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Author has written 29 stories for Total Drama series, Monster High, Mythology, SpongeBob SquarePants, Warriors, Coraline, Silent Hill, Adventure Time with Finn and Jake, Twilight, My Little Pony, Harry Potter, Alex Rider, South Park, Amazing World of Gumball, Super Smash Brothers, Pony Club Secrets, My Little Sister Can't Be This Cute/俺の妹がこんなに可愛いわけがない, and Mario. Hi guys! Loob88 here but you can just call me Loob or Loobeh. Most of my stories contain fight scenes so if that puts you off, stay well away from my stories. Speaking of stories, half of my stories are currently on hiatus, so don't keep asking for new chapters. new chapters usually come up in my head in six to eight weeks, but some stories haven't been updated for months...sooooo, whatever. If you want Mrs. Brown's Boys to be a fanfiction Archive thingy, copy and paste this to your profile and add your username. Loob88, If you are in the UK and you actually want to watch the second, third and fourth lots of TDI, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are the only person in your class/workplace with your name, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you like Living Dead Dolls, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you prefer Stitch over Lilo, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever watched Grizzly Tales for gruesome kids, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever dug out a bunch of baby videos of yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. I AM BRAVE ENOUGH TO STAND UP FOR WHAT I BELIEVE IN. I AM AGAINST: ANIMAL ABUSE HOMOPHOBIA CHILD ABUSE DOMESTIC VIOLENCE WARFARE ANIMALS BEING POACHED ANIMALS BEING CRUELLY CAGED AND MANY OTHER THINGS. What people assume of me: I am a clever person, which means I am a nerd that spends half of their time in a cramped, crowded room playing dungeons and dragons. I like living dead dolls, which means I am a psychopath. I have been told that I may have to go to an anger management course, which means I am nuts. I DON'T LIKE STEREOTYPES. Things I am not to do at Hogwarts ( bold your favorites) 1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball 2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office 3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter 4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick 5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar 6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination 7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms" 8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy. 9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month" 10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand 11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals 12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force" 14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot 15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it 16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive (that would be AWESOME!!) 17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast (kill buzz. Anyone else see Holy Grail? You’d get it.) 18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day" 19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways 20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor 21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort 22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy (major bummer) 23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling 26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate 27) I will not steal Gryffindor sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways 28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's" 29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge 32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm (jeez, these people ruin everything!...) 33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers 34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion 35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends" 36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends" 37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak 45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween (why not?) 46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself too seriously 47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions 48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet 49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice 50) I will not attack my fellow classmates ( is this one optional?) 51) I will not make an impossible riddle for people to give an answer to enter the Ravenclaw area (CAN you open a spinning door? 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1. A history of Mario reviewsThis is basically the history of Mario and Luigi, and why they hate Bowser so much.Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-8-13 - Mario & Luigi2. Willowclan's destiny: Water and Fire » reviewsCorby is just a regular kittypet, who is adopted into a clan by their over-optimistic leader, Greystar. The other cats reject this new clan member, but when a catastrophe occurs, will she be the one to save them all?Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-1-13 - Published: 4-8-133. My Little Sister can't be this Ero-Kawaii! reviewsKyousuke comes to bring a game back to his little sister...only to find she is recording herself for an Ero-Kawaii channel! What will happen now Kyosuke knows Kirino's big secret?My Little Sister Can't Be This Cute/俺の妹がこんなに可愛いわけがない - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-17-13 - Kyousuke K. & Kirino K.4. The SecretFirestar and Sandstorm decide to tell Squirrelflight and Leafpool a secret that will change their lives forever.Warriors - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Published: 4-7-13 - Firestar & Leafpool5. Herbie and the Shadow RiderIsadora Brown is now 37. Nightstorm has a colt and a filly for children. The colt, Herbie, has been sent to El Caballo Danza Magnifico for training, but something happens and Issie is blown into a whole new whirlwind of trouble...Pony Club Secrets - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Published: 3-27-136. Silent Hill: Asphyxia2 years after Murphy Pendleton left Silent Hill, the place became happy. Until a new cult made its roots in Silent Hill, and a young girl's boyfriend happened to crash their car near Brookhaven Hospital...Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Published: 3-24-137. Firestar's poems » reviewsPoems from Firestar's point of view.Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-24-13 - Published: 3-23-13 - Firestar8. Missing(set in SSBB) One day, all of the characters suddenly disappeared. Except for four. Pit, Zelda/Sheik, Sonic and Tails. These four are going to find out what happened to their friends. And it ain't gonna be pretty.Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Published: 3-17-13 - Pit & Sonic9. Just Friends » reviewsWhen a student house swap program sees Carrie sharing a house with Gumball, what goes on between the pair? (Continued from the first chapter of a year full of Gumball) (Now rated M for hinted stuff in chapter 2)Amazing World of Gumball - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-13-13 - Published: 3-12-13 - Gumball W. & Carrie10. A year Full Of GumballYep, you heard it right! 365 days and 365 chapters of our favourite lil' blue cat! (Note: Some of these chapters, like Just Friends, are going to be made into full stories)Amazing World of Gumball - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Published: 3-12-13 - Gumball W.11. The Life and times of Eric Cartman »May be moved up to an M because of touchy subjects. Anyway, Eric Cartman is a normal South Parker, apart from the fact that he wants to break free of the vicious circle only known as South Park life. He doesn't want Kenny to die every day. He doesn't want Stan and Kyle to be in a gay relationship. But what is a boy to do? (Contains implied Style, Garrislave and Victiane)South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,053 - Published: 2-19-13 - Eric Cartman12. Code 65 reviewsAlex has to go abroad to help in the case of Code 65. What will happen? Who will become entangled in Code 65's web? Read on to find out...Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-18-13 - Alex R./Cub13. TDI:UnderwaterThe contestants in this show are literally taking the plunge as they spend their TDI time in an underwater mermaid lair! There will be thrills, spills, and holiday romances, but what will become of our contestants? Read on to find out...Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Published: 1-25-1314. Zombiebob Flesheaterpants » reviewsBased shortly after the events of the episode "The Krusty Sponge". The "zombies" are breaking free and running loose in the Krusty Krab, soon to spill out in Bikini Bottom. Will the Krusty Krab crew be able to save Bikini Bottom in time? Or will it go to the dogs (or rather, worms)? Read on to find out...SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-25-13 - SpongeBob15. TDI THE SKY'S THE LIMIT UNCUT AUDITIONS » reviewsThese auditions are packed full of uncut-ness. Rated K , but rating may change as it goes on.Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-21-13 - Published: 10-4-1216. Walter Sullivan's Diary » reviewsThis is the diary of a six-year-old Walter Sullivan, as he begins to understand more about his parents, his life, and most importantly, himself. Read on to find more... Please read and review!Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-21-13 - Published: 11-4-12 - Andrew D. & Walter S.17. The Darkening Hour » reviewsA prophecy from Starclan has failed. A new cat has been chosen to recieve a new prophecy, but he is only a kittypet. Will he survive?Warriors - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-6-13 - Published: 1-5-1318. Potter Manor reviewsHarry x Hermione. Think Victorian era. Miss Hermione Granger goes to work as a maid for Lord Harry Potter. She strikes up a friendship with veteran maid Miss Luna Lovegood. Hermione ends up falling for Lord Harry, but what will come of it? Rated M for lemons in later chapters.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-31-12 - Harry P. & Hermione G.19. A spongebob christmas carol! reviewsI decided to add a new spin to an old tale. Featuring a celeb cameo that will make you laugh.SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-22-1220. Total Drama Cartoon Network »All of the more "modern" cartoon network characters are booked up on a trip to Mukawila Island! They will have to face mutant tikis, angry squirrels and oh, I can't go on...Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,335 - Updated: 12-15-12 - Published: 12-14-1221. My Little Pony: When Ponyville turnsThe Ponyville Mafia has taken over Ponyville, and the leader is...Fluttershy. She and the other ponies are the strongest in the world. But will a gang of ponies be able to stop her? Rated T for alcohol abuse and Violence, may turn into an M later. Mainly OCs.My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Published: 12-4-12 - Fluttershy22. Warriors: A dark sky »Rated T for graphic fights. One cat is going to ensure the downfall of the clans, but who? Treachery and blackmail is afoot. Nothing will be the same. One will become three. Three will become nine. Anything will becomne everything. Read and review please!Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 896 - Updated: 11-19-12 - Published: 10-25-12 - Princess23. Glowlight: A twilight spoof reviewsSwan Bell is an ordinary girl...until she meets Eli Currant. He is a vampire that will spin Swan around. Will her life ever be normal again? SPOOF: Please read and review!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-15-1224. Who will be mine? » reviewsFinn is stuck between two girls. Marceline the Vampire queen and Princess Bubblegum. Who will he choose? Finnceline and Fingum.Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 11-6-12 - Princess B. Bubblegum & Marceline A.25. TDI: the sky is the limit! »Basically, 15 contestants have been sent to the moon. Beth, an ex-contestant, has taken up the job of host, and chef is still cooking up torture meals. Hope you like it, and please don't hesitate to comment on your views of it! NOTE: Moniqua's grammar mistakes are due to her accent.Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 1,903 - Updated: 11-6-12 - Published: 7-9-1226. Do you believe? » reviewsWhen Coraline is happy in her new home, there comes a turn for the worse. The Beldam makes an appearance, as a button mom in normal. Coraline plays along, but something fishy is going on...Coraline - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-1-12 - Published: 10-31-12 - Coraline J. & Other Mother27. Spongebob's memories » reviewsDelve deep into the memories of spongebob, with all of his friends involved too. R and R please.SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-23-12 - Published: 10-20-12 - SpongeBob & Patrick28. LDD: Just another day in hellMeet the living dead dolls, the girls and boys who work at LDD encorporated, or, as they like to call it, just another day in hell! Read on... P.S: I do NOT own the rights to Living Dead Dolls. They belong to Mezco, Ed Long, Damien Glonek and all of their rightful proprietors.Mythology - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Published: 9-26-12
