Hello, the name's Bijouterie, and by coming here, you have just guaranteed yourself a spot in my Endless Ring of Torture! Congratulations!
I'm a 20 year old FEMALE and a hapless romantic. I love Furuba, Codename: Kids Next Door, Wrestling, the TV shows House, MD, Bones, Ghost Hunters (Steve Gonsalves is the Gods' gift to me) and Law and Order: SVU/CI. I'm not a fan of Disney much anymore, but I do love the movies Mulan, Peter Pan, Cinderella, and a few others. I love to read, and since I've graduated high school, I've done little but in fear of becoming illiterate. (you'd feel that way around here where I live too, believe me.) I'm looking for a general beta reader, you can never have too many eyes and opinions! I love to beta likewise, so if you ever need another pair of eyes or a second dictionary, I'm your girl. I'm better at one-shots and capturing the feelings of a singular moment rather than going over a long arc...my attention span is pretty small, and I run into writer's block pretty easily...I lose focus and interest quickly, so small, intense pieces are what I tend to lean towards. I can read into things easily, so I guess it makes it easier on me or something, ha, ha. I have kept a lot of my old fics around here, because they show how much I've grown as a writer. Some of my earlier one's were just plain scary!! I am extremely glad I discovered grammar, before it was too late!! LOL I'm really getting into slash fiction. AJ Styles + Christian Cage=hawt love!! Haha
I'm a sucker for romance fics, but I really, REALLY hate ones like this: "She was in an abusive relationship with BLANK, but didn't want to leave. When an unexpected someone gets involved and attempts to help her, can she find real love?"
Or THIS
"She has a dark, troubled past. She meets and falls for BLANK, but when her past catches up her, can he help her?"
Those just really annoy me. There are more, but those are the main ones. I also dislike any with OC's. Lame.
OH NOES!! Randy is GONE!! That beautiful, beautiful man had been injured!! Now I won't get to see his gorgeous face on TV!! Me=depressed.
I also hate, despise, LOATHE the following: Jorrie. Jash. Cenaria. I actually just pretty much hate John Cena. Would Vinnie Mac PLEASE give him a new gimmick already!! Even 'Word Life' Cena would be a good change!! Bring back the Cena that rap battled and wore jerseys!! Hell, make him a heel!! DO SOMETHING NEW WITH HIIIIMMMM!! and Triple H...look, just cause ole Paul Lavesque is boinking the boss' daughter and he got her knocked up again doesn't mean he gets to run roughshod all over RAW!! Tripsy needs to back out of the backstage politics a bit, and let someone younger, newer and fresher step up to the plate, like KENNEDYYY lol. Or Carlito would be cool to see, or Santino. The guy is untapped gold, man. In general, they need to let the newer faces step up. Cody Rhodes, Londrick, Santino, Kennedy...hell, Kennedy should just go back to SmackDown!! At least he was being utilized frequently over there!! They should just send all of the afformentioned Superstars over to SD!, the backstage politics are reduced by at least half over there!! Don't bother with ECW, because Vince hates it so damn much he's just slowly letting it sink into oblivion...
6.25.08
Y'Mmk, the Draft? Sucked. THEY SPLIT UP MY LONDRICK!! Layla? On RAW? Are they NUTS? Ugh, she's gonna team with Katie Lea and Paul, I just know it!! Ohh, I only wish Beth would go Face and beat up that prissy little bitch!! And Kennedy was just getting into a GREAT program with Paul, oh it's just not fair!! And just when Carlito thinks he's gotten AWAY from Paul Levesque? Nope, sorry kiddo, you're gonna be buried some more!! The only thing I am happy about is SD! getting all of the real in-ring workers like Kendrick, Shelton Benjamin, Kennedy, and dumped 'talent' like Deuce, Mark Henry and Hornswoggle. YES, HORNSWOGGLE IS GOING TO ROT ON ECW!! insane, maniacal laughter Too bad about Matt Hardy going to ECW though. I guess he is still technically a SmackDown Superstar though, thanks to the talent exchange agreement lolrofl. I'm glad the "Fab Four" can be together again, when Sugar comes back. Jeff, Shannon, Matt and Shane, can you imagine? It'll be THS all day, every day haha! I hear Jeff's gonna get a big push in the near future, though whether it will be against Tripsy or Edge is unknown. Either would be ok, though he already feuded with HHH, so I think Edge is best for now. It all depends on how NoC goes on Sunday...NOW it seems interesting...
07.04.2008
PUNK=WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMP!! Dude, I marked out so hard when his music hit, I was praying the entire time that Big Dave was squashing Edge that Punk would take care of business, and he DID!! It still feels totally unreal. I know there are other Superstars that deserve the title too, Superstars who have been around longer, (coughMattHardycoughMVPcoughCarlito) but Punk is a really good choice too. I mean, the guy can WORK, his ROH career is SUPERB, and I am really happy. God, this Edge/Vickie debacle is finally ending, gosh I can't WAIT!! Is MVP going Face? Did you see?? 20+minute Main Event match for the UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP!! The 2nd-tier title got a 20 MINUTE MATCH!! Loved Tripsy on the VIP Lounge! Jeff/Morrison was pretty good, BUT JEFF MAKES ME SO ANGRY!! He's just gonna fall right back into the pattern he's in, he won't take time to have the sugeries he needs and HEAL UP!! Pain-->Drugs-->RELEASE!! Aksjghjhijartmnb!! No Brian Kendrick promo, but MARIA?? Who fucking cares about MARIA?? AND HAVE YOU SEEN THE FUCKING DIVAS' CHAMPIONSHIP BELT?? A FUCKING BUTTERFLY?? WAY TO DEMEAN THE WOMEN'S DIVISION, VINCE!! I don't even care who wins it, but PLEASE don't debase actual female WRESTLERS with this trash. Give it to fucking KellyKelly or Maria, or fricken Maryse, but PLEASE, not the women who can actually WORK. And Melina out for 5+Months?? Not a good week for the Divas...
Current Projects:
Big Red Appetite: A Kane/Ashley fic, YAY!! Ashley is invited to ECW for an appearance on Extreme Expose, and catches the evil eye of Snitsky. The Big Red Machine is hardly happy about this, and vows to protect the Dirty Diva, but when her theme becomes his private anthem, can protect her from what he fears most...himself?
Beautiful: TNA het, takes place after Angelina and Velvet give Roxxi her 'makeover'. Kip James/Roxxi Laveaux
Spoils of War: Chuck Palumbo/Michelle McCool. Jamie Noble forcefully collects his bounty after his wins over Chuck Palumbo.
Southern Charm: Jeff Hardy/Mickie James; Mickie wants someone to treat her right. A certain Rainbow-haired Southerner is more than willing to oblige.
Completed Fics: There are FEW, but here they are!
Anything More Than That: Matt Hardy/Mickie James one-shot. Mickie feels insecure. Her boyfriend settles her fears.
Dreaming of you- my first fic here on ff.net. a one-shot fluff piece. Keiko misses her beloved Yusuke while he's away in Makai. Very sweet.
From Rags to Stitches- After the 'Glass-Table-Incident', AJ stays with Christian at the hospital. Fluffy slash!!
Giddy Up!- One-shot, AJ/Christian. The Phenomenal One and the Instant Classic fight constanly, loudly and sometimes violently...so how in the hell do they stay together?? Songfic!!
Grasp: One-shot, Goren/Eames-ish. Set after 'Blind Spot', Goren visits his partner in the hospital.
He Tripped Me: A BONES fic, Hodgela. Set after the Blonde in the Game. Focuses on Angela after her moment with Jack. Fluffy!
Okaeri, Hime: One-shot, Implied Yukiru. She's back where she belongs and some one's more than glad...
One New Message: One-shot, Bobby/Lilian. After his bout with the Masterpiece in the first Gauntlet match of the night on RAW, Bobby Lashley gets a message from a special someone. Fluff.
Only He Knows: A Law and Order: SVU fic, possible one-shot, post-"Fault." Elliot/Olivia, even though they'll never get together.
Thicker Than Family: Michelle McCool/Chuck Palumbo one-shot. It's time for ole Chuck to meet the family...
Tortured, Tangled Hearts: TNA Slash, AJ/Christian, by way of one Tomko. The Angles never stood a chance.
True Love: Sabin/Shelley one-shot. BK commercials=true love.
Violets: One-shot, HatsuHana (Hanaru? HatsuJima?). Hana-chan keeps finding little surprises in her locker...
Win/Win: One-shot, implied Bobby/Lilian. Takes place on RAW4/2/07. Would Lashley had changed what he'd done? He doesn't think so...
And of course, more to come, so stay tuned! I love you all!
WRESTLING COUPLES
Matt Hardy/Mickie James (They're both warm, down-to-earth, determined, honest people, I think they would fit very well together.)
Lita/Edge
AJ Styles/Christian Cage
Chris Sabin/Alex Shelley
Jackie More/James Storm
Roxxi/Kip James
Kaz/Traci Brooks
Lashley/Lilian
Most slash pairings are fine with me, as long as they make sense. Well actually that's a lie, because there' absolutely no grounds for Randy Orton and Paul London, but that damn fic was amazing! And if you're wondering which one I'm talking about, it'd be http/www.fanfiction.net/s/3723023/1/You_Thrill_Me By deConstruction.
Torrie/Carlito (le sigh...this was such a good time...)
Michelle McCool/Chuck Palumbo (Man, this pairing has been in my head ever since they paired together, I think they're great, an awesome biker couple!)
WWE SUPERSTARS(not in any real order)
Brian Kendrick and Paul London--These two are the most exciting Tag Team since Matt and Jeff. I hope they win some kind of Title...YAY, now I don't have to wait all week to see them!! Dude!! I THINK THEY'RE ACTUALLY GOING TO DO SOMETHING WITH THESE TWO!! Brian walking out on Paul, CLASSIC!! Now let's see it develop!!
Jeff and Matt Hardy--These two brothers are magnificent as a team, and fantasic when solo. They're high-flying, risk-taking, passionate entertainers. I hope they have success in chasing their selective titles, because they've worked so hard these past ten years, and they really deserve it!! Jeff has pretty much screwed that up, with his current problems...I will always support Jeff Hardy, I have since the very beginning, and I feel really bad about his house and dog Jack, but his World Title chances are gone, thanks to those pesky backstage politics... Matt is the better ring worker, though.
Kane--I've been all for this guy since he debuted, and he and Taker as the Brothers of Destruction is awesome. ZOMG?! They gave Kane a CHAMPIONSHIP?? Well, it is still a petty third-tier championship, but it's a championship none-the-less...
Cryme Tyme--Dude, Vinnie brought them back!! I bet C&M were PISSED lol. Very smart, Creative, I marked for these guys hard ha, ha.
Finlay--He's an Irish Bastard who loves to FIGHT!! I don't think I like his as a face. Though if Hornswoggle wasn't around, he wouldn't be. What a waste of talent.
MR. KENNEDY (...KEH-NUH-DEY)--He's cute, and talented, he has a lot of charisma, his future is really bright. He has great mic skills. Calling out the three imposters and the imposter HBK, that was classic! They shoulda dropped the IC title to him rather than Jericho...Technically he is King of the Ring now lol. Loved his encounters with Paul Burchill recently.
CM Punk--He was made ECW Champ coincidentally about the same time the media started accusing Vinnie of only pushing the Steroid Pushers...but hey, he had a good, long run! I hope he uses MITB on something worthwhile, NOT the ECW championship...
Rey Mysterio--I didn't really like him in WCW, but hey, he grew on me. He's athletic, he can WORK, he inspires kids to be more than just a G.I. Joe-looking, steroid-pumping jock...He's cool with me.
Chris Benoit--The Rabid Wolverine, the Crippler, the Champ...He was one of the most amzing athletes in the WWE, durable, flexible, strong...Just fantastic. He was destined for Hall of Fame, but that will never happen now...At least he got to go home to ECW before...R.I.P.!!
Ric Flair--His career had ups and downs, but he had the most charisma of any other wrestler known EVER. He gave his SOUL to this business, and I respect that, and I am really grateful for it.
Randy Orton--He's hot, his theme music rocks, and he really knows how to create heat for his character. It positively SUCKS that Tripsy and Cena are fighting for the title again. (Beats backstage politics with a kendo stick)
Edge--Adam Copeland is awesome, charismatic, talented, and just good at being a heel. But this thing with Vickie sucks. Eddie must be revolving in his grave. I can't believe Chavito is OK with this...
Undertaker--So awesome!! The Demon of Death Valley is just indescribable!! He has presence, passion, strength, he's intimidating as hell...Simply the best. I can't believe his career is probably going to end soon...Taking time to heal injuries, but it sucks not seeing him on TV. Now we have to watch Batista/Edge AGAIN...
Rowdy Roddy Piper--The dude's a legend, I'm so glad his health is better, he's truely great!! His apperance at the RR was great!
Dusty Rhodes--He is the American Dream, what more can I say? Oh yeah, thank you for helping create the wonder that is Cody Runnels.
Super Crazy--He's super!! He's crazy!! He's a loco luchadore!! WOOOT!! God, they've buried him so bad. He's so talented, it's just a waste...
Carlito--The Southpaw from San Juan man, he's just way too COOL!! He's a heel, but he plays a damn good one!!
Santino Marella--The guy is Mic Gold. He is HILARIOUS! As a heel, he has just freakin lit up and exploded! I hope he gets some kind of push soon. If they put him on SD! he's probably just go ka-BOOM!
John Morrison--The Shaman of Sexy, the Guru of Greatness, I think his new persona is fun and fresh. He's a great worker, he's athletic, and come on, his ass looks great in those pants. Too bad he's stuck to the Miz...
Kofi Kingston--This guy is really fun!! Too bad he's not really Jamaican...JAMAICAN ME CRAZY, KOFI!! My friend Alan says it 'Coffee' LOL
Elijah Burke--Man, this guy is so effin talented!! HE NEEDS TO BE PUSHED, SERIOUSLY! It's not fair that he has to take a backseat...they only have an HOUR on ECW, they should spend more time pushing the younger guys, like Elijah and Kofi. Look at Kevin Fertig (who is about to debut in FCW next month)! This guy has had 4 stints in developmental territories, why? His 'reinvention' last fall was horrible, and because they won't put time into him, he's stuck in No-Superstar's-Land. How is that fair? Guys like Dreamer, Richards, Chavo, etc, they've all had their haydays! Let the others step up.
DIVAS
Beth Phoenix--Finally, a REAL CHAMPION. She's strong, athletic, can work, and she's not some prissy little bikini model. Go Beth!!
Mickie James--I loved her on-screen transformation from psycho to GND, and I love that she can actually kick ass!! She's college-educated too. Not one of your run-of-the-mill cookie cutter blonde ditzy bombshells!!
Victoria-- One of the few Divas that can actually WRESTLE. Her psychotic/insecure gimmick kinda sucks, cuz they bury her under the likes of Ashley, Cherry and Maria, but I respect her a lot. She's a REAL Women's Champion.
Lilian Garcia--She's pretty, and her album is pretty good!! How about GIVING HER A STORYLINE, Vince?
Michelle McCool--More than just a pretty face. She's strong and smart, and she's been improving. Now, when I say improving, I don't mean in a Candice, Kelly-Kelly or Maria kind of way. They're just little ditzy models. Michelle actually wants to wrestle, and be taken seriously, and I really respect that!!
Lita--The last year or so was pretty controversial for her, but I will ALWAYS love Lita. She's the reason that Divas are more than just interviewers and lingerie models. She's totally changed women's wrestling, and she'll always have my respect. Maybe one day she'll come back. God knows we need her!!
Natalya Neidhart--She has her father's toughness, looks like she'll be REALLY working in the ring, especially teaming with Lisa Marie, a strong veteran. Love seeing her in action.
Katie Lea--Looks like she's got some skills under her belt. I really hope she does.
TNA
AJ Styles--He's so adorable!! But he's pissed SOMEone off backstage, because he has just had the shittiest time recently. First a turkey costume, then the reindeer? Come on now...AHHH, he saved Christian!! SHIRTLESS!! That was so effin hot...
Samoa Joe--Finally TNA Champ! Kurt is a good, skilled veteran, but Joe is fresh blood, the fans love him face or heel, he can really go, especially with his MMA background, I really like and respect this guy.
Christian Cage--I think I liked his WWE days better, but he seems to be doing well in TNA also. I don't know if he's turning face, because of this whole AJ/Kurt thing, but it's still relatively interesting. Can he and AJ get back together now?
Sabin and Shelley--WOW. Just WOW. These guys put the Cruiserweights to shame. They are pretty fucking awesome.
Kaz--He's pretty awesome too, has a lot of talent, and he has a BRIGHT future ahead of him.
Booker T--Is finally on TNA, and a HEEL AGAIN?! Wasn't this supposed to be a FRESH start for him?? They even tried to use his old gimmick of King Booker?? Gimmie a break!!
Eric Young--Who doesn't love EY? It's the same as AJ, what are they doing to him?? The guy can't even make it through his own pyro!! Super Eric? While amusing, it's ridiculous!! Why can't they start taking him seriously?
Abyss, Jay Lethal, Johnny Devine, Jimmy Rave, Lance Hoyt, James Storm, Christopher Dan--err, I mean, CURRY MAN! (lol) Elix Skipper and Homicide are awesome too.
I don't like all of the TNA Knockouts, because some of them get shitty gimmicks, but I do respect them, because they are FAR better in the ring than the WWE Divas are. Jackie More (with her Referee's liscense!!), Gail Kim, Roxxi Laveoux, ODB, Christy Hemme, Angelina Love and Velvet Sky are all tough, skilled women. Power to 'em!! I know they went at it a lot in OVW, but I wanna see Beth and ODB go at it!!
My Sayings/Quotes
"I wasn't kissing her I was telling her lips a joke!"-D
"It's Christmas time again, time to be nice to people I can't stand all year"-T
"Downshift is for sissies!"-me
"OH NO, IT'S PUEBERTY!" -Erwin from "The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
"But I smell like garbage and you keep ME." - Billy, "
"I didn't know Charlie Haas was black!"-The Highlanders
"Who wants to see me beat the holy hell out of Mr. Kennedy RIGHT NOW??"- Jeff Hardy.
"If I'm elected, I promise to give everybody MediCare and MediAid..." Shawn Michaels.
"Oops, I did it again!"- Jillian Hall
"HOOOOO!! SIIIII!!"- Hacksaw Jim Duggen and Super Crazy
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