Scritch
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since: 06-19-03, id: 402907, Profile Updated: 04-30-08
country: Canada
Author has written 29 stories for Lord of the Rings, Misc. Books, Matrix, Circle of Magic, Blood And Chocolate, Harry Potter, Bible, Final Fantasy X, Final Fantasy X-2, Greek Mythology, and Misc. Movies.

And the moral of that is--Be what you would seem to be--or if you'd like it put more simply--Never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise.


For I am Scritch, Queen of all cretins. Let all lesser cretins bow before me.

I haven't updated since, well, Pluto was a planet. While there is always hope that this situation shall be rectified, unfortunately, life seems to have dictated otherwise. What with my college studies in Anthropology, my job at a law firm, and that niggling little inconvenience of leaving the country for weeks on end, it doesn't appear that I'll be sharing anything new with the public anytime soon.

I can guarantee, however, that the writing quality has increased during my absence – if only because I have mainly gotten over the angstiness of my teenage years, which I shall be leaving behind forever within the next few months. I still enjoy good angst, and it shall be present, but there will be a significant lack of "woe-is-me" tragedy and self-pity. I am endeavoring towards a multi-chaptered fic in the future.


Begin at the beginning, and go on till you come to the end. Then stop.


A small tidbit as to who I am: as stated above, Anthropology student, legal secretary and slave, able to drink legally. In addition, I am a kickboxer, roleplayer, moocher off of my parents' good will and home cooking and low rent rates, and am working on low self esteem issues.

My tastes have turned along with the realization of my bi-sexuality, and I find myself rather enamoured with slash of both varieties. I have written towards hints of femslash in but one of my stories – hopefully with some more writing, you'll find a variety of gen, het, slash and femslash, hopefully all with genres so that all audiences might find some tidbit of a story to read and enjoy.


Opportunity knocked. My doorman threw him out.
-Adrienne Gusoff


1. Johnny B Goode reviews
His mother told him, someday you will be a man... But he never had the chance, because his daddy took it away from him. The Spitfire Grill.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-30-06 - Complete
2. Eros and Charissa » reviews
Mortals are pathetic, mere playthings for the gods. Eros, god of love and passion, knows this all too well. For the opposite of love is not hatred, but apathy.
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,904 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 6-14-06 - Published: 6-12-06 - Complete
3. Survivor » reviews
In the process of being revised! A survivor of the Summersea pirate attack deals with war as well as discrimination about herself and her heritage.
Circle of Magic - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,653 - Reviews: 47 - Updated: 1-6-06 - Published: 11-10-03
4. Nocturnal Obsessions » reviews
Night after night, she has watched over her obsession, her growing addiction. But the object of her curiosity, her unknown desires, is one most unexpected...
Final Fantasy X-2 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,517 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 12-26-05 - Rikku & Paine
5. Chapter Four reviews
He's been drifting away from the pack, slowly relinquishing the tentative control of his sanity to his more brutal self. Tonight, Axel will kill.
Blood And Chocolate - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7-22-05
6. Seventeen reviews
About a year after his mother's betrayal, at a new school and with his pack ignoring him - the son of a traitor - Ulf is completely alone. And now he has nothing to lose.
Blood And Chocolate - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 3-5-05
7. Saying Goodbye reviews
On the day that his mother dies, Tidus tries to say goodbye. But rather than feeling sad, it only fuels his anger towards the one person who just takes everything from him.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-3-05
8. Childish Games reviews
Daddy, don't go. Don't go. Where are you going? All alone. Alone in the dark. (A companion piece to my fic "Cat and Mouse")
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 11-8-04 - Luna L.
9. Her Eyes reviews
"They're gone, Ginny… they're gone…" Ginny is wasting away, after those she loves most have been taken from her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 10-4-04 - Ginny W. & Harry P.
10. A Sense of Urgency reviews
She had to find it... Ginny searches desperately for the diary - Tom Riddle's diary. She'll do anything to find it. It's been far too long...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9-14-04 - Ginny W.
11. The Girl in the Mirror reviews
"I'm there when you need me. I'm a good friend. I love you. After all, who else is going to take care of you but you and me?" Ginny has found someone to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9-13-04 - Ginny W.
12. Six Feet Under reviews
"Screw off, Malfoy." His lips moved to her white neck. "No thanks, I think I'd rather screw you."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 33 - Published: 9-11-04 - Draco M. & Ginny W.
13. If I Met You In A Scissor Fight reviews
Sometimes love can make you do crazy things. Terrible things. Will Hermione let her rage take one step too far?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 8-27-04 - Hermione G.
14. Loup Garoux » reviews
We're not human. We don't have an excuse to be weak.
Blood And Chocolate - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,044 - Reviews: 54 - Updated: 8-19-04 - Published: 2-26-04
15. Cat and Mouse reviews
Everybody's got a story that could break your heart. But Luna's is a darker one.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 8-18-04 - Luna L.
16. Crimson and White reviews
As she falls further under the control of her alternate persona, Fleur has made the fatal mistake of allowing someone to get too close. Warning: self-mutilation
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-12-04 - Fleur D.
17. Fields of Innocence reviews
Suicide note. After Ginny was raped, her life began to slowly unravel... to the end of her blade...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 35 - Published: 8-9-04 - Ginny W.
18. What We Do Best reviews
"Who is she?" she demanded. "No, wait, I don't want to know." If this had been in a muggle film, he would have laughed. Some insane part of him still felt like laughing. Unfortunately, when on the receiving end it was a little more confusing. DG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-2-04 - Draco M. & Ginny W.
19. The Writing on the Wall reviews
There was a time before he was known. Before the very utterance of his name could strike fear into the strongest heart. There was a time when nobody cared whether he lived or died, succeeded or failed. When he was afraid. And he hated every moment of it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-31-04 - Voldemort
20. The Damned reviews
After her fall, her demon haunts her. Confusion clouds her mind and she can no longer fathom what drives those around her to the Church.
Bible - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-4-04
21. Single Red Rose reviews
A swirling chaos, black clouds below, shielding her view of the hell beneath... someone screams, their cries echo in her mind...
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-25-04
22. When Angels Fall reviews
"I'm scared, Rouge... so scared..." Everything about her speaks of fine upbringing and total calm and control. But inside, underneath the disguise of her cool demeanor, rages a storm... and something (or someone) else. One-shot. Warning: self-mutilati
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-24-04 - Fleur D. - Complete
23. Shattered Innocence reviews
In a place that is supposed to be safe, a young girl is introduced to reality as a brutal act is forced upon her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-24-04
24. Hallucinations reviews
"Because when I saw you, I was touched by the hurt in your eyes..." She had a past that he helped her to forget - now that he's gone, she can't go on without him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,417 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-8-04 - Published: 6-1-04 - Cho C.
25. Breathing Underwater » reviews
COMPLETE! Sometimes, life can be as difficult as breathing underwater. A silent cry for help in a world that surpasses our limits.
Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,020 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 2-7-04 - Published: 11-29-03 - Switch - Complete
26. Wirok reviews
Everyone deals with being an outcast differently... Rated for self mutilation and suicidal thoughts
Circle of Magic - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-20-04
27. Final Stand reviews
A warrior remembers and tries to forget as she makes the final stand against the machines. - Based on the battle at the end of Reloaded. Completed one-shot. Read and review! Better than the summary
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,620 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 10-30-03 - Complete
28. The Lady or the Tiger: Heartbeat reviews
A life-changing decision in one moment. Jealousy can do strange things to one's mind... Based on the story by Frank Stockton, of which the ending is left up to the readers.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 10-23-03 - Published: 9-5-03
29. Dreams of Galadriel reviews
Galadriel's thoughts as her people leave for Valinor - just as much movie as book-based
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 10-23-03 - Published: 7-1-03 - Galadriel