thing ever you keep talking.

Why be difficult when with a little effort you can be impossible?

Silence is golden but duct tape is silver.

Everyone has a wild side; I just prefer to make mine public.

What is this “normal” you speak of? Stay away! I don’t want to catch your “normal”!

Pssh. Normal is just a setting on the washing machine.

I used to have super powers but my therapist took them away.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you’re up to.

Always take the time to smell the roses but remember sooner or later you’re gonna inhale a bee.

I believe no problem is so large or difficult that it can’t be blamed on someone else.

I never repeat myself, so pay close attention the first time, because I never repeat myself.

I’d explain it to you but your brain would explode.

When all else fails bring out the duct tape.

Don’t tell me the sky’s the limit when there are footprints on the moon!

I’m not so good with advice. May I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

I don’t lie. I create fiction with my mouth.

We’re best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge….I’ll pick out the funereal arrangements.

The world is out to get me. Hide me in your closet and don’t let it find me.

There’s nothing better than a good friend except a good friend with chocolate!

Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.

I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones.

If annoyed further, I shall spork your eyes out.

I am who I am. I do not seek your approval.

Between two evils, I always try to pick the one I’ve never tried.

Slinky Escalator = Endless Fun

I’m not saying you’re stupid I’m just implying it.

I’m bored… run for your sanity.

The more I think about it, the more I’m sure I’ve lost my mind. But crazy people don’t know they’re crazy so I guess I’m okay. But thinking I’m okay because I think I’m crazy is saying I don’t think I’m crazy so I may be crazy.

Who cares about hugs? I’m going to tackle you when I see you!

Life is like a corndog. I just haven’t figured out why yet.

When life hands you lemons, make apple juice and let the world wonder how.

When life gives you lemons, squirt it in life’s eye and see how much life likes lemons then.

Don’t walk in my footsteps. I tend to walk into walls or off the occasional cliff.

Some people are like lava lamps. Fun to look at but not very bright.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

Have a nice day! And thank you for visiting my profile!