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Author has written 11 stories for Janet Evanovich. SIGH. I SO WANT THIS WORLD TO BE A MOST PERFECT PLACE. BUT SOMEHOW I JUST DON'T GET ALL THOSE NOT SO BRIGHT PERSONS. IN SOME PARTS OF THE WORLD, CHILDREN ARE BEING KILLED OR ENSLAVED. IN SOME PARTS OF THE WORLD, WOMEN ARE FORCED TO MARRY THEIR RAPISTS. AND HERE IN THIS FREE AND GREAT COUNTRY, SOME PEOPLE CHEER WHEN A WOMAN MADE A MOST STUPID DECISION/MISTAKE . GEEZ. OH YES, BY THE WAY, LEAVE ME REVIEWS IF YOU MUST. BUT DO REMEMBER THAT ALTHOUGH I MAY NOT BE WALT WHITMAN(PLEASE, WHO LOVES WHITMAN THESE DAYS?)IN ONE OF MY PREVIOUS LIVES, BUT I DO KNOW HOW TO WRITE. PS: BEING CUFFED NAKED TO YOUR OWN SHOWER CURTAIN ROD BY A HAIRY MAN WHO IS CURRENTLY TRASHING YOUR APARTMENT IS NOT CUTE , SEXY OR ROMANTIC. UNLESS YOU ARE TRAGICALLY STUPID AND TACKY AND ADDICTED TO BEING ABUSED, THAT IS. All the unpleasant and nasty persons. All the dark and twisted thoughts. All the clichés and stereotypes: cutmyselfahsving.blogspot.com Cupcake Mentality: A series of stories in which a woman named Stephanie stops being stupid. The timeline of Cupcake Mentality: Happy Birthday, Batman Be My Valentine Please Love Me Back The Impeccable Lies: A series of stories of a woman's awakening and a man's conceit. Mel Gibson as Mr. Joe Morelli. http://blogs.laweekly.com/informer/mel-gibson.jpg I'm pro-life. I'm pro-choice. I'm complicated but not confused. It all depends. You do have the right to dislike any stories—mine included. A well-written nonsense is still nonsense. Joe Morelli deserves a lesson, not happiness. Tard the Grumpy Cat is actually not grumpy. Yes, he loved her so much that he was was compelled to write all about her on public bathroom walls after taking her virginity on a cold hard floor. One Ranger Is All You'll Ever Need https://www.facebook.com/onerangerisallyouwilleverneed Because cupcakes are boring. Long Term Relationship Barbie: http://www.roflphoto.com/images/50360e321d41c876f30003b9.jpg Barbie murders Ken http://forum.baby-gaga.com/about1757255.html April 25, 2013 Thanks for your compliments, Cupcake. Now tell me: Why do you always feel so sympathetic towards abusers and molesters? What happened? | |||||
1. Cupcakes, Yum » reviewsA couple of little one-chapter stories about a handsome charming hairy police detective named Joseph A. Morelli. He's enjoying his life. He's having a lot of fun. He has no regrets. He has moved on.Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,394 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 5-7-13 - Published: 2-18-13 - Joe M. - Complete2. Bloodthirsty 33 » reviewsBabe HEA. Turn back before it's too late, Cupcakes. A happily married couple. A smart beautiful child. A lazy purring cat. A pack of muscular men. An unsettled old score. A sad mad hairy man. His blood revenge. And his lonely journey. Theme Song: Now We Are Free from the Gladiator.Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 17,795 - Reviews: 109 - Updated: 4-11-13 - Published: 1-14-13 - Ranger M. & Stephanie P.3. Twenty 20 » reviewsStephanie Plum. Bounty hunter. Thirty-something. Blue eyed brunette. She is on a task. Everything is at stake. She will either win it or lose it all. But still she decides to take her chance. Will she get what she wants in the end? Or will she end up empty-handed? Theme Song: Nessun Dorma Maestro Pavarotti.Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,663 - Reviews: 109 - Updated: 3-4-13 - Published: 12-25-12 - Ranger M. & Stephanie P.4. The Path Not Taken » reviewsA most unpleasant and truthful "Cupcake" story. There is only one rule in life: We make our own choices and take full responsibility for our decisions. No matter how much you want to turn back the clock, you are stuck in this cold merciless reality. Theme Song: When Doves Cry by Prince. Ranger has his own HEA, BTW.Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,484 - Reviews: 63 - Updated: 2-21-13 - Published: 10-25-12 - Ranger M. - Complete5. Frozen » reviewsWarning: Controversial and most probably unpleasant theme. Harmful for the Cupcakes. Stephanie Plum made a decision and stopped being the Queen of Denial after a big mistake, and tried to put her life back together. Theme Song : Frozen by Madonna.Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 21,673 - Reviews: 180 - Updated: 2-15-13 - Published: 9-25-12 - Stephanie P. - Complete6. Gypsy » reviewsStory Three of The Impeccable Lies. The sequel to Somebody That You Used to Know. Based on Ronan Hardiman's beautiful and enchanting song Gypsy. Babe HEA, of course.Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,623 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 1-20-13 - Published: 8-25-12 - Ranger M. & Stephanie P. - Complete7. Happy Birthday, Batman » reviewsStory 3 of Cupcake Mentality. It took place 10 days before Be My Valentine . It's August 12th. It's his birthday. He sits all alone inside his silent apartment, thinking.Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,295 - Reviews: 62 - Updated: 12-29-12 - Published: 8-11-12 - Ranger M.8. Please Love Me Back » reviewsSequel to Be My Valentine. Story 2 of Cupcake Mentality . Love is a spell. Love is a curse. With love comes obsession. With love comes greed. With love comes worry. With love comes fear. With love comes pain.Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 12,335 - Reviews: 107 - Updated: 10-24-12 - Published: 7-17-12 - Ranger M. & Stephanie P. - Complete9. Somebody That You Used to Know reviewsStory Two of The Impeccable Lies. The prequel of Somebody That I Used To Know. A one-sided and one-chapter story based on the Glee version of Gotye's cute and beautiful song: Somebody That I Used To Know. Babe HEA, of course.Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-24-12 - Stephanie P. & Ranger M. - Complete10. Somebody That I Used to Know reviewsStory One of The Impeccable Lies . A one-sided and one-chapter story based on Gotye's cute and beautiful song: Somebody That I Used To Know . Babe HEA, of course.Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-19-12 - Ranger M. & Stephanie P. - Complete11. Be My Valentine » reviewsStory 1 of Cupcake Mentality . Love is blind and desperate. Love needs no reason or motive. Someone is madly in love with Joe Morelli. And she's out to get rid of Stephanie and Ranger. Permanently.Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 13,271 - Reviews: 141 - Updated: 7-9-12 - Published: 6-12-12 - Complete
