sarky soomka
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since: 06-17-03, id: 401808, Profile Updated: 03-01-13
country: USA
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, and Teen Wolf.

I used to write HP fanfics back in the day when I was an awful writer. But over the years the interest slowly started slipping away from me. However, I regain that interest from time to time and just stick to reading (and reviewing of course!)

As of late I've began writing again. It's such a wonderful feeling! Gotta practice in order to write that memoir one day...haha!

March 2013

http://garbageandmusings.tumblr.com/
Feel free to check that out! Tumblr including, but not limited to - harry potter humor, david tennant's face, cillian murphy's face and body and ugh all of him, excessive amounts of Arctic Monkeys, Sherlock, and a lot of Black Books.


Just a couple tidbits about me for shits and giggles:

Age: 23, but I'm an old soul

Location: Metro Detroit, Michigan. This is where it's at. But not really.

Some favorites in general: Draco and Harry, punk rock, whiskey coke/sprite/or ginger ale, good tea with milk and sugar, Scotland, dreaming, my love, a clockwork orange, xanax, my cats, beer, red wine, the boys I can't have (yet), Cillian Murphy, flirting, fixing things, Sherlock, painting, the big bang theory, blazers, singing, dancing, Arctic Monkeys, taking a bath, drinking, and driving (not simultaneously of course!)

A couple dislikes: when my brother uses my car, grocery shopping, New Years Eve, folding laundry, going to work, scooping the kitty litter, trends, my most recent ex-boyfriend, rum, pink wine, dogs, grape, driving in snow, mustard, mayonnaise, and onions.


So I started a new story entitled Snake Dog

Expect regular updates. I really like writing it, so I should have urges to pop out new chapters periodically!

March 2012 - I like how above I mentioned "regular updates." HA! What a crack up. I'm deeply sorry, but I'm not a very prompt person. Really have a lot going on in my life, so regular updates are most unlikely. :-(

Down in the Tube Station at Midnight

The name comes from a song by The Jam, and it's roughly based on an amazing dream I had. Damn, I wish I could have recorded that dream! It was so hot! Hahah

So hopefully I'll be a consistent writer and keep all you lovelies interested! :D

Much love!


March 2013


Breaking News! I am still alive. I've somehow acquired a bit of free time and I will indeed start to update my stories again! (this is not a promise because I am a flaky person. However, I will try my hardest!) Keep your eyes peeled!! :-)


1. Can't Swim » reviews
Stiles and his daughter are going to spend the summer at the pool. His summer instantly gets a lot hotter when his new neighbors move in next door and start hanging out by the water too. The two dads bond over light beers while the kids use the slip and slide and eat popsicles. Stiles tries not to blatantly drool at Derek's perfect body in his swim shorts. Sterek
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,197 - Reviews: 52 - Updated: 5-22-13 - Published: 4-5-13 - Stiles & Derek H.
2. Down in the Tube Station at Midnight » reviews
Harry moves in with Ron & Hermione after a nasty breakup with Ginny. He spots Draco wandering lost in the London Underground and offers to guide him towards his destination. Naturally, Draco is reluctant and refuses. The first time. HPDM Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 59,881 - Reviews: 180 - Updated: 3-15-13 - Published: 10-16-10 - Harry P. & Draco M.
3. Snake Dog » reviews
Harry discovers a Muggle, x-rated video spoofing Wizard schoolboys. Draco Malfoy as the star was weird enough, but he soon realizes the other actor looks suspiciously like himself. With a fake scar on his forehead too! Someone owes Harry an explanation!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,985 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 5-14-12 - Published: 6-3-11 - Harry P. & Draco M.