Johanni93
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since: 05-29-12, id: 4027262, Profile Updated: 03-11-13
country: Austria
Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.

Hi there!
My name is Johanna, though my friends usually call me Hanni:)
I watch anime and read mangas and fanfics more than I should,xD.
I'd really love to make a few friends here and talk about mangas/animes with you;)

Gender: Female

Current Location: Austria

Zodiac Sign: Virgo

Chinese Zodiac Sign: Rooster

Mother Tongue: Korean (I'm half South Korean and half Austrian)

Hobby: reading (mangas, novels and fanfics), watching Animes, movies and TV series, listening to music (Korean pop, Japanese pop,...), having fun with friends, talking about Anime/Mangas,...

Favourite Anime/Manga:

07-ghost

Black Cat

Bleach

Cardcaptor Sakura

Dengeki Daisy

Fruits Basket

Fullmetal Alchemist (Brotherhood)

Fushigi Yuugi

Kaichou wa Maid-sama

Kyou Kara Maou

Naruto

Noblesse

Nurarihyon no Mago

Shonen Onmyouji

Special A

Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles

Vampire Knight

... etc,lol.

Currently obsessed with: Harry Potter, Kyou Kara Maou, Nurarihyon no Mago


Random Quotes:

‘Manga: My anti-drug… because when you’re addicted to manga, how can you possibly afford drugs?’

‘Fan fiction… because it’s cheaper than therapy’

‘The men I ever loved are animated.’

"Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some stay for a while and leave footprints on our hearts."

‘I don’t suffer from insanity… I enjoy every minute of it’

"The trouble with real life is that there's no background music."

"If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost."

"Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark."

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

Who ever said anything was possible never tried nailing jello to a tree.

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!

Don't knock on Death's door; ring the bell and run- he hates that

"He learned what every man must learn...never insult a girl's looks, especially if the said girl can kick your ass"

"I'm not awesome, you just suck."

"I never said I was normal... you just presumed I was."

"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most."

"Sorry I'm late but I got lost on the path of life." by Hatake Kakashi from Naruto.

"I'm telling you this because you don't get it. You think you get it, which is not the same as actually getting it. Get it?" by Hatake Kakashi (To Naruto)

"Those that break the rules and regulations are scum. But those who abandon their comrades are worse than scum. If I'm going to be called scum either way, I'd ratherbreak the rules! And if that's not being a proper shinobi, then I'll destroy that idea!" by Uchiha Obito (To Kakashi)

"I'm not gonna run away, I never go back on my word! That's my nindo: my ninja way!" by Uzumaki Naruto (To neji)

"You can do it too, because after all, unlike me, you're not a failure." by UzumakiNaruto (To Neji)

"If that's what it means to be wise, I'd be happier living as a fool!" by Uzumaki Naruto (To Jiraiya)

"You will find the answer... I believe in you." by Namikaze Minato (To Naruto)

"When a person... has something important they want to protect... that's when they can become truly strong" by Haku (To Naruto)

"I want to protect the person important to me... I want to work for that person. I want to fight for that person. I want to make that person's dream come true... That is my dream" by Haku (To Naruto)

"When I'm with Naruto...he makes me want to...walk with him." by Nara Shikamaru (To his father)

"I've got energy to spare and sparkling charm. The Eight-Tailed Beast's a killer bee rockin' the melody! OH YEAH!" by Kirabi

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Random copy things:

If you're addicted to anime,copy & paste this into your profile.

If you are an absolute anime freak then copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or had tried smoking pot. if you're on of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. and if you think that being unique is cooler then being cool, copy this on your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your ass off.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, Staring.out.my.flooded.window, Bloodied Sand, Rockeh, Sakura LOVE Shadow, Habit, Feed Meh Bacon, DooomWolf, unluckyXIII, Johanni93

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This is Kitty. I got him from someone else. Copy and paste Kitty into your signature to help him gain world domination.

SUPPORT THE KITTY!

If you’ve ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy this onto your profile.

If your a fangirl/boy and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are sad about Bleach reaching it's Final Arc, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever ran into something while walking with a book, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, (it's so fun! :-) ) copy this into your profile.

If you think that Pokemon is cool, copy this into your profile:-)

93 percent of teens imitate what they see famous people do, if you're one of the seven percent who doesn't give a crap, post this on your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull (or Vice Versa) copy this into your profile.

If you've ever gone into a laughing fit for no reason, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism :-)

Copy and paste this into your profile if when you were young... There were only 150 Pokemon. Digimon was popular.Yugi-Oh actually had Yugi in it. You didn't get weird looks when you went Trick-or-Treating. Nobody cared what you looked like. Hamtaro ROCKED. Catching a pidgeon was cool. Pirates before Pirates of the Carribean. Nobody knew how to spell 'Volcano'. Pinky and the brain were cartoon characters, not body parts. Saying 'moron' was a swear word. Fire was considered dangerous. The only thing you had to worry about were cooties. Cursive writing was just a bunch of swirly lines. Multiplication was scary. Dora the Explorer and that goddamned monkey who follows her EVERYWHERE didn't exist. The first Harry Potter was the coolest thing since sliced bread. If you were, copy and paste then write your name.Catemonster, Angel Dumott Schunard Collins, Palinana, Kaz-za-15, Taijiya Mizu, DarkBombayAngel, Katana Black, birdzgoboom, unlucky XIII, Johanni93

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

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(='.'=) This is Bunny.
(")_(") Copy and Paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination!!

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

If you consider your favorite manga/anime character your husband, wife, brother, or sister, copy and paste this to your profile.

IF YOU HAVE BEEN ON YOUTUBE FOR MORE THAN 5 HOURS PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE.

If anyone has ever called you crazy, paste this to your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile.

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If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

this is weird, but interesting! If you can raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed erveylteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! Paste this to your profile if you can read this!

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

Put this on your ...
page if you love
Naruto!

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile.

If you thought that the Eragon Movie really sucked because it was hardly like the book, copy this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you want to see a Quidditch match copy and paste this into your profile.

If you loved DH, HBP, OotP, GoF, PoA, CoS, and SS/PS, and know what all those initials stand for, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you liked Snape after Deathy Hallows copy and paste this in your profile.

If you love Harry Potter, copy this into your profile.

You studied with Hermione
You stumbled with Ron
You hid creatures with Hagrid
You laughed with Fred and George
You fought with Voldemort
You forgot with Neville
You got caught with the DA
You rebelled against Umbridge and Snape
You cheered on Gryffindor
You kept up the rivalry with Draco Malfoy and the Slytherins
You worked with Dumbledore
You stuck with Harry 'til the end
Now it's nearly over, and…
…now all you can do is remember and thank J.K. Rowling for the time of your life

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Girl: Do I ever cross your mind Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?
Boy:No

Girl: Do you want me?
Boy:No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile.

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How to Tell if You're Obssessed with Anime

. You think about it 24/7 (Every second, every minute etc.)
It's ALL YOU EVER THINK ABOUT anymore. (Seriously people, 24/7!)
. The first thing that you think about when you wake up is your fave anime show/character.
. You have dreams about your favourite anime show/characters.
. You pray that anime was real so that you could somehow (hopefully) meet up with your favourite character(s) and become their friend/bf/gf.
. You sing along to anime OPs/EDs/ theme songs.
. You download japanese songs to your iPod/MP3/Phone.
. You have more than 20 japanses songs on your iPod/MP3/ Phone/
. You use japanese language in your sentences, CONSTANTLY!
. You sometimes act like an anime character during your daily life.
. You Cosplay.
. You copy their lifestyle. (Eat ramen, use chopsticks to eat, sit on the floor)
. You wish that your favourite anime was real and that you and your life were involved in it, BIG TIME!! Actually, you would be the protagonist!
. You write fanfiction about your favourite anime/ anime couples.
. You are MADLY IN LOVE with one of the anime guys/girls.
. You begin to want a bf/gf that look similar to an anime character. (Silver hair, odd eyes, etc...)
. You dream about your anime love/crush 24/7.
. You include yourself in your fanfics., starring your favourite anime characters.
. You know you can't go 5 minutes without thinking about anime or doing something anime related. Hell, you can't even go 5 seconds!
. You devote most of your time/life to anything anime related.
. Your bedroom is covered in anime related things. (Posters, bed covers, plushies etc...)
. You create a fanclub full of people (including youself) that love a specific anime or anime character.
. You are the president of 'said' fanclub.
. You imagine your favourite anime character(s) at your school, in your classes, and basically in your life!
. You day dream in class about hot anime guys/girls.
. You get distracted in class by an anime related daydream.
. You create movies about your favourite anime show/character(s).
. During class, whenever your teacher's talking, all you hear is blah, blah, blah because you're so busy daydreaming about anime. When you wake up from said dream because the teacher wants you to answer a question, you're stuck because you weren't paying attention.
. Whenever you greet people, you say 'konnichiwa!' or 'Ohayo!'
. You learn the dance of famous dances and perform them. e.g 'Hare Hare Yukai' 'Lucky Star dance'
. You seem to want to try japanese food. e.g. noodles (Ramen, Udon), rice.

Note the ones that are underlined are the ones I do.

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Really Dumb Store labels:

On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping." (Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Chips:"You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." (The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how??)

On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But, it's just a suggestion).

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down". (Well...duh, a bit late, huh!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating". (And you thought...??)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

I don't blame the company; I blame the parents for this one: On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".

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This has got to be one of the most clever
brainteasers I've seen in a while.
Someone out there eitherhas too much
spare time, or is really good at Scrabble.

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:

When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION - RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

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You Know your obsessed with Naruto when...

-Dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree.
-Live by a strict diet of only ramen.
-Call your semester examine a chuunin exam.
-Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "byakugan".
-Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline.
-Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.
-Start adding the words chan and kun on the end of your friends names.
-Paste a piece of paper that says "Icha Icha paradise" on the front of adult books.
-Jump off a cliff and attempt to use Kuchiyose No Jutsu to summon the toad king.
-Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet..
-Stick your hand in an electric box and scream "chidori" as you pass out.
-Join a website and use one of the Kunoichi's name as your s/n.
-Start to call your teachers Sensei.
-Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharigan.
-Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day.
-When someone ask you who your dream guy is and you say one of the Naruto guys.
-Spend your week searching down Naruto sites.
-Refuse a date because your saving yourself for Itachi-sama or another Naruto guy.
-Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu.
-Cry at the flash back scenes of Sasuke's family.
-Put a picture of Itachi-sama in your wallet and tell your friends it's your boyfriend.
-List Anbu as current occupation on a job application.
-Can spout out a random character quote on command.
-Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi why?!".
-Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down.
-Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea.
-Decide that if u can't hit a tree 1500 times then. You'll jump rope 2000.
-Call the teachers you hate Kabuto and sound ninjas and the teacher you hate the most Orochimaru (in your head or outloud)
-Call your principal the Hokage or the Kazekage
-Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way".
-Cry as Itachi says his last words to his brother
-Curse Kabuto for daring to bring back the dead

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10 Commandments of a Teenager:

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.

(why wait that long)

2) Thou shall not do drugs.

(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)

3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.

(Walmart has a bigger selection)

4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.

(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)

5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.

(everyone knows grandma has more money)

6) Thou shall not get into fights.

(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)

7) Thou shall not skip class.

(just take the whole day off)

8) Thou shall not strip in class.

(Hooters pays more)

9) Thou shall not think about having sex.

(like Nike says, "just do it")

10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.

(just leave'm in the middle)

1. Revealing the Truth - Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone » reviews
Umbridge stumbles across four books concerning Harry Potter and decides to read those in front of everyone in school to show what a liar he is. How will everyone react? I know that there are already fanfiction stories like this one but please give it a try:) By the way, I don't own anything! All credits go to J.K.Rowling!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 77,524 - Reviews: 110 - Updated: 4-6-13 - Published: 12-8-12 - Harry P.