Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter.

I am a dedicated Potterhead, but I also plan to write other fanfics.
HP Ships I love-
Nuna
Romoine
Jily
Snily
Drarry
HP Ships I Hate
(I might make exceptions based on how well written it is)
Harmione-you are missing the point!
Sirius/Remus
Snape/ anyone besides Lily
Bellamort-Voldemort CAN'T LOVE!
I also love these authors, if you've found good fanfics, please let me know.
Patricia Briggs
Tamora Peirce
Mercedes Lackey
Brian Jacques
Jane Linskold
David Drake
David Weber
Tanya Huff
Terry Pratchett
Neil Gaiman
Anne McCaffrey
Rick Riordan
...many, many more...
I also am a LotR fan and adore:
Dr. Horrible's Sing-a-long Blog
Firefly
The Guild
Mythbusters
The History Channel
Time Warp
...yes, I am a geek and a nerd, and proud of it!
How do you tell the difference between fake and real friends?
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn, that was fun. Let's do it again!"
FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Kick the ass of whatever made you cry.
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your junk so long they forget its yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Come on, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”
FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick their ass to hell and out!
FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with the most vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!
FAKE FRIENDS: Say no when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Talk on the phone or come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it
I don't care if you're gay or straight,everybody needs love.
I don't care if you're diseased with an incurable sickness, everybody deserves a chance.
I don't care if you're ugly or pretty, everybody has flaws.
I don't care if you're black or white, everybody has the same capabilities.
I don't care if you're weird, everybody needs to change.
I don't care if you're rich or poor, everybody needs warmth.
I don't care if you're different, everybody is. Repost this if you agree with it.
PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SCOTTISH, so I MUST wear a kilt AND eat haggis
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd
I have GREEN SKIN so I MUST be a Wicked Witch
I'm a STAR WARS FAN so I MUST be a geek
I'm an ACTOR /ACTRESS so I MUST be mean
I GO TO AN ALL GIRLS SCHOOL so I MUST be boy crazy or a lesbian
I PLAY THE VIOLA so I MUST be an idiot
I HAVE A FEW GOOD FRIENDS so I MUST be a loser
STOP STEREOTYPES! IF YOU HATE STEREOTPYES AND WANT THEM TO STOP, COPY THIS LIST INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD ANY MORE STEREOTYPES YOU'VE HEARD.
Big Harry Potter Survey Thingy
General
Are you obsessed with Harry Potter?
Yes, why else would I post this?
Could You Prove That Statement In Court?
Yeah, see above.
Do You Know Any Of The Characters Middle Name’s?
Yeppers
What’s Hermione’s?
Jean
What’s Ron’s?
Bilius
What’s Harry’s?
James
What’s Ginny’s?
Molly
Have You Seen All The Movies?
Yes, multiple times
Read All The Books?
Yes, so many times that I literally read two copies of each to pieces.
What Do You Think Of JKR?
Excellent author, with many hidden depths to a seemingly simple work.
Favorites
Weasley?
Uh...do I have to chose? Fine, then George...or Fred...or Bill...or Charlie...or Molly...or Arthur...or Ginny...or Ron...
Character, Overall?
...Luna, Tonks or Remus
Female character
Luna
Male Charcter?
Remus Lupin
Group Of Characters?
...Weasley Twins
Adult?
...Snape...he's morally complex and a fascinating character.
Professor?
Remus Lupin
Ship?
Luna/Neville or Harry/Tonks
Spell?
Expecto Patronum
Sweet?
Chocolate Frogs (I love chocolate a LOT)
Place?
The Burrow or Hogwarts
Weasley Twin?
Gah! How can I choose? Eenie meenie minee mo...George
Product?
Does the Marauders' Map count? If not, then Decoy Detonators
Shop?
WWW or Flourish and Blotts (I'm an unabashed bibliophile)
Least Favorites
Weasley?
I'd guess Percy...does 'Auntie' Muriel count?
Character, Overall?
Umbridge
Female?
Umbitch/ Dumbridge (Umbridge)
Male?
Fenrir Greyback
Adult?
Greyback
Student?
Percy, because he doesn't stay loyal to friends and Family once he leaves
Spell?
Crucio
Book?
Probably HBP
Ship?
Bellamort: VOLDEMORT CAN'T LOVE
Sweet?
licorice wands...I hate licorice
Death Eater?
Greyback or Bellatrix
Shop?
Borgin and Burkes
Place?
Little Hangleton Graveyard
Professor?
Lockhart, the smarmy git. Or Umbitch
Couples? What Do You Think?
Ron/Hermione?
I can see it work, but personally Fred or George would be better, lighten her up
Harry/Hermione?
Ech...if it is well written, I don't mind a ton, but the whole point is that guys and girls can be friends without being romantically interested in each other, which seems to escape a lit of people. I don't know how many times people have thought I'm dating one of my male friends, who are more like a brother to me...ugh. Pet peeve...
Harry/Ginny?
Yeah, not bad, but I always wonder if Ginny truly got completely over the whole BWL fan-girl thing
Harry/Luna?
YES! CUTE!
Harry/Pansy?
NO. Just...no...
Ron/Lavender?
Ick...
Ron/Luna?
Meh.
Ron/Pansy?
Siriusly?
Ron/Fleur?
Uh, she's already married, and frankly I prefer Harry/Fleur if she's not with Bill.
Hermione/Krum?
Eh...can't really see it, they don't have enough in common for a lasting, meaningful relationship.
Hermione/Draco?
Has to be very well written with an explanation for them getting together that is logical.
Hermione/FredORGeorge?
YES!
James/Lily?
Yes! I have to love it!
Lily/Snape?
Ehhh... sorta, but no 'cheating' type stuff... more a passing teen romance version.
Lily/Sirius?
EW!
Lily/Lupin?
Maybe... I'd have to read it...
Tonks/Lupin?
Yes, but I want the wolfie for myself...
Draco/Pansy?
Not really... she's to dang clingy for it to work
Fred/Angelina?
Maybe, if Fred hadn't died...(Why JKR, WHY?! Not Fred!)
Bill/Fleur?
Yeppers!
Harry/Cho?
Too much emotional baggage between them, although I don't hate Cho.
This Or That?
Harry or Ron?
Harry, because Ron can be too insensitive, even if Harry is mopey.
Hermione or Ginny?
Hermione, because at heart, I'm a less rule-bound Hermione...even have an odd name like her, as well.
Neville or Seamus?
Neville, because who else uses the sword of Gryffindor to win the fight, while wearing a cardigan? How can you NOT like Neville?
Snape or Slughorn?
Snape, I hate teachers who choose teacher's pets, worse than biased ones. Besides Snape has depths, while Slughorn is selfish.
Fred or George?
Err...both. If you hold a gun(or wand) to my head, then George.
Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione?
Harry/Ginny!
Ron/Hermione or Harry/Hermione?
Ron/Hermione, please.
Harry/Hermione or Harry/Luna?
Harry/Luna is CUTE!
Ron/Hermione or Ron/Luna?
Ron/Hermione
Hermione/Krum or Harry/Hermione?
Neither...
Ron/Lavander or Ron/Hermione?
Ron/Hermione
ButterBeer or Fire Whiskey?
ButterBeer, the stuff at Harry Potter world is delicious! Better frozen than chilled, though.
Hog’s Head Or The Three Broomsticks?
Don't care
James/Lily or Snape/Lily?
James/Lily
Hogwarts or Hogsmeade?
Hogwarts!
Hogsmeade Or Diagon Alley?
Hogsmeade...
Malfoy Manor or Knockturn Alley?
Malfoy Manor, easier to deal with fewer bigots at once.
Beartie Bott’s or Fizzing Whizbees?
Bertie Bott's
Witch Weekly Or The Daily Prophet?
Both are gossip rags with libel issues and lies
Rita Skeeter or Barty Crouch?
Skeeter, she's just a female canid, not a psycho or a HUGE hypocrite, not to mention she's easier to blackmail...
Gyrffindor or Ravenclaw?
Ravenclaw, because I am one at heart. Or a Ravenpuffindorerin...lol
Random
Have you Been to A Release Party?
No, but I wanted to... everything is out now, though...
Ever cried while reading one of the books?
Yes...every time I come to Cedric, Sirius ,Dumbledore, Hedwig, Dobby, Fred or Lupin dying...
A Movie?
Yes, Mirror of Erised, Sirius dying, when they remove the dark mark over Dumbledore's body, Dobby dying, Snape's Memories, Resurrection stone, and 'dead' Harry
Had A Dream About Harry Potter?
Yes...it involved the Weasley twins using a permanent sticking charm to attach a tickle-me-elmo to Snape's arm...then he tap-danced on the stage of my school in the marching band's half-time show...no, I don't know what goes on in my brain at night, and I don't WANT to...
Been To A Fansite?
Yes.
Been to JKR’s Site?
Yes.
Have You Ever Roleplayed?
Yepper.
If So/Do..Who were you/ are you?
I'm a character that I've made up.
Did you use to have an absurd theory?
I refuse to believe that anyone died in the final battle. They got hit with the same spell that made Harry think Hermione was dead in the DoM, and Sirius found a way back, out of the Veil.
What was it?
See above
Did you/Do you hide your obbsession?
Nope
Did it/ Does it work?
Heh, what am I writing on FF? I'd say not hiding it works just fine...
Ever dressed up like a Character? For Halloween or Just No Reason at all?
Yep, be a book character day at my elementary school
Ever noticed That You can’t “Spell Hermione without Ron”?
Yes... your point is?
Notice That If Harry& Hermione Got Married They’d Have EXACT Same Initials?
Yes, but only if she changed her last name.
Did you just try to prove that wrong?
No.
Have you noticed That Lily Evans And Ginny Weasley are a lot alike?
You never really learn that much about Lily except she was a redhead with a temper.
Do you find it weird that Harry & His Dad Fell In Love With Girls So A Like?
Yes, if they truly are that alike...one wonders about an Oedipus complex
Do you know what fanfiction is?
Yes, why else am I on this site?
Ever Been To A Fanfiction site?
Look at the URL
Are you a member of a fanfiction site?
What am I posting this on?
What site?
This one. Duh
Do you write fanfiction?
Yes.
Do you like to write fanfiction?
No, I hate to, that's why I do it. And I'm not snarky and sarcastic...
Ever had Harry Potter Candy?
Yep
Do you own a lot of Harry Potter Stuff?
No, just the books...three copies of each, because they're falling apart and my little sister steals them
Do you have Harry Potter Scene It?
What's that?
Do You Have A Harry Potter Shirt?
Yep, a Gryffindor one (official) Lego Harry Potter, and a homemade Ravenclaw one
What Character Are You Most Often Compared Too?
Remus Lupin, the Weasley Twins, Hermione, and Luna
Do You Agree With This?
Yeah, I have a lively sense of humor, am proud to be eccentric and I'm not unintelligent, and I am easy-going unless you mess with my friends.
What Are They?
Huh?
Do you object to being Called By them?
eh?
Are Your friends Supportive of your obsession?
Well, none of my friends are very big HP fans, but my sister is a Potterhead.
Do you have any inside jokes that relate to Harry Potter
Too many to count.
What’s One?(You don’t have to explain)
Woof
Do you relate a lot of things to Harry Potter?
Yep, and LoTR.
Do you love being obsessed With Harry Potter?
Yeah.
Do you wish that you went to Hogwarts?
Who doesn't?
Have you re-read the books?
Yes. To pieces.
Have you had A Harry Potter Themed Party?
No.
Have You Had An RP Party?
Not HP
Do You Want To?
Not really.
Have you ever read a Harry Potter Musical?
No.
Have You Ever Wrote One?
No.
Do You Want To?
No.
Have you ever entered A Contest TO Win Something Harry Potter?
No.
If You Wrote A Hogwarts Musical Would You Let People Read it
I guess so.
Are You Going To Write One?
No.
IS The Musical Thing Annoying You?
Yeah, kinda
Am I more annoying than Rita Skeeter?
No, is that even possible for anyone but Umbridge, Fudge and Lockhart?
GRYFFINDOR:
[x] You’ve never done illegal drug
] You have a lot of friends
] You get along with everyone
] You haven’t made fun of someone for at least two months
] You love soccer
] You love baseball
[x] You’re into writing and art
] Favorite music genre is pop rock
[x] You believe in “innocent until proven guilty” theory
] Abortion is wrong
[x] The war against Iraq is unneeded
] One of your favorite colors is red or gold
[x] Good grades at school
[x] One of the worst things you can do is lie
[x] You plan on going to college/university
TOTAL: 7
HUFFLEPUFF:
[x] You’re content with mostly everything in your life right now.
[x] You laugh a lot
] You like to follow trends.
[x] Politics suck.
[x] You love to swim
] Water polo is awesome
] Pink is one of your favorite colors
[x] Black is morbid & depressing but you still like it though
] Michael Jackson is talented as a musical artist.
] You’re an optimist.
[x] You’re completely straight-edge.
] You’re very emotional
] Rap, R&B, & hip-hop is your favorite music genre
[x] You don’t believe in going steady at a young age
] You’ve made fun of at least one person this week.
TOTAL: 7
RAVENCLAW:
[x] You’re depressed to a certain extent.
[x] You love to read.
[x] You appreciate theatre & arts.
[x] Sports suck.
[x] You’re shy.
] Hate is completely unneeded.
[x] Loyalty is the MOST important thing in a relationship
] Indie is your favorite genre of music.
[x] Every once in awhile you have little anger outbursts.
[x] Lying is sometimes okay
] Blue is one of your favorite colors.
] Serious is better than funny.
TOTAL: 8
SLYTHERIN:
[x] There’s at least one person you hate.
] Basketball is a good sport.
] (American) Football is amazing.
[x] Black is a cool color.
[x] You’ve lied about something serious.
[x] You’re a very deep person.
[x] You have considered suicide.
[x] Very loyal.
] You like metal.
] They make school seem more important than it is.
[x] You’re scared to grow up.
] You’ve done drugs in the past month.
] Anger is one of your primary feelings.
[x] You have trust issues.
] Guilty until proven innocent.
TOTAL: 8
Who is/are your favorite HP character(s)?
1. Luna Lovegood
2. Nymphadora (DON’T CALL ME THAT!!!) Tonks
3. Remus Lupin
4. Dobby
5. Weasley twins
6. Hermione Granger
7. Severus Snape
8. Albus Dumbledore
9. Neville Longbottom
10. Minerva McGonagall
What house do you prefer to be in? - Ravenclaw
But what house do you think you'll be in? – Umm…Hufflepuff on Pottermore, but I’m also intelligent and fond of learning, so I could be Ravenclaw, and I will stick up for my friends, or anyone being bullied (ever if I hate the victim and my friends are doing the bullying) so I could be Gryffindor…actually the only one I’m NOT is Slytherin, because I’m as subtle as a club to the head and lack all ambition
Which ghost within Hogwarts is your favorite? - Peeves
What subject in Hogwarts do you like the best? – Defense Against the Dark Arts or Transfiguration
Which position would you want to be in for Quidditch? – Chaser
Who do you want to make friends with? Hermione, The Weasley Twins, Neville, Luna, Tonks, the REAL Marauders, Lily and Dobby
If you were in Hogwarts, who would be your best buddy? – Hermione or Luna
Which character in the book can you relate to? – Tonks, Hermione, Remus, Neville, Luna,
List the books in order from your favorite to your least favorite.
1. Prisoner of Azkaban
2. Goblet of Fire
3. Chamber of Secrets
4. Sorcerers Stone
5. Order of the Pheonix
6. Halfblood Prince
7. Deathly Hallows (Why did every last one of the characters I most wanted to live die?)
List the movies in order from your favorite to your least favorite.
1. Prisoner of Azkaban
2. Deathly Hallows Part 2
3. Deathly Hallows Part 1
4. Sorcerer’s Stone
5. Goblet of Fire
6. Chamber of Secrets
7. Half Blood Prince
8. Order of the Pheonix
Five least favorite characters?
1. Wormtail
2. Greyback
3. Umbridge
4. Bellatrix
5. Voldemort
Ten favorite spells?
Expecto PatronumAccioAlohamoraTalentallegraLumosFinite IncantatemStupefyExpelliarmusDiffindo
10. Rictusempra
Three favorite potions?
1. Polyjuice Potion
2. Forgetfulness Draught
3. Felix Felicis
Favorite member of the Golden Trio? - Hermione
Favorite family? - Weasley family
Favorite death eater? - Snape
Favorite non-Hogwarts magical building? – Flourish and Blotts
Favorite Diagon Alley shop? – WWW, duh
Favourite Hogsmeade shop? - Honeyduke's
Favourite Unforgivable Curse? - Avada Kedavra. It's over in a second and there is no pain, and it doesn’t remove your sense of self
Favourite mode of wizard transportation? – Hippogriff, I don’t care if it isnt typical
Favourite Weasley? – I have to choose? Not Percy…
Favourite pet? - Kneazel
Favourite Hogwarts room? - Room of Requirement
Favourite Hogwarts professor? - Full time: McGonagall, otherwise, Remus Lupin
Favourite non-human Hogwarts resident? – Dobby or the giant squid
Favourite Tri-Wizard champion? – Cedric Diggory
Favourite house elf? - Dobby
Favourite wizard sweet? - Chocolate Frog
Favourite couple? – currently Luna/Harry
Favourite friendship? - The Marauders and the Golden Trio
Biggest surprise of the series? – Stupid Horcruxes and Hallows
Biggest letdown of the series? – see above, or Harry coming back to life
Three characters you wish lived? - Sirius, Remus, Tonks…Fred, Dobby, Hedwig…Colin, Cedric…eh anyone that died but Voldy and Death Eaters, frankly
Moment that will always make you cry? – Character deaths, resurrection stone, Harry hearing his parents die
Your patronus would be a ? – An owl or Raven
Three things Amortentia would smell like to you? – books, chocolate, the outdoors
You would use Felix Felicis to ? – ummm…IDK
Ron/Hermione or Harry/Hermione? - Ron/ Hermione, because guys and girls can just be friends
James/Lily or Snape/Lily? - James/Lily, because he grew up, and Snape never really seemed to
Do you think Harry Potter is better than Twilight? - Hell yeah!
Do you own the books/movies? - I own multiple (battered) copies of all the book, but not the rights!
Have you ever played any of the video games? – Only the Lego version
Do you think it would be cool to have a pet owl? - Of course!
How about a rat? – Not really
Have you ever listened to the soundtrack? - Yes
Do you like Draco? – Interesting as a character, but not a person I’d get along with
Would you ever enter the Tri-Wizard Tournament? – NO! Not unless I had to, in order to protect someone else from doing it.
Would you keep your money in Gringotts? - Yeah
Do you think you would enjoy being a witch/wizard? - I'm still waiting for my later. It's 7 1/2 years late.
Death Eaters or Dumbledore’s Army? - D.A. to the end!
Fred or George? – They don’t really come singly, but…George
The Ministry of Magic or Gringotts? – Gringotts, goblins are mean, and creepy, but they aren’t flip-flopping deluded morons
Sirius or Lupin? – LUPIN!
Occlumency or Legilimency? – Occulmancy, I like my privacy, thanks
Animagus or metamorphagus? – animagus, because I’d hate having people wanting my to show off changes for them
Mermish or Parselmouth? – Parselmouth, because I adore snakes…unfortunately my parents wont let me get one while I’m still living with them
Draco or Lucius? – Draco, Lucius was willingly branded
Peter Pettigrew or Mundungus Fletcher? - Mundungus Fletcher, I hate traitors!
Whomping Willow or flying Ford Anglia? - Flying Ford Anglia, because I like my body intact, thanks
Invisibility cloak or Pensieve? – pensive, you could re-live lectures from teachers
Grimmauld Place or the Burrow? - The Burrow
Werewolf or Inferi? – Werewolf, because they’re normal people most of the time. Zombies aren’t my cup of tea
Herbology or Care of Magical Creatures? - Care of Magical Creatures, animals tend to take to me, while I kill any plant I try to tend
Professor Binns or Professor Umbridge? – Binns, he isnt a sadistic taod.
Peeves or Nearly Headless Nick? - Peeves
Hippogriff or Thestrals? - Both
Durmstrang or Beauxbatons? - Beauxbatons
Portkey or Apparation? - Apparation
Here's what ya do: mark your answers with a little 'x' in the () if it’s true, but BE HONEST (I was)!! Then copy and paste it onto your profile!
1 () Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking
2 () Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking
3 (x) You have ran into a glass/screen door
4 () You have jumped out of a moving vehicle
5 (x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks
6 (x) You have ran into a tree
7 ()It IS possible to lick your elbow (nope, nor is it possible to stick it in your ear)
8 () You tried to lick your elbow
9 () You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm (figured it out in preschool)
10 () You just tried to sing them
11 (x) You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen
12 (x) You have choked on your own spit (everyone has done that at least once, right?)
13 () You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it.. (No, I haven't seen it...)
14 () You didn't notice that in the last question 'the' was spelled twice (until I saw this I was severely confuzzled)
15 () You just looked at it
16 () Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde
17 () A LOT of People have called you slow
18 (x) You have accidentally caught something on fire
19 () You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes
20 () You have caught yourself drooling
21 (x) You've fallen asleep in class
22 () Sometimes you just stop thinking
23 (x) You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
24 () People are often shaking their heads and walk away from you
25 () You are often told to use your 'inside voice'
26 () You use your fingers to do simple math
27 () You have eaten a bug
28 () You are taking this test when you should be doing something important.
29 (x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it
30 (x) You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket (or face in case of my glasses)
31 () You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you, like on a myspace...
32 () You break a lot of things
33 () Your friends know not to use big words around you (I use my extensive lexicon to baffle those of lesser intellect. =D)
34 (x) You sometimes tilt your head when you' re confused
35 (x) You have fallen out of your chair before
36 () When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling/wall.
37 () The word 'like' is used many times a day
38 (x) You called a friend and then completely forgot what you were gonna say
39 () You have spelled your name wrong
40 (x) You have drawn a disformed heart (is it possible to draw one that isn’t?)
YOUR GUY SIDE: (bold applies to me)
You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night
TOTAL: 10/25
YOUR GIRL SIDE: (bold applies to me)
You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport. (Hell no! Colorguard is, though!)
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of everything.
Total: 6/25 (Heh…Nerd, not girly girl, here.)
You Know You're a Book Addict If:
You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on. –heh
Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading. - More like, I don't stop until I'm done.
You write fanfictions about the book. – Obviously…
You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read your favorite books. - Yup. I only semi-successful, though.
You accidentally call everyone by the character's names. – I just compare my friends to them…
Everything reminds you of the book. – heh…heh…heh…
You quote random lines all the time. –Erm... you mean that isn’t normal?
You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. - *cough* Me? Never… *whistles innocently*
You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class. –Umm, can’t say I’ve done this one….
You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod.- Don’t have one…and I’d rather draw my pictures of them, thanks.
You've got a book memorized. - Yeah, pretty much…all the Harry Potter books, and about twenty others
You've read a book more than five times. – to pieces…quite literally
You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days. -Four hours, actually
You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like. – After Dobby, Hedwig, Tonks, Fred, Remus, and Sirius, I was pretty close.
You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend. - ...maybe… or written them out of the books in my own mind…
You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional. – YES!
You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional. –Lol, yep
I am a book addict and proud of it!!! If you are one too, copy and paste this on your profile.
A large percentage of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". Or "it's" and "its". Or "there", "their" and "they're". Or ‘to’ ‘too’ and ‘two’. If you are one of the ones that do know the differences and want to deck those who don't, put this in your profile.
If you are a person that loves fairy tales, mermaids, knights, swords, bows or anything of the sort, and in spite of what grown-ups tell you of these things you will always keep on loving; copy, paste this in your profile and add your name: ShaniEneida, LucyCrewe11,Queen of Fantasy,Narnia Queen,Narnian Princess, Evanescence2189,JustYourAverageWitch, Everydaymagic17