Author has written 1 story for Power Rangers, and Harry Potter.
Hello people of fanfiction
My name is Sammi Waves
Im an AUSSIE through and through
Just smile and everything will be ok
Thing about Me
Name : Sammi Jay Waves
Age : From 10 to 17
Eyes : Bright Blue mixed with Sea Green mixed in
Hair : Brownish Black with Blue and Bright Green streaks
Adress : 32 You Don't Need To Know Avenue
Favourite Colour : Blue know mater my parent
Pet : A water Phoenix named κοράλλι (Coral)
Sibling : Percy Jackson (Half Brother)
I am a witch that goes to a school called Hogwarts Im a 4th year Gryffindor with a talent for Charms I'm a beater for my house Quiddicth team
Im a Demigod Daughter of Poseidon i teach Sword fighting with my half brother Percy Jackson and Mythology by Myself.
My Friends from both Hogwarts and Camp Half-Blood have a power over Time.
My friends are
Lucy Flame - Daughter of Hestia, 5th year Gryffindor, likes Herbology teaches Skateboarding
Rosie Cook - Daughter of Demeter, 4th year Gryffindor likes Herbology teaches Cooking
Hailey Moon - Daughter of Artemis, 4th year Gryffindor, likes DADA teaches Hunting
Gab Queen - Daughter of Hera, 4th year Slytherin, likes messing around, teaches How to not get in trouble with Connor and Travis
Lexi Sun - Daughter of Apollo, 4th year Gryffindor,likes Divination teaches how to decipher Prophicies
Yerin Heart - Daughter of Aphrodite, 4th year Gryffindor, likes transfiguration teaches Fashion
Percy Jackson - Son of Poseidon, teaches Sword Fighting.
Annabeth Chase - Daughter of Athena, teaches Ancient Greek and Greek Mythology.
Nico Di Angelo - Son of Hades
Thalia Grace - Daughter of Zeus lieutenant of Artemis's hunters
Clarissa De Rue - Daughter of Ares
Charles Beckendorf - Son of Hephaestus
Connor and Travis Stoll - Sons of Hermes
Charlie Weasley - 4th year Gryffindor likes CoMC
Nymphadora Tonks - 4th year Hufflepuff likes DADA
Bill Weasley - 6th year Gryffindor likes Charms
Fred and George Weasley - 1st year Gryffindors likes PRANKING
Lee Jordan - 1st year Gryffindor likes commentating
Harrys Normal Clothes : http://www.polyvore.com/harrys_outfit/set?id=61941019
Going crazy in Target
Your boy side
You love hoodies.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Your Girl Side
You wear lip gloss/stick.
You were/are in gymnastics/dance.
Im a girl with a proud boyish side
You own a cell phone.
Total : 3
Black is one of your favorite colors.
You wear chains
You have worn black lipstick.
You dislike preps.
Total : 0
You can skateboard.
You love the computer.
You have a curfew.
Total : 4
You cut yourself over depression
You cry easily.
Total : 0
You like rap.
Total : 4
You like loud music
You wear band t-shirts.
You watch/watched the Superbowl.
I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying
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You can only type ONE word! Not as easy as you might think - now, copy or forward, change the answers to suit you and pass it on. It's really hard to only use one word answers. You can only type one word.
1. Where is your telephone?Lounge
2. Where is your significant other?What?
3. Your hair?Brown
4. Your mother?Sleep
6. Your favorite thing?Random
7. Your dream last night?Crazy
8. Your iPod?Bag
9. Your dream/goal?Teacher
10. The room you're in?Bedroom
11. You hate?Bullys
12. Your fear?Hate
13. Where do you want to be in 6 years?Alive
14. Where were you last night?Home
15. What you're not?Normal
17. One of your wish list items?Londsdale
18. Where you grew up?Sydney
19. The last thing you did?Blink
20. What are you wearing?PJs
21. Your TV?off
22. Your pet(s)?asleep
23. Your computer?on!
24. Your life?FUN
25. Your mood?Tired
26. Missing someone? Maybe?
27. Your car?nonexistent
28. Something you're not wearing?Makeup
29. Your summer?Coolios
30. Your eyes? Blue
31. Love someone?Family
32. Your favorite color?Blue
33. When is the last time you laughed?Dinner
34. Last time you cried?1 week ago
35. Who will repaste this?Someone
[ ] 50 to 56 -$175
Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
$3297 Take that peeps
NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you!
NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid
NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile
PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!
If you're a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name
xXthe shadow huntressxX
The New Ace of Spies
1. If you could hang out anywhere in Camp Half-Blood, where would it be?
2. Which PJatO Character Would You Date?
3. Which PJatO Character Is Your Best Friend?
My Answer: Everyone
4. Which PJatO Character Do You Hate?
5. Your Favorite PJatO book?
My Answer: All of them!
6. Your Favorite PJatO Character?
7. Favorite God or Goddess?
My Answer:Poseidon(he's my dad!)or Artemis
8. Percy walks up to you, what do you do?
My Answer: Bro whys your bed soooo MESSY
9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you?
My Answer: Percy
10. You accidentally got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you?
My Answer: Annabeth
11. Hermes asked you to help him repopulate Olympus...what is your answer to this disturbing question?
My Answer:GODS NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!NEVER
12. Favorite PJatO Pairing?
My Answer: Thalico
13. You and the Big Three are on Olympus...??
My Answer: 'Daddy why do uncle Zeusie and Hadie look mad' trying not to crack up
14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be?
My Answer: Trying to scare people or just be random with ma peeps
15. Favorite PJatO Quote?
My Answer:God alert! Blackjack yelled. It's the wine dude!
Mr. D sighed in exasperation. "The next person, or horse, who calls me the 'wine dude' will end up in a bottle of Merlot!"
16. Favorite Percy Moment?
My Answer:Percy sliced his sword threw Rachel
17. Favorite Nico Moment?
My Answer: “With great power comes... great need to take a nap.” Nico
18. Favorite god or goddess Moment?
"Dreams like a podcast,
Downloading truth in my ears.
They tell me cool stuff."
"Apollo?" I guess, because I figured nobody else could make a haiku that bad.
He put his finger to his lips. "I'm incognito. Call me Fred."
"A god named Fred?”
19. Favorite Grover Moment?
My Answer: Say hello to the poodle perch Grover
20. Favorite Random Moment?
My Answer: "hey every one these kids are half greek gods"rachel screams "you know i don't think anyone cares " rachel
Girls Don't realize these things;
But most of all
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
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This is Bunny.
Copy Bunny into your profile to help him on his way to world domination
Music is my life. Put this on your profile if u listen to real music.
Why PJO Kicks Edward Cullen's Sparkling Ass:
You say Vampires, I say DEMIGODS
Percy. Jackson. FTW.
I OWE MY MOTHER
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going
2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up,
4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear,
7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like
15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less
16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing
19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I
20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your
22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do
24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll
And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll
YOUR REAL NAME: Samantha
YOUR GANGSTA NAME: First 3 letters of your real name plus izzle: Samizzle
YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: Favourite colour and Favourite animal: Blue Tiger
YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: 2nd favourite colour and Favourite drink: Pink Lift
YOUR ARAB NAME: 2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name: Aimowle
YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: Mothers and father's middle name: Marie Edward
YOUR GOTH NAME: Black and the name of one your pets: Black Missy
YOUR ROCKSTAR NAME: Favourite fruit and something that can go wrong: Mango Injury
YOUR PIRATE NAME: Any color and a pirate accessory: Green Bandana
YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: Your middle name and street you live on: Marie Brand
YOUR STAR WARS NAME: First 3 letters of your last name and first 2 letters of your first: Baisa
YOUR STREET NAME: Favourite ice-cream and favorite cookie: Choc - Mint Choc Chip
Remembering the Past Defense Against The Dark Arts Professors:
QUIRINUS QUIRRELL Succumbed to a terminal case of Extra-Cranial Voldemortitus.
GILDEROY LOCKHART Own worst enemy. Literally. (Rendered an amnesiac by own spell.)
REMUS LUPIN Outed as werewolf; quit before the parental lynch mob could form.
ALASTOR MOODY Resigned to fight Death Eaters after being impersonated by one.
DOLORES UMBRIDGE Undermined in the Great Weasley-Twin Rebellion.
SEVERUS SNAPE ''Person of interest'' in Dumbledore's homicide.
Big Harry Potter Survey Thingy
Are you obsessed with Harry Potter?
Could you prove that statement in court
Yes sir ree
Do you know any of the characters middle names
Have you seen all the movies
Read all the books
What do you think of JKR
Fantastic writer wish she wrote about the maurder's generation though
Group Of Characters?
The Marauders of course!
Accio, it would summon anything i need!!!
very seriously the Dursley's house bursts out laughing just kidding! Diagon Alley
Fred even if I broke out crying when he died :'(
10 second pimple vanisher; that would be epic
Molly overbearing tries to take place as Lilly
Lockhart he's a poser
Lockhart don't know if he counts though
Borgin and Burkes
Couples? What Do You Think?
Varies on the story
As long as there bashed I'm okay
love it :)
love them too
love love love
only if its well written
if they have a child no one knows about
prefer them with other characters
i dont care for it
This Or That?
Harry or Ron?
Hermione or Ginny?
Neville or Seamus?
Snape or Slughorn?
Fred or George?
Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione?
Ron/Hermione or Harry/Hermione?
Harry/Hermione or Harry/Luna?
Ron/Hermione or Ron/Luna?
Hermione/Krum or Harry/Hermione?
Ron/Lavander or Ron/Hermione?
ButterBeer or Fire Whiskey?
Hog’s Head Or The Three Broomsticks?
James/Lily or Snape/Lily?
Hogwarts or Hogsmeade?
Hogsmeade Or Diagon Alley?
Malfoy Manor or Knockturn Alley?
Beartie Bott’s or Fizzing Whizbees?
Witch Weekly Or The Daily Prophet?
Rita Skeeter or Barty Crouch?
Gyrffindor or Ravenclaw?
Have you Been to A Release Party?
Ever cried while reading one of the books?
Had A Dream About Harry Potter?
Been To A Fansite?
Been to JKR’s Site?
Have You Ever Roleplayed?
Does a talent quest act count
If So/Do..Who were you/ are you?
Did you use to have an absurd theory?
What was it?
Hermione was really a pureblood that had been taken from her family by dumbles and got put under a glamor and is really dracos twin and thats the reason they went dark because they new Voldemort did it also Voldemort is good but dumbles is evil
Did you/Do you hide your obbsession?
Did it/ Does it work?
Ever dressed up like a Character? For Halloween or Just No Reason at all?
Ever noticed That You can’t “Spell Hermione without Ron”?
No Just then and i hate it
Notice That If Harry&Hermione Got Married They’d Have EXACT Same Initials?
Did you just try to prove that wrong?
Have you noticed That Lily Evans And Ginny Weasley are a lot alike?
Do you find it weird that Harry & His Dad Fell In Love With Girls So A Like?
Do you know what fanfiction is?
Yes... are you on crack?
Ever Been To A Fanfiction site?
Obviously! i'm on one right now! again i ask, are you on crack?
Are you a member of a fanfiction site?
No Dip Sherlock
This one you idiot
Do you write fanfiction?
Do you like to write fanfiction?
Ever had Harry Potter Candy?
yep bertie bot beans
Do you own a lot of Harry Potter Stuff?
Not really, just some
Do you have Harry Potter Scene It?
Do You Have A Harry Potter Shirt?
Nope but i want one
What Character Are You Most Often Compared Too?
Do You Agree With This?
What Are They?
I love reading and if i put my hair in plaits i look like her
Do you object to being Called By them?
Are Your friends Supportive of your obsession?
Yep but they like to tease me for fun
Do you have any inside jokes that relate to Harry Potter?
What’s One?(You don’t have to explain)
Do you relate a lot of things to Harry Potter?
Do you love being obsessed With Harry Potter?
Do you wish that you went to Hogwarts?
Have you re-read the books?
Have you had A Harry Potter Themed Party?
Have You Had An RP Party?
Do You Want To?
Have you ever read a Harry Potter Musical?
Have You Ever Wrote One?
Do You Want To?
I dont know
Have you ever entered A Contest TO Win Something Harry Potter?
If You Wrote A Hogwarts Musical Would You Let People Read it
Are You Going To Write One?
IS The Musical Thing Annoying You?
Am I more annoying than Rita Skeeter?
No, that is practically impossible.
-Be OPTIMISTIC... all the people you hate are eventually going to die!!
-Sometimes I Wonder, "Why is that Frisbee getting bigger?" and then it hits me!! (Yup. My friend threw it at me and I turned around BOOM it hit me!!)
-Boys: can’t live with em, and it’s illegal to shoot em. (Too true)
-What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?
-Heh. I'm looking forward to regretting this
-Life is like a pack of chewing-gum; I've yet to figure out why
-I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying?
-A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"
-They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
-It's always the last place you look. Of course it is. Why the heck would I keep looking after I found it?
-When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and watch as the world wonders how the hell you did it.
-When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell.
-Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates
twilight is just recycling harry potter characters. A sparkling Cedric and 'Jacob' is just a weird version of Sirius Black and Remus Lupin
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile, but only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
Don't judge a man until you've walked a mile in his moccasins. That way you'll be a mile away from him and you'll have his shoes.
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?
Why is dyslexic so hard to spell?
Why is verb a noun?
Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we're already there?
In Taylor Swift's Safe and Sound, it says...Just close your eyes, sun is going down. Then why is her other Hunger Games song called Keep Your Eyes Open?
Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together.
There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.
Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on
What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?
Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.
There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
There are three sides of an arguement -- your side, my side and the right side.
Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
The road to success is always under construction.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
They say you only fall in love once, but that can't be true. Every time I look at you, I fall in love all over again.
A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.
A persons a person, no matter how small
“Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.”
Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America’s Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn’t want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named ‘Bush’, ‘Dick’, and ‘Colon’.
It’s strange, isn’t it. You stand in the middle of a library and go aaaaagghhhh’ and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an aeroplane, and everyone joins in.
Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight.
Never go to bed angry, stay awake and plot your revenge.
As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.
The best way to lie is to tell the truth, carefully edited truth.
I didn’t fall. The floor just needed a hug.
Everybody lies, but it doesn’t matter since nobody listens.
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first. And, whatever you hit, call it the target.
They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.
A young man fills out an application for a job and does well until he gets to the last question, “Who Should we notify in case of an accident?” He mulls it over and then writes, “Anybody in sight!”
Graduation Speech: I’d like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy & Paste.
A good lawyer knows the law; a clever one takes the judge to lunch.
Pessimist : A person who says that O is the last letter of ZERO, instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.
God made mud, God made dirt, God made boys so girls can flirt.
If it weren’t for electricity we’d all be watching television by candlelight.
Thank you Facebook, I can now farm without going outside, cook without being in my kitchen, feed fish I don’t have & waste an entire day without having a life.
Some people come into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts, while others come into our lives and make us wanna leave footprints on their face.
Don’t you find it Funny that after Monday(M) and Tuesday(T), the rest of the week says WTF?
Smile: if you can’t lift the corners, let the middle sag.
The Bible tells us to love our neighbours, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people.
Everyone is gifted. Some open the package sooner.
It’s frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
I’m afraid of the dark,and suspicious of the light.
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable, we find it necessary to change it every six months.
People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don’t realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.
Due to lack of interest, tomorrow has been cancelled.
Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself for he shall never cease to be entertained.
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don’t let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months.
Oh Lord, give me patience, and GIVE IT TO ME NOW!
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me.
He said I was being ridiculous – everyone hasn’t met me yet.
Ugliness is better than beauty. It lasts longer and in the end, gravity will get us all.
I’m the girl sitting in the corner finishing that book that came out this morning. I’m that girl that can’t fall asleep because she's reading the best part of the book. I’m the girl sitting in the back of the class room reading my book because I’ve already read the assigned chapter. I’m that girl that has rarely been caught reading because I’ve mastered the art. I’m also the girl everyone calls a band geek and I say thank you. I’m the girl that no matter how much I want to punch someone I’m still polite and say thank you. I’m the girl whocan’t be persuaded to do something that she doesn’t want to do. I’m that girl that’s listing to country because I like it, not because it's expected. If you see yourself in this pleasepost it on your profile, and if you're not afraid to be who you are, and show the world that your different and proud of it, please add your name to the list. Toadally Unique Winged Gal,BlueSammi
You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you
I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!
Out of my mind. Be back in five minutes.
I do visit reality once in a while. Want to see my tourist visa?
Normality will be restored as soon as we figure out what it is.
Be yourself. That's crazy enough
I have not lost my mind; its backed up on a disk somewhere
Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything.
I used to have super powers, but my therapist took them away.
If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something
There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line
I'm not random. I just have many bluebird waffles
I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it
The below statement is true
The above statement is false
In a world of cheerios, be a frootloop!
There is no great genius without a mixture of madness
When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them as much
If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with nonsense
When life gives you lemons make grape juice, lay back, and let the world wonder how you did it.
When life gives you lemons squeeze them in somebody's eyes and RUN!
If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete.
I'm mature and you're not. Nah nah nah nah nah nah!
My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems
If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why are you so scared?!
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
I know KUNG-FU! And 42 other dangerous words
Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhh its a secret!
I will temporarily rule the world, forever.
Quick, whats the number for 9-1-1?
I burst laughing out in class today...I got that joke you told yesterday
Hi! I'm human. What're you?
Have you considered suing your brain for non-support?
I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
I don't have a short attention span, I just... Oh look a kitty!
I haven't lost my marbles, they're under my bed somewhere.
Don't take life too seriously -You'll never get out of it alive.
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
Give me chocolate and nobody gets hurt!
I AM NOT CRAZY! My reality is just different than yours
I am the girl that people look through when I say something.
I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.
I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face.
I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone.
I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.
I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are diffrent and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.
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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot.
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someones liver?')
After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffeine (oh yea!)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Big Sticks off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)
50 no no's in the world of Harry Potter.
1. Getting everyone in the Great Hall to do the Time Warp (a dance involving the pelvic thrust) will not earn me any House points.
2. I will not hold my wand in the air before casting spells and shout, "I have the power!”
3. “Y’all check this here out!” is not an appropriate way to announce that I am about to perform an experimental spell.
4. It is not necessary to yell, “Burn!” every time Snape takes points from Gryffindor.
5. I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.
6. “To conquer the earth with an army of flying monkeys” is not an appropriate career choice.
7. I will not sing, “We’re off to see the wizard!” when sent to the Headmaster’s office.
8. I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.
9. I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.
10. I am not allowed to begin each Herbology class by singing Little Shop of Horrors music.
11. It is not necessary for me to yell, “BAMF!” every time I Apparate.
12. I am not Xena: Warrior Princess and I shall not use war cries to signal my entrance into any classroom.
13. I am not allowed to declare an official Hug a Slytherin Day.
14. I am not allowed to reenact famous battles of the Revolutionary War in the charms corridor.
15. I will not wear my DEATH EATER AND PROUD OF IT shirt.
16. I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween.
17. “Draco Malfoy takes it up the arse!” is not an acceptable Quidditch chant…
18. I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.
19. I will not call Professor McGonagall “McGoogles.”
20. I will not sing the entire Multiplication Rock series during Arithmancy exams.
21. I will never ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling.
22. I will not attempt to magically animate my marshmallow Peeps. (But how cool would that be??)
23. I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they are real animals.
24. I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and take bets on who will come out alive.
25. I am not allowed to refer to Susan Bones, Hannah Abbott and Justin Finch-Fletchley as Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup.
26. I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintball.
27. I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss.
28. “OMGWTF!” is not a spell.
29. I will not follow Potions instructions in reverse order just to see what happens.
30. I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort..
31. Calling the Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists.
32. If asked in class about Avada Kedavra, yelling, “It does DEATH!!” may be correct but it is not the manner in which one should answer.
33. I will not refer to the Accio charm as “The Force.”
34. I will not tell Professor Trelawney that I foresaw her death.
35. I will not use my socks to make hand puppets of the Slytherin mascot.
36. When fighting Death Eaters in the annual June battle of good and evil, I will not lift my wand skyward and shout, “There can be only ONE!”
37. I will not refer to DADA professors as “canaries in the coal mine.”
38. I will not say, “Dude, get a life,” to Lord Voldemort.
39. I will not impersonate the Swedish Chef in Potions class.
40. It is generally accepted that cats and dragons cannot interbreed and I should not attempt to disprove this theory no matter how wicked the result would be.
41. Gryffindor courage does not come in bottles labeled “firewhisky.”
42. Professor Flitwick’s first name is not Yoda.
43. I will stop asking the Arithmancy teacher what the square root of -1 is.
44. Seamus Finnigan is not “After me, Lucky Charms!”
45. If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw the Dark Mark on their arm.
46. I will not use Umbridge’s quill to write, “I told you I was hardcore.”
47. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.
48. I will not shout, "To infinity and beyond!!" when I take off on my broomstick.
49. The song "Ding Dong, The Witch Is Dead" is never appropriate - particularly not in reference to Professor Umbridge.
50. I will not refer to Draco Malfoy as "the amazing bouncing ferret."
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled 'BANG', I don't think you'd kill to many people.
i'm the girl who isn't dancing, just jumping up and down screaming the lyrics.
I'm the girl who every no's her name, for good or for bad. Im the girl that if you call my friend a brat i WILL say something.
I'm the girl that will slap you if you push me.
Im the girl that speaks my mind, whether you like it or not.
Im the girl that walks like i am proud.
Im the girl that you don't wanna be on her bad side.
Im the girl that doesn't take crap from anyone.
BUT i'm also the girl that carries a book in her purse.
Im the girl that wears sweat pants to the dance.
Im the girl that no one knows her name, for good or bad.
Im the girl who acts shy one second and the next i will be laughing like an idot.
Im the girl that people call "Bitch" and "Freak" "brat" and "Weird" but i take that as a compliment.
Im the girl that doesn't have normal hobbies. I read and i write.
Im the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.
Im the girl who isnt always a people person.
Im the girl that doesnt WANT or NEED a boyfriend.
Im the girl who thinks boys arent worth my heart, because who gives away their heart to be broken?
Im also the girl they call "friend" you are not alone.
Fun Things To Do On An Elevator.
1) When a person in the elevator repeatedly pushes a button (such as "close" or "open") say, "Congratulations, you figured out that if you push the button 20 times, it works quicker"
2) When the elevator doors shut, assuringly say, "It's ok, they will open up again!"
3)Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
4) Whistle the first seven notes of "Its a Small World" incessantly.
5) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
6) Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside down.
7) Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
8) When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
9) Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
10) Stare, grinning, at another passenger for awhile, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
11) Meow occasionally.
12) Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
13) Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
14) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
15) Stare at another passenger for awhile, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
16) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
17) When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "Is that your beeper?"
18) Say "Ding!" at each floor.
19) Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
20) Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
21) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
22) Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
23) Put a box on the floor and whenever somebody comes in, say "Do you hear clicking?"
Remembrance of Severus Snape
A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor
without all the red and gold crap
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:
If you fall for it, please put it on your profile as well! It's very funny, seening as how I fell for it too
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if you get why tigers cant go through the green glass door but tiggers can copy and paste this to your profile
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writitng or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
IF YOU’VE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER FOR HOURS ON END, READING NUMEROUS FANFICTIONS, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE.
Fashishle! Zing! Pirates are cool. The color blue reminds me of chocolate and Edward Cullen. if two gooses are geese, would two mooses be meese? and if two foots are feet, wouldn't it be two feetball? walrus! AHAHAHAHA!! LUKE I AM YOUR FATHA!! i hate lacrosse. don't ask why. i want some toast. DO THE BARTMAN! SHOOBUS MY WOOBUS and SHOOP DA WOOP, baby! SUPER KITTY, AWAY!! SQUIRREL!! I want lollypops!!!! DONT TOUCH MY SUGAR IF YOU WANT TO LIVE!!!!!! If you are random, copy and paste this, then add something random of your own
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects...copy this into your profile
95% of teens would cry if they saw EDWARD CULLEN at the top of a skyscraper about to jump.put this as part of sig if you are part of the 5% that would sit here with popcorn & a camera and yell ''DO A FLIP!!!'' If you are part of the 5% that would do this then copy and paste.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.
If you think Bella needs a backbone and Edward is a pedo copy and paste this on your profile
If you don't believe in labels copy and paste this on your profile.
3/4 of the people i know would break down if you insulted them, if your part of that 1/4 that would take it head strong and reply with a witty comment copy and paste this on your profile.
If you want to see a Quidditch match copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy this to your profile.
If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this to your profile. (How much do you like chocolate?)
If you cried during/after reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, copy this to your profile.
If you cried when Fred Weasley died (in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows), and not afraid to admit it, copy, paste this on your profile.
If you're one of the few people who actually reads profiles, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love Harry Potter, copy this into your profile. If you liked Snape after Deathy Hallows copy and paste this in your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing, or a combination of both, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile
If you've ever snuck on fanfiction when you were supposed to be doing something else, say, your homework, copy and paste into your profile
If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile
If you loved DH, HBP, OotP, GoF, PoA, CoS, and SS/PS, and know what all those initials stand for, copy and paste this on your account.
95% of girls would scream if Justin Bieber went missing: Paste this on your profile if you're one of the 5% who would smile and poke your new prisoner with a stick.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever walked into a wall, copy this onto your profile.
If you will always believe PERCY JACKSON is the best Greek hero of ALL TIME, copy/paste this on your profile!!!!
If you have written a fanfic, posted or not, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have an annoying younger --or older-- sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think that "Dumb Blonde" jokes wouldn't exist if everyone knew who Annabeth Chase was, post this on your profile
If you don't do drugs and never will, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile.
Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile. (How the Hades is it possible??)
If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile
Paste the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination!!!
Without GOD, our week would be:
Repost this if you are not ashamed of GOD.
Seven days without GOD will make one weak.
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