Author has written 3 stories for Super Smash Brothers, Pikmin, and Pokémon.
I am me, a dude in the good old U, S, of A. I absolutely love video games, and apreciate the music that goes into them. I enjoy the art of the written word, and have just begun dabbling in writing myself. I have not been writing long, so please bear with me if I am absolutely terrible at it. R&R's are welcome, as are free cookies and donuts.
Favorite Quotes, This may take a while:
I are awesomness; Feed me; Go stick your head up a hippo’s buttcrack; No worries mate; WTF; Mr. Shine, Him Diamond; It’s a me, Mario!; The cake is a lie!; I HAVE FURY!; I…I will consume…consume…everything…; I AMDARKNESS!!; War, war never changes; Bingely Bingely Beep!; When his hands are higher than your head, his groin is level with your teeth; Bugrit! Millenium Hand and Shrimp!; "They had princesses that were so noble, they could pee through a dozen matresses; “…”; Who you gonna call? Ghostbusters!; ACHCRIVENS!; I have chortles; I’m not crazy. I’m INSANE; How do you flip a bird?; Woof woof bloody woof, sheesh. Give ‘em a couple of thumbs and suddenly they’re the lords of bloody creation!; Your remote has poop on it!; What are safety catch?; Elves are not nice. Elves are bad; "It says ‘Here be Dragons’, right here in the city! “That is just the Sunshine Sanctuary for Sick Dragons on Dagon Street”; Join me on the Dark Side; I aint afraid of no ghosts; “—-they rise ARSE up, arse up, arse up, see the little angels rise up high…”; Truth! Justice! Freedom! And a hard-boiled egg! ; Do prison cells usually have holes in them? No they don’t. I thought so.. Should there be a prisoner in the cell?; You put your left foot in, and take your left foot out, in, out, in, out. A SHARK JUST BIT MY FOOT OFF!!; “I know I said he was a good chap, but what I meant was he’s a complete arsehole”; “Can I use your lawnmower?” “Of course you can so long as it doesn't leave my garden.”; “If the enemy is in range, so are you.”; “It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.”; “Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword, obviously never encountered automatic weapons.”; “You, you, and you … Panic. The rest of you, come with me.”; “Any ship can be a minesweeper. Once.”; “Wasn't that the bomb technician?” “Yes, he’s defusing the bomb.” “Why is he running?”; “Yea, Though I Fly Through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I Shall Fear No Evil. For I am at 50,000 Feet and Climbing.”; People may think that “aaarrrgh” is universal, but this is not so. In Klatch alone it means, variously, “your wife is a big hippo”, “I would like to eat your foot”, and “Hello, thinks Mr. Happy purple cat.” One tribe is renowned for its cruelty to victims, but that is because the prisoners appears to be screaming, “Quick, more boiling oil!”; Feed Me; If it still stands up after a good couple of whacks from six feet of solid oak, then it is probably immune to magic as well; May you live in interesting times; “I have no need to fear the darkness, for I AM darkness!”; “Fate has Favored you”; It’s yellow, isn’t it; I AMZOOOOOOORRRRK!; It’s time to blow shit up!; Do you listen to the duck? You shouldn’t listen to the duck. The duck says bad things. Terrible things.; I am power…I am darkness…I am hunger…I AM PHANTOM!; BRING ME THE SEVENSTARS!; We are Karate Duo #1!; EPIC Fail!; I am Error; It’s time for the next exciting adventure of Captain QUAAAAARRK!; “If something hasn’t broken on your helicopter, it’s about to.”; “The Piper Cub is the safest airplane in the world; it can just barely kill you.”; “Flying the airplane is more important than radioing your plight to a person on the ground incapable of understanding or doing anything about it.”; “Mankind has a perfect record in aviation – we have never left one up there!”; “Airspeed, altitude and brains. Two are always needed to successfully complete the flight.”; “Did you feel that?”; “What’s that noise?”; “Oh S…”“Never trade luck for skill.”; “What is the similarity between air traffic controllers and pilots? If a pilot screws up, the pilot dies; but If ATCscrews up, …. the pilot dies.”; “If you hear me yell;”Eject, Eject, Eject!", the last two will be echo’s.’ If you stop to ask “Why?”, you’ll be talking to yourself, because by then you’ll be the pilot."; “Without ammunition, the Air Force is just an expensive flying club.”; “When one engine fails on a twin-engine airplane, you always have enough power left to get you to the scene of the crash.”;COWER, PUNY MORTALS!; But, it was so artfully done…; To eat or not to eat, what a stupid question. ‘Tis it not nobler to clean thine plate to maketh room for more?; “Your true face… What kind of… face is it? I wonder… The face under the mask… Is that… your true face?”; “I wonder… If you do the right thing… Does it really make… everybody… happy?”; You’ve met with a terrible fate, haven’t you?; Believing in your friends and embracing that belief by forgiving failure. These feelings have vanished from our hearts.; Swamp. Mountain. Ocean. Canyon… hurry, the four who are there… bring them here!; OK, let’s play good guys and bad guys… I’ll be the good guy, and you be the bad guy…when you’re bad , you just run…; Can I ask… a question? Your friends… What kind of… people are they? I wonder… Do these people… think of you… as a friend?; Whenever there is a meeting, a parting shall follow. But that parting needs not last forever. Whether a parting be forever or merely for a short while… that is up to you.; System not found. Insert install disc. Disc not found. Please confirm disc cover is closed. Read error. Insert boot disc and press enter. No response. System may be busy or melting into slag. Application error. Save your work and quit. You lost everything. Way to go genius. Waiting for processors. 404 hampsters not found. Threat level upgraded to Jelly Roll 1. Detonation imminent. BEEBLEBLIP! C:/ run query identifaction. C:/ run insult generator C:/ results: go away yeti lip! CTRL ALTDEL!; SPAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCEEEEEE!; Fact: the Fact Core is the most intelligent and good looking of all the cores; I fart in your general direction!; I like trains; Augh! Augh! Bird! Kill it! It’s evil!; Why is this car parked on my sandwich!?; FATTY FATTY ORPHAN!; PINGAS; Do you have any idea how that makes me feel?Furious! Outraged! Sick with anger!; And this battle shall be the delicious mustard on that bread! The mustard of your doom!; Honk if you love THE MAP LIGHT!; The hate for the gods that has boiled in my veins… you shall taste all of it in the bite of my blade. The only question left is how long will you manage to remain standing before I take your life. Try to keep it interesting for me, will you?; You shouldn’t have done that; That Spy’s a Spy!; HEROIC POSE!; Five exclamation points. The sure sign of an insane mind; I’m going to give myself a prrromotion!; I’m not as think as you drunk I am; I’ll tell you what I said but I didn’t say it; Is it true that dwarfs only love gold? No, we just say that to get it into bed; Spy’ sappin mah sentry!; Sandvich! So moist and delicious!; No, that would be YOUR MOTHER!; Your argument is invalid, I have a flamethrower; Ahhhh! It burns! Like gonorrhea!; Mah Boi; That was doctor assisted homicide!; For great justice!; All your base are belong to us;
Beat Pikmin 1 with all 30 parts on my first try
Bought a car, then sold said car for profit
Found a Shiny Chansey
Tracked down a copy of ET for the Atari 2600
Found a Shiny Rayquaza
Stuffed 11 chicken fingers in my mouth
Beat Pikmin 2 with all treasures in 10 days
Perfect A average on a high school report card
Taught my dog to say "mama" (he's only done it twice but still epic)
Found a 100 dollar bill in the parking lot at Wendy's