Hiya, I'm from LONDON! (As you may have noticed from my spelling of some words. E.g Centre, or theatre.) RE ;)

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(ALSO I am writing a Harry Potter Fan fic to come out in the Winter. It will be all 7 years of James and Lily at Hogwarts, so look out for it!)

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One day your prince will come. Mine? He took a wrong turn, got lost, and was too stubborn to ask for directions.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away... if well-aimed.

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What night world taught me.

Poppy taught me to appreciate life, because it could be gone.

James taught me second chances.

Mare taught me to love the world around us.

Ash taught me even the coolest people have emotions.

Thea taught me to take risks for love.

Eric taught me to love animals and life around us.

Gillian taught me not to be afraid to try new things.

David taught me there is always someone to rely and fall back on.

Hannah taught me to follow my heart.

Thierry taught me to not give up.

Rashel taught me that even if no one believes you, to try.

Quinn taught me to protect the one you love.

Maggie taught me to fight for what I believe in.

Delos taught me that sometimes power can be a bad thing.

Jez taught me it's okay to be different.

Morgead taught me that loyalty is important and not to bury my feelings.

Keller taught me that you can fight and have emotion.

Galen taught me that sometimes love is uncontrollable.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

Friends: Bring you a tissue to dry your tears.

Best Friends: Have a shovel ready to bury the asshole who did this to you.

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

22 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
9. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
10. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
11. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
12. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
13. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
14. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
15. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
16. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
17. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
18. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
19. Ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
20. Tell people that you can see their aura.
21. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
22. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.