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Hello everyone! Just a writer with hopes of getting better and eventually being good enough to write my own comedy/romance/drama/blah novels one day.
I'm a Mexican Arizonian, with the fear of the color purple and an enthusiasm for shoes (my own personal 'swear' word). I love making people laugh, and I love to help them in general. Bats are inscripted forever in my heart as my favorite animal, and I like the color orange. Ho-hum. I'm so boring, just... I don't know, read a book or a good fan fiction or something.

One Hundred Days now has a Tumblr! Ask the characters questions, or just look at the art. Check it out if you want. http://www.tumblr.com/blog/ask-one-hundred-days

ONGOING STORIES:

Giroro Presents: Dating the Enemy!

Genre: Humor/Romance

Pairings: GiroNatsu, DoroKoyu

Through the unwitting participation of Aki Hinata, Keroro conjures up a painful distraction to one of Pekopon’s finest soldiers; Natsumi Hinata. Using Giroro as the bait to waggle her out of the way, it’s not possible for anything to go wrong, like, say, Giroro or Natsumi getting too emotionally worked up about it…

Next chapter coming very soon.

Kururu and Mois Present: The Angol and the Frog!

Genre: Humor/Romance

Pairing: KuruMois

Tororo is so sick of Kururu being so frogging smart all the time. When the scientist’s evil mastery goes too far, Tororo comes up with a plot to humiliate him in the most painful way possible: by using the unwitting Angol Mois and her devastation of goodness and sparkles. And lack of curry, seeing as it’s always funny.

One Hundred Days

Genre: Friendship/Humor

Pairing: Slight GaruPuru, TaruKara, ToroChiro

The Garuru Platoon have crashed on one of the driest states in the United States of America, and separated all across the small neighborhood in Phoenix. Unable to go against the (un)naturally dry climate, they each stay in different homes. Maybe we get to learn a little about them despite their unfortunate circumstance…

Next chapter coming very soon.

(I know I have said in one of my past stories that I wasn’t going to write any more Garuru-centered stories, but I had these ideas before, so… they don’t count XD; At least, one of them doesn’t. Forgive me)

IDEAS/FUTURE STORIES:

Bones

Genre: Drama/Parody

Pairings: GaruPuru, KuruMois, DoroKoyu

Short Story (ranging between one-shot - three-shot)

FBI Agent Garuru and Keronologist/best-selling author Pururu work together to solve murders with only the one thing that they are given: the lonely bones of the deceased.

Inspired by the TV show “Bones”.

Wedding Bells

Genre: Humor/Drama

Pairings: GuzoPono (Giroro’s dad and Dororo’s mom)

Short Story (ranging between one-shot - three-shot)

Giroro and Dororo are horrified at the prospect that their parents are getting married, and in urgent desperation, come up with a series of plots to get them to reconsider their wedding proposals. Will they succeed, or will they still hear the wedding bells that symbolize the communion of their parents… and the communion of their newfound step-brotherhood?

Crossed Over

Cross-Over: Sgt Frog/Keroro Gunsou and Super Robot Monkey Team Hyper Force Go!

Genre: Humor

Short Story (ranging between one-shot - three-shot)

Otto finds an interesting artifact that had somehow landed in the out ranges of Shuggazoom, and messes around with it, Gibson scoffing at his never-ending interest of what he dubs ‘junk’. Keroro gets Kururu to make a portal to transport space pandas for an invasion plan to conquer Pekopon, and slacks off as usual. However, the story takes a rather dramatic turn when instead the two engineering characters accidentally open up the wrong interdimensional portal and have Gibson and Keroro thrust into each others’ worlds. Will it be at all possible to return them to their respective universes, or will the be stuck in the one they are in, forever?

Sgt Keroro - A Generation Later

Genre: Humor/Friendship

Pairings: GiroNatsu, KuruMois, DoroKoyu, GaruPuru - OCs included

Short Story (Might increase into a “series” if everyone likes it enough)

A more comedic “sequel” to “As You Wish”. Over twenty years later, the Keroro Platoon have permanently settled on Pekopon… and still haven’t accomplished their original mission. Meanwhile, everyone has already had families and are raising the children together. However, Keroro suddenly begins to reminisces the “glory days” (and they’re somewhat more glorious than what actually happened; he’s delusional) and brings the old platoon back together to begin their series of invasion plans over (to their absolute reluctance). This story is more OC-centered, but I’ll try to make it as close to the original series as possible.

JOHNNY'S PROS/LIKES:
Creative Person; draws and writes to their desire.
Interesting couples. Honestly, I had no idea I would be supporting the GiroNatsu coupling until I saw all the funny episodes dedicated to Giroro's romantic affections toward Natsumi.
I try to better myself with my stories. I love to hear about opinions and tips so that I could improve my writing- no one's perfect, and there's always room to improve.
I'm better at Suspense, Hurt/Comfort, and Drama stories, but it has to make sense. I don't like having to force such a lighthearted comedy like Sgt Frog into something sad and dramatic.
I love the TV show "Bones". I might even make a trailer or a Sgt Frog story somehow related to the usual episodes.
I'm a TV Tropes nerd. SUE ME.

JOHNNY'S CONS/DISLIKES
No offense, but if I read about a fanfiction story with a fancharacter, I lose interest. I'm sorry, but that's how I am. Unless I see comics and/or pictures with these fancharacters (and note: I do NOT consider color-overs real pictures!) will I truly be interested in the writings with the said characters... But most of the time, I won't. Especially if they're paired up with an original/canon character.
I don't read or write yaoi, so if you ever have a request in mind, please don't ask me.
I am a very sensitive person; I won't snap at you if you review me negatively, but I'll probably delete my story if I feel it's... REALLY not good.
My pet peeves include obvious spelling and grammer mistakes, like someone didn't bother to take the time to write nice. I lose patience with it and will immediately stop reading it if it continues.
I am not good with romance! I am GREAT at comedy (or so I say... my sister doesn't think so... notice how I put this under "cons/dislikes") and will probably be writing more comical stories in the future, rather in romance.
I'm not here to make friends, but to merely enhance my writing ability.
And I am NOT HERE for the reviews. I appreciate your reviews; I really, really do. But I honestly write because I enjoy it and I enjoy the fact that people are able to genuinely enjoy it. I also love ones that tell me what I did well in/what I need to improve in. But for example; if you only reviewed One Hundred Days because you wanted your character to be in the story, it hurts. It really hurts, because all it tells me was that you didn't really like the story, but because you were expecting to get something from it. I noticed that as soon as I had chosen the "partners", the people who reviewed before didn't seem to show much of an interest in the story afterward. I don't care for reviews; I just hate the feeling that people only "like" my story because they see a benefit in it.
I will still continue One Hundred Days, but only because I love writing it and I know that there are a few people out there that genuinely like it, even if they do or don't say anything about it.
Just wanted to let you know.

Stories I absolutely recommend:

I Am Lucario
By lupyne.
Comment: I adore this fan fiction. It is insanely creative, and extremely well written. It's about a lucario preparing himself for a predicted oncoming disaster in the future, though also doing something called 'human watching' in the meanwhile. The storyline is original, the characters are absolutely gorgeous, and it has a lot of heart. Please read it if you ever get the chance... it's a very long story, but you won't regret it.

Smile
By lupyne and hawktakesflight.
Comment: I love riolu; I really do- and you all know how much I love murder mysteries. So when I saw that there was a fan fiction about a riolu attempting to solve the murder of his trainer with the story being written by the author of I Am Lucario,I thought, whelp. This story is a definite keeper. And I was right. The chapters nice and lengthy, but totally worth the read. Check it out if you can.

RANDOM QUESTION AND ANSWERS FROM: Johnny Cadet

Q: Why do you change your name so often?
A: 'Cuz it's fun. Here's a list of all the names I've gone through, and why I chose that particular name:
Don-Johnny Cadet- I was particularly interested in the Spanish era when I first joined this site, since my family actually originates (way, WAY back) from Spain. Yes, I'm Mexican (: (no one asked you) GOSH DARNIT NARRATOR. You haunt me!
Sir Johnny Cadet- There was a Bones episode. One of the main characters wanted to call himself "Sir Seeley Booth", and I thought, 'hey, me too!'
Mister Johnny Cadet- I just wanted to see if this name was taken. To my surprise, it wasn't, so I just left it there.
Am ha-'a'ret- It was a deragotory word for the Jews from the Pharisees. I forgot where I got the meaning from, but roughly translated, it means "people of the dirt", emphasizing how the Pharisees thought when they considered their "highness" of power compared to the lowliness of the Jews. I had told a story to a friend of mine, and he had, jokingly, referred to me as this name. I thought it was a pretty neat name.
Now, my personal favorite, Mister Don Johnny Cadet Sir- and, you guessed it, it's all of the above (except Am ha-'a'ret). Hey, it's funny, isn't it? Sue me. (More like 'shoot me') PLEASE STOP. You already scare me enough in Dating the Enemy!

Q: Is Johnny Cadet your real name?
A: No, it isn't.

Because today's society is so dangerous and frighteningly cautious, I decided to hide my real name in a way of protecting my identity. You can't blame me. *shrug*

Q: Where did you get your psuedonym?
A: Have you ever read "The Outsiders"?

I named myself after Johnny Cade, which is a character from the book "The Outsiders". He (warning: spoilers ahead) was the best friend of the main character, Ponyboy. Johnny was a shy character, quiet, and he was abused by his father. He looked little despite his age, and he was considered "the pet", or even the little brother. Well, in some part of the story, after committing a very serious crime, he runs away with Ponyboy. He feels guilty and is scared to face the consequences. However, later in a burning building, he sacrifices himself to save these little kids from burning in there. He doesn't regret it at all, even though he is later fatally wounded, and hospitalized. He dies, but he doesn't regret it at all.
Johnny Cade is my favorite character in any book I have ever read; he shows a true, realistic strength not found in any other story. So I dedicated my name after his, calling myself "Johnny Cadet". I actually also named a character after him, even though I probably won't write about him anytime soon.

Q: When did you start writing?
A: ...Ahhh... Since first-third grade.

Although I stunk. Really bad. But hey, I did have this sort of creativity.
I kept on writing without any critisicm, though. I posted my stories first on Quizilla, and then began doing it on Deviantart. I was just told "update" or, "this is a gud storie". But when I first published a story on FF.net (and no, it wasn't on this account)... well... I was told flat out that I had written a bad story.
What did I do? I told the reviewer to not critisize me again, because it discouraged me and lowered my self-esteem.
However, after enough consideration, I took it back before the reviewer ever had a chance to even read my first PM, thanked her for the advice, and told her that I'll begin applying it to my next story. And I guess that really impressed her to the point where she said she would then look forward to the next thing I write.
So, story after story, she told me the things I needed to improve, listing the cons and the pros of each one, and I took them to heart, gradually, slowly and painfully, but surely, getting better.
That's why I respect people who tell me what they think of what I write. Because it helps me improve!

Q: How did you get the idea for "Giroro Presents: Dating the Enemy"?
A: ...Good question.

Umm... Obviously, it was after I had watched the "Midnight Cinderella" episode. And then I thought... if Keroro learned about this... would he take advantage of it?
And thus, the story was born.

I look forward to reading more and more of your wonderful works! Happy writing everyone!