Hello Fanfictioners, Followers and Fellow Nerds!!

My computer has FINALLY allowed me to log in to my new Fanfiction.net account, so I can now post works on here!! My writing usually goes onto my Wattpad account (under the same username), but as of now I will be re-posting my stories - both completed and underway - onto here and (hopefully) adding new ones as well :D So, a little bit about me...

Hi, my name's Harriet. If you don't know me, you should - I'm awesome. I'd tell you more, but then I'd have to kill you, and I only kill on thursdays, so...

Likes:

Music...MCR, Green Day, BVB, The Monroes (if you don't know them check them out - the south african band, not the others; album is called the Devil's Carnival), D.R.U.G.S, The Used, The Ramones, Misfits, Foo Fighters, Nirvana, Bullet for my valentine, Slipknot, You me at six, A7x... So yeah. All the awesome stuff.

Chocolate...Need I say more??

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy... Get used to it. I'm a total nerd.

TV/Films...the funny ones. Any Simon Pegg and Nick Frost (especially Paul), any Monty Python. School of Rock (hehe yeah I'm that sad), Friends, Scrubs, How I met your mother, The Big Bang Theory... Also Doctor Who, Merlin, Torchwood, Sherlock (HOW AWESUM WAS THE LAST SERIES?!!), Lewis, Silent Witness...and other stuff that you will never know about coz I'm too lazy to put it.

Drawing...no matter how crap I am :P

Books...Harry Potter, ARtemis Fowl, the Chaos Walking Trilogy, Eragon... Basically I like Fantasy. Shocker.

Let me draw your attention to the 'Harry Potter' in that last line.

Harry Potter.

And me.

Me = Big Harry Potter Nerd. Capitals and everything. BHPN. Whatever the hell that spells. Buhpun. (See what I did there?? Ya see?? Ya see?? Oh who am I kidding, you don't see)

Some more details...

Name: Harriet

Age: 14 (or so I'm told)

Gender: Female, last time I checked

Address: England, Great Britain, UK, Europe, Earth, The Solar System, The Milky Way, Space, The Universe

Extra Info:

Attends Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry

Or Pigfarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. I'm considering a transfer. Although I'll need a rocket ship... Do you have a rocket ship??

Plays violin, guitar and piano

Is frequently visited by the men in white coats.

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DISCLAIMER:

JUST BECAUSE I WEAR BLACK IT DOESN'T MEAN I'M 'EMO'. JUST BECAUSE I ENJOY LISTENING TO GROUPS OF TALENTED MUSICIANS (WITH SKILLS TO KICK JUSTIN BIEBER'S BUTT ANY DAY) DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M SAD, OR DEPRESSED, OR CUTTING MYSELF. DEAL WITH IT; GET USED TO IT; LIVE WITH IT.

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"There's a solution to not caring about Harry Potter: READ HARRY POTTER.
- Hank Green

This shall be the motto of Potternerds everywhere, striving to convert the world one non-believer at a time xD

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Random quotes (I'm not sure why...):

"School is practice for future life, practice makes perfect and nobody's perfect, so why practice?"
- Billy Joe Armstrong

"Don't make people into heroes John. Heroes don't exist and if they did I wouldn't be one of them."
- Sherlock Holmes

Leonard: "You'll never guess what just happened. "
Sheldon: "You went out in the hallway, stumbled into an interdimensional portal, which brought you 5,000 years into the future, where you took advantage of the advanced technology to build a time machine, and now you're back, to bring us all with you to the year 7010, where we are transported to work in the Thinkatorium, by telepathically-controlled flying dolphins?"
Leonard: "No."
Sheldon: "Awww..."
Leonard: "Penny kissed me."
Sheldon: "Well, who would ever guess that?"

- The Big Bang Theory

Arthur: "I thought you were dead!"
Ford: "Well so did I - which at least proves that I wasn't! Then I decided I was a lemon for a while. I kept myself amused by jumping out of a Gin 'n Tonic."
Arthur: "Where did you find a Gin 'n Tonic?"
Ford: "Oh well I didn't, I found a small lake that thought it was a Gin 'n Tonic and jumped in and out of that. At least I think it thought it was a Gin 'n Tonic..."
- The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Sherlock: (after explaining a series of complicated deductions) "The picture's a fake."
Watson: "Fantastic!"
Sherlock: "Meretricious."
Lestrade: "And a happy new year."
- Sherlock

"It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live"
- Albus Dumbledore

"It's fun until someone gets hurt... then it's hilarious"
- Billy Joe Armstrong

"Would you destroy SomethING perfect to make it beautiful?"
- My Chemical Romance

"I'm not gonna say anything inspirational; I'm just gonna fucking swear a lot"
- Billy Joe Armstrong

Harry: "Then what was he doing in Borgin and Burkes, shopping for furniture?!"
Ron: "It's a creepy shop; he's a creepy bloke."
- Harry Potter

"The first ten million years were the worst. And the second ten million - they were the worst too. The third ten million I didn't enjoy at all. After that, I went into a bit of a decline."
- Marvin the paranoid Android

"You'll need to have this fish in your ear"
- Ford Prefect

"To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world"
- Gerard Way

Ron: "Well look at it this way - you can't be any worse than old toad-face"
Harry: "Thanks, Ron."
Ron: "I'm here for you mate"
- Harry Potter

"If for one minute you think you're better than a sixteen year old girl in a Green Day t-shirt, you are sorely mistaken. Remember the first time you went to a show and saw your favourite band. You wore their shirt, and sang every word. You didn't know anything about scene politics, haircuts, or what was cool. All you knew was that this music make you feel different from anyone you shared a locker with. Someone finally understood you. This is what music is about."
- Gerard Way