Lockets and Beads

Age: 16

Locomotion… i mean location: Canada

-Some of my fave quotes-

-Movies/Other-

what puts the ape in apricot! - cowarly lion - wizard of oz

i'm a lady! i do not have testiclé -little britain

I once fought two days with an arrow through my testicle- Godfrey -Kingdom of Heaven

Nobody talks to that guy, but let me tell you something. Every job I have ever had, I talk to that guy. I would talk to him, I would find him on purpose. And we had little chit-chats, and I would be very interested, and I'd be like, "By the way, here's a Snickers! That's for you. Peanuts, caramel, put that in your mouth, enjoy that!" You know why I talk to him? Because when that day finally comes where he just VFF snaps, and he comes to work with a sawed-off shotgun, walking through the halls CH-CH-PFF CH-CH-PFF CH-CH-PFF And he's gonna get to my office and be like, "gasp; whispers Thanks for the candy..."-dane cook

"How did Mary die?" "A tire hit her in the face!" You can't say that without laughing.-dane cook

-Life-

You. Are. Evil - many many people on many many separate occasions in regards to… me

you know how in shows people with glasses get punched in the face? i'm gonna get punched in the face! - jenny

every great writer beings with 15 prostitutes and then some cotton wool and a long stripped animal -johnny depp (finding neverland outtake)

ok no stop being nerdy bad catherine!-Katie

you know, i think walt disney was gay -me or kt, not sure (while watching bambi with kt)

if the world was a logical place men would ride side saddle - Rita Mae Brown

Joe Pancake?-Johnnny Depp

whats with the interprative dance? -me (to my friend carmen while in the theatre seeing the LotR musical/play)

-Fave Movies-

Baz Luhrmann's Romeo & Juliet, Pride and Prejudice, Moulin Rouge, Sense and Sensibility, Princesse Bride, Lord Of The Rings trilogy, Kundun, i heart huckabees, Edward Scissorhands, Everything is Illuminated, Motorcycle Diaries,Master and Commander, Pirates of the Caribbean: CBP & DMC, Monty Python - Holy Grail - Life of Brian... ummm other movies.