WHAT DOES BACON CHEESE HARRY POTTER EQUAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry, had to do that, any way I am hartfairy, I AM INSANE! In a good way. I am known to be random, funny, blunt, and peaceful if at the right mood. I have a couple friends because normal people think i'm insane. I am INSANE!!! HAHAHA!!!I have no diseases, but get sick often. I am female by the way, if someone calls me a guy i'm okay with it but I prefer my own gender. I am a major fan of Invader Zim, I have watched it ever since I was four-years old. I absolutly HATE some IZ pairings! But if the story line is good it's fine.

NICKELODION IS EVIL! It's true. Only one of my friends has a fanfic account, and I think he deleted it. I love writing so fanfiction is an awesome thing for me do do. I hate those who only critisize. I read my first JtHM at age eight or nine. Loved it. I know what you're thinking, 'You read it when you were eight?!'. I WAS READIN' TANK GIRL AND WATCHIN' FAMILY GUY! DON'T TELL ME WHAT I CAN'T WATCH!

I am currently obsessing over.

Invader Zim

Minecraft

Creepypastas

Beetlejuice

Ib

Mad Father

Witch's House

Pani Poni Dash

Misao

Sin City

Repo! (The Genetic Opera)

Hannibal

Kill Bill

JtHM

My Little Pony

Star Wars

Calvin And Hobbes

The Simpsons

The House of the Scorpion

The Roar

Homestuck

The Magic Shop Series

and True Blood.

I write some stories out of experience and knowledge. Also Clamato is horrible, but that's MY point of view!

Invader Zim Questionare: 20 Q's (Paste this into your profile if you are an IZ Fan)

1. If you could hang out anywhere, where would it be?

My Answer: At my house with Dib, Zim, and Isaak doin' stuff.

2. Which IZ Character Would You Date?

My Answer: Dib, sweet, funny, smart, and crazy like me! Why wouldn't I date him!

3. Which IZ Character Is Your Best Friend?

My Answer: Dib, I am interested in the paranormal, and have lived with ghosts for at least 4 years. I like Zim more but let's be honest, he belives everyone is an enemy, zero chance I would be friends with Zim.

4. Which IZ Character Do You Hate?

My Answer: Iggins...so damngod annoying!(Yes, I said 'damngod'.)

5. Your Favorite IZ Episode?

My Answer: The Nightmare Begins

6. Your Favorite IZ Character?

My Answer: Zim

7. Favorite Almighty Tallest?

My Answer: Red, he's more sensible, but Purple's more funny!

8. Zim walks up to you, what do you do?

My Answer: Isaak would be there too, and I would probably tell Zim a great idea, and have Isaak tell Dib an even better one to stop it, so that way we wouldn't upset the balance of the cartoon universe but be friends with our favorite characters.

9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you?

My Answer: Isaak and Dib, We gonna get HYPER tonight!

10. You accidentally got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you?

My Answer: Zim, Gir, Dib, and Isaak. Something happened with the T.V, because someone spilt their drink on it, Gir did something stupid, and we all ended up on an island nearby Alaska.

12. Favorite IZ Pairing?

My Answer: ZimOC (That way I can controll it.)

13. You and the Tallest are on the Massive...?? (I don't know where this question was going!)

My Answer: I get out my laptop, and see how good the internet is.

14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be?

My Answer: Hanging out with my two best friends, doin' random stuff.

15. Favorite IZ Quote?

My Answer: "Go home and shave your giant head of smell with your bad self!" -Zim (I hate ZaDr, but this was just hilarious!)

16. Favorite Zim Moment?

My Answer: When Zim was buying tacos, he said 'Shut your noise tube, taco-human.' And threw a wad of money at the guy's face.

17. Favorite Dib Moment?

My Answer: When Professor Membrane calls up to Dib, "Son! There better not be any walking dead up there!" and Dib answers, "It's nothing to worry about, Dad...and I said I was sorry about that!"

18. Favorite Tallest Moment?

My Answer: In the 'Nightmare Begins' when a lazer hits Tallest Purple.

19. Favorite GIR Moment?

My Answer: You gotta make BISCUITS!

20. Favorite Random Moment?

My Answer: I don't know...

1) How many stories have you written for our favorite alien’s world?

4, not including Tak's poem.(not a real story)

2) Which one is your personal favorite?

'Reality Ripper' I told you already.

3) Which one is your least favorite?

Any that includes Za/DR pairings without an explaination.

4) What character do you write the most for?

Myself.

5) Favorite pairing to write for?

ZimOC

6) How many reviews have you gotten on your most popular story?

Go see.

7) Any flames or bad reviews on any of your stories?

YEEEESSS.

8) How long is your longest story?

Go read them.

9) Oneshots, chapter fics, or series?

Chapter Fics.

10) Do you use spellcheck on all of your finished chapters in Open/LibreOffice or Word?

I try and see the spelling errors, I don't have a spell-check.

11) How many OCs do you have?

A lot.

12) Does anyone accuse you of writing a Mary-Sue/Marty-Stu?

Yes, and it's getting annoying.

13) In your opinion, what’s the best Invader Zim fanfiction ever?

'Reality Ripper' I like the drama of it all, the background stories are amazing and they all seem to blend in with each other.

14) What genre seems to be your most written for?

Comedy, Adventure, Drama, or Normal.

15) Do you listen to music while writing? If so, what do you listen to?

A mix of ones I like, I cant just listen to one artist.

16) Any yaoi/yuri stories?

No. Not yet anyway.

17) What’s the best review you’ve ever gotten?

Any positive review is awesome!

18) Which character do you feel you’ve written the best?

Dib and my OC's.

19) How many Invader Zim stories are in your Favorites?

Go look.

20) Last but not least… Quick, write a summary of a Gaz/Gir story!

Wut???

Your weakness: Invader Zim and any of my favorite T.V shows.

Your fears: Wasps, the dark, spiders, death, losing Invader Zim, becoming an isolated insane person.

Your perfect pizza: Plain cheese.

Goal you would like to achieve this year: Finish all of my fan-fics, hang out with friends, and lose a little weight.

Most overused phrase on an instant messenger: hi

Thoughts first waking up: Oh god, another school day...

Your best physical feature: My afro. (Insert scary cheesy smile here!)

Your bedtime: Usually 9:00, bet I always fall asleep later in the night.

Mcdonald's or Burger king: A&W's is better.

Chocolate or vanilla: Both, I like the swirl cones.

Do you smoke: NO!

Will you smoke: NEVER, EVER, EVER!

Do you swear: Yes.

Do you sing: Yeah, but I rarely do since people think I sound horrible.

Do you shower daily: Why do you need to know?

Do you behave yourself: It all matters on my mood.

Do you get motion sickness: Sometimes, it depends.

Do you think you are attractive: I look more cute, than attractive.

Are you a health freak: No, but getting sick isn't fun.

Do you get along with your parents: Most of the time.

Do you like thunderstorms: I like the rain, but not the lightning I hate. It makes me very nervous.

Do you play an instrument: Recorder, I can be very good at it.

In the past month have you drank alcohol: I've NEVER drank alcohol! I'm not even 18!

In the past month have you gone to a mall: Yes.

In the past month have you eaten sushi: No.

What you want to be when you grow up: A cartoonist, and someone that helped Invader Zim in some way...

What country you most want to visit: Brazil, BABY!

Number of CD's I own: I own too many, that's why I got an iPod.

Fave food: Shepard's Pie, Yum!

Fave music: Eh, I likes what I likes.

What do your feet smell like: Feet.

What does your hair smell like: Chemicals, my grandmother loves brushing my hair.

Can you clap with your feet: YES!

Have you seen purple cows: No, but I wanna see a neon cow!

If you had 10 Mountain Dews, what would you be like: I would be sick if I had too many, I am weird like that.

I belive in god, but also science. Very open minded about people. As long as you aren't an ass-hole I think we'll get along fine. Oh and use this pokemon diamond code.

Arceus Event

Press L R then go into any PokeMart and talk to the man in green. Go back to where you meet Dialga/Palkia.
John-Paul Ginley
94000130 FCFF0000
B21C4D28 00000000
B0000004 00000000
0000AA3C EDB88320
2000AA68 0000000A
D2000000 00000000

It works! I tested it!

And I am kinda bipolar, but not in a bad way. YOU OBEY THE FIST!

All the good men in this world are either gay, taken, or fictional charaters. (Copy, if you have the same opinion) 'Cause it seems like it...

Just kinda bored...Oh, here are some random quotes!_ YAY!

Nny-"Why are people so... unpleasant? Honestly, it's so difficult to truly care about so many things without, first, knowing the answers to some of the most fundamental, mind ravaging questions! How can one possibly respect the existence of something, people in this case, when that something seems to defy respect? They do such trivial things, and find amusement, even up to "so-called" maturity, in the incessant mistreatment of their own kind." (I absolutely LOVE that line! It's so TRUE!)

"I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it!"- Jack Sparrow

You say potato, I say patoto. You say tomato, I say tamoto. You say insane, I say fuck you.-Nav

Nny-*pant pant pant* guy-"LOOK, he's stopping!!" lady-"Maybe he's realizing the horrors he's just committed!!!" Nny-"No... No, the CD's skipping... Wait... Wait... Okay, there it goes."

guy-"Oh God!" Nny-"Shut up! You're here for a reason!! Serve your purpose!!" guy-"But I didn't do anyth..." Nny-"SHUT UP!! I've some questions for you. You will answer truthfully!! You lie... and I cut your filthy throat. Is this milk still good?" guy-"Huh?! *ssip, sip* Uh... yeah." Nny-"This lettuce! How crisp is it? How crisp, GODDAMMIT?!" guy-"It's fine!" Nny-"These fudge-pops! Freezer burn?! FREEZER BURN?! guy-"Umm..." Nny-"EAT THE FUCKIN' WEENIE!!! guy-"Mmph... It tastes okay." Nny-"Whew! Thanks. I haven't cleaned out my fridge in a while, and, well... you know."

Nny-"Just like I detest that fucking cream filling in a twinkie!"

Nny-"Do you have any idea what's going on down there?!! Hideous things! People are suffering, and people like... well... ME, -heh- are running around!! Suicide, genocide!! People are killing MOOSE!! You buy a video game system, and a better one comes out in a month!!! POWDERED EGGS?!!! Self esteem is so low, girls are buyin WONDER BRAS!!! Do you see!? DO YOU?"

Nny-"MY GOD!! Are you kidding!? I've always dreamed of having SUPER POWERS!!! This is just too much to resist. I HAVE HEAD EXPLODY!"

Nny-"A cheerleader! PURE EVIL!!" (Heh...Cordylia...)

Nny-"Wouldn't it be funny if I shoved a knife up through the mattress. Hee."

All the good men in this world are either gay, taken, or fictional charaters.(SO TRUE!)

Invade the Wonka Factory and become a Sith Chocolateer today!(Yay! Randomness!)

When in doubt, push random buttons!

If quitters never win and winners never quit, what a-hole came up with 'Quit while you're ahead'?(I wonder that myself...)

If Spongebob is such a big success, then why does he still work as a frycook? And why were his first words "May I take your order?"

A sane mind is a boring one. (That is why, I am not boring!)

Don't mess with me, this Sharpie can alter reality.

I love pie, pie is good, pie is your friend. Pudding is also good, so when you combine them...you get THE MASTER OF EVERYTHING!

A rejected invention: Instant water! just add water!

Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me. (OH! JUST LIKE THAT DAMNED CHIWAWA THAT WON'T SHUT UP!)

"Call them, and tell them, we're gonna blow 'em up!' -Tallest Purple

"You! SAVE THE DOUGHNUTS!" -Tallest Red

"I will give you tacos, Gir...oh, such tacos I will GIVE!" -Zim

"IT WAS ME! I was the turkey ALL ALONG!" -Gir

"I need tacos or I will explode! That happens to me sometimes..." -Gir

"HEY, SOMEONE'S MAKIN' DOUGHNUTS!" -Tallest Purple "And a clown with no head!" -Gir

"Go home and shave your giant head of smell with your bad self!" -Zim to Dib "There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said." Dib to Zim

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! ... Welcome to the dark side. Are you surprised we lied about the cookies?

Everything is lasers with you!-Purple

You quit being banished?

It's not stupid. It's advanced!

Heh heh... Re... Remember.. Remember the time Zim called us and he was... he was covered from head to foot in meat?

Look, we'd love to grant your request but, uh, we think you're insane!

You know, ever since we became the Tallest I... I dunno. It's neat.

[Zim is inside Dib's body.] Zim: I am in control of you arm nerve! Dib: Humans don't -have- arm nerves!

Zim: Invader's blood marches through my veins like giant radioactive rubber pants! The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!

G.I.R.: Tell me a story about giant pigs!

[About Zim's attack on his home planet] Zim: I put the fires out. Almighty Tallest Red: You made them worse! Zim: Worse...or better?

The Letter M: What's wrong with you? All you talk about is aliens and ghosts and seeing Bigfoot in your garage! Dib: He was using the belt sander...

Dib: [gasping] Sorry I'm late...horrible...nightmare visions! Ms. Bitters: It's called life, Dib. Now sit down.

Zim: I've had it with your nonsense spread by your filthy mouth filled with...corn! Dib: But I haven't eaten any corn. Zim: LIAR!

[In a chicken restaurant] Customer: I want my slaw. Clerk: You already have your slaw, sir. Customer: I want my slaw! Clerk: You already have your slaw, sir. Customer: I WANT MY SLAW! Clerk: You already have your slaw, sir.

Elves: [singing] Bow down... bow down... before the power of Santa! Or be crushed... be crushed... by his jolly boots of doom!

Zim: You expect me to pay to ride this filthy contraption?? Have you the brain worms?!

Dib: Someone said she's existed from time immemorial and they just built the school around her.

Dib: You're just jealous-- Zim: This has nothing to do with jelly!

Zim: Fool! You think I would share the cure with you?! I'll find a cure and keep it all to myself, and then watch you transform more and more into what you are deep down in your heart!! Dib: Deep down, I'm baloney? Zim: ...yes.

Dib: That's just dumb. Zim: Dumb like a moose, Dib. Dumb like a moose!

Zim: Is that Irken equipment you're using? That's Tak's ship you're sitting in, isn't it? Dib: Yes it is, Zim! It fell from-- Zim: Isn't it? Dib: I said it was! Man, you have a problem with listening, Zim. Zim: ISN'T IT?

Dib: But one day, you'll be sitting in your house feeling all safe and secure, and then you'll look over and I'll be there! Doin' stuff! Gir: Leprechauns!

Gir: You just gotta give him a chance, and open up his head and sleep in it like a squishy little bed. (quote from an unfinished eppisode: Return of Keef)

Dib (as a massive robot):You can hide, Zim, but you can't... hide!

Professor Membrane: Some people like to talk. Your brother likes to talk about INSANE things!

Who dares to soil my normal boy head with this... PORK COW? ... -Zim

Dad Robot: Come on, son! Let's go play in the toilet!

Zim: GIR! WHAT ARE YOU DOING! Gir: I MADE MASHED POTATOES! Zim: Yes. And muffins.

Red: The megadoomer combat stealth mec! Purple: ...I DON'T LIKE IT! >:( Red: We didn't build it so you could "like" it!

"Why is there bacon in the soap?!!?"

"Surely that was no human bee! Once I take care of the humans I will began my war against...the bees!"

"Still delicious! No one should be this delicious!" -Dib (Bolognius Maximus)

"Get out now! before you get a better job too!" -Maria (The Sad, Sad Tale of Chickenfoot)

WHY MY SQUEZING ARM?! WWWWWHHHHHYYYYYY?!?! (robodad)

(zim was talking about how the megadoomer was invisible:) Dib: NO, the robot is invisible but i can still see you... Zim- well that's stupid! Dib- Really Stupid! Zim- HOW DARE YOU AGREE WITH ME!

Ms. Bitters: Children, your performance in the school fundraiser was pathetic. Your parents will receive phone calls instructing them to love you less.

Almighty Tallest Red: That's a Vort ship! Almighty Tallest Purple: Huh. I didn't even think they existed anymore. Call them and tell them we're gonna blow 'em up! Lard Nar: [gasp] They're hailing us! They're hailing us! Quick, we need a name. We can't face them without a name! Shloonktapooxis: How about "The Pirate Monkeys"! That's an awesome name! Lard Nar: Erm... no... c'mon, think! We need something that will strike fear into the hearts of all who hear of the resistance! Spleenk: I got it! I got it! Almighty Tallest Red: Identify yourselves! Lard Nar: [with spooky costumes and a voice changer] We... are THE RISISTY! We have come to... Almighty Tallest Purple: Woah, woah, woah, wait... you're "The Resisty"? Lard Nar: ...Yes... The RISISTY! Anyway... Almighty Tallest Purple: That's a stupid name! Lard Nar: [discarding spooky voices and costumes] ARRGH! I TOLD you it was stupid! Why do I keep listening to you? Spleenk: I don't know...

Zim: My Tallest! My Tallest! Hey! Hey My Tallest! My Tallest? My Tallest! Hey! Hey! Hey! My Taaaaaaallist! My Tallest? My Tallest! Hey! Hey My Tallest! My Tallest? It's me! My Tallest? My Tallest! Almighty Tallest Red: I was waiting to see when you would shut up on your own, but it's been three hours, Zim. THREE HOURS! What do you want? Zim: Well, I noticed you're moving closer to the Earth than *ever* before! Almighty Tallest Red: How would you know that? Zim: Oh I know all kinds of theings about you. Pretty creepy, huh? Anyhow, I was... Almighty Tallest Purple: Hey!... That *is* creepy! You're creepy, Zim.

Tak: The great thing about your people Dib is that, most of them don't notice. All they see is another faceless corporate venture! Not a plan for world conquest! Dib: Wait, is there really a difference?

Spongebob: "SOAP...SOAP...WHAT IS SOAP?"

"Somebody call the police! There's a pants thief on the loose!"

Squidward: "This city needs to be destroyed!!! Or at least painted another color."

Squidward: "Oh! I didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day!"

Mr. Krabs: "I smell the smelly smell of something that smells smelly."

Patrick : "Sandy's a girl!?"

Patrick: "I'm Squidward! I'm Squidward! I'm Squidward Squidward Squidward!"

Patrick: "I wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo, wumboing, wumbology, they study of wumbo...come on Spongebob, this is first grade!"

Patrick: "You mean they're taking the thoughts we think we thought and making them thoughts we think we thought... I think."

Patrick: *with candy on his mouth* "All right! Which one of you flatfoots stole my lollypop?" *spongebob, the cops, and patrick laugh* "I mean it!"

Plankton: "That's it Mister! You just lost your brain privileges!"

Plankton: "Holographic meatloaf! My favorite!"

Spongebob: "Squidward? Squidward! The sky had a baby from my cereal box!"

Spongebob: "Remember...licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets!"

Patrick : "Is mayonnaise an instrument? "

Spongebob: "Squidward, you look like a steamed vegetable, only smarter."

Patrick: "did you set it to wumbo?"

Harry Solomon: Um, I've lost all feeling in the left side of my body. [Looks at upside-down can] Harry Solomon: Could somebody please call "116"?

Mary Albright: I think you look distinguished with gray hair. Dick Solomon: Thank you. I think you would look distinguished with gray hair, too. Mary Albright: No. When men get gray hair, they look distinguished. When women get gray hair, they look old. Dick Solomon: When women get breasts, they look sexy. When men get breasts, they look old. Mary Albright: Good point!

Dick Solomon: Guns don't kill people, physics kills people.

[Dick is whining about is job] Harry Solomon: You know, Dick, when life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat the damn lemons.

[after finding out his father was "the Big Head"] Dick Solomon: I don't know who I am anymore! Harry Solomon: Well, your first name is Dick, and your last name is Head...

Harry Solomon: Women. You can't live with 'em, and yet they're everywhere.

Dick Solomon: Mary, there's something I have to tell you. I come from another world. Mary Albright: And that's news?

[Dick has entered the office wearing a tight-fitting construction worker's outfit and a tool belt] Dick Solomon: Whaddaya think, Nina? Ya like beefcake? Nina Campbell: Not from your funky bakery.

[Looking at the babies at the nursery] Tommy Solomon: Which one is it? Dick Solomon: It must be him - it's hideous. Man: Hey, that's my daughter. Dick Solomon: I'm so sorry. SHE'S hideous.

Dick Solomon: [reading Dr. Seuss] My God, this man is a genius!

Dick Solomon: [reading the Bible] Wow, these people begat their brains out!

Dick Solomon: Nina, who is this 'Tom' that Mary keeps talking about? Nina Campbell: I don't know, and it's none of my business. Dick Solomon: It's none of my business and I'm obsessed with it! Nina Campbell: That's typical. Why is it that men think that when you plant the flag, you own the mountain. Dick Solomon: I spent two years climbing that mountain, and I'm not about to let some guy yodel on it!

August: Your son is impossible. Dick Solomon: And you're a pain in the ass, you're made for each other.

Tommy Solomon: I am now the coolest punk in school. Dick Solomon: Well, congratulations. What did you do? Tommy Solomon: I got suspended for setting off the fire alarm. Dick Solomon: They suspended you? You saved hundreds of lives. Tommy Solomon: That's the best part; there was no fire. Dick Solomon: Tommy, this is outrageous. The next time you set off the fire alarm, you'd damn well better start a fire first.

Dick Solomon: I don't mean to panic anyone, but I'm afraid the calamari has been infested with baby squid.

Tommy Solomon: Dick! Sally and Harry won't buy me a beer. Dick Solomon: Sally, Harry, don't be so cheap!

[Dick is locked in an invisible box and feels the walls] Dick Solomon: Oh no! He's turned me into a mime!

Mary Albright: Have a little compassion, Sally, we're healthy. We have to help him. Sally Solomon: I say he's lame. Shoot him.

Officer Don: Hamlet? The story is as old as time: Pretty boy son has a rich daddy, and a good-looking mommy. The uncle knocks off daddy, marries mommy, and he cuts pretty boy out of the action. So junior goes crazy and he kills them all. Not a pretty story... but there it is. Tommy Solomon: Isn't that the plot to 'The Lion King'?

Harry Solomon: You know, one thing I learned - television always goes better with food.

Sally Solomon: So the meatloaf is essentially ground beef and bread crumbs? Tommy Solomon: Right. Sally Solomon: And ground beef is essentially nothing more than dead cow? Tommy Solomon: Right. Sally Solomon: So I have dead cow on my hands? Ahhhhhhhhh! [runs off] Tommy Solomon: Women.

I can kill the spider Sally, I've been practising with grapes. - Harry shows that he's more than just a pretty face.

When I look at you I do not see colour. I see a big flaming jackass. - Nina gives Dick a lesson on racial prejudice.

I think there's something wrong with Dick - Mary (and it only took her six years!)

NINA CAMPBELL Hey, check out the bartender.

MARY ALBRIGHT [sarcastically] Ooh... God's gift to women.

SALLY SOLOMON I hope he kept the receipt.

DICK SOLOMON This is just perfect. I try to mold us into a family that will blend in, and what do I get? A surly teenager, a sister obsessed with a man, and a brother who drinks too much. Is there another family in the whole world like this? I don't think so!

MARY ALBRIGHT Haven't you come to your senses yet?

DICK SOLOMON I will never come to my senses!

MARY ALBRIGHT Just be glad you're at the top of the food chain and nothing eats you.

DICK SOLOMON What about the shark in Jaws. He's so scary.

TOMMY SOLOMON It's like watching Entertainment tonight in Carnegie Frickin' Hall!

DICK SOLOMON Mary is too old for you.

TOMMY SOLOMON I'm older than you.

DICK SOLOMON Well, then, you're too old for her. Either way, it won't work.

TOMMY SOLOMON I make her laugh, Dick. She likes it.

DICK SOLOMON You shut your foul mouth!

THE BIG GIANT HEAD The yelling will cease or the killing will commence!

HARRY SOLOMON So, when can I touch your breasts?

SALLY SOLOMON Right before you die!

SALLY SOLOMON What happened, Harry?

HARRY SOLOMON It came out!

DICK SOLOMON Is it an alien?

HARRY SOLOMON Well, it's purple, and it's slimy, and it's got a hose.

SALLY SOLOMON A hose?

TOMMY SOLOMON Oh, great. It's a mutant.

DICK SOLOMON Alright, we'll kidnap him, and hide him, when it's a teenager we'll set him free, and then if it's really messed up, we can blame him on television.

MARY ALBRIGHT They just brought him to the nursery. He is positively glowing.

HARRY SOLOMON Now it's glowing.

MARY ALBRIGHT Let's go see him. He's got Vicky's eyes.

HARRY SOLOMON What's he doing with Vicky's eyes?

SALLY SOLOMON I just hope it's not eating them.

DICK SOLOMON You want the truth? You want the truth? Well, I can't handle the truth!

DICK SOLOMON I'm not finger-pointing... [points at Mary] but it's YOUR fault! YOU!

HARRY SOLOMON Tell me what you've done to Sally. Where are you taking her?

MASCHA I can't. I wish I could.

HARRY SOLOMON Can't you give me a hint?

MASCHA All right... We're going to do something on the weekend... in San Diego.

HARRY SOLOMON Why can't you give me hint?

MASCHA We're going to do something on Sunday... in San Diego.

HARRY SOLOMON Just one clue?

MASCHA We're going to something on SUNDAY... in SAN DIEGO... at a STADIUM.

HARRY SOLOMON Just one tiny clue?

MASCHA The Super Bowl, Harry!

HARRY SOLOMON WORK WITH ME, BABY! WHICH SUPER BOWL?

DICK SOLOMON Just act normal.

MARY ALBRIGHT I'd ask you to do the same, but I'm afraid that ship has sailed.

DR. DICK SOLOMON Dr. Neesam, I find you to be pompous, judgmental and completely self-absorbed. Would you be my friend?

MAMIE DUBCEK Do you have anything for rope burns?

TOMMY SOLOMON [Tommy and Harry are moving Sally's belongings out of the house] [Tommy carries a large box with difficulty] Oh, Harry, you've got to help me with this box, it's filled with rocks and books and stuff.

HARRY SOLOMON Step aside. [Harry grips the box and gets ready to push it up, as he does, the box flies over his head]

TOMMY SOLOMON [giggling]... It was empty... [Tommy leaves]

HARRY SOLOMON No. [grabs the box and starts to leave] I'm the strongest man in the world!

HARRY SOLOMON So, Dick. Wanna know what I heard around the water cooler today?... There's a weird guy hanging 'round the water cooler.

DR. DICK SOLOMON So, no matter how obnoxious you are, how much of a burden you become, you can still count on the forgiveness of your family?

DR. MARY ALBRIGHT Yeah.

DR. DICK SOLOMON Even if they touch your radio and refuse to make smoked chub and disobey your orders not to kill?

DR. MARY ALBRIGHT Yeah, even then.

DR. DICK SOLOMON Come on Harry, let's make like a banana split and leave.

DR. DICK SOLOMON Your chirpy optimism has no place in reality. Guess what? Santa Claus is dead! Beaten senseless for his shiny black boots and his reindeer don't give a damn!

SALLY SOLOMON Dick, I feel different here. I mean, I like Sally. What will happen to her when I'm gone? What happens to all her stuff? All her shoes?

George McFly: Last night, Darth Vader came down from Planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't take Lorraine out, that he'd melt my brain.

Marty McFly: Wait a minute, Doc. Ah... Are you telling me that you built a time machine... out of a DeLorean? Dr. Emmett Brown: The way I see it, if you're gonna build a time machine into a car, why not do it with some style?

[Lorraine's parents are talking about Marty McFly, Lorraine's future son] Stella Baines: He's a very strange young man. Sam Baines: He's an idiot. Comes from upbringing. His parents are probably idiots, too. Lorraine, you ever have a kid who acts that way, I'll disown you.

Marty McFly: Whoa. Wait a minute, Doc. Are you trying to tell me that my mother has got the hots for me? Dr. Emmett Brown: Precisely. Marty McFly: Whoa. This is heavy. Dr. Emmett Brown: There's that word again. "Heavy." Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the Earth's gravitational pull?

Marty McFly: [watching a Honeymooners episode in 1955] Hey, hey, I've seen this one. I've seen this one. This is a classic. This is, uh, where Ralph dresses up as a man from space. Milton Baines: What do you mean, you've seen this? It's brand new. Marty McFly: Yeah, well, I saw it on a [realizing] Marty McFly: ... rerun. Milton Baines: What's a rerun? Marty McFly: You'll find out.

[Stella Baines is Marty's future grandmother] Stella Baines: You know, Marty, you look so familiar to me. Do I know your mother? Marty McFly: [turning to look at Lorraine, his mother in the future] Yeah, I think maybe you do...

Marty McFly: [to Uncle Joey as a baby, playing in his playpen] So you're my Uncle Joey. Better get used to these bars, kid.

Younger Dr. Emmett Brown: [running out of the room] 1.21 gigawatts! 1.21 gigawatts. Great Scott! Marty McFly: [following] What-what the hell is a gigawatt?

[Marty and Doc observe George's incompetence in 1955] Dr. Emmett Brown: Which one's your pop? Marty McFly: [points him out] That's him. [they see him getting kicked around by other school bullies] George McFly: [has a "kick me" sign on his back] Okay. Okay, you guys. Ah-ha-ha-ha. Very funny. You guys are being real mature. Dr. Emmett Brown: Maybe you were adopted.

Marty McFly: Calvin? Wh... Why do you keep calling me Calvin? Lorraine Baines: Well, that is your name, isn't it? Calvin Klein? It's written all over your underwear.

[Marty places headphones over his father's ears and wakes him up by playing Van Halen music at full blast. George wakes up screaming - Marty pauses the music. George looks up to see Marty, who is unrecognizable because he is wearing a radiation suit] George McFly: Who are you? Marty McFly: [after giving him another earful of loud rock music] Silence, Earthling. My name is Darth Vader. I am an extraterrestrial from the planet Vulcan! [makes Live Long and Prosper sign with his hand]

If life gives you lemons throw them at a cheerleader.-Me

School stands for Six. Crappy. Hours. Of. Our. Lives.-Isaak

Real friends are the only ones that will sniff candles with you.-Me

“What do you want me to do, dress in drag and do the hula?”

Operator! Give me the number for 911!

I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.

Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.

What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts.

The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?

That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!

Beer: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Lionel Hutz: This is the greatest case of false advertising I’ve seen since I sued the movie “The Never Ending Story.”

Chief Wiggum: Uh, no, you got the wrong number. This is 9-1…2.

Homer: Save me, Jeebus!

Homer: Books are useless! I only ever read one book, “To Kill A Mockingbird,” and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin…but what good does *that* do me?

Grandpa Simpson: Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please, eliminate three. P.S. I am not a crackpot.

Apu: Please do not offer my god a peanut.

Frink: Brace yourselves gentlemen. According to the gas chromatograph, the secret ingredient is… Love!? Who’s been screwing with this thing?

Homer: I hope I didn’t brain my damage.

That horse better win...or we’re taking a trip to the glue FACTORY...And he won't get to come!

Homer- ” Where’s Bart? His supper is getting all cold and eaten.”

Abe is bumed out after Burns takes Ms. Bouvier...He sees a ripped wrapper on the ground, picks it up and says “Latex condo, boy I’d sure like to live in one of those!”

Disney is sooo evil, but their movies are soooo good.-Me

NINA CAMPBELL Nice dress.

SALLY SOLOMON I just threw it on.

NINA CAMPBELL Yeah, well, you almost missed.

“The days are getting colder. Yes. Bugs are dying by the truckload! Ha ha ha! Good riddance to ‘em all! … I like fall.” - Calvin and Hobbes

“Mom will you drive me into town?” Reply “Why should I drive you, Calvin? It’s a perfect day outside! What do you think people have feet for?” “To work the gas pedal.” - Calvin and Hobbes

“Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.”- Calvin and Hobbes

“This food is allergic to me.” - Calvin and Hobbes

“Life’s disappointments are harder to take when you don’t know any swear words.” - Calvin and Hobbes

“The more you think about things, the weirder they seem. Take milk for example. Why do we drink COW milk? Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said. “I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze ‘em!” - Calvin and Hobbes

“I’ve got plenty of common sense…. I just choose to ignore it.” - Calvin and Hobbes

“I propose we leave math to the machines and go play outside.”- Calvin and Hobbes

"OOOOH, SORREEEE!! I only created THE UNIVERSE!!! You’re right, I should be out running LAPS."

"You know that feeling you get? The one where you just know you're going to projectile vomit out of every orifice? I feel that right now. I want you away. Leave me to my vomit."

"Dear Die-ary, today I stuffed some dolls full of dead rats I put in the blender. I'm wondering if, maybe, there really is something wrong with me."

"Don't sue me. I'm funny."

"Either my hair burned off in hell, or I sleep-shaved it during a really stupid dream."

"Nothing quite brings out the zest for life in a person like the thought of their impending death. I see by the looks of you that you understand."

Hmm? What's that Shmee? Mm, Hmm. Yeeess. Hmm? Yeah. Really? Uh, Huh. Okaay. What? Hmm. Well FUCK YOU MR. BEAR!!! You speak LIES!!! LIIIIES!!! Stuffed with pure venom, you vile lint infested bastard!! How many more, like you, are there?!! How many more?!!! You can't even imagine the things I've endured!! And always at the hands of shit like you!!! You don't know the truth!!!

"Two nights ago, I was taking a walk at night, and this little chihuahua started following me!!! GODDAMMIT!! IT KNEW!! I ran, and finally lost it, and made it home!!! BUT IT KNEW!! IT KNEWWWW!! Did the DOG SEND YOU?!"

"Yes, yes, yes. I'm the one that's been killing all those people. But I'm also the creative force behind Happy Noodle Boy, so forgive me and shut up."

"I wonder if I'm still crazy. Go find a cheerleader and saw her legs off. OKAY, that answers that."

"Now you see what my goiter can do to your follicles!"

"I am wiggling my leg! Witness my leg!"

"Cease your flatulent winds and hear my mind-numbing expulsions of wicked noise! Grr!! Cheese!!!"

"Everybody! Say it with me as I wiggle!! Peas! Peas! Peas! Peas! Peas! Peas! Look David Hasselhoff can fly!!"

"Those kids are after me lucky charms!! Must get to my car and escape! Shit! Speed lines are chasing me!!"

"Crackers! Crackers! But, no squeezy cheese!! You've broken my secret elbow!"

"Holy pigshit, Batman!"

"Oh, the horror!! The funky horror!!"

"Whoopee, and all that shit!!"

"Stop with the mooing you damned chihuahua!"

"Accept my heartwarming gift of tree scratchies!!!"

"Moo! Moo!! Mooo!!! I'm voodoo cursing you!!"

"Goobers or Raisinets?! Goobers or Raisinets?!! Squeak once for yes!! Who has stolen my cheese!! Answer me, or don't!!"

"You think, but you're not plywood."

(Points at a dead dog) "My god!! You're beautiful!!"

"You have invoked an evil older than man!! Older than croutons!!"

"I won't leave you!!! You is my bruddah!! BLOOOGH!!! I won't forget you!! I do mighty kung-fu kick for you!!!"

"I am like a flying potato!! Bow down!! Or I will unleash my zoinky army of surly crack-babies!!"

"I am going to fly into your butt!! Prepare all asses for vicious entry!!"

"You insane son of a bitch! You just ruined a perfectly good baby! I yell!" policeman, after Happy Noodle Boy throws a baby off a cliff

"Hey you! Stop eating grass!! This isn't some kind of grass eating place where you can eat grass!! Hear me!! I am da law!!"

I don't know if you people have tried a Fat Shake yet, but I have and its like suckin' heaven through a straw. - Sam

We're taking turns. If we ever get lost in Japan again, I'm carrying you guys. - Sam

Nice! First they insult my art, then they call me dead! Which incidentally I'm not! - Spencer

My mom thinks I'll choke on fruit, so she pounds it with a mallet... - Freddie

I think we know the results of the sound check. Did it sound horrible? Check! - Sam

They've created a new number! So now it goes: one two three four five *derf* six seven! - Carly

What kind of restaurant doesn't have soup? I thought this was America!-Gibby's Grandfather

No, you dont squirt waffles! - Freddie

It's weird, this pizza tastes like shoe bottom. -Spencer

No worries, I like hitting ladies with pineapples. Sam

It's Freddie's fault! When you see prisoners escaping, you don't announce that you're gonna call the cops!-Carly

My Aunt Maggie's boobs look more real than that. And they're ridiculous.-Sam

"I want some peanuts."-Homer Simpson

"Eat the pudding. Eat the pudding. Eat the pudding. Eat the pudding."-Homer Simpson

"What's a sal-ad?"-Spongebob Squarepants

"Fat men aren't fat, only fat women are fat!"-Peter Griffin

Gibby's Grandpa:"I can't eat corn!" Gibby: It's WEBICON!

"A-well-a bird, bird, bird B-Bird's the word!"-Peter Griffin

"Bunnies, bunnies, it must be BUNNIES!"-Anya

"Good morning starshine! The Earth says hello!"-Willy Wonka

"Somehow, Squidward and Snape must be related!"-Me

"I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean S-M-A-R-T!"-Homer Simpson

"Resolutions? ME?? Just what are you implying? That I need to CHANGE?? Well, buddy, as far as I'm conserned, I'm perfect the way I am!-Calvin and me

"We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled."-Bill Watterson

Rapunzel: Something brought you here. Fate? Destiny? Flynn:A horse.

"My friends need to be punished."-Lilo

"It's gon' rain!"-Ollie

"That's where I keep the universe, don't mess around with that!"-Farnsworth

"The only reason we hate fanfic pairings, is because we want to date the characters!"-Me

"I think my toes are jealous of my fingers, because they get to point at things!"-Jon Arbuckle

Sam: Before you go, we're gonna need our shirt back.

Carly: That's not our shirt.

Sam: Shhh!

Guppy: Happy birthday!

Sam: Mom, I lied to you...Those pants do make you look fat.

Spencer: I may be an idiot...but I'm not stupid.

"Psst! Hey lady, c'mere and drool on my face!!"-Happy Noodle Boy

"And Harry Potter and all of his wizard friends...went straight to hell for practicing witchcraft."-Ned Flanders

"Leedle, leedle, leedle, lee!"-Patrick

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries." - Spamalot

"What the hell does jabrony mean?!"-Me

"I have ZaDr pics, and I'm not afraid to use them!"-Me

"It's always good to have a conversation with the toaster!"-Me

"I wanted to go to InvaderCon for my birthday. Instead, I got some art supplies. :P"-Me

Give a man a fish, and you will feed him for a day.

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it, and 28 muscles to smile, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the fudge out of
them.

There's a light at the end of every tunnel...lets just hope it's not a train.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

Flying is simple: just throw yourself at the ground and miss

Oh yeah, this video! I made it! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0f1kRcBR0E

Yays I am watching Children Of The Corn 3! It is awesome! THEY WILL COME FOR THE ADULTS!

My Real Name: Persephone (OH! I said my name! fud!)

My Gangsta Name: Perzizzle

My Detective Name: Blue Cat

My Star Wars Name: Obaperbra?

My Super Hero Name: Black Soda? -_-

My Goth Name: Black Speckles

My Irken Name: Trisha

My My Little Pony Name: Honey Song

My Na'Vi Name: Eyrina

My Hunger Game Name: Banmet P. Skipspruce

My Smurf Name: Baby Cakes Smurf? >:(

My Indian Name: Aquene

My Dragon Name: Wistala

My Demon Name: Geryon

My Mermaid Name: Oceana

My Princess Name: Princess Andora

My Chinese Name: Ou Bin rui

My Hawaiian Name: Pelikepone

My Star Trek Name: Sela

LaLALALALa...I'm bored...Cheese! Ponymon! Spider Pig!

Oh yeah, and if you know me, visit my deviantArt profile. I share it with Aaliastar.

And for any of you that say my stories are a rip-off and a piece of crap...Uhm...NEWS ALERT! I don't make ANY profit! I make these for enjoyment of myself and others! If you hate it, eff off and don't review! And if you don't like enjoyment why are you on here anyway?!

Oh, and I own nothing!

So...I'm kinda bored...How are you?

Also some Fanfics like Anni, Two Fans, Chocolate Factory, or OC Human Sacrifice may not be updated in awhile due to depression, constipation(OF THE MIND!), or just me being bored with it. I really hope you guys are cool with this because I really am not in the mood for hate letters. Also for those of you who enjoyed my Fics, such as Aaliastar, PsYcho Gamer 164, MissMewRingo, and various others I thank you, for helping me become motivated to even publish them!

If you are having a bad day, please don't take it out on me! You can PM me, and maybe we could talk, but I am not going to deal with that BS!

Okay...mental depression breakdown over. Who wants cake?! :D

Stop with the Mary Sue BS! Just...Stop. Of all the things you guys on Fanfiction can do, you pester me about Mary Sues and how my Fanfics are crap?! WHAT THE FUCK?! I do not need this. I REALLY do not need this!

Oh yeah and I do not care if you hate my fave character. But just don't say that Twilight is better. Because we all know Nny and Faith could kill Bella and Edward.

(Seriously. Faith's job is to slay vampires.)

If there are times where you wanna annoy people, just for the heck of it, copy this to your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone that should be hit by a bus, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have no idea what people are talking about yet you pretend that you do, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever put something metal into the microwave, then flipped out because you didn't know why the microwave was making funny noises, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.

If you ever forgot how old you are when someone asked you, put this in your pro.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, put this in your pro.

If you think you should be able to watch what you want on TV without being called immature, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you’ve been on the computer for hours on end reading multiple fanfictions copy and paste this on your profile

If you feel that half your day is spent being bored copy this onto your profile.

If you can't stop putting these things on your profile, copy and paste this to your profile!

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like to read what people put in their profiles, and you like Copy & Paste stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you like ZIM copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever run up or down an escaltor and SUCCEDED in getting to the top or bottom, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile

If people think you are mentally insane copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

Do you like waffles? Do you like pancakes? Do you like french toast? If you can't wait to get a mouthful, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you like the villains better than the heroes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you swoon over fictional characters, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you care about others and speak your mind, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have a fanfiction.net account, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are a pegasister, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like the fanfic Cupcakes, but don't believe it's true, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you say you hated something but then grew to like it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been more mature than people older than you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this to your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.

If you think that there is such a thing as the paranormal, copy this and paste it into your profile.

If you've ever fallen in love with a cartoon character copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you dislike Edward the sparkly vampire, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever thought up a scene to a story without first even coming up with a plot, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I'm sick of team Edward and team Jacob...I'M TEAM GIR!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!

(.) This is Nailbunny. Copy and paste this to your profile, and Nailbunny will always be with you.

You say Martians.

We say Irkens.

You say Bill Nye.

We say Professor Membrane.

You say backpack.

We say PAK.

You say uprising.

We say RESISTY!

You say stupid.

We say 'advanced'.

You say idiot.

We say pathetic, filthy human pig-smelly!

You say ugly.

We say big head.

You say 'The Song that Never Ends'.

We say "The Doom Song".

You say robot.

We say GIR.

You say "That's not true!"

We say "LIIIIIIEEEES!!!"

You say aliens.

We say "ZIM IS AN ALIEN! WHY DO I EVEN HAVE TO TRY AND PROVE IT THIS MUCH?!? JUST LOOK AT HIM!"

You say "I'm popular".

We say "I'M NORMAL!!!!!"

You say we're weird.

We say we're Invader Zim fans.

If the world was conquered, I'd rather it was by Zim. If you agree copy and post this to your profile.

Bold the IZ Pairings that you love.

ZaDR (Zim and Dib Romance)

ZaDF (Zim and Dib Friendship)

ZaGR (Zim and Gaz Romance)

ZaGF (Zim and Gaz Friendship)

ZaGIR (Zim and GIR Romance) (WHO WRITES THIS CRAP?!)

ZaGIF (Zim and GIR Friendship)

ZaTR (Zim and Tak Romance)

ZaTF (Zim and Tak Friendship)

DaTR (Dib and Tak Romance)

DaTF (Dib and Tak Friendship)

DaGR (Dib and Gaz Romance) (Aw heil naw!)

DaGF (Dib and Gaz Friendship)

DaGIR (Dib and GIR Romance)

DaGIF (Dib and GIR Friendship)

GaGR (Gaz and GIR Romance)

GaGF (Gaz and GIR Friendship)

GaTR (Gaz and Tak Romance)

GaTF (Gaz and Tak Friendship)

GaMR (GIR and MiMi Romance)

MaMR (MiMi and Minimoose Romance

If you don't just watch IZ for Gir, then copy and paste this to your profile.

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

1. Children's Asprin: Warning: Keep Away From Children (That makes sense!)

2. Peanuts: Warning: Product May Contain Nuts (You don't say...)

3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping

4. Candle: Warning: Warning, A burning candle is fire

5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking

6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado (Darn...)

7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts

8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Away from Children

9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.

10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping (Well what if I wanted sparkly ice cream?)

11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regular soap

12. Sleeping Pills: Warning: May Cause Drowsiness

13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required (Darn.)

14. Japanese Food Processor: Warning: Not to be used for the other use

15. On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.

16. On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

17. On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."

18. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

19. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought??...)

20. On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time)?

21. On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."

22. On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."

23. On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what)?

24. On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)

25. On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

26. On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)

27. On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

28. On a Korean kitchen knife-- "Warning: keep out of children." (hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

29. On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity.

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “D* , that was fun. Let's do it again!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Kick the a* of whatever made you cry.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your junk so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds a* that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Come on, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk s* to the person who talks s* about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick their a* to hell and out!

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with the most vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Say no when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Talk on the phone or come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

-Pick the month you were born in-

January I killed

February I smelled

March I ran naked with

April I jumped

May I ate

June I shot

July I danced with

August I loved

September I kissed

October I robbed

November I slapped

December I stabbed

-Pick the day you were born on-

1 A banana

2 A homeless guy

3 A house

4 A mop

5 Barney the dinosaur

6 A sock

7 A stripper

8 My lover

9 My teacher

10 An iPod

11 A movie star

12 A phone

13 An angel

14 A drunk guy

15 A crackhead

16 A pillow

17 A cat

18 A teletubby

19 A hobo

20 Paris Hilton

21 A dog

22 A bird

23 Elmo

24 A rock star

25 My toothbrush

26 A glass of milk

27 The kool-aid man

28 A French fry

29 A lesbian

30 An emo

31 A snowman

-Pick the color of the shirt you wearing-

White Because a hobo stole my taco.

Black Because the voices told me to.

Pink Because I wanted to.

Red Because I’m bringing sexy back!

Brown because I’m on crack.

Polka dots Because insanity is fun!

Purple cuz I’m gangsta my home skillett and biscutz.

Gray because I’m cool like dat

Green Because big bird told me to.

Orange Because I know kung-fu.

Maroon because I’m a good girl.

Turquoise Because I was chasing the leprechaun.

Blue Because that’s how I roll!

Tye dye because I’m a freaking scuba diver you got a problem with that? Didn’t think so!

Yellow Because the hippies kidnapped me in the middle of the night.

None Because The aliens did experiments on me.

I loved Paris Hilton because I wanted to??

AM I BRITISH OR AFRICAN AMERICAN

British

[X] You drink a lot of tea.

[ ] You know what a brolly is.

[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.

[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.

[ ] You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell".

[X] Fish and chips are yummy.

[X] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.

[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.

[X] Its football, not soccer.

Total: 4

African American

] You say nigga/nukka casually

[X] You have puffy hair that refuses to be straight and down.

[X] You like rap.

[ ] You know how to shoot a gun.

[X] You like chicken.

[X] You like watermelon.

] You can dance.

] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total: 4

WAT? British and African American?

And it's always weird to read any Greek Myths because most likely I'll hear my name.

What am I afraid of out of 72 common fears?

[X] the dark
[ ] staying single forever
[ ] being a parent
[ ] giving birth
[ ] being myself in front of others
[ ] open spaces
[X] closed spaces
[X] heights
[ ] dogs
[ ] birds
[ ] fish
[ ] spiders
[ ] flowers or other plants
[ ] being touched
[ ] fire
[ ] deep water
[ ] snakes
[ ] silk
[ ] the ocean
[X] failure
[ ] success
[X] thunder/lightning
[ ] frogs/toads
[ ] my boyfriend's/girlfriend's dad
[X] boyfriend's/girlfriend's mom
[ ] rats
[X] jumping from high places
[ ] snow
[ ] rain
[ ] wind
[ ] crossing hanging bridges
[X] death
[ ] heaven
[ ] being robbed
[X] falling
[ ] clowns
[X] dolls (Most of them anyway...)
[ ] large crowds of people
[ ] men
[ ] women
[ ] having great responsibilities
[ ] doctors, including dentists
[X] tornadoes
[X] hurricanes
[X] incurable diseases
[X] sharks
[ ] Friday the 13th
[X] ghosts
[ ] poverty
[ ] Halloween
[X] school
[ ] trains
[ ] odd numbers
[ ] even numbers
[X] being alone
[X] becoming blind
[X] becoming deaf
[X] growing up (Only sometimes...)
[X] creepy noises in the night
[ ] bee stings
[X] not accomplishing my dreams/goals
[ ] needles
[ ] dinosaurs
[ ] the welcome mat
[ ] high speed
[X] throwing up
[ ] falling in love
[ ] super secrets

23...Okay...

JHONEN VASQUEZ FOR PRESIDENT! Copy and paste if you'd vote for him

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you’re cool... and a lot of the songs fit with the setting

Opening Credits: A Gorey Demise By: Creature Feature (0.0 What??)

Waking Up: Coin-Operated Boy By: The Dresdon Dolls (Why?)

First Day at School: Bleeding Love By: Leona Lewis (I don't even know what to say to this...)

Falling In Love: Cremation Melody By: Miku Hatsune (DAMN YOU VOCALOIDS!)

Fight Song: Joker By: Miku Hatsune (Facepalm 2x Combo)

Breaking Up: Pinkie's Lie By: Glaze (AM I A HOMICIDAL MANIAC OR SOMETHING?! D:>)

Prom Night: Double Lariat By: Luka Megurine (...)

Life: Secret By: The Peirces (Well my life must be VERY interesting...NOT)

Mental Breakdown: Magnet By: Miku and Luka (O.o NOT GOING TO ASK.)

Driving: Alice Human Sacrifice By: MEIKO, KAITO, Miku, and the Kagamine Twins. (Am I that bad at driving?)

Flashback: The Good Life (...)

Getting Back Together: Rolling Girl By: Miku Hatsune (WAT...)

Wedding: Making Christmas From: The Nightmare Before Christmas (OH HAHA! DX

Birth of Child: Rugrats Theory (I-I don't even...This is what I get for listening to weird ass songs)

Final Battle: Girl of A Miniature Garden By: Miku Hatsune (I give up.)

Funeral Song: The Wolf that Fell in Love with Red Riding Hood By: Rin and Len Kagamine ( ):

Final Credits: Broken By: Seether and Amy Lee (Finally SOMETHING was a little accurate...)

OC's:

Invader Zim:

Trisha:

Outfit: A usual grey sleeved shirt, with black yoga pants. She forever wears her golden cross necklace.

Race: Human/Irken

Appearance: Red eyes, normal skin, no bruises, cuts, scars, etc., normal curly antennae. (Human): Blonde hair neatly kept behind her, blue eyes, creme colored skin.

Occupation: Slayer, observer, protector.

Parents/Relatives: Two very normal Irkens, whom she was cloned from. Twin brother, Eirik.

Lives: In refuge on Earth.

S.I.R unit: Lea, a pink eyed, defective, female, S.I.R.

Invader Zim:

Eirik:

Outfit: A normal training/Invader's uniform in purple.

Race: Human/Irken

Appearance: Purple eyes, normal skin, normal Irken antennae. (Human): He never reached Earth.

Occupation: Trainee.

Parents/Relatives: Two very normal Irkens, whom he was cloned from. Twin sister, Trisha.

Lived: In a training facility on Irk.

S.I.R unit: Never got one.

Invader Zim:

Sin:

Outfit: A grey outfit made from fallen victoms, it is a faded grey. He usually wears a belt carrying various bombs and grenades just in case of an attack. Boots in the same fashion.

Race: Irken (Defect)

Appearance: Grey eyes, scar from feral alien, olive green skin, double pointed antennae.

Occupation: Watcher, mercinary, master, bounty hunter, Ex-soldier.

Parents/Relatives: Cloned. No siblings. Students/diciples Eirik and Trisha.

Lives: In refuge with Trisha.

S.I.R unit: Has none.

MLP:

Anine:

Outfit: (Humanized) A baggy longsleeved blue shirt, and skinny jeans.

Race: Alicorn/Pegasus/Draqonuis

Appearance: Light lavender eyes (When she's not crazy), Yellow Selera and Red Iris (When she is), Her coat is a beautiful light blue, and her mane is a scraggy black (Considering she has never combed it)

Occupation: Bringer of Light, Leader of Darkness, Homicidal maniac.

Parents/Relatives: Aala and Discord.
Adoptive mother: Marieonette
Friends: Psycho, Aalia, and Diablo.

Lives: In Ponyville.

Possible Bf/Husband: Diablo

I am now working on a ZaDr fic because of a poll...GOD HELP US ALL. But at least you know I will not refuse requests, unless I do not know what fandom it is...

The FANDOMS (Bold the ones you have joined and if they do not have a name make one up...Choose wisely):

The Whovians (Doctor Who)

The Bronies/Pegasisters (MLP)

Potterheads (HP)

Trekkies (Star Trek)

Psych-os (Psych)

Twihards (Twilight)

Beliebers (JB fans)

Little Monsters (Lady GaGa

X-Philes (The X-Files

Dunderheads (The Office)

Rent-Heads (Rent)

Truebies (True-Blood)

Whedonites (Joss Whedon)

Gleeks (Glee)

Tribute (Hunger Games)

Avatard (AtLA)

Narutard (Naruto)

Poke'nerd (Pokemon)

Otakus (Vocaloids)

Homestucker (Homestuck)

Demigods (Percy Jackson)

Merlinians (Merlin)

Disciples (Dexter)

Venger-nerds (Avengers)